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Published: 2014-02-03 23:31:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 5147; Favourites: 74; Downloads: 0
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As you can see I HATE HANS WITH A PASSION! I couldn't ship Helsa if I wanted to! XDhere's the link to #!: iamzbest.deviantart.com/art/I-…
hope you agree with me! LOLZ XP
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Good Choise Elsa! remain single
i used to ship Elsa with Sub-Zero tho
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Hans, you are a grade A jerk!!! Hope you like prison food (served ice cold, like your heart!!!!)
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This is kind of like the newest episode of Once Upon A Time..
m.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Y900of…
You took this on yourself Hans, NEVER MESS WITH PEOPLE WITH ICE POWERS.
IT DOES YOU NO GOOD.
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Elsa: give it bbaaaccccckkkk
Hans: nu
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Anna; elsa I'm engaged, AGAIN!!!!!!
Elsa;Whoa, i don't think so
Anna; why not
Elsa; cuz i dont trust your judgement
Krisstoff;thats what i said
Elsa; shut it ice guy
Anna; what's wrong with it!?!?!
Elsa; ur last finace tried to kill me, you, olaf and several others
Anna;Well he was a nut job
Elsa; HOW IS ICE GUY HERE ANY DIFFERENT, HE WAS RAISED BY TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's funny, becaue this somehow manages to um up my Helsa fanfic, Frostskater...
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really? Elsa hates him in a Helsa fic? hmmmm....
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YES. I SHALL. VERY. MUCH. SO.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >:I
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I have... mixed feelings towards guy.
I can totally see why people hate him. When I found out he was evil, I wanted to punch him! But I can never say no to Helsa!!
I feel he's a lot like Regina, from Once Upon a Time. He probably has a hurt past, like her, they've done some terrible things, they're both villains. But eventually, Regina turned to gave up her quest of destroying everyone's happiness, and turned to good. She has a terrible past, but she got redemption.
But I can totally see why you hate him. He is, after all, a lying, manipulating, sociopath!
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I sort of blame it on his parents... having so many kids... ugh
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KILL HANS!!!!! I CANT EVEN LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pfft.. Hans looks just so happy, and there's Elsa who has a huge "FUCK YOU" expression on his face. It's like he's happy that Elsa is hating him.
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Yay! 
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Glad we're on the same boat here xD
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Yeah
We all hate the worst Disney villain ever. F*k him the F*kin' punk.
Hey Hans, you wanna play tough you muthaf*kah... okay! SAY "HELLO" TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!
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YES!! DIE, HANS, YOU SON OF A BASTARD!!! I made other hate yous too CUZ I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!
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He bought his f*king button that son of a f*king b*tch, (to Hans) YOU BOUGHT YOUR F*KING BUTTON!!!
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You don't know what that term means do you?
Anyways time for a short story I wrote. Based on two scenes from the movie "Goodfellas".
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We're at a bar. The Bar is empty, only three people are in there because its late at night.
Hans is drinking and talking to one of my OC's Togo, a Tasmanian tiger, dressed in a black suit, meanwhile another one of my OC's Fido, a dog based on the design of Goofy, walks in though the door behind Hans with a murderous look on his face, Another one of my OC's behind Togo, is a gray wolf named Fitz, wearing a gray suit, walks over to Fido, whilst Hans was still talking to Togo, looking like he was about to stop Fido, but Fido keeps on moving towards the unsuspected Hans, pulling his .38 revolver.
Hans: (Talking to Togo) I did what I have to do.
Togo: That involves attempting to kill a princess or two.
Hans: You know what I mean, you and your friends are Mafia gangsters, you know.
Togo: Yeah I understand.
Fido places his gun on the counter loud enough for Hans to hear, as soon as Hans looked towards Fido, Togo grabs Hans by the neck, and Fido with his gun in his hand, punches Hans in the face hard enough for him to drop on the ground. As soon as he hits the ground Fido continued to beat him, whilst Togo tells Fitz to:
Togo: Lock the Door.
After Fitz closed the door and locked it, he watches as Togo and Fido viciously beat Hans to death, Fido punching him with his gun, and Togo kicking him. Fido was even more vicious, he beat Hans so hard the gun started falling apart. After Fido gave him a few more punches he pointed the weak gun into Hans' mouth.
Fido: I'm gonna shoot him in his big f*king mouth... I'm gonna shoot him.
Togo was able to restrain him, the gun went off but not in Hans' mouth. Fido and Togo stepped away from the supposedly diseased body.
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Now we see Fido grabbing a couple of Table covers and walked over to Hans' body, and places them next to him, whilst his friends Fitz and Togo help put Hans on top of them so they can carry him out.
Togo: Look what the f*king punk did to my shoes.
Fitz: What the hell are we gonna do now? We gotta take him somewhere, we can't just leave him on the street.
Togo: Don't worry, I know a place up state, no one will find him.
Fido: (looks at Fitz with a smile) Heh, I didn't wanna get blood on your floor.
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Now we are viewing the back of the Bar, we see three of them carrying the body out towards the car.
Fido: Fitz open the trunk.
Fitz runs towards the car and opens the Trunk and helps Fido, and Togo put the body in there.
Togo: We got the shovels in there?
Fitz: Yeah, okay lets go.
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Now we see the car driving alone on the dark high way, and then we are looking at all three of them, Fitz driving, Togo sitting on the front passenger seat sleeping, and Fido behind him, also asleep. Fitz was driving quietly until he hears bumping noises.
Fitz: The f*k is that? Togo.
Togo: (mumbling) what?
Fitz: Togo.
Togo: What?
Fitz: What the hell is that?
Fido wakes up due to the noise as well.
Fido: Uah, whats up whats up?
Togo: what the f*k?
Fitz: Did I hit something?
Togo: Is it a flat?
Fitz: I don't know.
The noise continued.
Fido: What the f*k, you better pull over and see.
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Now we see them already pulled over, but in the woods. The trio walk behind the car, and still hear the noises coming from it. Fido grabs a knife from inside his suit. Togo signals Fitz to open the trunk, he does so, and after he does, we make a chilling discovery, Hans was not dead. He was barely talking making a sound.
Fido: Still alive, the f*king piece of S*t.
Fido runs over and stabs Hans' torso a dozen times. In doing so saying:
Fido: Die you motherf*ker, DIE! look at me, look at my f*king knife, DIE!
Fido backs away, and Togo pulls a gun out of his suit, and shoots him four times.
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Now we see them putting Hans in the hole and they bury him.
THE END
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Credits:
My OCs
Fido, the dog
Togo, the Tasmanian Tiger
and Fitz, the wolf..... of wall street. hehe. (he's not really the wolf of wall street, i just like making that reference)
And Starring the worst Disney villain ever, Hans.
Yeah, I wrote a pretty gritty story, with an outcome not even Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, or Olaf could think of. They better be scared of my three wiseguys.
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XD omi GAWD!!! THAT WAS VIOLENT!!!! I think you mught hate him hust a "tad" more than I XP
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awwww hans is cute but i dont like him with elsa...hans i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu even if ur bad
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I agree he's cute, but that's all XP I couldn't in a million YEARS ship Helsa!
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Haha go away, Hans! No one likes you! At least, I dont 
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IN UR FACE, HANS
nice to see someone values this. some meany was commenting earlier... duface XP
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Thats probably because their jealous but always know your artworks are awesome!
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