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Published: 2009-07-02 12:04:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 18104; Favourites: 595; Downloads: 1683
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You should check out my gallery. I made a few Weegee pics too.
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Weegee! Your supposed to be finding your brother, not scaring mailmen! Get out of the tropics and back to the South Pole!
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Mah bro has not been reported to be at the South Pole. Why would I waste my time over there?
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Yeah he is, with the penguins and Bowser and Lemmy Koopa playing in the snow!
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NOOOOOOO! Time to turn up the heat then.
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That's what he wants you to do!
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By unleashing plenty of fireballs. I don't one bit care for my brain-dead bro.
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No! Then you'll melt Antartica! That's what Bowser is planning to do!
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I'm not Luigi. What are you? Brain-dead? Look at my name. It's weegee.
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NU U WALUIGI U NUU WEEGEE ALL TIME IS WALUIGI TIME
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(Summons Pingas-master on you)
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(Summons Pedo Bear) "PINGAS-MASTER VS PEDO BEAR!!! WHO WILL WIN?!?!"
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Pingas-Master unleashed the weegee sfar of mine.
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Pedo bear used rape on Both of you, Instantly kills PINGAS-master and does 1000 damage to WEEGEE
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Ok. I summon Bruce Lee.
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Summons bat man, awesomeness buff: When bat man is summoned, the awesomeness buff is activated, active for 3 rounds only, during that time, all the players I summoned ignores %90 of damage and does %100 more damage, and ignores %50 of armour/defence, for batman, he dodges all attacks and deal %300 more damage, also ignoring all armour/defence, PLUS you cannot use buffs during that time, leading up to 7500 damage per round and if critical hit, instantly kills the player used on, attacks cannot be blocked nor dodged, and you can't summon players during that time, ohhhh SOOO awesome!!!
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(used an instant dispel airstrike) oh really?
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awesomeness buff (2 rounds left): %90 percent of damage was ignored, batman: airstrike power: cannot be dodged so instead batman only took %95 percent of damage. summoned terence, TERENCE ABILITY: terence cannot be defeated and he can destroy anything he wants but it is random: I cannot control him. activated nuclear ICBM strike (a devasting attack that cannot be stopped norΒ dodged, it will destroy every enemy im battling with, once activated, you cannot retreat) WARNING: 1 round until nuclear ICBM's strike. Β the only way to stop it is to destroy me n one round (which is imossible, and if you do, you will still die)
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(Summoned Chuck Norris) Be afraid.
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WARNING: colossatron+Nuclear ICBMS=super charged HIGHLY DESTRUCTIVE COLLOSSATRON! Destroying colossatron WILL result in all of your units death and all his states are tripled, but will cancel ICBM strike. (Combined). Summoned shadow clone (shadow clones can take shape of any of your units and have all their powers, shadow clone cloned chuck Norris, now using special attack, if not 2 or more of my units are killed now, it will be used.
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Sorry. But there can only be one chuck norris. That clone and your army was roundhouse kicked where the sun fell on you. I win.
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(The shadow form is not chuck Norris its just a mirror of him that can posses his powers, but not his deepest skills) the sun only killed all regular units. No effect on Terrence, Supercharged COLLOSSATRON, and last and the best, summoned Fire dragon king (BOSS UNIT aka me!). BOSS units are immune to insta kill powers and has extreme power/defence that makes it extremly difficult to defeat. [lets finish this] Random: Terrence destroys chuck Norris, (Terrence used an attack on a mega unit so he is disabled for 3 rounds) COLLOSSATRON used Nuclear Rampage, (COLLOSSATRON now depletes %25 percent of health of all enemy units each round and four rounds of rampaging will result in him doing a mass destruction epic winner, which will destroy every mega class or lower unit instantly) result: you lose chuck Norris, and all of your units lose %25 of their health. Fire dragon king (me) increases rage power. (I'm going to do a devastating attack that will make you lose instantly, summon your last unit and hope that it can make you survive the D.O.O.M (D.O.O.M is the strongest and most powerful ultimate attack possessing the strength of doing massive damage to boss units and can kill anything lower class, but it can only be used once per battle)
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Like I said, you lost already. Goodbye.
BTW, you said mirror of Chuck Norris? Sorry, that does not exist.
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YOU FAILED!Β activativated D.O.O.M, KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Β I win and theres nothing you can do about it
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Too late. My powers are at max. You took forever to reply. By then, I have broken free and sent your soul to hell. have a nice day.
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I dont have a soul idiot, and by now you would be nothing but a pile of ash... I must be imagining things.
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If I was called Luigi, maybe I would risk my life.
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But Weegee ALSO risked his life to save Malleo!
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Ok. Then pack me over 9000 layers of winter clothes.
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*gives the 9000 layer winter clothes*
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9001 days later.
Me: ( thinking) I saved my bro but I'm stuck in an ice-berg.
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*Giant fire Dragon comes* *Giant fire dragon melts iceberg* ROOOOAAARRRR (your welcome)
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Argh. Imagine being stuck in there for years.
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giant fire dragon: RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (lucky you, about 5 trillion years ago, I was stuck in a rock for 1 trillion years.)
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How you got out then?
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RRROOOOOOOOOOAAARRR (the rock exploded, destroying almost %10 of the earth, and me escaping, and turns out that rock was a dorment megavolcano)
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Perhaps you survived in outer space
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-_- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (of course genius I am the king of fire dragons, if I wanted to then I can live peacefully in the core of the hottest sun, nature doesn't affect me!!!)
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But you dread water?
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no, my flames are just overpowered, I would just turn the water into steam the second I touch it
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You should have stayed in the tropics to scare mailmen!
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