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These, are the Seven Merry Murderess of Hetalia County Jail. Each girl has her own tale, you may listen if you dare...

SLURP!
You know those little habits that get you down? Like...Alfie. Alfie liked to drink milkshakes, no, not drink, SLURP! So I come home one night and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy and there's Alfie, lying on the couch, eating a Big Mac, drinking a milkshake, no, not drink, SLURP! So I said "You slurp that milkshake one more time!" *sighs* And he did. So, I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots...into his head!

Six!
I met Christian Kohler at a hotel bar in Copenhagen two years ago. He told me he was single, and we hit it off right away. Pretty soon, we started living together. He'd go to work, come home, I fixed him a drink, then we would have dinner....And then I found out. "Single" he told me? Single my butt! Not only was he married...oh no, he had SIX wives. One of those Mormons you know? So, that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him a drink as usual....
You know, some guys just can't hold their Arsenic!

Squish!

I was in the house, preparing the wurst, cutting the potatoes for dinner, and in storms my husband, Ludwig Beilschmidt, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing Romano!" He says, he was acting crazy, he kept screaming "You've been screwing Romano!"
And he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times.

Uh-Uh!

What are you looking for me here? It is said
the famous Lake was holding my boyfriend, Stan Jones, and I
I slammed the head. But it is not true, I'm innocent
I am. I do not know why he said
Uncle Sam that I did. I tried
to explain to the police but they did not understand ...

"Yeah, but did you do it?"

"Uh-Uh! Not Guilty!"

Cicero.

My sister, Sakiria and I had this double act, and my boyfriend, Toris, traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, back flips,flip flops, one right after the other. Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice. So I went out to get some. I come back, open the door and there's Sakiria and Toris doing Number Seventeen- the spread eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead!

Bonnefoy.

I loved Francis Bonnefoy more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter. But He was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead!

SNAP!

Ever since my mother killed herself, my Uncle, Arthur Kirkland, would abuse me. One day, when I complained I had a stomach ache and was throwing up earlier, he started beating me and calling me things like "Stupid!" or "Whore!" or "Slut!". He would also say things like I must be Pregnant because I'm such a slut when I'm clearly still a virgin. After the last time he called me stupid, I grabbed that hot frying pan off the stove full of grease from dinner and poured the grease on him and beat him with the frying pan until he died. You could say I kinda...snapped!

The murderess are, in order from left to right:
Sini Oxensternia and she killed Alfred F. Jones (America)
Paige Kirkland (2p London) and she killed Christian Kohler (2p Denmark)
Dakota Jones Beilschmidt and she killed Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany)
Meia Oxensterina is Innocent, but her boyfriend, Stan Jones (Colorado) got killed.
Sakaria Jones, and she killed her sister Sakiria Jones (South Carolina) and Lithuania.
Zannette Vargas (2p Sicily) and she killed Francis Bonnefoy (France)
And Last, but not least, Miranda Kirkland, and she killed her uncle, Arthur Kirkland (England)

I don't own Chicago, or the game I made this on, and thank you for putting up with my long-ass description.

P.S. Every red item means the girl is guilty and murdered the guy

Description
These, are the Seven Merry Murderess of Hetalia County Jail. Each girl has her own tale, you may listen if you dare...

SLURP!
You know those little habits that get you down? Like...Alfie. Alfie liked to drink milkshakes, no, not drink, SLURP! So I come home one night and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy and there's Alfie, lying on the couch, eating a Big Mac, drinking a milkshake, no, not drink, SLURP! So I said "You slurp that milkshake one more time!" *sighs* And he did. So, I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots...into his head!

Six!
I met Christian Kohler at a hotel bar in Copenhagen two years ago. He told me he was single, and we hit it off right away. Pretty soon, we started living together. He'd go to work, come home, I fixed him a drink, then we would have dinner....And then I found out. "Single" he told me? Single my butt! Not only was he married...oh no, he had SIX wives. One of those Mormons you know? So, that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him a drink as usual....
You know, some guys just can't hold their Arsenic!

Squish!

I was in the house, preparing the wurst, cutting the potatoes for dinner, and in storms my husband, Ludwig Beilschmidt, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing Romano!" He says, he was acting crazy, he kept screaming "You've been screwing Romano!"
And he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times.

Uh-Uh!

What are you looking for me here? It is said
the famous Lake was holding my boyfriend, Stan Jones, and I
I slammed the head. But it is not true, I'm innocent
I am. I do not know why he said
Uncle Sam that I did. I tried
to explain to the police but they did not understand ...

"Yeah, but did you do it?"

"Uh-Uh! Not Guilty!"

Cicero.

My sister, Sakiria and I had this double act, and my boyfriend, Toris, traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, back flips,flip flops, one right after the other. Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice. So I went out to get some. I come back, open the door and there's Sakiria and Toris doing Number Seventeen- the spread eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead!

Bonnefoy.

I loved Francis Bonnefoy more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter. But He was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead!

SNAP!

Ever since my mother killed herself, my Uncle, Arthur Kirkland, would abuse me. One day, when I complained I had a stomach ache and was throwing up earlier, he started beating me and calling me things like "Stupid!" or "Whore!" or "Slut!". He would also say things like I must be Pregnant because I'm such a slut when I'm clearly still a virgin. After the last time he called me stupid, I grabbed that hot frying pan off the stove full of grease from dinner and poured the grease on him and beat him with the frying pan until he died. You could say I kinda...snapped!

The murderess are, in order from left to right:
Sini Oxensternia and she killed Alfred F. Jones (America)
Paige Kirkland (2p London) and she killed Christian Kohler (2p Denmark)
Dakota Jones Beilschmidt and she killed Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany)
Meia Oxensterina is Innocent, but her boyfriend, Stan Jones (Colorado) got killed.
Sakaria Jones, and she killed her sister Sakiria Jones (South Carolina) and Lithuania.
Zannette Vargas (2p Sicily) and she killed Francis Bonnefoy (France)
And Last, but not least, Miranda Kirkland, and she killed her uncle, Arthur Kirkland (England)

I don't own Chicago, or the game I made this on, and thank you for putting up with my long-ass description.

P.S. Every red item means the girl is guilty and murdered the guy