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Hey guys! How are you? Well that's lovely... BTW if you just said something... Probably best you go see a phsyciatrist or something. I'm just someone writing. Plus it will probably be more of a reason to consult them once i've told you that i'm a fox.
Yep a fox. Well really my names Foxling. Anyway, welcome to the new series! I know what you're thinking... Well no I dont i'm not a friggin phsycic, but incase you're wondering what this series is about, I have absolitely no idea. That's down to the writer, but she'll think of something. All she's told me is that im going to be joined by my cousin in this series, he's a cat. Yeah were kind of cousins sort of. She's given me a chance to do the writing and such, giving me a bit of information and a basic storyline... But rules schmules! Anyway, let's get down to the story BIATCH!

BC + DF! - Chapter 1 - Unite! - part 1

I heard water rushing from underneath me, my ears twitched and my tail flicked from side to side. Sure I wasn't afraid of water, it was the long 50 foot drop that got me freaking out.
I guess I kind of brought this on myself... It's probably best to explain what's happened to get me to this point...
Well where else to start from than the begining? Alright lets get this over with.

I was born to a fox and a human... Ok I know to you humans out there that sounds bad, but in this world, Tektopia, it really isn't. There are a lot more screwed up things in this world than a chick banging a fox. Anyhow, I was born and that happened... Don't really want to think about it to be honest.
Anyway, moving on!
I was a small fox, and my parents only saw it fit to name me Foxling. Cool name huh? I'm geting off topic, when I was young my mum died. Not of anything dramatic or a murder or anything, she was just ill. My dad decided to take care of me and raise me as his own. So took me into a small jungle at the edge of a factory that... Apparently makes bees or something i'm not too big on the details.

The only reason I know why they make bees is because I constantly see them flying around out there. My dad died a few years ago, now he was murdered, i'll get to that later. So I tend to get into predicaments I can't really get myself out of, having no parents to tell me what to do.

And that's how i've wound up here. Sort of. As I said it's complicated and I have the attention span of... Well a fox.

So where was I? Oh yeah hanging over the edge of a waterfall. So here I am, a badger pushing against my throat, when out of nowhere a burger, yes a burger, hits the dude on the head. At this point I was a little confused, and i'm sure you are too. But I took the oportunity to kick my back paws up and send the badger tumbling into the water.

"Told you not to mess with the beaver mafia, Cuz." the cat said. He was stood on two feet, throwing and catching a burger. Around his waist was a belt full of pokeballs.
"I had him right where I wanted him"
He smirked and I shook my fur of the water that had splashed up at me from the waterfall. I licked the back of my paw and ran it over my ears. "Badgers really are grumpy basterds."
"Hey watch it, Badassians my mate."
"Yeah he's fine, but he's not exactly a badger now is he?" I also stood on my hind legs
"Well in that sence you're not exactly a fox."
"And you're not exactly a cat."

Hang on, hang on. I feel like I should explain who these people are for you guys. Well the guy with the burgers is the guy I was telling you about earlier, my cousin. He's also half and half... Uh that came out wrong, don't worry he doesn't have both, I meant he's half cat and half human. You can tell because he is mostly human. The fact that he doesn't have a tail or real ears shows that.
The guy we mentioned a few moments ago? Badassian? Well his name's The Badassian Badger, he's one of our friends. He's pretty cool.
As for the beaver mafia, they're an elite group specialising in idiocy, cock sucking and arseholeyness. Yep that's now a word. They basically spend there time making other Tektopia creatures lives myseries. The four main animals of the group are basically a chicken, a cow, a sheep and a pig. They all answer to thier leader, the badge, he's a badger if you were too stupid to realise.
Anyway back to the story.

"Why are you here exactly?"
"Saving your ass cuz."
"Like I said, I had him right where I wanted him."
"On top of you? Naughty fox."
"Shut up. Why are you really here?"
"Burger delivery?"
"Very funny."
"Alright, I have buiseness in the area thats all."
"Well you can hurry up and finish your 'buiseness' and leave, this is my turf."
And I left him on his own, I guess ai hoped that one of the mafia members would come and push him into that waterfall. What? That's horrible? Yep, bingo. It's not that I hate my cousin, we just have a strange relationship.

I should probably explain this, see we've both made it our jobs to help people in Tektopia, along with any animals we can save along the way. Both of us have buiseness with the badge, so get in each others way alot. I guess after joking about it enough you start to believe that you dont need or want each other.

At the moment i'm watching the humans at thier factory. Funny. Serioisly they are very funny, sometimes I wonder if I should go over and talk to them, I am half human after all. Against a human i'd probably come up to the tallest ones shoulderbladed, which isn't bad. Although my ears and tail would probably put them off a bit. Oh well.

A twig snapped behind me and I jumped on the intruder, my hands pushing thier arms down. My tail flicked back and forth in excitement. Then I realiesed who it was.
"Jeremy!" I shouted happily.
"Foxling! can you get off me?"
"Oh yeah, sorry."

Ah Jeremey, the osolot. He was one of my corrispondents, he told me new information on the badge and his henchmen and smaller jobs that needed tending to. I guess you could call him my secretary.

I stepped off of him and leaned against the tree as he stood up and handed my a few peices of paper. "Wow, alot of work this month."
"Yeah I got them off the dirt mens computer, they didn't really notice, they keep good tabs on the mafia though." I scanned through the pages and gave Jeremy a sly face.
"I know that look, have you fount them?"
"No but I have a very good lead. I need you to go get me brandy the sheep, bring her here. Also, bring me some jack daniels?" Jeremy nodded and left.

Dont judge about the jack daniels, it doesn't effect half fox half humans... I think.

So, I now had a new job! Great, it gets boring just jumping out on unsuspecting badgers from the trees. Although the last one was quiet fun until my cousin showed up. I couldn't help but smile as I thought of the lead. It was a good solid connection with the sister of one of the main gang leaders of the mafia! Hopefully i'd be able to get them once and for all and evenge me dads death... Or something along those lines.

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Hey guys! How are you? Well that's lovely... BTW if you just said something... Probably best you go see a phsyciatrist or something. I'm just someone writing. Plus it will probably be more of a reason to consult them once i've told you that i'm a fox.
Yep a fox. Well really my names Foxling. Anyway, welcome to the new series! I know what you're thinking... Well no I dont i'm not a friggin phsycic, but incase you're wondering what this series is about, I have absolitely no idea. That's down to the writer, but she'll think of something. All she's told me is that im going to be joined by my cousin in this series, he's a cat. Yeah were kind of cousins sort of. She's given me a chance to do the writing and such, giving me a bit of information and a basic storyline... But rules schmules! Anyway, let's get down to the story BIATCH!

BC + DF! - Chapter 1 - Unite! - part 1

I heard water rushing from underneath me, my ears twitched and my tail flicked from side to side. Sure I wasn't afraid of water, it was the long 50 foot drop that got me freaking out.
I guess I kind of brought this on myself... It's probably best to explain what's happened to get me to this point...
Well where else to start from than the begining? Alright lets get this over with.

I was born to a fox and a human... Ok I know to you humans out there that sounds bad, but in this world, Tektopia, it really isn't. There are a lot more screwed up things in this world than a chick banging a fox. Anyhow, I was born and that happened... Don't really want to think about it to be honest.
Anyway, moving on!
I was a small fox, and my parents only saw it fit to name me Foxling. Cool name huh? I'm geting off topic, when I was young my mum died. Not of anything dramatic or a murder or anything, she was just ill. My dad decided to take care of me and raise me as his own. So took me into a small jungle at the edge of a factory that... Apparently makes bees or something i'm not too big on the details.

The only reason I know why they make bees is because I constantly see them flying around out there. My dad died a few years ago, now he was murdered, i'll get to that later. So I tend to get into predicaments I can't really get myself out of, having no parents to tell me what to do.

And that's how i've wound up here. Sort of. As I said it's complicated and I have the attention span of... Well a fox.

So where was I? Oh yeah hanging over the edge of a waterfall. So here I am, a badger pushing against my throat, when out of nowhere a burger, yes a burger, hits the dude on the head. At this point I was a little confused, and i'm sure you are too. But I took the oportunity to kick my back paws up and send the badger tumbling into the water.

"Told you not to mess with the beaver mafia, Cuz." the cat said. He was stood on two feet, throwing and catching a burger. Around his waist was a belt full of pokeballs.
"I had him right where I wanted him"
He smirked and I shook my fur of the water that had splashed up at me from the waterfall. I licked the back of my paw and ran it over my ears. "Badgers really are grumpy basterds."
"Hey watch it, Badassians my mate."
"Yeah he's fine, but he's not exactly a badger now is he?" I also stood on my hind legs
"Well in that sence you're not exactly a fox."
"And you're not exactly a cat."

Hang on, hang on. I feel like I should explain who these people are for you guys. Well the guy with the burgers is the guy I was telling you about earlier, my cousin. He's also half and half... Uh that came out wrong, don't worry he doesn't have both, I meant he's half cat and half human. You can tell because he is mostly human. The fact that he doesn't have a tail or real ears shows that.
The guy we mentioned a few moments ago? Badassian? Well his name's The Badassian Badger, he's one of our friends. He's pretty cool.
As for the beaver mafia, they're an elite group specialising in idiocy, cock sucking and arseholeyness. Yep that's now a word. They basically spend there time making other Tektopia creatures lives myseries. The four main animals of the group are basically a chicken, a cow, a sheep and a pig. They all answer to thier leader, the badge, he's a badger if you were too stupid to realise.
Anyway back to the story.

"Why are you here exactly?"
"Saving your ass cuz."
"Like I said, I had him right where I wanted him."
"On top of you? Naughty fox."
"Shut up. Why are you really here?"
"Burger delivery?"
"Very funny."
"Alright, I have buiseness in the area thats all."
"Well you can hurry up and finish your 'buiseness' and leave, this is my turf."
And I left him on his own, I guess ai hoped that one of the mafia members would come and push him into that waterfall. What? That's horrible? Yep, bingo. It's not that I hate my cousin, we just have a strange relationship.

I should probably explain this, see we've both made it our jobs to help people in Tektopia, along with any animals we can save along the way. Both of us have buiseness with the badge, so get in each others way alot. I guess after joking about it enough you start to believe that you dont need or want each other.

At the moment i'm watching the humans at thier factory. Funny. Serioisly they are very funny, sometimes I wonder if I should go over and talk to them, I am half human after all. Against a human i'd probably come up to the tallest ones shoulderbladed, which isn't bad. Although my ears and tail would probably put them off a bit. Oh well.

A twig snapped behind me and I jumped on the intruder, my hands pushing thier arms down. My tail flicked back and forth in excitement. Then I realiesed who it was.
"Jeremy!" I shouted happily.
"Foxling! can you get off me?"
"Oh yeah, sorry."

Ah Jeremey, the osolot. He was one of my corrispondents, he told me new information on the badge and his henchmen and smaller jobs that needed tending to. I guess you could call him my secretary.

I stepped off of him and leaned against the tree as he stood up and handed my a few peices of paper. "Wow, alot of work this month."
"Yeah I got them off the dirt mens computer, they didn't really notice, they keep good tabs on the mafia though." I scanned through the pages and gave Jeremy a sly face.
"I know that look, have you fount them?"
"No but I have a very good lead. I need you to go get me brandy the sheep, bring her here. Also, bring me some jack daniels?" Jeremy nodded and left.

Dont judge about the jack daniels, it doesn't effect half fox half humans... I think.

So, I now had a new job! Great, it gets boring just jumping out on unsuspecting badgers from the trees. Although the last one was quiet fun until my cousin showed up. I couldn't help but smile as I thought of the lead. It was a good solid connection with the sister of one of the main gang leaders of the mafia! Hopefully i'd be able to get them once and for all and evenge me dads death... Or something along those lines.