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imthederpyfox — Yogfic, TROTR, part 1 - dinner party [NSFW]
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"I guess I should just get it over with." Ridge sighed to himself as he tucked his neckerchief into his golden waistcoat. He looked devilishly handsome as ever, even if it was just a tea-party he wanted to look his best. He yawned as he flew towards the Jaffa factory, having filled upon fuel before he left. He was so tired, why wasn't he sleeping? He sighed again as he came into view of the sky-breaking marble building and massive dwarven face on the front. Though that wasn't the scariest thing on the building the massive Jimmy Cavil/Santa Claus that stood on top of the structure with 'HO' written on its shirt was terrifieng but very amusing at the same time.


But the sight he sighed at was the group of friends, setting up a very long mahogany table, Sjin had to have provided it for them. He shook his head as he watched Xephos yelling at Honeydew for dropping a very expensive china plate. Flying down he noticed how on edge the spaceman was, but deduced it to stress of having all of the sectors of Tektopia to cater for, the added weight on his shoulders of the ginger bearded dwarf who couldn't take anything seriously and was very clumsy. 

Ridge kind of admired him for his ability to look at things in a childlike manner, but still it was one of the dwarfs downfalls, especially in the survival games. 


He landed behind the spaceman and cleared his throat... bad idea, the edgy brunette jumped on the spot and whacked him round the nose. Ridge stepped back, clutching his nose and refraining from hitting the spaceman back.

"Oh my god Ridge I'm so sorry!" he apologised but the reaper shook his head and gave a curt smile.

"It's fine Xeph, really, it'll heal in a few seconds, good as new." he said and gave a horse laugh. The spaceman half smiled at the fancy man before turning to Lalna, who stood holding a half exploded teapot. The spaceman put his hand to his forehead and half covered his eyes while looking up to the sky and groaning in dismay. 


"What the nether?! I said to put it on the normal stove and NOT on your new experimental 'fire blast'!" he half shouted at the confused scientist. Lalna rearranged the goggles on top of his unruly blonde hair before observing the burnt yellow teapot. Honeydew turned around and gasped before looking very angry "My teapot!" he shouted at the scientist and Ridge felt sorry for the spaceman who was now trying to break up a cat fight between the dwarf and scientist. 

"Fella's come on." the reaper said to the men who were slapping each other with their hands while Xephos walked away, he'd obviously decided that it was better for him to work alone than waste time with the other two.


Xevphera walked out of the Jaffa caf'e shortly followed by Xephos. Oh shit was about to go down! Ridge watched quiet amused as the elf told the two to brake it up before she got involved. The two had responded like children, they each said 'well he started it!' and she raised an eyebrow to the both of them "Your grown men! You stop braking things, Xephos is under a lot of stress and you're not helping! And you! Grow up its a fucking teapot! Just get yourself another, and get some balls while you're at it!" with that she walked towards the table and dished out some jaffa's onto the china plates that were layed out.


Ridge was impressed, after that the group had begun working (or in Honeydew and Lalna's case given a minutes break before washing dome forks and knifes etc.) and in less than a half hour the table was set up and the guests had arrived and taken their seats. Ridge was given a seat at one end of the table much to his delight, across from him and a very long way down was Xephos himself, on either side of him was Honeydew and Xevphera, next to Xevphera was Lalna (not being allowed to sit next to the dwarf) and next to him was Lomadia, his 'adopted' sister. Next to Honeydew was Zoeya, Rythian and Teep sat besides her. Next to Lomadia was Toby, Martyn sitting next to him. Area 11 sat on the four seats inbetween Martyn and the reaper himself. Sips and Sjin sat next to the Rythian and next to them was Benjii and Strippin. By that point they had to bring out another table as more guests arrived.


The new layout was the same as before expect inbetween area 11 and Ridge it was Ravs, Zyluss and Minty. On the other side next to the rail bros. was Nilesy and Panda... Notch Christ no wonder the spaceman was under a lot of stress, only having the elfling to help set things up properly and keep the dwarf and scientist in check.

He felt bad for the two, and almost worse for what was to come next at the end of the tea party...



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Comments: 18

bigcatkittycat [2014-07-12 21:24:59 +0000 UTC]

If i was xephos an I was sitting at the table and something happened I would just whack y head against the table and keoe it like that for a while

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-12 21:26:01 +0000 UTC]

I need to reread this price, but yeah? Sure...

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-12 22:08:58 +0000 UTC]

ok

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-12 22:12:48 +0000 UTC]

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-12 22:14:29 +0000 UTC]

what happened to "into the void"???

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-12 22:18:01 +0000 UTC]

Its a work in progress

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-12 22:22:59 +0000 UTC]

okay

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-12 22:38:40 +0000 UTC]

With no progress

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-12 22:44:27 +0000 UTC]

XD a long as it will be continued then ok

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-12 23:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Technically I didn't start it

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-13 09:56:43 +0000 UTC]

ok...

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-13 10:11:59 +0000 UTC]

...

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-13 10:20:24 +0000 UTC]

im bored

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-13 10:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Same

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-13 10:39:15 +0000 UTC]

*le sigh*

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-13 11:32:03 +0000 UTC]

...

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bigcatkittycat In reply to imthederpyfox [2014-07-13 19:18:30 +0000 UTC]

.........

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imthederpyfox In reply to bigcatkittycat [2014-07-13 19:25:57 +0000 UTC]

.

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