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Clockwork: We don't talk about Zalgo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Zalgo...but
I was having a nasty day (Toby: A really n-nasty day)
I was feeling angry
Then this freak in a cloak caught my eye (Toby: Y-You really wanna bring up the eye?)
This thing walks in, with a sex-offender's grin. (Toby: Tasteful)
You telling this story or am I!? (Toby: Excuse me, p-princess, g-g-go on)
Told me my family was a disgrace (Toby: Didn't mention they h-hit you?)
In doing so, he fuels my rage (Toby: That barely rhymed, g-good lyrics)
Now I have clock in my face! (Toby: And still, n-noone loved her anyway) (Clockwork tries to slap Toby but misses because he's out of her good eye's line of sight)

Clockwork and Toby: We don't talk about Zalgo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Zalgo

Jane: Hey, grew to loathe all these beasts and killers
This thing's always look for a new thriller
I associate it with the sound of breaking Hearts
It's a big shock, knowing something like that's out there
Lurking in the shadows, trailing blood everywhere
Promise me, kid, you and it will stay apart
Keep it away from your Heart

Slender Man: Moronic pair of horns, too bland for SCP
Hear "He comes" a 100 times, and you'll wish for sweet soul-leave
It feasts on bad dreams, gets off on your screams

Slender Man and His Degenerate Proxies: We don't talk about Zalgo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Zalgo

Ben: I wanted to be like Link, it hated what I said

Gold: One day, I was living it up, the next day, D E A D

Inverted Mickey: I mean, I just think it's fugly, I don't like the color red

Jane: Whatever you do, don't let it inside your head

Lazari: Since I was born, I was met with scorn
Just imagine being that thing's spawn
It told me I was made to hurt all
I can't believe I'm still going on (Briefly grows a horn and red eye)

Sally: If it helps, you don't really look that bad

Jane: I saw fiends, following its mad dreams
Breaking homes at the seams, one after another (Lazari: It all aches)

(Sally turns to see Jane standing over her)

Jane: Look, kid...I don't want you near that wretched thing

Lazari: I can hear it now

Sally: Um, but Zalgo
I really want to know about Zalgo
Give me the truth, and the whole truth, Zalgo

Slender Man: (More screaming than singing) HEY EVERYBODY, MY PIZZA'S HERE! (His face contorts into a horrific skull) Y O U C A N ' T H A V E I T

Slender Man: Moronic pair of horns, too bland for SCP (Clockwork: I was having a nasty day) (Toby: A really n-nasty day) (Clockwork: I was feeling angry)
Hear "He comes" a 100 times, and you'll wish for sweet soul-leave (Clockwork: Then this freak in a cloak caught my eye)
(Toby: Y-You really wanna bring up the eye?)
It feasts on bad dreams, gets off on your screams (Clockwork: You telling this story or am I!?)

Jane: Don't let that thing near you
Clockwork: Told me my family was a disgrace (Slender Man: Moronic pair of horns, too bland for SCP)
In doing so, he fuels my rage (Slender Man: Hear "He comes" a 100 times, and you'll wish for sweet soul-leave)
Now I have clock in my face! (Slender Man: It feasts on bad dreams, gets off on your screams)
Lazari: MAKE IT STOP!

Everyone: Don't talk about Zalgo
Sally: Why did I talk about Zalgo
Everyone: Not a word about Zalgo
Sally: I never should've brought up Zalgo

Why did I make this monstrosity? Because I saw all these vastly superior fan-covers. Also this. Seeing as the Chaos Blot fills in for Zalgo in the Multiverse, I thought I'd try making lyrics that would probably convince her to just leave Pastadanya altogether. I guess Jane got what she asked for then. I went through a few ideas of what to do about Creepypastas. I thought of just making parodies of often-used (and sometimes very derided) concepts like video game creeepypastas(Mentioned here ) or a jab at lost episode stories(A scrapped Hello Kitty pilot with a puppet of Kitty White that grows sentient and beats people up with a sword for no reason, she just ominously turns to the puppet of her sister Mimmy and says "You are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord." and starts attacking the inanimate puppet). Figured I'd just try...whatever this is. If you want an actual Creepypasta animatic of a Disney song, here you go.

Do not steal. Wanna make art or stories of my stuff, please credit me.
All characters belong to their respective owners/creators.

Play With Me(c)La-Mishi-Mishi

Description
Clockwork: We don't talk about Zalgo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Zalgo...but
I was having a nasty day (Toby: A really n-nasty day)
I was feeling angry
Then this freak in a cloak caught my eye (Toby: Y-You really wanna bring up the eye?)
This thing walks in, with a sex-offender's grin. (Toby: Tasteful)
You telling this story or am I!? (Toby: Excuse me, p-princess, g-g-go on)
Told me my family was a disgrace (Toby: Didn't mention they h-hit you?)
In doing so, he fuels my rage (Toby: That barely rhymed, g-good lyrics)
Now I have clock in my face! (Toby: And still, n-noone loved her anyway) (Clockwork tries to slap Toby but misses because he's out of her good eye's line of sight)

Clockwork and Toby: We don't talk about Zalgo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Zalgo

Jane: Hey, grew to loathe all these beasts and killers
This thing's always look for a new thriller
I associate it with the sound of breaking Hearts
It's a big shock, knowing something like that's out there
Lurking in the shadows, trailing blood everywhere
Promise me, kid, you and it will stay apart
Keep it away from your Heart

Slender Man: Moronic pair of horns, too bland for SCP
Hear "He comes" a 100 times, and you'll wish for sweet soul-leave
It feasts on bad dreams, gets off on your screams

Slender Man and His Degenerate Proxies: We don't talk about Zalgo, no, no, no
We don't talk about Zalgo

Ben: I wanted to be like Link, it hated what I said

Gold: One day, I was living it up, the next day, D E A D

Inverted Mickey: I mean, I just think it's fugly, I don't like the color red

Jane: Whatever you do, don't let it inside your head

Lazari: Since I was born, I was met with scorn
Just imagine being that thing's spawn
It told me I was made to hurt all
I can't believe I'm still going on (Briefly grows a horn and red eye)

Sally: If it helps, you don't really look that bad

Jane: I saw fiends, following its mad dreams
Breaking homes at the seams, one after another (Lazari: It all aches)

(Sally turns to see Jane standing over her)

Jane: Look, kid...I don't want you near that wretched thing

Lazari: I can hear it now

Sally: Um, but Zalgo
I really want to know about Zalgo
Give me the truth, and the whole truth, Zalgo

Slender Man: (More screaming than singing) HEY EVERYBODY, MY PIZZA'S HERE! (His face contorts into a horrific skull) Y O U C A N ' T H A V E I T

Slender Man: Moronic pair of horns, too bland for SCP (Clockwork: I was having a nasty day) (Toby: A really n-nasty day) (Clockwork: I was feeling angry)
Hear "He comes" a 100 times, and you'll wish for sweet soul-leave (Clockwork: Then this freak in a cloak caught my eye)
(Toby: Y-You really wanna bring up the eye?)
It feasts on bad dreams, gets off on your screams (Clockwork: You telling this story or am I!?)

Jane: Don't let that thing near you
Clockwork: Told me my family was a disgrace (Slender Man: Moronic pair of horns, too bland for SCP)
In doing so, he fuels my rage (Slender Man: Hear "He comes" a 100 times, and you'll wish for sweet soul-leave)
Now I have clock in my face! (Slender Man: It feasts on bad dreams, gets off on your screams)
Lazari: MAKE IT STOP!

Everyone: Don't talk about Zalgo
Sally: Why did I talk about Zalgo
Everyone: Not a word about Zalgo
Sally: I never should've brought up Zalgo

Why did I make this monstrosity? Because I saw all these vastly superior fan-covers. Also this. Seeing as the Chaos Blot fills in for Zalgo in the Multiverse, I thought I'd try making lyrics that would probably convince her to just leave Pastadanya altogether. I guess Jane got what she asked for then. I went through a few ideas of what to do about Creepypastas. I thought of just making parodies of often-used (and sometimes very derided) concepts like video game creeepypastas(Mentioned here ) or a jab at lost episode stories(A scrapped Hello Kitty pilot with a puppet of Kitty White that grows sentient and beats people up with a sword for no reason, she just ominously turns to the puppet of her sister Mimmy and says "You are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord." and starts attacking the inanimate puppet). Figured I'd just try...whatever this is. If you want an actual Creepypasta animatic of a Disney song, here you go.

Do not steal. Wanna make art or stories of my stuff, please credit me.
All characters belong to their respective owners/creators.

Play With Me(c)La-Mishi-Mishi