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You have no idea how long it took me to come up with Cranky's rant. It was like writing an essay. It had to be truthful, yet rediculous XDBut seriously, a game can just have stick figures for all I care, as long as the gameplay is good and addicting
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Comments: 42
Robot-Mario [2019-07-30 18:07:17 +0000 UTC]
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MangaErudite [2014-09-01 23:56:03 +0000 UTC]
This is one grandpa you would love (and hate) to have!
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MasterPerryMartin [2014-07-07 18:21:53 +0000 UTC]
Jeez, Cranky! You should become a video game critic!
Ooh, FPS jokes, so fucking original...
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ChillManStudios [2014-01-04 21:24:00 +0000 UTC]
For me, back in MY day, we had 64-bit graphics.
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AuronTsubaki1985 [2013-06-12 02:46:08 +0000 UTC]
I guess we got a little Cranky Kong in all of us.
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NatalieTheAntihero [2012-09-08 17:40:27 +0000 UTC]
Oh, Cranky. He complained then and complains now.
Just the way we know him. Nice job.
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Imagine23 In reply to NatalieTheAntihero [2012-09-09 00:58:04 +0000 UTC]
thanx ^^
i guess we can understand why old people complain about everything from him XD
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NatalieTheAntihero In reply to Imagine23 [2012-09-09 07:56:21 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome. *lol* True, true.
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NintendoStarKnight [2012-08-26 02:49:52 +0000 UTC]
Cranky's right for an old monkey. Microsoft only cares about money... they should of never bought Rare in the first place..
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ChibiShinjiKen [2012-05-11 16:39:10 +0000 UTC]
Now this tell me of why Capcom Sucks By Today.
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quackington [2012-03-13 17:31:29 +0000 UTC]
At least Nintendo is the one game company that manages to get everything right, right Cranky?
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Jo-san [2012-03-10 08:30:07 +0000 UTC]
If only I could hear the whole rant. I wish Cranky was my uncle. ^^
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tweeter22 [2012-01-23 06:54:45 +0000 UTC]
This is why I always play Modern, and Classic Nintendo <3
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janus-006 [2012-01-22 04:36:28 +0000 UTC]
Some elements of games in the past are just better. You don't get challenges any more and not much adventuring. As much as I rave over Skyward Sword, it needs more free adventure and less of the Captain Obvious/Exposition Fairy stuff from Fi.
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fatguy88 [2011-12-16 01:46:53 +0000 UTC]
back in my day snapple wasnt in the gaming market lol
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SilverKazeNinja [2011-12-16 01:04:35 +0000 UTC]
To be honest, I side with Cranky on these issues.
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Imagine23 In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2011-12-16 16:09:20 +0000 UTC]
im pretty sure everyone does too XD
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to Imagine23 [2011-12-16 16:17:45 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. Also, I find First Person Shooters and Sports games kinda redundant. Especially these days where half the time you'd be better off doing it in real life.
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Imagine23 In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2011-12-16 16:43:41 +0000 UTC]
yep, they're so cliche and unoriginal
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to Imagine23 [2011-12-16 16:47:20 +0000 UTC]
That's why I prefer platformers and fighting games. At least they change it up once in a while. Hell, even in RPGs, they keep it fresh.
But in FPSs, the only things they really change are the cosmetics, drivable vehicles and arsenal. That's it.
And they hardly even TOUCH new material for the sports game, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY.
*in video game politics rant mode*
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Y-Mangaka [2011-11-30 08:35:30 +0000 UTC]
poor old sage, he should stay away from craps like Microsh**'s and Po*pStation's games... his poor old gamer game-loving heart would never bear it.
MikeyAnthroVulupin [2011-11-30 07:49:35 +0000 UTC]
You truly got it, sir! Nothing beats the classics!
And don't you forget it, young man!
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lazerbot [2011-11-28 10:27:12 +0000 UTC]
i like the older games maybe snes games was gamings prime. now and day there more worried about graphics instead of the game play
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nicholangelo In reply to lazerbot [2011-11-28 21:39:04 +0000 UTC]
I think I put that sega cd thing in the wrong place. never mind that. But I do agree with you when it come to how everything has to have "good" graphics or the game's not "good"
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nicholangelo In reply to lazerbot [2011-11-28 21:34:44 +0000 UTC]
actually, a big selling point for dkc was showing that you didn't need an addon to have good graphics. *cough* Sega cd *cough*
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lazerbot In reply to nicholangelo [2011-11-28 21:52:40 +0000 UTC]
its all about the game play no matter the graphics but thats not how anyone sees it. so games have gotten worse now its 1 out of 100 games are actually good these days.
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The90sDoggo [2011-11-27 23:12:43 +0000 UTC]
lol this would be his rant in a new Donkey Kong game! XD
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Puppylad951 [2011-11-27 17:22:34 +0000 UTC]
wow....... will he give the percentage of how many people want him dead in the next game?? XD or who he'll be replaced by? lol i'm on a random spree!!!
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Ribbedebie [2011-11-27 09:22:21 +0000 UTC]
This made me realize how much I actually feel like Cranky Kong sometimes. Especially at my school where everyone just plays shooters and such and hates on the classics, only to be 'cool'... ugh
poor DK and Diddy.
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Imagine23 In reply to Ribbedebie [2011-11-27 16:49:47 +0000 UTC]
maybe then they'll learn to appreciate the classics
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The-Elven-Gamer [2011-11-27 05:53:36 +0000 UTC]
Mind id I join the cranky old ape with some of my old school rants? XD
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E-Man276 [2011-11-26 22:07:39 +0000 UTC]
Ah! You nailed what Cranky would say about this generation of games perfectly!
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Imagine23 In reply to E-Man276 [2011-11-27 16:29:53 +0000 UTC]
Back in my day, we didn't have these "comment" sections on the internet!
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E-Man276 In reply to Imagine23 [2011-11-27 16:35:41 +0000 UTC]
: And another thing! We didn't even have all these newfangled drawing software applications! Nope! If we wanted to draw something, we had to use good old pencil and paper! If we wanted to color something, we had to buy the colors ourselves! ..... And another thing! We were lucky if we had an eraser to undo our mistakes! Nowadays, we take the easy way out by using a push of a button! Whatever happened to the days of painting over our mistakes?
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