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imthederpyfox — One word each - yogfic - part one
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Published: 2017-03-24 22:28:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1117; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description Once, within the incredibly stupid brain of Sjin, something devious occurred...

Nukes seemed to be cascading around Yoglabs, Xephos calmly strode through a corridor.
Underneath Honeydew, sat testificate#27, fiddling with his puppy.
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Rythian le sighed, facepalming; "whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
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"Honeydew! Seeds!" Xephos seemed pissed. Unconsciously Honeydew dreamed about  TNT and Xephos' experiments with Jaffa cakes. Hearing screams he awoke to see "MANDREW? But... I thought?" He ran after the short doggu with a stick.
Meanwhile another nuke catastrophically struck the base, hitting Ridgedog's side, melting his power. He tumbled downwards through the reactor, whacking the control and switching coolant to antimatter. *sidenote - he only wanted to mine some copper*.

Sjin exploded in his chamber of sips. Crying, Sips held his belt, spanking Sjinnys' dead corpse.
"Revenge!" He blurted out, masturbating. Spafg! "Revenge..." He clenched his thighs and flew upwards, toward Yoglabs. His nemesis's deaths shall be painful and then he would spaf one final splooge and then clean Sjin's underwear.
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Xephos finally landed his jetpack, finding the decaying corpse of the dwarf, clinging to the shovel he gave him. Singed, unrecognisable...
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The dwarf groaned. Great, he was dead. Spacker le'chuck coughed. A fellow dwarf, he was ever so slightly miffed. A torpedo had landed after passing through the dead dwarf.
He knew something was wrong with the hero's... But... They were in a different world? "I must *cough* find them" he spat, setting sail for the veil at the end of the ocean. With a gasp and a splutter Honeydew awoke within himself, he looked around. The spaceman was crying above him. He couldn't see him? "Holy shit, I'm a ghost, what the fuck?! Also... Xephos is crying? Why am I not a clone?! The fuck?!" He screamed at the spaceman, but no response. 'I'm gonna go posses people and shit.' As the thought ran through his mind he tried to posses his corpse, stupidly failing and giving up on the idea straight away.
He watched as the spaceman stood, wiped his tears and swore revenge. Sips and Sjin. He knew it. He began to walk, and the dwarf followed. This was the Xephos he knew, not taking any shit from nobody.
"Yeah! You go buddy! Beat them dirt lovin' freaks up!" Honeydew yelled, following closely. It was strange to not get an answer, but something he'd grown accustomed to since working at Yoglabs.
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imthederpyfox In reply to ??? [2017-03-25 10:27:38 +0000 UTC]

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 10:33:14 +0000 UTC]

So hows life going? 

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 12:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Alright I guess, bit stressful aha

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 12:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Life is pretty much always a bit stressful though isn't it?    

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 13:01:57 +0000 UTC]

Yh but uni is really taking it over the top aha

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 13:10:13 +0000 UTC]

So anything interesting going on for you, except uni stress?

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 13:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Not really aha, guess my life is pretty boring from an outside perspective at the moment

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 13:56:15 +0000 UTC]

Aha, I, on the other hand, am extremely bored... 

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 13:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, if you want we could do the next part of jump roleplay? I know we have done it in a while and I still need to write up the last part but up to you

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 13:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah sure, I got nothing important to do so.

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 14:18:54 +0000 UTC]

Fair, so

*you're both wondering round a futuristic museum, looking at the artifacts*

Exza - well, technically, that's not how that went down. And I did NOT do it like that! God these museums always get things wrong. Historians am I right? *looks to you*

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 14:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Yeah right, but they don't have a tardis which they could use
to check out how it actually was and went down. *stares back at you* 
 

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 14:54:21 +0000 UTC]

Exza - trueeee, but still. They should check the facts, why do you think I flunked history? They always lie in the text books! *looks into one of the caskets* oooo, cool remote thingy.

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 14:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - *sigh* You have such a small attention span sometimes *chuckles*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 15:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Exza - keeps things interesting *smiles* right, what do you wanna see next?

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 15:38:55 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Hmmm... Something historical maybe?

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 15:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Exza - well, there is a dinosaur exhibit downstairs *smirks* I love dinosaurs

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 15:42:46 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Dinosaurs never gets old,so lead on!

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 15:53:52 +0000 UTC]

Exza - yay! *rushes through, getting told off by one of the guards as she runs past*

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:01:31 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - We're going to get thrown out of this place before we can do much at
this pace! *said she more to herself than to anyone as she runs after Exza*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 16:16:05 +0000 UTC]

Exza - *skids to a halt in the bottom floor, looking at the dinosaurs* shaweet!

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - *stumbles barely to a stop before nearly crashing into Exza* 
Phew! That was close. And which majestic kind of dinosaurs do we got here then? 

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 16:26:08 +0000 UTC]

Exza - this my friend, is a diplodocus

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:29:31 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - A herbivore right?

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 16:30:36 +0000 UTC]

Exz a- yep, one of the biggest land dinosaurs

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Impressive 

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 16:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Exza - yep. Ooo! Check out the dodos! *rushes off* I love dodos!

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Dodos are such grumpy looking birds, but just as cute at the same time *smiles* 

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 16:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Exza - dodos are sweet, I wish I had one as a pet. In fact I would have if that terrabird didn't grab it... Anyway! *rushes off to another exhibit*

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - There was the attention span gone again *sighs and rushes after Exza*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 16:42:31 +0000 UTC]

Exza - smiladon! Aka, saber tooth cat. Isn't it awesome

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 16:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - I wouldn't say awesome per say,
more along the lines of dangerous if it were to be alive.

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Exza - well, true. You have no idea how scary it was running away from one...

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Well there you got a story to tell me sometime,
so what do you think is the most dang rose thing they got here?

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Exza - theirs too many to list *smirks* but... I could show you some of the cuter ones! Come on! *rushes off back towards the TARDIS*

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Just don't land us mistakenly in a nest full of carnivorous dinosaurs,
I would like to keep my head *smirks*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:17:48 +0000 UTC]

Exza - come on! I'm not that bad! *shouts from door of TARDIS* now come on, we got some Dino's to see!

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:20:23 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Yeah, yeah  I'm coming *walks into the TARDIS*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Exza - *runs around clicking butons and flicking switches* right, Jarassic? Plaicene? Critacious? How about all?

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:24:18 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - What about going to the one with least carnivores?

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Exza - ah well, there's a great place I know where we can see ALL dinosaurs. Generally from a safe distance!

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:33:26 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Oh, interesting that's the best of all threes! Let's head there!

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:41:01 +0000 UTC]

Exza- all dinosaur eras in one! Perfect! *slams big buton down*

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - Yes the most pefect we could hope for *smiles*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 17:50:39 +0000 UTC]

*the TARDIS springs to life and you find yourself going through the time loop again*
Exza - right, were here!

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 17:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - *sprints to the TARDIS door opening it and seeing..*

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 18:08:47 +0000 UTC]

It's a large futuristic building, big bright lights line the ceilings. Looks closed

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-25 18:12:22 +0000 UTC]

Puuta - *steps out of the TARDIS* Um Exza? Are you sure it's fine for us to be here?

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imthederpyfox In reply to puuta99 [2017-03-25 20:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Exza - don't worry, they'll be opening soon we can just say we were in the tour group. But first, let's look around and see what we can see! *jumps out of TARDIS and looks around*

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puuta99 In reply to imthederpyfox [2017-03-28 06:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Puuta- Okay! *she looks around till she stumbles upon a closed door* I wonder where this leads?

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