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You to have read New Moon to get this.I haven't, but my friend told me.
Bella in New Moon gets a paper cut and Jasper flips out and tries to kill her, because he smells her blood.
WHY didn't he succeed?
This may have haaned in the first book. I don't know. It's been months since I read it...and I dont pla on reading it again really.
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I thinks he is nice looking, but he is a blank character, unfortunately.
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Yeah, Jasper, WHY!?!? For the love of Carlisle, WHYYYYYY?!?! *cries on her knees dramatically*
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if only if only. and then alice and rosalie could die and Edward too and Carlisle Esme and myself along with my boy-vampire harem consisting of Jasper, Emmett,and James could live in peace.
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That were my thoughts, too. But before that, I really wished for Victoria to get her revenge on Bella. -_- Nothing like that will happen, sadly. The only time I wished someone would to it the Shakespeare-style and kill the main-figures-couple. -____-
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Ha, well you might not know this but he almost killed her in Twilight too. Because he was angry at Edward for saving her from the van and almost exposing them so he wanted to "set it right" It's because of Alice that he doesn't. (Read Midnight Sun)
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well he doesnt get very close to her, Edward pushes her over (hurting her in the process, edward = failed) and then threw Jasper at a piano.
But still...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY didnt he throw edward at the piano and bite bella's face off????
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I used to be somewhat of an Edward fan but then I read Twilight again and I was like "MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND BEFORE I KILL YOU! STOP BEING MELODRAMATIC DAMN IT!" I then realized that out of all of the cullen teenage boys Jasper was the most resonable in the fact that he didn't make me want to kill him. XD
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IF HE CAN'T KILL BELLA, THEN IMA DOIN IT!
This is very good ^^
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MANY, many vampires tried to kill her and they all failed... She's so damn lucky! >>
BTW I love Jasper <3
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Bella is a bitchy, fat-ass, clumsy, damsel in distress, and a pathetic exuse for a human
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If Bella is what is considered 'fat' now days, then the worlds going down the drain and fast.
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True. And Bella needs a backbone
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Yup. That's what happens. I've read all four books (don't ask why, I can't really explain), so I know what happens.
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if jasper would have killed bella then edward would have killed himself which means bella would never have had her daughter...............and that mutt jacob wouldnt have come back into the story....... :smile
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I've been wondering this myself...
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oh, this is the first twilight guy i've seen that's actually good-looking, but if he suceeded in killing bella, i'd actually might like him!
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Book Jasper is soo much better than movie Jasper! I wish he did get Bella and then that day would have been called Jasper day!
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I've been waiting for someone to do this! AWESOME!
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no, your friend was right; it happened in the first 2 chapters of New Moon. i felt sooooo bad for Jasper after that!!!!!!!!!! 
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Good question. Maybe so all the Edward fangirls wouldn't commit suicide upon his death because of Bella's death...
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NICE one CS (it's madammina)
It would have saved alot of trees and alot of time...
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But... what would those fangirls do instead. I fear a revolt on people named Jasper.
At least it would have taught them what vampires are supposed to do though.
er, yeah.
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I'd like to ask the same question...with an obnoxiously whiney voice that may cause him to actually succeed next time she whines over a papercut.
Tehe...Jasper needs to touch up his roots.
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Great picture! He kind of looks like he's spacing out.
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FAILURE.
Let me rephrase that, Jasper failed in not saving the world. You won a mega victory for good literarture.
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yeah too bad he didn't finish what he did T.T it will save trees T.T
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Curse you Hollywood, and you're ruining of the only likable character in Twilight...T.T
And yes...he attacks her...and she falls on a glass table...and then there is blood...teehee. I am making my shirt sometime soon though!!
Front:
I ♥ Jasper...
Back:
New Moon. Pg 29.
I think that was the page number...
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i feel as if i recognise your eye.
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Tee hee.
I cant wait to see it.
[Yeah I had to make sure it was Jasper because he looked so ugly]
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omg, Jasper is pretty much the only character I at all like in the whole series...
Yes, he really should have killed her. It would have saved everyone a lot of useless reading
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Definitely agree w/ that whole statement.
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good to know I'm not alone on that xD
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Should i be scared that he looks like Keanu Reeves? O.o
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In what universe!? (serious question!)
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how is jasper like keanu reeves!!?
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I said he LOOKS like Keanu Reeves
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HOW!?!?!?!?!?
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Oh gawd he's REALLY ugly!! >< And people LIKE this guy?!
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the actor is actually super hot, the movie people are just incredibly stupid and gave him weird hair.
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Eh, I wrote that comment 2 years ago. I really don't care anymore.
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it happens.i myself no longer care about the series at all. in fact i harbor a benign hatred for it.lol
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