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iguanablogger — The Problem With Paul Revere
Published: 2012-11-13 03:51:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 7008; Favourites: 164; Downloads: 210
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I can't be the only one creeped out by Paul's incessant need to touch Connor every time he says his name.please note that this is a joke. If you actually ship these two, you've got some problems.
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Is it bad that I wanted to hang him with the rope darts the entire time??
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"Get on the horse Connor!"
I'M NOT OFF THE HORSE PAUL.
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Revere:"I'm the horse!"
Connor:"._. ... I think you'll go on your own!"
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I wanted to kill him soooo bad. Finish your own damn ride Paul, I'm going hunting.
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God this mission pissed me off, but this picture is awesome!
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And then he shouts directions when you need to take him to some place:
"This way Connor"!
"To the left Connor"!
SHUT UP PAUL REVERE!
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Dude, he pissed me off. I was like, "I liked you before, Paul, why do you have to piss on my dreams!" He is so annoying I was a little embarrassed by his behavior! LOL
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Yeah, especially if he wants to share a horse with him...
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omg when i noticed they'd have to share I was just like nOOOOOOOOOO.
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Why did Connor hate Paul's touching? I mean it was a little invasive but he was behaving like he hated Paul's guts. =v=
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Just a guess, but I think Connor just doesn't like being touched by strangers in general. I mean, he was hesitant to shake Sam Addams' hand the first time they met, and also when he was a kid he nearly got strangled by Charles.
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Hahahahaha I noticed that too! My friend and I made a "Connor is not amused" joke about the part before Revere's ride. Now we both just die laughing every time we see something about it. This is great!
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puahaha! I would have punched him straight in the face 
So yeah tht means I got AC 3
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People ship George and Connor... so what's stopping this from happening? Why shouldn't I SHIP THIS PAIRING?!
- wakes up screaming -
- looks around, boots up computer and checks messages -
- No Paul and Connor -
- breathes out -...one down.
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Wanna know something really nightmarish?
People ship Connor x Haytham.
...
let's burn them.
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:I I understand you! I found this out and I almost flipped a freaking desk over
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... 
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Oh, I wouldn't mind it at all. Any other ships we can sink?
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... - shivers - Connor x Animal 
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YE GODS, MAN, STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF!
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- calms down - yes you're right. - puts down chainsaw - ... I'll save that for Haytham x Connor.
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Can you guys sink Haytham/Charles while you're at it? No, wait... *grabs bow and lights an arrow on fire* I'll come with you.
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Guys... I found another one... Connor/Charles.
What. The Actual. Heck.
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Welcome to the fray my brother. - tilts hat to you-
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Yes. They deserve to burn *shudder*
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Revere was pretty annoying. He'd yell at me and say, "NO THIS IS ALL WRONG" when I was simply hiding behind trees waiting for British to pass. 
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Paul Revere, go back to making your butter and gunpowder toothpaste (real product he made)!
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Really? 
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Yep. He also had butter and breadcrumbs in them too.
Paul Revere's toothpaste! For the smile that will blow your friends away!
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ROFL!!
I freaking LOVE this game! And those chibi are SO CUTE!!!!
I'm having so much trouble NOT telling my brother about it.. He hasn't gotten his copy yet and I don't want to ruin it for him.
I saw someone else mention it in the comments.. "Connor! What are you doing?" "Get back on the horse, Connor!"
"I AM ON THE F*ING HORSE! STFU MR. TOUCHY!!!" then he'd point me in the wrong direction.. I think he just wanted more time on the horse with him lol
Also a bad glitch in the cut-scenes where the person Connor is talking to, their mouth doesn't move while they talk.. and guards that get knocked over a fence or railing, their bodies stretch around like taffy.. My game is REALLY glitchy.. lol it's fun.
P.S. (Japanese) Iie not Iyah.. Just FYI *gives huggles and cookies*
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(that's ok, it's not Japanese ^^ it's Mohican. I picked it up from listening to the dialogue in the game: Iya = no, ha = yes, aweh = thank you. That's all I learned, though.)
Really? I've got the weird speaking glitch, but I didn't have any problems with the sequence...wow, I guess some people got worse copies than I did XD I think everyone suffers from the floating musket glitch, though.
In the sequence when you're playing as Haytham and you have to sneak into a wagon to get into a fort, my wagon just walked through walls...the mission was pretty easy lol.
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lol Yea, walking through walls would make things so much easier.. so would being invisible.. That would SO be my super power of choice!
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wait so you already finished the game?
(because i want to tell you something about the game but i don't want to ruin it for you)
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Unfortunately not.. Just got past the Boston Tea Party
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Curses! Oh well.... 
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Wait! Nope! Sorry.. It was Connor's execution I just finished..
lol I slept sense I last played.. Hm.. Still have a few minutes before work.. I totally have enough time to kick some more Red Coat ass!
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While he was being tried, there was a guard on the roof top, then suddenly I see a randome man climbing up there, then he stand next to the guard and stabs him
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YES. Revere did seem a little... physically demonstrative. Then again, it seems that many men were, in that time period. It's contrasted by Connor, who was brought up in a very stoic, hold-your-emotions-in society and is a very hands-off kind of person. Thus, since we don't see him having a lot of positive physical contact prior to when they meet, Revere's touchiness seems even more pronounced. Most people don't even realize how much physical contact they have with others daily until they actually think about it.
Well done, though. I liked Connor's reactions, especially the final panel. Nice.
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Yeah, and I'd do the same in Revere's situation xD Still, he's a little pronounced about it...I mean, the first time he touches him Connor pauses, plucks his hand off, glares at him, and then they resume...
Thank you ^^
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It all makes sense now! 
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Lol,
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And of course for us fangirls that is an open invitation to try harder to touch him....like on his tooshie. I bet that man has a lovely tooshie! LOL
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Oh I bet he does 
Btw I'm not the artist who drew this (Yes it's disappointing T^T
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His voice is so sexy!! 
Oh! You're not? Oh...well...HA! I've met a new fangirl associte!
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Fanfics make the world go around
I did look up and Connor Voice actor.... he is cute
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