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Published: 2011-05-28 20:59:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 1110; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 14
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.We have a very special something for you take with you for your day full of fun testing!
Before you awoke, we placed an official i-Aperture music player in you pocket. On the white table, in-between the coffee mug and the Aperture Science Music/Sound Download Device, there is a pair of Aperture Science i-Aperture Listening Attachment Device. Merely plug the ASi-ALA into the i-Aperture Device.
However, before doing so, place the i-Aperture Device in the Aperture Science Music/Sound Download Device's receiver slot on the right side of the device. Once done, press the link that appears to download your special Aperture Science Song's to take with you on your testing:
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Once you have clicked on the link above, You will see picture of m..... GlaDOS, our extremely powerful, intelligent, and not at all deadly AI, who is not plotting to kill you.... Honest. Just Below that photo, you will see another link that says "Download Volume 1". Press it, and then wait for the download process to be complete.
Once download is complete, your i-Aperture Listening Device will be ejected, and you can plug in you ASi-ALA and begin enjoying your complementary music.
Thank you for participating. We hope you have fun day! And remember, at the end of the your test course, cake, and counseling will be given.
And remember, every step you take, is a step you take for science!
Good luck, [Subject's Name Here]
Your test will begin in 3..... 2..... 1......
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If the link is broken, let me know, and I'll see what I can do. It shouldn't be though, I just tested it. (I tested it in Firefox, just to clarify)
Oh, and don't worry, the music is free to download.
EDIT:
What's that? more? ..... well.... okay!
Check out this youtube stuff:
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(this ones a personal Fave)
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(this one has a download link)
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(this one also has a download link, I think, but its better when you watch in on youtube)
all rights go to valve, the guys and gals who made this stuff, etc., etc., etc.
Enjoy, boys and girls!
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Comments: 16
Hah, yeah, I though people would get a kick out of that.
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Thought you might like that!
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Thought someone might like that...
I don't know what the songs are like yet. I've downloaded them but haven't listened to them yet...
On a somewhat related topic, you wouldn't happen to know what resolution an image has to be to make a print for, well, anything, would you?
You know what would probably be cool.... a portal emoticon thing. It would go great with moments like this....
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some DA peeps make portal emoticons lol. the size of the image corrasponds with inches instead of pixels. make your pic 8x8 and u can sell 8x8's and so on
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I can't seem to get my prints to work.... either they don't work, or they look horrible in the previews. I keep typing in the EXACT sizes for anything (including the mousepad one, which I want to make) in my photoshop program to make it exactly the way it wants, but for some stupid reason, it still is yelling at me and telling me I'm wrong and I'm starting to get sick of it!!!!!!!
Can you maybe help me? I really, really want this to work....
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try making your work 15inches by 15 inches. that should give results
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Thanks bro.... I needed to up my resolution to 300 though, just to get what I wanted, but the 15X15 thing help as well. (my previous resolution was only 72.... guess that wasn't good enough...)
Oh, and hey, don't forget to spread the word about these songs... if you think others would like them, I mean...
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i spread the portal songs anyway 
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Oh, okay, thanks.
Where do you think I could find these emoticons.... just want to see what they look like, is all.
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i found them by searching portal on DA and every so ofter you see a few. from your name you may like this [link]
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How... how did you do that? that's amazing!
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gif mad in photoshop cs5
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