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This is the first on many versions of Yogscats, so yeah... There will be others.

Exza ~

Honeydew heard the explosion all the way from the Jaffa factory. Whatever Lalna and Xephos had been doing at his castle sure was loud. He sighed, and even though he had told them he wasn't going to come round while they played mad scientist, he decided that he should, just in case anyone was injured.

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"Lalna, this is a beauty!" Xephos stated, giving a smile as he stood back from the machine, a wrench in his hand.

"I know! This matter electrolophic enhancer will be perfect for genetically modifying plants and animals!" The scientist answered, handing the spaceman a cup of tea and sipping some from his own.

"Awesome..."

"And then I can-"

"For the last time, you're NOT making Clucky into a giant chicken!" Xephos said, watching the scientist pout like a little kid. "Fine." He said back, folding his arms grumpily. The spaceman rolled his eyes and went back to work.

"You did find where that screw went right?" Lalna asked, his back to the spaceman as he looked through his blueprints.

The spaceman in turn looked down to the screw that was in his hand, he couldn't find where the scientist wanted him to put it, so he simply placed it into his pocket. "Yep. Were almost set to go." He said, after all, one screw couldn't do any harm. Right? Besides, for the life of him he couldn't figure out where it went. He was sure it wouldn't turn around to bite him in the ass. "What are we testing it on?" He asked over his shoulder.

"I nicked Nilesy's kitten."

"You what?!"

"Don't worry, the effects are reversible." The scientist said, pulling a small kitten from a cardboard box. The spaceman raised an eyebrow, in the other world, he had been allergic to the creatures, so in this one he attempted to steer clear of them.

"Just don't bring it near me..."

"Its a boy Xeph." Lalna said, walking round to the front of the machine. "Not an it."

"Whatever... I just... Don't wanna take any chances." The spaceman said, tightening the last screw with his wrench. He looked over the machine to the scientist who stood with the kitten in his hands, a pout on his face.

"But he wants to be your friend!" He said, his voice matching his expression.

The spaceman looked at the kitten, leaning over the machine as he did so. The kitten raised a paw and placed the pad on the spaceman's nose. He gave a small, worried chuckle and a little smile. He was OK! He wasn't sneezing and his eyes weren't watering, great! He wasn't allergic to them. Well, that was some good news. But, as he looked to the scientist he could feel a sneeze coming, and before he could do anything he let out a loud sneeze. The jolt of which knocked the screw from his pocket, which fell into one of the crevices of the machine without him noticing. He stood back up, wiping his nose and groaning in annoyance.

"Like I said, keep that thing away from me..." He said and turned to look at the blueprints. "Right, well, that should be it." He said and turned back to the scientist. "So, you stand there with the thing and I'll point the laser at it."

"I'm not sure I should trust you to do that..." The scientist said.

"Lalna, I'm not going to kill it. This was your idea, so take it like a man."

The scientist signed and held the kitten up, its eyes were full of wonder as it looked to the big machine in front of it.

"So what setting do I want it on?"

"Growth and development." The scientist stated. Xephos looked down at a turning switch and twisted it so that it was in that setting, and put his hands around the joystick like handles on either side of the machine.

"Alright." He said. "Good to go. There's a countdown on the screen... Ten, nine... Eight... Seven..."

As he counted down, he couldn't help but smell a strange burning metal smell... He debated whether to shut the machine down but pushed his worry to the back of his mind, like his dwarven friend had told him, he worried way too much.

"Six... Five..."

A small beam etched itself around the feline as he continued to count down, and the kitten pawed at the front of the machine. It was cute, but to him, deadly.

"Four..."

He sneezed again, accidentally knocking the switch from 'growth and development' to 'matter reconfiguration and exchange.' He didn't notice this, and grabbed the joysticks once again.

"Three..."

At that point the shape of the cat had been encoded onto the screen. But at that point, the screw shot from the machine, red hot from the heat, and flung across the room, bouncing off the walls.

"Ahhhh!" He yelled, ducking to avoid being hit by it as steam began to rise from the machine.

"Xephos keep it steady!" The scientist yelled, but quickly decided to pull the kitten away and hide in the corner as screw continued to fly around. The spaceman ran round the machine, scared of getting hit by it. He knew he had had reason to worry! The scientist watched as he stepped out in front of the machine. "Oh no... Xephos duck!" He yelled, but it was too late. The spaceman looked at the machine, the laser pointing square to his chest, blowing him back across the room and into the wall with a mighty thud. As the scientist went to stand up, the machine exploded and he passed out as the ceiling broke into piece of rubble that fell onto them.

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The dwarf hadn't taken long to get there, and as he noticed the smoke rising from the window of one of the scientists towers, he pushed forwards, his hand glider swooping him down to the castle. He jumped into, using his jetpack. He coughed on the smoke that was engulfing the room and wafted it from his face. He turned his jetpack up to full, blowing the smoke out of the window and making the air breathable again.

Upon doing this he noticed the scientist pressed against the wall, unconscious. He rushed over, and heard a 'mew' sound. Looking to the left of the scientist he saw a kitten, Nilesy's kitten, sat underneath the ruined machine, presumably what the two had been working on. He smiled.

"Hey there little guy..." He said, but watched as the kitten ran past him and out the small crack in the door. The dwarf sighed and turned his attention back to the scientist, slapping his cheek to bring him back around.

"Wh... What..." The scientist said, looking around. "Xe- Xephos! Where is he?! Is he alright?! I don't know what the laser would have done to him!" He yelled.

"Calm down Lalna! Where was he when you last saw him?"

The dwarf followed the scientists hand as he pointed to the pile of rubble to the side of the room.

"Oh shit..." He said, and made his way over to the rubble, beginning to shift it out of the way in search for his friend.

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The room was full of smoke, filling his lungs and making his eyes water. He couldn't move, he could just blink. Something was crushing into his back, causing his pain. His entire body was trapped, and though he felt claustrophobic and like he needed to get himself out, he just couldn't muster up the energy to do so.

He just lay there, crushed, as he began to loose feeling in his limbs. He gasped in pain and then, something strange started to happen...

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The dwarf shifted a large piece of rubble and raised an eyebrow at what he saw next. Hiding in the smallest cubby hole he had ever seen was the smallest kitten he had ever seen.

It was curled up, whining to itself, crying out for someone to help.

"Oh... My... God..." Lalna said, walking next to the dwarf and steadying himself by putting hand on the dwarfs shoulder. "Its him..." He stated.

The dwarf cast a confused look from him to the tiny kitten and gasped.

The kitten was looking up at them with big blue eyes that glowed and shone up at them. Its fur was black, with brunette tufts on the top of its head, blonde bands around the top of its paws, red fur going down its back and a thin tail that was tipped with brunette. The dwarf felt his jaw drop.

"N...no! How the fuck?!" Honeydew said, leaning down and going to pick the kitten up.

"I don't know..."

The kitten was the smallest either of them had seen, if it would have let Honeydew pick it up he would have sat nicely in the dwarfs palm. But, instead it backed itself away, stumbling on its new padded paws as it tried to get used to the way of walking. It stared up at the two, winning to itself in fear.

"Xeph..." The dwarf said. The kitten looked to him. It understood him... "X...Xephos?" The dwarf said. And the kitten blinked, showing that he understood. "Oh my god... This can't be happening! Can it?!" Honeydew asked, looking to Lalna, who simply shrugged. "But how?!" He asked, walking over to the kitten turned spaceman and picking him up, cradling his tiny frame in his arms. He was so small the dwarf was scared he would crush him as he trembled in his arms.
"I blame Nilesy." Lalna said.

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This is the first on many versions of Yogscats, so yeah... There will be others.

Exza ~

Honeydew heard the explosion all the way from the Jaffa factory. Whatever Lalna and Xephos had been doing at his castle sure was loud. He sighed, and even though he had told them he wasn't going to come round while they played mad scientist, he decided that he should, just in case anyone was injured.

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"Lalna, this is a beauty!" Xephos stated, giving a smile as he stood back from the machine, a wrench in his hand.

"I know! This matter electrolophic enhancer will be perfect for genetically modifying plants and animals!" The scientist answered, handing the spaceman a cup of tea and sipping some from his own.

"Awesome..."

"And then I can-"

"For the last time, you're NOT making Clucky into a giant chicken!" Xephos said, watching the scientist pout like a little kid. "Fine." He said back, folding his arms grumpily. The spaceman rolled his eyes and went back to work.

"You did find where that screw went right?" Lalna asked, his back to the spaceman as he looked through his blueprints.

The spaceman in turn looked down to the screw that was in his hand, he couldn't find where the scientist wanted him to put it, so he simply placed it into his pocket. "Yep. Were almost set to go." He said, after all, one screw couldn't do any harm. Right? Besides, for the life of him he couldn't figure out where it went. He was sure it wouldn't turn around to bite him in the ass. "What are we testing it on?" He asked over his shoulder.

"I nicked Nilesy's kitten."

"You what?!"

"Don't worry, the effects are reversible." The scientist said, pulling a small kitten from a cardboard box. The spaceman raised an eyebrow, in the other world, he had been allergic to the creatures, so in this one he attempted to steer clear of them.

"Just don't bring it near me..."

"Its a boy Xeph." Lalna said, walking round to the front of the machine. "Not an it."

"Whatever... I just... Don't wanna take any chances." The spaceman said, tightening the last screw with his wrench. He looked over the machine to the scientist who stood with the kitten in his hands, a pout on his face.

"But he wants to be your friend!" He said, his voice matching his expression.

The spaceman looked at the kitten, leaning over the machine as he did so. The kitten raised a paw and placed the pad on the spaceman's nose. He gave a small, worried chuckle and a little smile. He was OK! He wasn't sneezing and his eyes weren't watering, great! He wasn't allergic to them. Well, that was some good news. But, as he looked to the scientist he could feel a sneeze coming, and before he could do anything he let out a loud sneeze. The jolt of which knocked the screw from his pocket, which fell into one of the crevices of the machine without him noticing. He stood back up, wiping his nose and groaning in annoyance.

"Like I said, keep that thing away from me..." He said and turned to look at the blueprints. "Right, well, that should be it." He said and turned back to the scientist. "So, you stand there with the thing and I'll point the laser at it."

"I'm not sure I should trust you to do that..." The scientist said.

"Lalna, I'm not going to kill it. This was your idea, so take it like a man."

The scientist signed and held the kitten up, its eyes were full of wonder as it looked to the big machine in front of it.

"So what setting do I want it on?"

"Growth and development." The scientist stated. Xephos looked down at a turning switch and twisted it so that it was in that setting, and put his hands around the joystick like handles on either side of the machine.

"Alright." He said. "Good to go. There's a countdown on the screen... Ten, nine... Eight... Seven..."

As he counted down, he couldn't help but smell a strange burning metal smell... He debated whether to shut the machine down but pushed his worry to the back of his mind, like his dwarven friend had told him, he worried way too much.

"Six... Five..."

A small beam etched itself around the feline as he continued to count down, and the kitten pawed at the front of the machine. It was cute, but to him, deadly.

"Four..."

He sneezed again, accidentally knocking the switch from 'growth and development' to 'matter reconfiguration and exchange.' He didn't notice this, and grabbed the joysticks once again.

"Three..."

At that point the shape of the cat had been encoded onto the screen. But at that point, the screw shot from the machine, red hot from the heat, and flung across the room, bouncing off the walls.

"Ahhhh!" He yelled, ducking to avoid being hit by it as steam began to rise from the machine.

"Xephos keep it steady!" The scientist yelled, but quickly decided to pull the kitten away and hide in the corner as screw continued to fly around. The spaceman ran round the machine, scared of getting hit by it. He knew he had had reason to worry! The scientist watched as he stepped out in front of the machine. "Oh no... Xephos duck!" He yelled, but it was too late. The spaceman looked at the machine, the laser pointing square to his chest, blowing him back across the room and into the wall with a mighty thud. As the scientist went to stand up, the machine exploded and he passed out as the ceiling broke into piece of rubble that fell onto them.

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The dwarf hadn't taken long to get there, and as he noticed the smoke rising from the window of one of the scientists towers, he pushed forwards, his hand glider swooping him down to the castle. He jumped into, using his jetpack. He coughed on the smoke that was engulfing the room and wafted it from his face. He turned his jetpack up to full, blowing the smoke out of the window and making the air breathable again.

Upon doing this he noticed the scientist pressed against the wall, unconscious. He rushed over, and heard a 'mew' sound. Looking to the left of the scientist he saw a kitten, Nilesy's kitten, sat underneath the ruined machine, presumably what the two had been working on. He smiled.

"Hey there little guy..." He said, but watched as the kitten ran past him and out the small crack in the door. The dwarf sighed and turned his attention back to the scientist, slapping his cheek to bring him back around.

"Wh... What..." The scientist said, looking around. "Xe- Xephos! Where is he?! Is he alright?! I don't know what the laser would have done to him!" He yelled.

"Calm down Lalna! Where was he when you last saw him?"

The dwarf followed the scientists hand as he pointed to the pile of rubble to the side of the room.

"Oh shit..." He said, and made his way over to the rubble, beginning to shift it out of the way in search for his friend.

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The room was full of smoke, filling his lungs and making his eyes water. He couldn't move, he could just blink. Something was crushing into his back, causing his pain. His entire body was trapped, and though he felt claustrophobic and like he needed to get himself out, he just couldn't muster up the energy to do so.

He just lay there, crushed, as he began to loose feeling in his limbs. He gasped in pain and then, something strange started to happen...

------------

The dwarf shifted a large piece of rubble and raised an eyebrow at what he saw next. Hiding in the smallest cubby hole he had ever seen was the smallest kitten he had ever seen.

It was curled up, whining to itself, crying out for someone to help.

"Oh... My... God..." Lalna said, walking next to the dwarf and steadying himself by putting hand on the dwarfs shoulder. "Its him..." He stated.

The dwarf cast a confused look from him to the tiny kitten and gasped.

The kitten was looking up at them with big blue eyes that glowed and shone up at them. Its fur was black, with brunette tufts on the top of its head, blonde bands around the top of its paws, red fur going down its back and a thin tail that was tipped with brunette. The dwarf felt his jaw drop.

"N...no! How the fuck?!" Honeydew said, leaning down and going to pick the kitten up.

"I don't know..."

The kitten was the smallest either of them had seen, if it would have let Honeydew pick it up he would have sat nicely in the dwarfs palm. But, instead it backed itself away, stumbling on its new padded paws as it tried to get used to the way of walking. It stared up at the two, winning to itself in fear.

"Xeph..." The dwarf said. The kitten looked to him. It understood him... "X...Xephos?" The dwarf said. And the kitten blinked, showing that he understood. "Oh my god... This can't be happening! Can it?!" Honeydew asked, looking to Lalna, who simply shrugged. "But how?!" He asked, walking over to the kitten turned spaceman and picking him up, cradling his tiny frame in his arms. He was so small the dwarf was scared he would crush him as he trembled in his arms.
"I blame Nilesy." Lalna said.