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Published: 2023-05-05 00:44:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1695; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 1
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Description So Maxon and Miya just got their new cat they adopted online, But turns out they got the orders mixed.

So Miya really wanted to get a new cat (because they don’t one and why really thinks they are cute). She went on her phone, Went to Romanzon, Searched pets for adoption, And selected a cat. She wanted a skinny normal Snow-White colored female, She went to order and checked it out. But before she could do that, Her pizza rolls were ready. So she went from her room to get them out of the microwave. But a worker at Romanzon thought it would be a good idea to give her the wrong cat. He changed the order to someone else’s. Miya checked it out without noticing.
A few days later… The package arrived. But Miya was at her friends house (Luka’s House). Maxon was on the couch, When suddenly…
(DING DONG)
Maxon: I will get it!
Maxon opened the door.

Delivery Driver: A package for… Miya & Maxon…
Maxon: That’s mine!
As the delivery van drove away, He noticed the package looked a bit to tight and heavy, He grabbed a lift, And put him or her through the entryway, elevator to the 7th floor, and inside the living room. Maxon then grabbed a box cutter…
Maxon: Alright, Momment of truth. Let’s unbox this kitty!
Maxon couldn’t believe his happiness, Until it all went away. It wasn’t like what they both were expecting, Instead, It was something else! It was…

A male Black-Colored kitten, Who was EXTREMELY CHONKY. Like, Wayyy too much fur and fatness chonky.
The box exploded, Sending Maxon flying to the wall.
Maxon: OW! Ugh. Wait. What? WHAT THE CRAP IS HAPPENING! A- Am I h-hav-ving a night- nightmare? This… T-this Th-this can’t b-be… I-I JUST GOT SCAMMED!

Then Doratix when down to help
Doratix: Hey Maxon what’s popping? We just rented out Men In Black. We got cookies and soda, Wanna- UMM. WHAT. IS. THAT?
Maxon: I- I think we just got the wrong cat. I really don’t know who that really is… But I know I’m in dead trouble if I don’t hide it from Miya. I must hide it somewhere and lie to her that the cat is coming tomorrow. I would enjoy that if it didn’t weigh like, I dunno! A TON!! It’s like the size of, I don’t know, A TRUCK!

The cat then meowed in confusion of his wrong owner he was sent to.
The cat: Mreow?

Doratix: Don’t worry. I have some gadget in my jacket that can move things this big and heavy like it’s weightless. GRAVITY GUN! Let me just press this button and move it somewhere else.
Doratix Then activated the gun and lifted him up.
Doratix: Let’s bring it and… uh… What was I supposed to do again?

Maxon: DONT YOU KNOW?!? HIDE IT FROM MIYA OR ELSE WHEN SHE GETS HOME, WE ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE.
Doratix: Oh yeah, But where should we hide it?
Maxon: BASEMENT! BOTTOM LEVEL!
Both then lifted the cat up and dragged it down the elevator to the storage area of the lowest floor of the basement. They hid him in crates to Miya dosent notice when she’s getting something. The both then went back to the 0th floor of the building.
Maxon: Nice work!
Doratix: Thanks, You are such a great sidekick!

Then, Miya finally went home. Maxon tried to lie to her that the delivery is delayed.
Maxon: Uhh.. B-bad new I think you don’t like. The delivery is delayed for tomorrow. And-
Miya: We’ll that’s sad, I hope she will be okay!

Miya went to the front desk to talk for a while while Doratix and Maxon went to floor 7, Room 103. Suddenly when the two got back upstairs, They were greeted with a not so good surprise.
The cat had surprisingly returned! Nobody knows how it got back up here.
Maxon: W- Wha- NOT AGAIN! Does he have teleporting abilities?

Doratix: It’s not a good sign, I can tell. Miya is definitely going to get mad at us.
But before the both had the chance to carry him back again, Miya the. Walked into the living room, The terror struck her.
Miya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT MY CAT!??! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
Maxon: W-Well-ll I’m not sure how-
Miya: AM I JUST DREAMING? ARE YOU PULLING ON MY TAIL RIGHT NOW? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Doratix: Oh great.
Maxon and Miya got into an argument with each other.
Miya: DID YOU PAINT HIM BLACK? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING HER?!?
Maxon: Well (sigh) listen… I DONT KNOW WE HAVENT BOUGHT HIM FOOD YET!

Miya: THEN EXPLAIN WHY SHE IS OBESE. THATS IT, IM CALLING THE DELIVERY COMPANY.
Maxon: But YOU ordered her. WE just got him 30 minutes ago..l
Miya: THEN BLAME ROMANZON, IM SUING THEM!

Doratix: You can’t sue them, Suing a Multi-Trillion-Dollar company all over an overweight cat is just plain stupid.
Maxon: I don’t even know what just happened, BUT IT JUST WENT TO US LIKE THAT.
Miya: WHAT?!???! Why does my phone say our order just messed up? HOW COULD A COMPANY-
Doratix: Oh yeah, There’s no refunds.
Miya: Thanks, You made it worse.
Suddenly, The cat got so scared she started getting a little sad.
The Cat: Mreow?  

Doratix: Guys, Stop arguing, Shes getting a little scared.
The Cat: MREOWW  
Doratix: Or depressed.
Maxon: But the poor kitty is scared, Maybe you should just chill.
Miya: I WONT UNTIL I GET MY RIGHT CAT.
Miya suddenly realized that she, Indeed, Made the cat a little scared. Miya started regretting ordering in the first place.
Maxon: She really just loves us. If we get rid of her, She will be sad.
Doratix: Can we really keep her?

Miya: No!

Maxon & Doratix: Please?
The Cat: 😢🥺

Miya: … OH MY UGGGHHHHHH FINE! BUT ONLY ONE!
The Cat: MEOOOWWW!!! NYA!

Maxon: Yes! Well at least it’s better the no cats.
Doratix: At least I have a furry friend to talk to now. Although she’s a little too chonky.
Maxon: Also I think her voice sounds weird, So, Should we call him a boy instead?

Miya: Ugh, Fine.
Doratix: What should we name her, No, Him?

Maxon: Umm… Fluffles!

Doratix:…
Miya: Mainly cause he’s floofy?

Maxon: Don’t fat shame him!

Miya: The why Fluffles?

Maxon: Because that’s the first word that appeared in my head.
Miya: Fluffles seems fitting.
Doratix: Although, The things we bought for him is way to small…
Maxon: Yeah, We should return it and maybe find a bigger variant.
Miya: I guess we got a morbidly obese cat taking up space now, I’m just gonna look for the one I actually wanted…
Maxon: So, What should we do now? I nearly avoided death?

Doratix: Men in Black? Movie Night?

Maxon: Yep, But the couch is destroyed so what now? The floor?

Doratix then stared at Fluffles and said “A Doracat’s gotta do is a DoraCats gotta do”
(15 minutes later)
Maxon and Doratix Are now sitting on the huge body that is Fluffles. Watching the film.
Miya: Fine! THAT CAT IS ALL YOURS NOW, NOT MINE! But I’m not leaving all of you guys, Okay? I still love you. Go wild with him, I guess… (whispering) I swear, If that cat is gonna be the same size as the other one I didn’t ask for, I’m gonna lose it!

Doratix: Miya is in a bad mood right now, Gee.
Maxon: Dont want to drop the cheese danish, But heard she’s getting another cat.
Doratix: WAIT REALLY??


End of Story


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