HOME | DD

Description
Shit, ok don't be nervous, they don't care how fat and awkward and sweaty and hungry you are, just go in, get the new units and get out...

What the... the doors too narrow! Wait, there's a guy coming.

*Ding* *Ding* "Uh, mam can I help you? you've been standing out here for like 10 minuets"

Ok Akko, another human being is talking to you, so just try not to be a big fat weirdo for five seconds.
"D-do you guys have the new Necrons yet?" god its hot out here.

"Yeeeeaaah... there uh, right over there"

...

......

"You gonna come inside?"

Nope! ABORT! ABORT! MISSION! FAILED!! MISSION FAILED!!!!
"Uh..u-um"
No actually, you see sir I'm what you call an obese ham monster and am unable to use human doors, so please could you do my shopping for me while I stand out here like a huge pile of melting ice cream!
Great now I'm sweating so much I may be able slide through the door like a greased up pig, Ill just pop through like a cork then roll around the store like a fucking jiggly puff!
Oh fuck, I forgot to say anything! Just say something! anything! before he calls the cops!!!!!
"C-can I just pay out here? H-heh heh...."
God kill me now...

"sure hold on a sec"

Oh... that worked... well well, I must be getting better at this whole "talking to other people" thing after all, I think I deserve a celebratory pizza when I get home, so what if I had 3 for breakfast, I probably sweated out those Calories just walking here. yeah pizza, and soda, and bread sticks, mmmmhh, maybe some KFC, Oh and...

Description
Shit, ok don't be nervous, they don't care how fat and awkward and sweaty and hungry you are, just go in, get the new units and get out...

What the... the doors too narrow! Wait, there's a guy coming.

*Ding* *Ding* "Uh, mam can I help you? you've been standing out here for like 10 minuets"

Ok Akko, another human being is talking to you, so just try not to be a big fat weirdo for five seconds.
"D-do you guys have the new Necrons yet?" god its hot out here.

"Yeeeeaaah... there uh, right over there"

...

......

"You gonna come inside?"

Nope! ABORT! ABORT! MISSION! FAILED!! MISSION FAILED!!!!
"Uh..u-um"
No actually, you see sir I'm what you call an obese ham monster and am unable to use human doors, so please could you do my shopping for me while I stand out here like a huge pile of melting ice cream!
Great now I'm sweating so much I may be able slide through the door like a greased up pig, Ill just pop through like a cork then roll around the store like a fucking jiggly puff!
Oh fuck, I forgot to say anything! Just say something! anything! before he calls the cops!!!!!
"C-can I just pay out here? H-heh heh...."
God kill me now...

"sure hold on a sec"

Oh... that worked... well well, I must be getting better at this whole "talking to other people" thing after all, I think I deserve a celebratory pizza when I get home, so what if I had 3 for breakfast, I probably sweated out those Calories just walking here. yeah pizza, and soda, and bread sticks, mmmmhh, maybe some KFC, Oh and...