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Hey, turn off whatever tunes on and listen to this new song,
Its BlueXephos, the yogscast the goonsquad,
Whatever name you wanna call us, fine lets move on,
And clarify a few things to avoid confusion.
No need for PayPal, vouchers or a coupon,
You can see us free of charge, like a neutron,
We won't blow the roof off, but we'll put a roof on,
Both obsessed with little cubes, and im not talkin croutons.
So get your shoes shone,
To a sheen,
Put your feet upon the futon,
And us upon the screen.
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.
Ill introduce the duo to the newest youtube viewers,
Xephos is Lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is.
You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, fluctuation,
Blood sweat tears humours and the tangy taste of the runny, gooey liquid oozing form a Jaffa cake.
We've got new tips, music and animation,
so we wanna see your hips, thighs and your fanny shakin',
Rihanna's nothing in comparison to granny_bacon.
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.
Oh god, you logged on to the Yogpod,
With more devout followers than the god squad.
The seldom if there's ever been such a realm or dimension,
bringing that much traffic you can hear the sound of the engines.
Oh, and by the way, as well did I mention,
the fact that we've got more links than a Zelda convention?
You can tell there's attention, but it probably isn't sexual,
So any innuendo there's ineffectual.
But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon practically masticates,
His dream meals a stack of them upon a massive plate,
I've even seem him eat a Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake,
and after ate even more instead of after eights,
I wonder where exactly does he keep them all stashed away?
The number crunching is too massive to extrapolate!
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.
Dan Bull rapping' on behalf of the yogscast,
Swingin' harder than my diamond axe, when im choppin' logs fast,
I'm unsurpassed when it comes to rap with bombast,
So turn up the volume nob and increase the contrast!
At long last here's a rapper that's a gaming geek,
entertaining people with amazing speed,
the bigger the punch,
the bigger the swing,
the bigger the crunch,
ill pick up a thing, off the floor and start mining ore,
chi-chi-chi-ching!
Double time rap, with a bit of minecraft,
hope mojang didn't mind that.
take a hit on my track tot he ear cannel,
you'll be like, 'bleedin' 'ell!'.
one, two, can you hear me now?
Oi! Honeydew does it ring a bell?
It's been years since your ears have felt,
like this,
your Isabel,
to my Israphel.
many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me but they never will,
because evidently, they lack the skill!
AWWWWWW!!
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.

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Hey, turn off whatever tunes on and listen to this new song,
Its BlueXephos, the yogscast the goonsquad,
Whatever name you wanna call us, fine lets move on,
And clarify a few things to avoid confusion.
No need for PayPal, vouchers or a coupon,
You can see us free of charge, like a neutron,
We won't blow the roof off, but we'll put a roof on,
Both obsessed with little cubes, and im not talkin croutons.
So get your shoes shone,
To a sheen,
Put your feet upon the futon,
And us upon the screen.
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.
Ill introduce the duo to the newest youtube viewers,
Xephos is Lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is.
You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, fluctuation,
Blood sweat tears humours and the tangy taste of the runny, gooey liquid oozing form a Jaffa cake.
We've got new tips, music and animation,
so we wanna see your hips, thighs and your fanny shakin',
Rihanna's nothing in comparison to granny_bacon.
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.
Oh god, you logged on to the Yogpod,
With more devout followers than the god squad.
The seldom if there's ever been such a realm or dimension,
bringing that much traffic you can hear the sound of the engines.
Oh, and by the way, as well did I mention,
the fact that we've got more links than a Zelda convention?
You can tell there's attention, but it probably isn't sexual,
So any innuendo there's ineffectual.
But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon practically masticates,
His dream meals a stack of them upon a massive plate,
I've even seem him eat a Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake,
and after ate even more instead of after eights,
I wonder where exactly does he keep them all stashed away?
The number crunching is too massive to extrapolate!
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.
Dan Bull rapping' on behalf of the yogscast,
Swingin' harder than my diamond axe, when im choppin' logs fast,
I'm unsurpassed when it comes to rap with bombast,
So turn up the volume nob and increase the contrast!
At long last here's a rapper that's a gaming geek,
entertaining people with amazing speed,
the bigger the punch,
the bigger the swing,
the bigger the crunch,
ill pick up a thing, off the floor and start mining ore,
chi-chi-chi-ching!
Double time rap, with a bit of minecraft,
hope mojang didn't mind that.
take a hit on my track tot he ear cannel,
you'll be like, 'bleedin' 'ell!'.
one, two, can you hear me now?
Oi! Honeydew does it ring a bell?
It's been years since your ears have felt,
like this,
your Isabel,
to my Israphel.
many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me but they never will,
because evidently, they lack the skill!
AWWWWWW!!
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole,
Diggy, Diggy hole,
Im digging a hole.
Im Dan Bull and im kicking a flow,
Kicky, kicky flow,
Im kicking a flow.