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This is a random fanfic about the yogs that me and my mate made in a very sleepy bus journey... All ruder parts were orchestrated by him, I just sorta added random bits, mainly the funny bits... Enjoy?

Road trip.

Me, Exza. I am in a car with my friends at the start of this story. A camper van to be more specific, heading down route 59? Or wherever it is, like Utah or something. Middle of the dessert, nothing around for miles, and something happens and we stop? Alex Parvis is at the door, clad in only his underwear and bandana, trying to hitchhike. We sorta look a bit confused at this point and notice another camper van not too far away, on fire. Stood outside is area 11. Casually watching it burn.
We get out of the camper van and see that Turps, is nailed to a cactus. Like stuck to it from the spikes. So we look around and we spot Duncan kneeling on he ground screaming "whyyyyyy?" Continuously into the air with Kim stood next to him, giggling away.
We notice Sjin running around in circles, panicking. Sips is sorta just watching him.
Lewis and Simon are there, can't remember exactly what they were doing at this point, probably broken with the lack of technology. Angor (yogscast tom) is attempting to phone someone, and rushes off. Soon after coming back with a fancy GTA style sports car.
Sam is sat on the floor with his legs crossed, attempting to set up a live stream.
Zoey and Fi are there. Zoey is fangirling at the cactuses. Zoey says they're adorable. Fi says she's adorable. They kiss. (This is the part my friend said, he loves the fizone fan stuff) and they jump into the only bush for miles, and pretty soon bras fly out.
Simon picks up one of the bras, and starts chasing Lewis with it. Lewis is running away.
Martyn runs up to us and starts yelling - high in cactus juice- Hello everybody! I'm inthelittlewood aka martyn! Aka inthelittlewood etc etc.
Hannah is sorta just stood there generally unimpressed with everyone.
Rythian is just randomly digging a little hole, progressively getting more annoyed at Sjin as his running around fills in the tiny hole he's been digging for hours. In he end he gets so annoyed that he starts chasing him round.
Hat films have taken over looking after the car. Sips goes over and asks how it's going.
They respond with 'I think it's broken.' 'Let's wait for the fire to die off before we make any firm decisions though.' While drinking beer. Ross then decides it'd be a good idea to throw booze onto the fire. In which case it goes up in flames even more. They proceed to blame him telling him to eat shit while he's shouting 'it's not me!' At them.
We offer Martyn a bottle of water, he downs it, then fills it with sand and goes around after people with it. He whacks Lewis round the head at which point Lewis' face falls into the bra Simon's holding. Martyn then fills the bottle up with cactus juice-, and starts offering it to people. Pretty soon everyone's high on cactus juice- other than hatfilms, who at this point have pulled out deck chairs and put on shades, still drinking beer while they get a tan in the fires from the campervan.
Nilesy turns up with Lindon sat upon his head. And he magics a pool into existence, at which point the very angry Rythian chasing Sjin, falls into the water. With Sjin just stood on the edge, completely dry.
Nilesy starts making everyone fall into water. Turps is sat down with his legs in the water, still stuck with his too half. To a cactus.
Sjin starts laughing as Rythian gets out the pool and continues to chase him. Sjin then trips, falling into Turps, but Rythian also falls on. And they're all stuck to the cactus.
Toby is stood there in his grey hoody just watching Martyn run around all crazy.
Simon decides he's gonna troll Lewis and pushed him into one of the cactuses. Pretty soon most people are stuck to cactuses, rolling around like a giant catamari dimasi.
Somehow most people get unstuck, can't fully remember what happens after that or WHY it happens.
We will probably continue then next time we see each other as it's sorta become a meme between us both now...

Anyway, thanks? I think? Haha

See you guys later.

Description
This is a random fanfic about the yogs that me and my mate made in a very sleepy bus journey... All ruder parts were orchestrated by him, I just sorta added random bits, mainly the funny bits... Enjoy?

Road trip.

Me, Exza. I am in a car with my friends at the start of this story. A camper van to be more specific, heading down route 59? Or wherever it is, like Utah or something. Middle of the dessert, nothing around for miles, and something happens and we stop? Alex Parvis is at the door, clad in only his underwear and bandana, trying to hitchhike. We sorta look a bit confused at this point and notice another camper van not too far away, on fire. Stood outside is area 11. Casually watching it burn.
We get out of the camper van and see that Turps, is nailed to a cactus. Like stuck to it from the spikes. So we look around and we spot Duncan kneeling on he ground screaming "whyyyyyy?" Continuously into the air with Kim stood next to him, giggling away.
We notice Sjin running around in circles, panicking. Sips is sorta just watching him.
Lewis and Simon are there, can't remember exactly what they were doing at this point, probably broken with the lack of technology. Angor (yogscast tom) is attempting to phone someone, and rushes off. Soon after coming back with a fancy GTA style sports car.
Sam is sat on the floor with his legs crossed, attempting to set up a live stream.
Zoey and Fi are there. Zoey is fangirling at the cactuses. Zoey says they're adorable. Fi says she's adorable. They kiss. (This is the part my friend said, he loves the fizone fan stuff) and they jump into the only bush for miles, and pretty soon bras fly out.
Simon picks up one of the bras, and starts chasing Lewis with it. Lewis is running away.
Martyn runs up to us and starts yelling - high in cactus juice- Hello everybody! I'm inthelittlewood aka martyn! Aka inthelittlewood etc etc.
Hannah is sorta just stood there generally unimpressed with everyone.
Rythian is just randomly digging a little hole, progressively getting more annoyed at Sjin as his running around fills in the tiny hole he's been digging for hours. In he end he gets so annoyed that he starts chasing him round.
Hat films have taken over looking after the car. Sips goes over and asks how it's going.
They respond with 'I think it's broken.' 'Let's wait for the fire to die off before we make any firm decisions though.' While drinking beer. Ross then decides it'd be a good idea to throw booze onto the fire. In which case it goes up in flames even more. They proceed to blame him telling him to eat shit while he's shouting 'it's not me!' At them.
We offer Martyn a bottle of water, he downs it, then fills it with sand and goes around after people with it. He whacks Lewis round the head at which point Lewis' face falls into the bra Simon's holding. Martyn then fills the bottle up with cactus juice-, and starts offering it to people. Pretty soon everyone's high on cactus juice- other than hatfilms, who at this point have pulled out deck chairs and put on shades, still drinking beer while they get a tan in the fires from the campervan.
Nilesy turns up with Lindon sat upon his head. And he magics a pool into existence, at which point the very angry Rythian chasing Sjin, falls into the water. With Sjin just stood on the edge, completely dry.
Nilesy starts making everyone fall into water. Turps is sat down with his legs in the water, still stuck with his too half. To a cactus.
Sjin starts laughing as Rythian gets out the pool and continues to chase him. Sjin then trips, falling into Turps, but Rythian also falls on. And they're all stuck to the cactus.
Toby is stood there in his grey hoody just watching Martyn run around all crazy.
Simon decides he's gonna troll Lewis and pushed him into one of the cactuses. Pretty soon most people are stuck to cactuses, rolling around like a giant catamari dimasi.
Somehow most people get unstuck, can't fully remember what happens after that or WHY it happens.
We will probably continue then next time we see each other as it's sorta become a meme between us both now...

Anyway, thanks? I think? Haha

See you guys later.