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Screaming: "Okay, I get it if you want to vent about a character you hate, but making it where everyone else is just as bad if not worse than them doesn't make it better. I know Caillou is a little sh-t, but having his parents dance on his grave doesn't make for entertaining animation. It's about as satisfying as seeing Scooby Doo ditch his own nephew in the desert, in the sense that it just makes me hate Scooby. You just made me hate Calliou's parents. Good job. Let me put it this way, when I was a teen, I thought of a scenario where Ash kills Misty, and I don't look back on that idea fondly. Keep in mind, I hate Misty, but at the end of the day, she's not some sadistic murderer like D'Vorah, she's just a whiny little sh-t like Calliou. and that doesn't really warrant something like a graphic, onscreen execution followed by a celebration on-top of her grave. Hint hint!"

Screaming: "You know, even if we put aside the stupidity, lack of humor, lack of charm, ear-bleeding dialogue, constant earrape, repetitive nature of 'You do bad thing, we watch and do nothing, but ground you afterword!', and the fact that these things fill me with the urge to self-terminate, these things are still pretty stupid when you consider the characters. Yeah, Caillou was a little sh-t, but there's a long way to go between pinching your baby sister and NUKING A RESTAURANT! And I'm not gonna act like Dora and Diego's shows are masterpieces, but those two are good kids! Yet here they are with the kind of behaviour that would make Bart Simpson scratch his head! Honestly, EVERY CHARACTER IN THESE HEAVEN-FORSAKEN ANIMATIONS TOOK A MILLION LEVELS IN JERKASS! The parents are monsters, the kids are little sh-ts, and it's all inaccurate to their canon portrayals, with no reason for this change besides 'ME HATE CAILLOU, SO ME MAKE HIM FEED ROSY TO PARENTS!' Congratulations, GoAnimate Grounders! You managed to fail in EVERY WAY!"

Moronic Parents: "O-O-O-O-O-O-OH! KAY-LOO! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY CHUCK-E-CHEESE'S! YOU ARE GROUNDED-GROUNDED-GROUNDED-GROUNDED-GROUNDED FOR 5555555555 YEARS!"
Screaming: "Glad you decided to step in AFTER he was done trashing the place. But I guess you were to busy staring slack-jawed as he rained literal nukes on the place."

Idiot JPG: "O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-"
Screaming: "This just drags on and on and on, it's like a Nostalgia Critic joke."(Cuts to...)
Shao Kahn: "BRUTALITY!"
Screaming: "You probably expected that 'Battaboom pow, Ooooh!' clip or something, but I figured I wouldn't repeat the same thing 100's of other people did already. Take a hint, Grounded Videos."

Teacher Lady: "If you get yellow, you get three years off. If you get-"
Screaming: "I know I'm gonna look really emo doing this, but I feel it perfectly conveys my thoughts on these 'animations', in the loosest term possible.(Drags his clawed finger across his throat, slowly cutting it as black ooze spills out)And I'm still alive, shit."

Screaming: "Ugh, it's just the same thing, I feel like I'm losing my ability to feel anythi-(Shows GoAnimate Homer getting a card, as Screaming perfectly mimics Homer's scream)AAAAAH! HE'S HAUNTING ME!"

Angry Teacher: "O-O-O-O-O-OH, KAY-LOO! YOU ARE THESE WORST STUDENT EVER!"
Screaming: "Yeah, that's professional teacher behavior, just scream at the kid, and this is coming from a guy who wrote about a teacher who HYPNOTIZES HER STUDENTS!"
Shelly: "Does Morrigan even have a teacher's licence?"

Screaming: "Okay, so I just watched a kid blend his sister and feed her remains to their parents, with the dad apparently know what human flesh tastes like. I guess it can't get any more messed up than that. I'm not tempting fate, I'm sure there's NOTHING that can top tha-(Cuts to Kayloo in a jail cell with a naked black man behind him)DEAR ABUSIVE FATHER OF ZEUS!"

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Screaming: "Okay, I get it if you want to vent about a character you hate, but making it where everyone else is just as bad if not worse than them doesn't make it better. I know Caillou is a little sh-t, but having his parents dance on his grave doesn't make for entertaining animation. It's about as satisfying as seeing Scooby Doo ditch his own nephew in the desert, in the sense that it just makes me hate Scooby. You just made me hate Calliou's parents. Good job. Let me put it this way, when I was a teen, I thought of a scenario where Ash kills Misty, and I don't look back on that idea fondly. Keep in mind, I hate Misty, but at the end of the day, she's not some sadistic murderer like D'Vorah, she's just a whiny little sh-t like Calliou. and that doesn't really warrant something like a graphic, onscreen execution followed by a celebration on-top of her grave. Hint hint!"

Screaming: "You know, even if we put aside the stupidity, lack of humor, lack of charm, ear-bleeding dialogue, constant earrape, repetitive nature of 'You do bad thing, we watch and do nothing, but ground you afterword!', and the fact that these things fill me with the urge to self-terminate, these things are still pretty stupid when you consider the characters. Yeah, Caillou was a little sh-t, but there's a long way to go between pinching your baby sister and NUKING A RESTAURANT! And I'm not gonna act like Dora and Diego's shows are masterpieces, but those two are good kids! Yet here they are with the kind of behaviour that would make Bart Simpson scratch his head! Honestly, EVERY CHARACTER IN THESE HEAVEN-FORSAKEN ANIMATIONS TOOK A MILLION LEVELS IN JERKASS! The parents are monsters, the kids are little sh-ts, and it's all inaccurate to their canon portrayals, with no reason for this change besides 'ME HATE CAILLOU, SO ME MAKE HIM FEED ROSY TO PARENTS!' Congratulations, GoAnimate Grounders! You managed to fail in EVERY WAY!"

Moronic Parents: "O-O-O-O-O-O-OH! KAY-LOO! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY CHUCK-E-CHEESE'S! YOU ARE GROUNDED-GROUNDED-GROUNDED-GROUNDED-GROUNDED FOR 5555555555 YEARS!"
Screaming: "Glad you decided to step in AFTER he was done trashing the place. But I guess you were to busy staring slack-jawed as he rained literal nukes on the place."

Idiot JPG: "O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-"
Screaming: "This just drags on and on and on, it's like a Nostalgia Critic joke."(Cuts to...)
Shao Kahn: "BRUTALITY!"
Screaming: "You probably expected that 'Battaboom pow, Ooooh!' clip or something, but I figured I wouldn't repeat the same thing 100's of other people did already. Take a hint, Grounded Videos."

Teacher Lady: "If you get yellow, you get three years off. If you get-"
Screaming: "I know I'm gonna look really emo doing this, but I feel it perfectly conveys my thoughts on these 'animations', in the loosest term possible.(Drags his clawed finger across his throat, slowly cutting it as black ooze spills out)And I'm still alive, shit."

Screaming: "Ugh, it's just the same thing, I feel like I'm losing my ability to feel anythi-(Shows GoAnimate Homer getting a card, as Screaming perfectly mimics Homer's scream)AAAAAH! HE'S HAUNTING ME!"

Angry Teacher: "O-O-O-O-O-OH, KAY-LOO! YOU ARE THESE WORST STUDENT EVER!"
Screaming: "Yeah, that's professional teacher behavior, just scream at the kid, and this is coming from a guy who wrote about a teacher who HYPNOTIZES HER STUDENTS!"
Shelly: "Does Morrigan even have a teacher's licence?"

Screaming: "Okay, so I just watched a kid blend his sister and feed her remains to their parents, with the dad apparently know what human flesh tastes like. I guess it can't get any more messed up than that. I'm not tempting fate, I'm sure there's NOTHING that can top tha-(Cuts to Kayloo in a jail cell with a naked black man behind him)DEAR ABUSIVE FATHER OF ZEUS!"