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Not at all what you wanted for your B-day, eh ?
But, it is a picture of our first illegitimate love child!
The words around him are just something I made up to explain how he crushes~

For those looking at this that are clueless about what you are looking at, I shall explain.

One day, I was laying on Stephy cause she dragged me up onto her chest and I just laid there. She was half asleep and that is the best time to talk to her because she agrees to damn near anything- ANYWAY!
I started to ask her if she would have my illegitimate children and she agreed (See?) so I decided I'd keep going and explain what our first one would look like.
I did a typical lame 50/50 mix of our genetics.
A strawberry blonde boy with freckles and faintly dark skin. (I don't think I ever said eye color... But I didn't want green because red heads and green eyes are evil! *cough*AXEL*cough*)
Then I threw in some crack~
"With cat ears that will be darker at the tips so everyone mistakes him for a fox- but he'll have a kitty tail."

Yeah... She was awake enough to look at me funny but she agreed anyway~

But yeah, this is Crisis. (Because I'm hellbent on naming my first kid that. Heck if I know why but I am willing to bullshit reasons. XD)

Anyway, I figure Crisis to be a doodler, not really into drawing but likes anime 'cause his parents only watch that. He'd look kinda like a girl and have his father's gender confusion. (Guess who daddy is! XP) and basically when he crushes on girl (For some reason I am positive he'd be straight. *no idea why*) he would just clam up and stare at them like a scared kitty cat~

Description
Not at all what you wanted for your B-day, eh ?
But, it is a picture of our first illegitimate love child!
The words around him are just something I made up to explain how he crushes~

For those looking at this that are clueless about what you are looking at, I shall explain.

One day, I was laying on Stephy cause she dragged me up onto her chest and I just laid there. She was half asleep and that is the best time to talk to her because she agrees to damn near anything- ANYWAY!
I started to ask her if she would have my illegitimate children and she agreed (See?) so I decided I'd keep going and explain what our first one would look like.
I did a typical lame 50/50 mix of our genetics.
A strawberry blonde boy with freckles and faintly dark skin. (I don't think I ever said eye color... But I didn't want green because red heads and green eyes are evil! *cough*AXEL*cough*)
Then I threw in some crack~
"With cat ears that will be darker at the tips so everyone mistakes him for a fox- but he'll have a kitty tail."

Yeah... She was awake enough to look at me funny but she agreed anyway~

But yeah, this is Crisis. (Because I'm hellbent on naming my first kid that. Heck if I know why but I am willing to bullshit reasons. XD)

Anyway, I figure Crisis to be a doodler, not really into drawing but likes anime 'cause his parents only watch that. He'd look kinda like a girl and have his father's gender confusion. (Guess who daddy is! XP) and basically when he crushes on girl (For some reason I am positive he'd be straight. *no idea why*) he would just clam up and stare at them like a scared kitty cat~