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unofficial1D [2013-12-26 14:47:42 +0000 UTC]

I partied with Harry Styles and then I snogged him. (WTF...)

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heyyitzhailz [2013-08-31 00:24:49 +0000 UTC]

i touched liams arse cuz he sang to me xD

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knuxouge99 [2013-04-18 18:31:12 +0000 UTC]

i showered with harry styles because he has a huge dick :l

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CharlotteLaBoff [2013-04-05 07:41:47 +0000 UTC]

I Married Zayn Malik because he's worth it AGREE

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PadmeSkywalker24 [2013-02-22 13:09:42 +0000 UTC]

I partied with Niall Horan and then I killed him. ( I would defiantly not kill him.)

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Pikkumarmosetti [2013-01-24 15:18:30 +0000 UTC]

I married Niall Horan because he wrote me a song!
He donät have to write the song, just get me out of Finland!

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PinkiePie173 [2012-11-12 21:29:16 +0000 UTC]

i married harry styles because he's worth it.

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smurflover1234 [2012-11-03 03:27:52 +0000 UTC]

my bff's sentence:she touched zayn malik's ass because there're in <3

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smurflover1234 [2012-11-03 03:17:12 +0000 UTC]

my bf sentence : she married niall horan because it was her destiny
my friend's sentence:she fucked harry styles and she enjoyed it lucky bitch!

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smurflover1234 [2012-11-02 16:59:25 +0000 UTC]

i kissed harry styles and then i ate a tooth brush WTF?

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Ink-Splashy [2012-11-01 11:02:33 +0000 UTC]

I did my best friends for her: I slapped Liam Payne because my mum told me to.

Nice one XD

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blitz--the--hedgehog [2012-10-15 00:44:43 +0000 UTC]

I sang with Liam Payne and then ate at tooth brush?!?!? WYF? XD XD XD

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Pukapop1 [2012-10-06 19:40:57 +0000 UTC]

Mine is just, wow.

But my friend Kaylle likes hers:

I married Liam Payne because it was my destiny.

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SoonTitan [2012-09-28 03:50:56 +0000 UTC]

I kissed Niall Horan because he sang to me. .3.

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13Cupcake13 [2012-09-24 13:59:26 +0000 UTC]

Why do I basically ALWAYS end up with Louis somehow!!! I love Louis but I want Zayn and Lou has Eleanor

Mine:I danced with Louis...jk I didn't ):

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ittibittikitticomiti [2012-09-16 14:57:46 +0000 UTC]

I danced with Liam Payne because I was drunk....


Why does "M" Always involve alcohol?!

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hardydx102 [2012-09-06 15:19:43 +0000 UTC]

i'm best friends with liam payne because he wrote me a song!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Cookie0-0 [2012-09-06 14:09:06 +0000 UTC]

I sang with Harry Styles because he's worth it.

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mcdermott52 [2012-09-05 23:47:08 +0000 UTC]

mine is I married Niall Horan becaause i was drunk...its a possability....

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WeissLupus [2012-09-04 19:22:41 +0000 UTC]

I partied with Liam Payne and then I ate a toothbrush... well that's.. interesting...

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