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Published: 2011-06-14 17:35:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 8961; Favourites: 156; Downloads: 44
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Description *whisper* Can I use the bathroom???
GO USE THE DAMN BATHROOM THEN!!!

LMFAO random I was SO FUCKEN BORED when i made this!
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Comments: 78

scorpiontho [2015-08-28 17:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Reptile: I have to go piss
Shang tsung:how bad can't you hold it from scale 1-10 how bad
Reptile: over 9000!!!!!
Shang tsung: alright go in the emperors room all others are occupied if you pee out acid all over his floor your soul is mine understood?
Reptile:yesss
(goes to bathroom and found jade in there)
Reptile:jade? Uhh. Hi jade....
(Cut off by jade shooshing him)
Jade: I've been waiting muuwahh
(Reptile and jade made out in the emperors bathroom)

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kurdenk In reply to scorpiontho [2017-01-22 18:46:01 +0000 UTC]

But reptile needs to pee â˜šī¸

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Wheat-Os [2014-02-28 23:42:16 +0000 UTC]

So that was the "urgent matter" he had to attend to!

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YuGiOhfangirl2015 [2013-10-16 20:00:04 +0000 UTC]

rotflol

 

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SuGaRcUbE565079 [2013-05-08 23:24:29 +0000 UTC]

xD

When I first saw this scene, for a second I thought Rep was gonna kiss Shang...

O.O

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AzureFlameGod86 [2012-09-19 08:12:12 +0000 UTC]

When i saw this in the game I though Reptile was sniffing him. LOL

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xxAquamarine-Hearts [2012-01-06 07:45:13 +0000 UTC]

This just made my day

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Negare [2011-11-08 07:31:46 +0000 UTC]

He looks like he's goign to be doing more than pissing in the bathroom with that look in his eyes!!

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oystercatcher7 [2011-10-26 17:09:49 +0000 UTC]

He better let him. I don't know about his species but I think they piss acid.

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mkmaster365 [2011-10-15 00:37:24 +0000 UTC]

shang tsung: just go reptile... WAIT! DO NOT USE MINE!!!! i do not want to pay for another tiolet modeled to look like shoa kahn's helmet!!!!!

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sub-zeroxmileena [2011-09-13 18:28:43 +0000 UTC]

hahhahaahahahahahah

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arachniddoom [2011-09-12 01:48:24 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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KalebWolf11796 [2011-09-04 07:00:26 +0000 UTC]

*Shao Khan walks in to see giant gaping hole*
SK: REPTILE, YOU PATHETIC FOOL!!!! WHY DID YOU EAT THE TACO??????????

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ValorWolfX [2011-08-31 21:57:45 +0000 UTC]

When Reptile got to go. He got to go. XD

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grievousvsdarkahsoka [2011-08-02 19:12:35 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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IamSubZero In reply to grievousvsdarkahsoka [2011-08-02 19:13:09 +0000 UTC]

too funny?

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grievousvsdarkahsoka In reply to IamSubZero [2011-08-02 20:02:35 +0000 UTC]

yes!

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IloveMortalKombat [2011-07-18 02:19:39 +0000 UTC]

If Reptile used the bathroom then the toilet melted.

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Joshuax152 [2011-07-13 20:34:38 +0000 UTC]

BEST FREAKIN REPTILE MOMENT

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DrDevone [2011-07-09 06:11:16 +0000 UTC]

you smell nice...

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Immortal-Noob In reply to DrDevone [2015-07-06 07:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear. XD

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Shibbyinyomouth [2011-07-02 15:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha I figured reptile wouldn't have anything important to tell the great sourceror. Thanks for clearing that up.

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mkmaster365 [2011-07-02 00:01:30 +0000 UTC]

i would have said: no... last time you melted the toilet!!!!! still... its awsome....

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IamSubZero In reply to mkmaster365 [2011-07-02 00:02:32 +0000 UTC]

LOL XDD

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115spartan [2011-07-01 00:07:13 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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naughtyfudge [2011-06-27 11:50:04 +0000 UTC]

How come he can understand Reptile, thats not FAAAAAIIIR!

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kunglaofan [2011-06-19 16:34:30 +0000 UTC]


--
My haert gose Na na
An di di Na na
My mind gose Na na
No no Na na
My heart gose Nana (c) Nightcore

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sissygirl22 [2011-06-17 22:16:16 +0000 UTC]

lol at this scene i thought reptile was gunna lick shang's ears o_o

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KalebWolf11796 [2011-06-16 16:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Random Paramedic: Shang Tsung?
ST: yes what is it?
RP: i hate to inform you, but reptile came over with xtremly sever acid diarrhea.
ST: what do you mean?
RP: just don't go to the bathrooms
*ST walks in to bathroom only to see a gigantic gaping hole in the ground*

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KalebWolf11796 In reply to KalebWolf11796 [2011-07-07 17:44:36 +0000 UTC]

*Shao Khan walks in*
SK: THAT WAS PATHETIC!
ST: what was?
SK: HE FORGOT TO WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PRFan [2011-06-15 23:35:09 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAO!

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BrianMinor25 [2011-06-15 17:38:53 +0000 UTC]

"I do not serve Shang Tsung!"

Irony. lol

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Scorpion707 [2011-06-15 03:20:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! looks more like Reptile is going to kiss him!!

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CerberusPhoenix [2011-06-15 03:16:38 +0000 UTC]

This is GENIUS!

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Electrogirl123 [2011-06-15 02:15:07 +0000 UTC]

Can i use the bathroom??
..............NO

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changingcactus [2011-06-14 23:56:45 +0000 UTC]

regular wordsw fail to describe how awesomely hilarious this is. you know what that means?

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UltraXRasengan [2011-06-14 22:49:13 +0000 UTC]

the are a couple ._.

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DeadCobra [2011-06-14 21:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Funny

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EMFNatic [2011-06-14 21:00:29 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO xD epic win!

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bogidream [2011-06-14 19:46:24 +0000 UTC]

XDXDXDXD
Reptile: Sssssorry, but I did'nt find the sssoap
That's epic XD

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armegeddon10 [2011-06-14 19:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious

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SovietMentality [2011-06-14 19:24:10 +0000 UTC]

hahah outstanding!

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IamSubZero In reply to SovietMentality [2011-06-14 19:24:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL thankies

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SovietMentality In reply to IamSubZero [2011-06-14 19:25:56 +0000 UTC]

silly lil lizard boy heh

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IamSubZero In reply to SovietMentality [2011-06-14 19:26:40 +0000 UTC]

and he claims he is cutest ninja

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SovietMentality In reply to IamSubZero [2011-06-14 19:29:32 +0000 UTC]

haha same with his role player on face book XD he said he is the cutest but I don't agree

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IamSubZero In reply to SovietMentality [2011-06-14 19:30:27 +0000 UTC]

to me i WTF big time like this >>>

LMFAO thats his opinion,

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SovietMentality In reply to IamSubZero [2011-06-14 19:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Well only the tiny lizards are cute.

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Zetsus-child99 [2011-06-14 19:20:15 +0000 UTC]

XD I can really see that happening

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PuzzleProfessional [2011-06-14 19:14:21 +0000 UTC]

Now I wanna use the bathroom!

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