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Published: 2013-07-18 15:20:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 541; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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I momentarily have spazz attacks. Although my attacks I have may not seem real to you, but it is. And it's scary if you were experiencing one with me.My spazz attacks involve Link (im pretty sure you already knew that lol), BUT, there are multiple Link's around me, and they're naked.. It may seem like I'm in heaven, but I'm not.. They're looking at me with their rape faces.. And boy are they terrifying.
-EDIT- I had some Grammar mistakes going on.. so I got rid of them. -END EDIT-
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StiffDawg [2013-07-18 17:20:20 +0000 UTC]
Not trying to be funny or offend, but this has got to be the cutest spazz attack I have ever seen!
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StiffDawg In reply to iiPandas [2013-07-18 17:40:21 +0000 UTC]
You are very welcome. I can just imagine me sitting next to you ( If that ever were to happen ), and you having a spazz attack. I would just be like " It's the Link dick again isn't it? "
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iiPandas In reply to StiffDawg [2013-07-18 17:47:29 +0000 UTC]
They mainly happen when it's past midnight. But I'm pretty sure if you did get to see me have one.. You'll probably think I'm almost insane.Β
"IT ISSSSS.~ -Rocks back and fourth curled up in a ball on the couch-"
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StiffDawg In reply to iiPandas [2013-07-18 17:52:44 +0000 UTC]
I would hold and cuddle you protectivly, saying " Don't worry, the dick can't get you. This dick will protect you. "
And By " This Dick ", I mean Β me, for I am a dick, or so my friends claim.
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iiPandas In reply to StiffDawg [2013-07-18 18:05:43 +0000 UTC]
I don't think you're a dick; you seem like a nice person, actually.
"-Hugs you-"
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StiffDawg In reply to iiPandas [2013-07-18 18:12:06 +0000 UTC]
Well, That is because I am a very lovable dick ( No sexual pun intended ). I'm not like an ass or anything, I just get called a dick a lot.
You gave me a hug? I have now felt, over the internet, the loving touch of someone of the opposite sex!!!! I MUST RUN INTO THE STREETS, BURSTING WITH JOY!!! I WILL SING FROM ROOF TOPS, SONGS IN YOUR NAME!!! I WILL NEVER QUELL THIS JOY!!!!
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iiPandas In reply to StiffDawg [2013-07-18 20:52:57 +0000 UTC]
I'm somehow a lovable "wood elf." But when it comes to me calling myself a wood elf, most people would say that I'm a tall elf.. I kinda agree. (I need to stop talking about random stuff like this..)
If you really do that, I'd feel very awesome.
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StiffDawg In reply to iiPandas [2013-07-19 04:08:56 +0000 UTC]
Well you would make a very cute Wood Elf, in my opinion. Probably the cutest. I myself, would make a Handsome Argonian.
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iiPandas In reply to StiffDawg [2013-07-19 04:30:04 +0000 UTC]
Thank you. You're too sweet.
I don't even know what you look like, but I agree.
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StiffDawg In reply to iiPandas [2013-07-19 04:33:18 +0000 UTC]
I just posted and ID photo of myself. It is from about 2-3 years ago, But I still pretty much look the same, just a little less hair, head and facial.
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