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Published: 2012-03-09 23:35:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 8859; Favourites: 83; Downloads: 51
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Okay, explanation:Keswick made a new weapon that would disenegrate the enemies weapons. It's a small bomb and when it activates, you throw it and tadda, no more weapon. Unfortunatly, the bomb has a few kinks in it and said that it only dinigrates non metal things. Apperently, like the idiot he is, Dudly couldn't help himself and takes a look at it. He accendently activates it, panics, and throws it to me and JoJo. He, Snaptrap, and Ramsses took cover and well, here's the result. Me and Jojo ae huddling, trying to cover eachother, and while I am yelling at the escaping dog, Snaptrap and Ramsses are now losing blood from the sight of us.
Dudly: Ohhhhhh! Let me see! -grabs it, activates it- Uh oh! Look out! -throws it to us-
Me: -I grab it- Huh? -it beeps faster-
-Snaptrap and Ramsses take cover, so does Dudly-
JoJo: What the- -it explodes-
-we both cough-
Me: What was tha-AHHHHH!!!! JoJo!! -I try to cover myself,O/////////////O-
JoJo: huh? -looks- EEP!!! O//////O -tries to cover-
Me: DUDLY!!!!!!!!!
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XD one of my old works.
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Lance: Oh God! This is NSFW and NSFK! Not Safe For Work and Not Safe For Kids!
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Lance: Maybe it's safe if we don't talk about this moment!Β Β
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Lance: You are Dead. Not big surprise! XD
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(putting tissues in nose) Dudley, I hope you have your will ready, because when she catches you, you're going 6' under in a pine box.
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Hang on, just a sec *I pull out some extra clothing* Here you are
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A little thanks would be generous
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Okay thanks. XD
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You're welcome
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Nice work dudley!
AHH! UH... I MEAN BAD WORK! (chuckles nervously).
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me:"(takes picture) HA!! this is so going on the internet!" (runs to find a computer.) me:"COME AT ME VALERY! I DARE YOU! DO YOUR WORST!!!!!"
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-chasing after you in a towel and in my demonic form- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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Me:"why did I say that?" (I run as fast as I can but then I was a a dead end.) Me:"AH! A DEAD END!!! IF VALERY SEES ME I'M DEAD!!! Wait, what am I doing? I also got dragon powers!" (Then I see you coming) me:"GOIN' DRAGON!!! (I was still in my human form but my skin turned scaly, my hands turned red with sharp clawed fingers and my feet were also red with sharp clawed toes, my shirt came off but I was still wearing my blue jeans, and my chest where my heart was at looked like a dragon eye. *it wasn't really a dragon eye it just looked like dragon eye.* my hair looked spikey, I grew small horns on my forehead, I grew sharp teeth, my eyes looked like dragon eyes, and then I grew red dragon wings from back.* dragon me:"(dragon growl and breaths fire.) I'M FIRED UP!! COME ON VAL TRY TO TAKLE ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN WITH YOUR DEMON STRENGTH!! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! UNLESS YOUR SCARED!!!"
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-minutes later, I walk away with the pictures, turning back to my ferret form, leaving you in a beatten up heap-
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*then I recovered fast and flew to you really fast then I swooped down and grabbed the picture back and flew high.* dragon me:"(laughs) you think your puny demon powers could hurt me that easily? I have ever thing a dragon has:strength, speed,agility,and fire-breathing! (I breath fire at you.) Can you breath fire too?"
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-I swiped away the fire and breathed out my demon fire: BTW, hotter then reagular dragon fire- By the way, -I hold up the REAL photo, and burned it up- Now excuse me, I'm gonna go change. -I leave-
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*I grabbed your fire and my dragon fire is so much hotter and stronger than you fire, it's stronger than anything. Then I just got rid of your fire.* dragon me:"yeah, your right and sorry about the whole thing. Guess I got carried away. Here, let me get your clothes." *I got your clothes and I flew around you so fast and got your clothes on you.* dragon me:"there you go. You know VAL your an awesome demon ferret friend and a strong one. Let's see how fast you can fly, I want to see your speed." *I fly high and went really fast.* dragon me:"how fast can you fly? Show me your speed!!!
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...... -I spread out my wings in a bored manner, then in all of a sudden, I bullet up, causing a sonic boom and flying past you in a blink of an eye, making up to the cloud line- How's that? -smirk.-
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Dragon me:"WOO!!!AWESOME! And check this out. SONIC FIRE BOOM!!!" *I did a bullet burst of speed and broke the sound barrier and as I flew I left a trail of fire behind me. I flew all over the earth and made it back in 2 seconds flat.* dragon me:"NOW THAT DRAGON SPEED!!! what do you think of that?"
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Dragon me:"and by the way VAL, your tails on fire." (I snap my fingers and made the tip of your tail catch on fire.)
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-I just stood there, uneffected, I look at my tail- ... Your point?
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Dragon me:"never mind." (I closed my hand and pitted out the fire.) Dragon me:"you know VAL, your an awesome friend. Let's see what else you got." *I stomped on the ground really hard and I it did a huge crack hole and below us was lava river.* dragon me:"can you survive a fall in this lava?"
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-I jump in and start swimming around like it was a swimming pool-
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*I jumped in and did the same thing. Later we came out and I closed the hole then jojo came and she got her clothes.* jojo:"valery! There you are! I was looking for you, where have you bin? *then she sees me in my dragon form* and is that Josh?"
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*then she looked at me in my dragon form in a surprised way.* jojo:"you look pretty cool as a dragon." Dragon me:"thanks. I wanna show you two something." *I grab jojo and holded her in my arms.* dragon me:"valery, follow me. *I spread my dragon wings and flew.*"
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JoJo: WAH!!
Following! -I follow-
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*later we flew over the ocean and we see a really huge island and landed on it. Then I put jojo down.* jojo:"where are we? *then I turned back to my human self and putted my shirt on.* me:"you'll see." *later we walked threw the jungle and we saw a real brachiosaurus in front of us.* jojo:"O_O! It's...it's a dinosaur!" Me:"my dear demon ferret and rat friend, Welcome to Jurassic park!" *then you two looked the other way and saw two brachiosaurus'es walking in the water and a herd of stegosaruses, a herd of parasaurolophuses,and and a herd of triceratopses. Then I got a Jurassic park car.* jojo:"Cooooooool!!! Who's the owner/creater of Jurassic park?" Me:"your looking at him." Jojo:"you...created this place?!" Me:"yup I did it just like they did in the movie. Now come on let's go see some more Dino's." *then we drove a while and we stopped at a high cliff.* jojo:"it's a nice view but where are dinosaurs?" Me:"should be triceratops around here, sometimes there hard to spot." Jojo:"oh,yeah?" *I give you two Jurassic park binoculars and you looked threw them.* JoJo:"hay valery you see some?"
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Not yet... Ummm dude, is it a good idea of making these dinos?
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Me:"don't worry valery. I'm like the protecter of this island, this place is there home. I always make sure no one takes these Dinosaur of the island no matter what. This island is there home and there playground. It's also my home,my playground,my responsibility. If we just let nature do it's thing...life will find a way." JoJo:"wow... that was really cool Josh." Me:"thanks." JoJo:"Wait wait, I SEE ONE!!! wait, there's a bunch of them." *you also looked and saw three triceratops. Then you said "oh, awesome! There fighting, I totally wanted to see this!" Me:"actually, it's more of a dominance display, lady Margret's like that with the young triceratops." You:"seriously? "Lady Margret?"." Me:"yup, that's what we call the alpha. See those horns? There more than three feet long." JoJo:"good for fighting T.Rex right? When do we see that? Me:"that's not gonna happen, I'm just glad I don't hold back gladiator fights. Come on let's go." Jojo:"aww, all ready? Me(walks to the car) I'll give you time to see the island a little more. And I brought your bags so you can get some stuff at the gift shop." Jojo:"we don't need that much stuff, we practically just got here." Me:"well, at least you got to see a triceratops fight." Jojo:"actually it was more of a dominance display." Me:"smart Alec. Come let's go." *later in the night we where driving threw the jungle.* me:"so how are you two enjoying the island so far?" Jojo:"it's pretty good, I feel like I'm in the movie."me:"I was gonna say the same thing." Jojo:"JOSH,LOOK OUT!!" *I look and there was a wounded women walking so I hitted the breaks but she got hit a little.* me:"Dang it!" *so we went out of the car and help the lady out.* jojo:"OH MY GOSH! IS SHE DEAD?!"Me:"(I checked her pulse) no she's fine, she's breathing." Jojo:"do you know her?" Me:"no but she's hurt. Hello! Can you hear me?" *but she didn't say anything, she was knocked out.* me:"we got to get her to the visitor center. Valery can you drive?"
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Yeah. I drive the DOOM Mobile to keep Snaps from crashing it.
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Me:"cool. Valery you take the wheel, jojo your with me." Jojo:"okay." *so we drove our way to the visitors center and I looked at the girls wound.* me:"this wound is full of toxic." You and jojo:"TOXIC!!!" Me:"yeah, I know what kind if Dino that could do this but I can't remember the name of it." Jojo:"your pretty smart." Me:"yeah, I'm a pretty smart 15 year old." Jojo:"your 15 years old!?" Me:"yeah." *then the girl starts gasping* jojo:"what's happening!?" Me:"she's going into shock, come on stay with us. We need to disinfect her wound. (I grabbed a medical kit and grabbed a medicine spray.) Me:"this might sting a bit." (I tried to spray her wound but she wouldn't let me.* me:"VAL, drive slower." *you drove slower.* me:"Liston, you have to let us help you, I'm a doctor, right nurse jojo? *wink*." Jojo:"ooooohhhhh. Uh, yeah, he's a doctor and I'm a nurse." Women:"doctor...Medico?" Me:"yes, Medico! We're going to disinfect you wound. You have to let us help you." *so I spray'd her wound.* me:"that should keep the infection at bay. Nurse jojo, I need a needle, stat!" Jojo:"yes doctor." *she gave me a needle and I injected her with medicine.* me:"that should slow the toxic." *later we where still driving to the visitor center but we stopped and saw a baby triceratops eating banana leaves.* jojo:"she's beautiful, "she" right?" Me:"yeah, this triceratops name is bakieda, what's she doing out here all alone? Jojo, you stay with our patient and me and valery will get this young triceratops back in her home." *so me and you got out of the car and went to bakieda.* me:"valery, pet her head, she likes it when you pet her head."
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-I go and pet her head-
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*then the little triceratops was purring.* me:"looks like she likes you." *then jojo came out and petted her too.* me:"didn't I tell you to wait in the car." Jojo:"it's okay, we're all right." Me:"I have an idea on how to get bakieda back in her pin." *I picked up the banana leaves and threw the in the pin ans bakieda followed it.* me:"there you go! Back where you belong! Now I can close that gate." *so I slowly started closing the gate but bakieda came out barely.* me:"oh no, girl, you have to get back. Jojo, honk the horn." Jojo:"I'm on it." *so jojo honked the car horn and bakieta got scared and ran to her mother but the mother was getting angry.* me:"oh no the alpha. JOJO! TURN OFF THE HORN!" *but the mother starred to charge and broke the gate leaving me stuck underneath it and it I broke threw the car and left the horn keep going off.* jojo:"SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP!" *she found some wires for the horn and disconnected the horn and so the alpha triceratops stopped fighting* jojo:"(sighs in relief.)" *then we hear booming sounds and the ground started to shake.* you and jojo:"WHOA!!!" *Then you two gasp cause a T.Rex started walking towards us, it see's the triceratops and roared.* you and jojo:"JOSH!!!!!!" me:"GIRL'S, TAKE THE WOMEN TO THE MAIDNEN'S SHED I'LL MEET YOU THARE!!!" *so you flew there and jojo grabbed the girl and ran there.* jojo:"Josh, we made it!" Me:"(crawls out of the cage) okay, I'm coming!" *so I run but the t.Rex and the triceratops started fighting and I started doing back flips and did a high jump and landed on a tree ans I was sticking on it and climbed it like a spider.* me:"I also have spider powers, just like spider-man!!!" *then I leaped to the shed and went inside. Then the t.Rex pushed the triceratops and it made it close the door shut.* T.Rex:"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!" *In the shed we where all catching our breath.* me:"jojo, you okay?" Jojo:"yeah, I'm okay." Me:"valery how about you, are you okay?"
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I'm good... But I'm going to kill you if we don't get out of this place alive.
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Me:"okay.... I'm going to go with jojo." (I walk to jojo and she was sitting on the floor holding her knees up to her chest.* me:"don't worry jojo, we're safe now." Jojo:"Josh, dinosaurs can't get through that door... right?" Me:"Well... anything's possible... but no. Our dinosaurs cannot open doors. Nothing can get in here. (Whispering) unless there velociraptors." Jojo:"Josh?" Me:"yes jojo?" Jojo:"remember how I said I wanted to see the dinosaurs fight each other?" Me:"yeah..." jojo:"...That was so awesome!" Me:"we should get some sleep." Jojo:"(yawns and falls asleep.)" *and I see you and your already sleeping then I went to sleep. A few hours later I heard some scratching noises. So I grabbed a sniper gun and went outside and I was morning. So I heard the scratch sound again and I was a bird taping around on a empty container and then it flew away and I putted the gun down then you two woke up.* jojo:"so... who do ya think won?" *then I see a ripped out triceratops horn* me:"I'm not sure lady Margret made it." *then you two also saw the horn.* jojo:"oh, right. Wow." Me:"this isn't supposed to happen. One loose trike, ok. But a Tyrannosaur? That's beyond unacceptable. When this adventure is over I'm gonna head back here and fix up the place." You:"cool." Jojo:"so... how are we gonna get to the visitor center?" *we all see the busted car.* me:"that's an excellent question. No car and no radio doesn't leave us a lot of options." *then I see the lights to the gate were on.* me:"well at least the main powers back on... that should be good for something." *then a classic Jurassic park car came and no one was driving it, it was on automatically then the doors opened.* Jurassic park car:"Welcome aboard!" Me:"well somebody knows we're here! C'mon girls, let's get our patient." *so we all went in the car. Jojo was in the back with the girl and me and you were sitting in the front.* jojo:"where's this thing gonna take us?" Me:"these tour cars only go a few places... if you can hear us, we need to go to the visitor's center!" *then the car started moving.* (later) jojo:"can't this car go any faster? It's gonna take forever!" *then the women started waking up, her eyes were blood shot and her eye lids were gray looking.* women:"ΒΏQuΓ© haves aquΓ? Β‘Es peligroso!" Me:"You've been in an accident. You're safe now. You're going to be fine. We're taking you to -" *then she sees my Jurassic park badge.* women:"Β‘Bastardo! Β‘MorirΓ‘s por tus pecados!" Me:"calm down!" Jojo:"What's happening!?" Me:"She's delirious... she could be hallucinating..." *then she looks at jojo.* women:"Mariquita... angelito mΓo..." jojo:"she says I'm... I'm her angle. Hola, ΒΏcΓ³mo estΓ‘s?" Women:"no sabes cuΓ‘nto he esperado..." me:"jojo, just keep talking to her... tell her she needs to relax, she's got to rest..." jojo:"my Spanish isn't that good." Me:"you can do it jojo, just tell her she needs to rest." Women:"ΒΏMariquita? ΒΏQuΓ© pasa, might amor?" Jojo:"uh... uh... Usted... necesita... El descanso? Usted necesita El descanso." (Translation:"you need rest.") Women:"El descanso? ...sΓ... sΓ, estoy cansada." Jojo:"(sighs in relief.) Me:"I guss Spanish really paid off." Jojo:"the Guy's back home are not gonna believe this."*later we made it to the visitors center.* Jurassic park car:"this concludes our tour! Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way home!" Jojo:"that is messed up." Me:"let's go." *then we went inside.* me:"HELLO? HAY! CAN SOMBODY HELP US PLEASE?... hello?" *the visitor center was wrecked the Dino skeletons were broken and there was blood on the floor.* you:"what happened? Where is everybody?" Me:"Don't Know." *then I walked in the center and saw a velociraptor foot.* me:"girls, I think you two should wait by our patient, I'm gonna look around a little. Ok?" Jojo:"ok but... why are you taking like that?" *then we heard static.* jojo:"someone's trying to contact us! Right?" Me:"sounds like it's coming from that T.Rex skull." *so we looked.* me:"there's a radio in there!" *I webbed it and pulled it towards me.* jojo:"you got it!" Me:"let's get this channel right." *so I got it working.* me:"Hello? This is Joshua Olivo." Dr.sorkin:"I know who you are. This is Laura Sorkin. I hope you enjoyed the ride." Me:"Dr.Sorkin? Your still on the island?" Dr.Sorkin:"we're stuck in the field lab. The road's abashed out and our phone lines are down. What's your story?" Me:"we saw a T.Rex on the tour road. Me and my friends are lucky to be alive. Do you. Know what's going on?" Dr.Sorkin:"security went down last night. Naturally the Park's going to heck. Workers already evacuated. I don't THINK they meant to leave us behind." Me:"no, of course not but we'll find away out of here. But first, doctor - I've got a very, very sick women on my hands. She seems to have bin bitten, I don't recognized or remember the bite. Whatever it is, it's incredibly toxic, and -" Dr.Sorkin:"Toxic? Is it a ragged wound? Heterodont bite pattern? About 20 centimeters across the jaw?" Me:"that sounds about right..." Dr.Sorkin:"what about her eyes? Discolored sclera? Opsoclonus?" Me:"yes, exactly, that's exactly what I'm seeing!" Dr.Sorkin:"Dang it! You don't have much time. She's going to go into a series of convulsions, and she won't come back. Do you have any carfentanyl?" Me:"carfentanyl? An opioid? No, I don't doctor, but I mean, what good would that-" Dr.Sorkin:"I don't have time to explain. A quarter mil should do it. Less if she's small." Me:"Doctor Sorkin. With all due respect... that dosage would KILL her." Dr.Sorkin:"Joshua... you've got to trust me on this. You need a powerful tranquilizer to counter the toxins. You need it quick, if you want her to live." Me:"All right, all right, ok. Maybe in the lab... no, no wait, the tranq darts for the rifle! That's an etorphine blend." Dr.Sorkin:"that could work... get that into her as quickly as you can. In the meantime, stay with her. When the shaking starts, you need to hold her steady." Me:"but - isn't that dangerous? Normally -" Dr.Sorkin:"please just follow my instructions. Her life depends on it. Call me on this channel after you've given her the tranquilizer." Me:"will do. We need to get -" jojo:"tranquilizer darts. Yeah, we heard. There in the car we'll get them." Me:"ok, but listen to me, if you hear anything, see anything... don't take any risks. You just come straight back here." You:"don't worry, we're on it." *so you and jojo went outside to get the darts. Jojo was walking quitely and you flew to the car. Jojo was about to grab the box full of the darts then you heard and felt a booming sound.* you and jojo:"*gasp!!!*" *then jojo grabbed that dart and you two rushed back inside but me and the women which
were gone.* jojo:"Josh! ... where are you?" *then you two saw me up stairs.* me:"GIRLS! GET OUT, NOW!" jojo:"what? *then you saw the T.Rex. it came back.* T.Rex:"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!" ME:"VALERY, GET JOJO AND THE DARTS UP HERE NOW! AND HURRY!!"
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Waaatch it! -I take my sythe out-
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