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Published: 2018-04-03 20:41:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 3177; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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Brandon: *Romantically* Oh! It seems that I'm stuck...*Looks at Gage and smirks* I wonder what I should do?~ *Softly Giggles*
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Gage: I don't know, maybe I can borrow your "wrench" to "fix" up my car?~
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Brandon: Wr-Wrench? What wrench?...*Points at the Twin Mill* And I thought you fixed this thing earlier?
(Aand it looks like Brandon just earned the title of "Worlds Biggest Dumbass" X'D)
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Gage: Well... it's needs to be "more repairment"~
(Absolutely!)
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Brandon: ...Wait...Gimme a sec...*Looks at the floor and tries to work out what Gage meant* (Mumbling) He needs a wrench, now the last time he needed one I said he had to prove that he needed...*looks up and blushes hard* it...*Looks at Gage with a smirk and puts his hands on his waist* Oh Gage, I didn't know you wanted me so badly~
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Gage: Well thank you for noticing~...
(Oh my, now I'M feeling the passion here... but it was worth it.)
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Brandon: *Nuzzles Gage's nose and sighs* Is if I couldn't notice it...My Speedster~
(*Gage Voice* WORTH IIIT!!)
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Gage: *has his hand way below around Brandon's waist again* No...you didn't~
(Good one!)
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Brandon: *Looks a bit surprised* Um...Gage...What are you-
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Gage: Shshsh...just let it happen~
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Brandon: *Nods*
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Gage: *having his hand down to get the "wrench"*
(>////<)
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Brandon: *Moans loudly* Gah!
(OMFG I JUST DIED XD)
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Gage: Hehehe~
(I'm dying slowly...)
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Brandon: *Moaning/Sweating heavily* G-Gage! W-What are you...D-Doing to me?!~
(I'm already dead!)
(My brain is screaming "SCREW THIS B**TCHES INNOCENCE WERE SHIPPERS!!" Really loudly right now X'D)
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Gage: *Oh, nothing in particularly important~ *starts to "use" it*
(THAT was the smartest thing I texted...)
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Brandon: *Moans loudly and tightly grips Gage's Back* Ahh! Gage, Wh-What the hell are you?! Ahh~
(Indeed it is)
(I wonder, if this ever actually happened in the films, what do you recon would happen if Rhett were to suddenly walk in?)
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Gage: Your romantic speedster~ *keeps "using" it*
(Hmm....I don't know.)
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Brandon: No! I meant to ask What the-*Abruptly moans*
(I actually wouldn't want to know TBH XD)
(My lil sis is LETERALY watching TF2 RIGHT NEXT TO ME right now! It's making me die even more on the inside X'D)
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Gage: Shhhh... I'm almost done~
(Thank God I don't know.)
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Brandon: *Smirks* Hah! Like you'll get to me...Thah~ ah~ *Moans hard and shuts his eyes tight, gripping Gage so harshly that the poor kids probably gonna have two scars on his shoulders by the morning XD*
(Welp, looks like he just "shorted out" am I right?...Yeah, I know, FML)
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Gage: Huh. Kinda looks like you're about to "blow out your fuse box"~
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Brandon: *Trying to catch his breath* I-I recon I just blew my everything!
(Well he must've liked it then XD)
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Gage: *has made quite a big mess* Oh my~ I guess you just literally "short circuited"~
(He did.)
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Brandon: *Looks more worried than pleased* I think most of it got on you! *Pulls Gage's hand back up and goes slightly pale* ...Uhhh...
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Gage: Hehehe... don't worry about it~
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Brandon (Who is probably panicking like f***ing crazy in his mind): *Goes more red than pale and smirks* Oh who am I kidding! Just hold me, Gage~ *Passionately kisses Gage*
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Gage: *holds him very close*...*kisses him again*
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Brandon: *Kisses him back and hugs him gently*
(Wow XD! Even if Brandon's covered in "fuel" (Plz kill me), He's like "FUCK IT I'M HIS NOW!")
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Gage: Mmmm~
(I've been turned on now. Holy. Ship.)
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Brandon: *Bewteen kisses* there's a Good boy~
(Sorry ._.)
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Gage: Mph~
(Oh no, I just like feeling that way.)
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(And I will now screw everything!)
Rhett: *Walks in the room* Hey guys! Have ya seen mah keys any-*Sees Gage and Brandon and looks shocked* THE HELL HIS HAPPENING HERE?!!
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Gage:...Uhhh.
(Well let's do it then!)
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Brandon: W-We can explain!
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Gage: W-what he said!...Yeah.
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Rhett: ...*Starts backing away slowly* I'm just gonna...Go see to other matters *Nervous laugh*...*Walks away till he's out the room, then procedes to sprint away waving his arms* LARRYYYYYY!!!!
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Gage:...Holy. Shack.
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Brandon: Aaand we are sooo dead...
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Gage: WAY dead...
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Brandon: ...Please excuse me whilst I go kick Rhett to the NASA Space Station! *Kisses Gage on the cheek and walks away with a sarcastic smile*
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Gage: Careful!
(NASA Space Station! Lol)
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Brandon: *Winks* I will be~
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Me: -far away- Did somebody say NASA? Because space is so rad!
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The day someone draws this is probably the day I say "I have a life!"
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XD Basically like that meme where it says:
WHO WOULD WIN?
A large monster capable of destroying an entire city?
One Hot Wheel driver boi?
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