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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: hey there, wwhat's up
▼: Noww wwho the fuck is usin' my colour?
▲: wwhat?! an imposter! howw dare you
▼: No, howw dare you!
▼: Nobody fucks wwith Orphaner Dualscar. I demand you change.
▲: wwhat, no, i'm not goin to
▲: i am eridan ampora and nobody uses my colour
▼: An Ampora, eh? And noww you're stealin' my name, too.
▲: ampora is my name! you're the one stealin my name.
▼: Listen, I'vve been dead for nearly a hundred swweeps. That's probably a lot longer than a pathetic grub like you has been alivve. If anythin' you're the one stealin' from me.
▼: Stop it.
▲: wwhat, if your dead then howw wwould i evven knoww if i'm stealin from you. i'm not goin to stop. this colour and name are mine noww! hail to the prince a hope!
▼: Howw do you expect me to knoww? It's not like I wwas one of the most feared trolls at the time or anythin', I'm sure at least someone wwould havve heard of me.
▼: Prince of hope? Is that wwhat you're callin yourself? Howw about you run along and play wwith your wwriggler friends before I come ovver there and beat some sense into you.
▲: really? i'm not as wweak as you might think. i purposefully pushed all a my friends awway from me, so i could be strong and princely!
▲: so there.
▼: Wwhat a blubberin' idiot you are.
▼: You're gonna fuckin' regret doin' that.
▼: But hey wwhat do I knoww I'm just an impostor, right?
▲: no shut up. okay i might havve told just a little lie right there, but wwhatevver right? i don't need friends.
▼: You're thinkin that noww.
▼: I spent my last years alone at sea, nothin' but me an' the wwavves. It wwears on you more than you'd think.
▲: wwell.. it's not my fault no one wwants to be near me right?
▲: i can't help it if i'm selfish and needy
▲: or if i push the only one i lovve awway from me...
▲: right?
▼: I think you'vve answwered your owwn question there.
▼: You're an Ampora, aren't you?
▼: Wwe should havve trolls wwaitin' in line just to be near us, not pushin' them awway like they're nothin!
▼: Get your shit together.
▲: but if i get near them they'd run awway! i'm the one they fear! cowwer in fear! eridan is comin'
▲: that's wwhat's supposed to happen right?
▼: If they're lowwbloods, then that better happen.
▼: If they're higher up, then they should be bowwin' dowwn to you, grateful that they're evven in your presence.
▼: An some of the more grateful ones wwill evventually become your... friends. If you can call them that.
▼: Fuck.
▲: wwhat about fef? wwe wwere morails but... i might havve accidentally pushed a bit to much a my feelin's on her
▲: i felt red for her
▲: and noww she's gone
▲: wwith a loww blood a course...
▲: it makes my blood boil and i wwant to kill him sometimes.
▲: wwait i shouldn't be tellin' an imposter this. forget i said that
▼: Oh no, go on. Wwho's this Fef? An wwhy is she throwwin' herself at somethin' that loww?
▲: fef is the heiress, an.. wwhat i'd like to think wwas my best friend
▲: but i guess not
▼: The Heiress? An she's wwith a lowwblood? That's fuckin' disgustin.
▼: Try to wwin her back, she deservves better than the filth she's wwith.
▲: i knoww she does, but i don't knoww howw. i'vve messed evverythin' up noww an it all seems kinda hopeless noww
▼: Didn't you just call yourself the prince of hope? Wwhat a shitty prince you are.
▼: Oh wwhat the fuck am I doin, I could barely get my quadrants in line, wwhat the hell am I doin' givvin' someone else advvice?
▲: i can't seem to fill a single one a my quadrants either..
▲: hey.. imposter guy?
▲: wwhy are wwe so pathetic?
▼: It's because wwe're Amporas.
▼: Fuckin' seems like it at least.
▲: wwhat happened to all a you older trolls anywways?
▼: Lots of things.
▼: Some of us wwere culled, others forced into slavvery, banished, and if you're an unfortunate one like me you get to be the Grand Highblood's plaything for a wwhile before he bashes your thinkpan out an paints wwith your blood.
▲: oh cod... wwhat kind a cruel wworld wwas that?
▲: sometimes i wwish i could cull sol, and all a the landdwwellers
▲: but fef alwways told me no
▲: that cullin wwas wwrong
▼: You knoww, I used to think the same thing. Cull evveryone, all your problems wwill be solvved!
▼: But it doesn't make anythin' better, it just makes them all dead.
▼: Holy shit do I need a drink. Liquor cabinets in the afterlife are poorly stocked.
▼: There's a lotta time for thinkin' wwhen you're dead.
▲: is there.. anythin' you regret?
▲: wwell, besides all the thin's you told me anywways
▼: Wwhere do I begin?
▼: For a wwhile, a mutant blood wwas held captivve an I wwent and paid him a little vvisit. He didn't take too kindly to bein' roughed up, but the asshole wwent an forgavve me for it!
▼: An to make things wworse, he started spewwin' on about equality an peace and stupid shit like that.
▼: I wwish I wwould havve listened.
▼: Becuase I don't fuckin' knoww, somethin about not havvin' evveryone fear you because you're a seadwweller seemed appealin' to me.
▼: Real fuckin' lonely growwin up, you knoww that? Evveryone alwways ran an hid from me, made me feel like there wwas somethin wwrong.
▼: I mean callin them all peasantbloods and threatenin to cull 'em all probably didn't help, but you knoww wwhat I mean.
▼: But listen to me kid, don't end up like me. You're gonna fuckin' regret it just like I do.
▼: Try to make friends, try to wwin Fef back.
▲: i wwill. i'll wwin fef back evven if it culls me!
▲: is that wwhat i should say?
▼: Cullin' is somethin you should avvoid.
▼: But yes, that sounds about right.
▲: great! you knoww, for a imposter, you sure givve good advvice
▲: maybe you're not so impostery after all
▲: but you still are a bit
▼: You're so fuckin' stupid. Think that maybe you might just be my descendant?
▲: you're my ancestor?
▲: you're not pullin' my fins or anythin' right?
▼: You're an Ampora, I'm an Ampora, wwe both havve the same quirk, and hell, wwe're both hopelessly pityin' a tyrian blood wwho might not feel the same.
▲: i guess wwhen you put it like that it makes a wwhole lot a sense
▼: Though I don't think my descendant wwould be so thick-headed as not to figure it out.
▼: But listen, the connection's cuttin out, I don't havve much longer.
▼: Go, wwin her back, an make your ammends.
▼: Don't do anythin' you'll regret, got that?
▲: i got it
▲: hey mister?
▲: thanks a lot
▲: that's unlike me to say but. really. i owwe ya one
▲: you probably kept me from doin' somethin' real stupid
▼: You're wwelcome, grub.
▼: I don't knoww if I'll havve the chance to talk to you again, but better not see you in the afterlife any time soon, got that?
▼: Goodbye, Eridan.
▲: a course, but i'll see you some time, promise.
▲: goodbye
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.

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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: hey there, wwhat's up
▼: Noww wwho the fuck is usin' my colour?
▲: wwhat?! an imposter! howw dare you
▼: No, howw dare you!
▼: Nobody fucks wwith Orphaner Dualscar. I demand you change.
▲: wwhat, no, i'm not goin to
▲: i am eridan ampora and nobody uses my colour
▼: An Ampora, eh? And noww you're stealin' my name, too.
▲: ampora is my name! you're the one stealin my name.
▼: Listen, I'vve been dead for nearly a hundred swweeps. That's probably a lot longer than a pathetic grub like you has been alivve. If anythin' you're the one stealin' from me.
▼: Stop it.
▲: wwhat, if your dead then howw wwould i evven knoww if i'm stealin from you. i'm not goin to stop. this colour and name are mine noww! hail to the prince a hope!
▼: Howw do you expect me to knoww? It's not like I wwas one of the most feared trolls at the time or anythin', I'm sure at least someone wwould havve heard of me.
▼: Prince of hope? Is that wwhat you're callin yourself? Howw about you run along and play wwith your wwriggler friends before I come ovver there and beat some sense into you.
▲: really? i'm not as wweak as you might think. i purposefully pushed all a my friends awway from me, so i could be strong and princely!
▲: so there.
▼: Wwhat a blubberin' idiot you are.
▼: You're gonna fuckin' regret doin' that.
▼: But hey wwhat do I knoww I'm just an impostor, right?
▲: no shut up. okay i might havve told just a little lie right there, but wwhatevver right? i don't need friends.
▼: You're thinkin that noww.
▼: I spent my last years alone at sea, nothin' but me an' the wwavves. It wwears on you more than you'd think.
▲: wwell.. it's not my fault no one wwants to be near me right?
▲: i can't help it if i'm selfish and needy
▲: or if i push the only one i lovve awway from me...
▲: right?
▼: I think you'vve answwered your owwn question there.
▼: You're an Ampora, aren't you?
▼: Wwe should havve trolls wwaitin' in line just to be near us, not pushin' them awway like they're nothin!
▼: Get your shit together.
▲: but if i get near them they'd run awway! i'm the one they fear! cowwer in fear! eridan is comin'
▲: that's wwhat's supposed to happen right?
▼: If they're lowwbloods, then that better happen.
▼: If they're higher up, then they should be bowwin' dowwn to you, grateful that they're evven in your presence.
▼: An some of the more grateful ones wwill evventually become your... friends. If you can call them that.
▼: Fuck.
▲: wwhat about fef? wwe wwere morails but... i might havve accidentally pushed a bit to much a my feelin's on her
▲: i felt red for her
▲: and noww she's gone
▲: wwith a loww blood a course...
▲: it makes my blood boil and i wwant to kill him sometimes.
▲: wwait i shouldn't be tellin' an imposter this. forget i said that
▼: Oh no, go on. Wwho's this Fef? An wwhy is she throwwin' herself at somethin' that loww?
▲: fef is the heiress, an.. wwhat i'd like to think wwas my best friend
▲: but i guess not
▼: The Heiress? An she's wwith a lowwblood? That's fuckin' disgustin.
▼: Try to wwin her back, she deservves better than the filth she's wwith.
▲: i knoww she does, but i don't knoww howw. i'vve messed evverythin' up noww an it all seems kinda hopeless noww
▼: Didn't you just call yourself the prince of hope? Wwhat a shitty prince you are.
▼: Oh wwhat the fuck am I doin, I could barely get my quadrants in line, wwhat the hell am I doin' givvin' someone else advvice?
▲: i can't seem to fill a single one a my quadrants either..
▲: hey.. imposter guy?
▲: wwhy are wwe so pathetic?
▼: It's because wwe're Amporas.
▼: Fuckin' seems like it at least.
▲: wwhat happened to all a you older trolls anywways?
▼: Lots of things.
▼: Some of us wwere culled, others forced into slavvery, banished, and if you're an unfortunate one like me you get to be the Grand Highblood's plaything for a wwhile before he bashes your thinkpan out an paints wwith your blood.
▲: oh cod... wwhat kind a cruel wworld wwas that?
▲: sometimes i wwish i could cull sol, and all a the landdwwellers
▲: but fef alwways told me no
▲: that cullin wwas wwrong
▼: You knoww, I used to think the same thing. Cull evveryone, all your problems wwill be solvved!
▼: But it doesn't make anythin' better, it just makes them all dead.
▼: Holy shit do I need a drink. Liquor cabinets in the afterlife are poorly stocked.
▼: There's a lotta time for thinkin' wwhen you're dead.
▲: is there.. anythin' you regret?
▲: wwell, besides all the thin's you told me anywways
▼: Wwhere do I begin?
▼: For a wwhile, a mutant blood wwas held captivve an I wwent and paid him a little vvisit. He didn't take too kindly to bein' roughed up, but the asshole wwent an forgavve me for it!
▼: An to make things wworse, he started spewwin' on about equality an peace and stupid shit like that.
▼: I wwish I wwould havve listened.
▼: Becuase I don't fuckin' knoww, somethin about not havvin' evveryone fear you because you're a seadwweller seemed appealin' to me.
▼: Real fuckin' lonely growwin up, you knoww that? Evveryone alwways ran an hid from me, made me feel like there wwas somethin wwrong.
▼: I mean callin them all peasantbloods and threatenin to cull 'em all probably didn't help, but you knoww wwhat I mean.
▼: But listen to me kid, don't end up like me. You're gonna fuckin' regret it just like I do.
▼: Try to make friends, try to wwin Fef back.
▲: i wwill. i'll wwin fef back evven if it culls me!
▲: is that wwhat i should say?
▼: Cullin' is somethin you should avvoid.
▼: But yes, that sounds about right.
▲: great! you knoww, for a imposter, you sure givve good advvice
▲: maybe you're not so impostery after all
▲: but you still are a bit
▼: You're so fuckin' stupid. Think that maybe you might just be my descendant?
▲: you're my ancestor?
▲: you're not pullin' my fins or anythin' right?
▼: You're an Ampora, I'm an Ampora, wwe both havve the same quirk, and hell, wwe're both hopelessly pityin' a tyrian blood wwho might not feel the same.
▲: i guess wwhen you put it like that it makes a wwhole lot a sense
▼: Though I don't think my descendant wwould be so thick-headed as not to figure it out.
▼: But listen, the connection's cuttin out, I don't havve much longer.
▼: Go, wwin her back, an make your ammends.
▼: Don't do anythin' you'll regret, got that?
▲: i got it
▲: hey mister?
▲: thanks a lot
▲: that's unlike me to say but. really. i owwe ya one
▲: you probably kept me from doin' somethin' real stupid
▼: You're wwelcome, grub.
▼: I don't knoww if I'll havve the chance to talk to you again, but better not see you in the afterlife any time soon, got that?
▼: Goodbye, Eridan.
▲: a course, but i'll see you some time, promise.
▲: goodbye
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.