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Published: 2005-12-04 20:26:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1551; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 66
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This idea came while watching Balto with my younger brother. I mean, I know it's for kids and what not, but cartoons must be hell on a guys sex life. They're all turned into ken dolls! This would be my reaction to waking up one day a toon, only to find that I was no longer packin'.... seconds later you'd find me in a coma.By no means was I trying to come back from my absense with 'great' art. Just a joke... and a to change the view of my homepage.
Gutz = me. But only copyrighted enough that you could very well be tracked down and kneecapped for stealing 'im. Make up your own damn green and black wolf, fuckers! Better yet... get original and don't.
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But if a Pokemon or Digimon were anitomically correx...... wouldn't that slide it into the porn crap you speak of?
I can't think of how lil monster things could be showing their gear, and not get into trouble with it.
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Yep...that's the problem, and why it'll never happen. There are so many sickos in this world that would twist it into some massive porno, probably even further than the stuff on Furaffinity.
Oh, and I didn't mean they'd be showing pink parts or anything like that...just sheaths and stuff. Pink parts would REALLY set off the parents...
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I dunno, I saw some anime with raccoons "Pom poko" might have been the name.... anywhatever. My little brother rented it. So all these raccoons run around using their balls as weapons and what not. And it was a kids cartoon. So they might not be so distraught. ya never know.
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Yeah, I know that movie! They arn't racoons(Although it got translated as that in the English version)
The creatures in the movie are actually called Tanuki, it's a real animal that lives in Japan, and are often called "Racoon-dogs". Anyway, it's kinda weird, but the Japanese have some sort of tradition where if you draw a Tanuki, you gotta draw balls on it. Just Wiki it, it can probably explain better than I can.
But anyway, that's why they've all got balls, it's just part of a tradition. Kinda surprised it even made it to the states, most movies rooted that deeply in Japanese culture usually dont.
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omg had a good laugh with this one 
soo funny that i will favie it
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Oh wow. Thanks for that.
And I guess that was the reaction I was looking for when drawing it, so. The opperation was a success!
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It sure was xD
and i love the black-green char to though
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The expression alone, is to die for. That poor felllow. I'm not even packing a peice, and I would probably do the very same thing, in his place!
Very nice anatomy elsewhere here ^^
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'Tiz my only true nightmare... that and total paralysis. If either were to happen, I would wish for death on such a level that I'd search out the most deadliest creature on the face of the planet... The rabbit of Caerbannog!
... and such.
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HAHAHA 
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Hilarious and tragic... all at the same time.
But I'm glad you liked it, and thanks for the Fav.
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The animators are to blame! There's not enough realism in the cartoons.
Why, if people like... me were in charge, kids could turn to toons to learn about the birds and the bees. O_o... And sex, too.
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lol! very amuzing...love that expression! awesome char design too
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Thankz, that means a lot comin' from an artist like you.
Glad you liked it all.
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whoa lookin at your arm markings. ours are like basicly identical. wtf. lmao i thought mine were unique. lol well still awesome.
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Damn... you were right. I found some pics in your gallery, the markings are pretty close. Nice color choice, too. ^ ,^
That's like 4 of us I've found. At least you were unique enough to have a Dobie, instead of a wolf/husky type.
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lol yes colors are awesome. haha yeh i know of gasified. she changed hers nto too long ago. she used to be a white nad grey huskie. :B but shes kewl. yeh dobies are teh awesome.
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Why thankie. But the best part about a Gutz... is the attitude. The colors just go along with the personality. And I do agree, Gasified is sweet.
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hey do you have messanger?
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Once the picture fully loaded I stared at the monitor laughing. Anyway glad to see your bak to posting your art.
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Hey, there IS a scene where Steele has balls XD Its when he's sidling up to Jenna. I drew it in pencil a few years ago (good practice) XD
Hotballz. <3
~~Huskie
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Wait, seriously??? I looked everywhere and I can't find anything on it...
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;3 Your attention to detail is astounding. You could be the next great Furlock Holmes. And now I must look for that scene. XP I may be as straight as an arrow, but I still luff ballz.
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Oh shit! That freakin rocks, what a nightmare for a guy to wake up to. Yeah, I'd prabably load my 16 gauge and take a good look down the choke. :-P awasomeness man! I like your method of drawing, its very original, and the expression just made me laugh my as$ off. 
As for art theives, yeah, they suck donkey balls. >
Peace and tail wags.
Isaac
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Hold that itchy trigger finger.... always remember, if you ever woke up a cartoon without the proper (or even slightly exaggerated) package. There's always an animator out there that could be threatened to repair the lazy mistake.
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Peace and tail wags.
Isaac
P.S. Careful.......You've just received another random stalker (aka: watcher)
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That's okay, I'm a glutton for attention. No matter what kind it is. So thanks.
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lol...that expresion is timeless..so dramatic. 'OH -GASP-, the horror! where ever has it gone to?!'
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When I was drawing this, I had an idea that went so well with the face. When you look at it, think of him screaming a glass breaking, frightened 7 year old girl type of scream. It just goes so well with the face.
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Lookit all these comments.. your famuse! Mush! Mush!
I like this, the expression is just so funny, and the pointing at the croch area... I donno, I just find the whole pose amusing. : D
Super dee duper job!
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Did you notice the toes all curled in different directions??
I was thinking of our past looniness when adding in that effect. XD
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hahah hell yeah! if i woke up without nips i'd sue! i dunno who BUT ID SUE THEM TO HELL AND BACK! this is priceless, his expresson and pointing to the lump of nothingness. awesome
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Good thing we're not toons, eh? *Happily drops boxers* Now that's more like it...
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I LOVE the expression on the face...it's like "what the hell?!???" i agree with you on how cartoons demeen children 
annnyway....nicely done as usual! and welcome back.
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I'm not worried about the kids and what they are missing, I'm talking about the poor lil cartoon dude that doesn't have the equipment to get some! Take... damn near any disney movie too... How was Simba born if Sarabi hadn't the parts to shoot the lil sucker out?? THAT is why cartoons made up Mr. Stork!
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I am SO diggin that expression. XD.
Kick ass, man. And I know, I just LOVE your sexy green and black self. :3
Balto is so cheezy, but I love eet.
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Balto is cheesy, but I can't help but luff it... even if just for the polar bear twinz.
Also, did ya notice that when in cartoon form, lacking proper reproduction instruments... the private area isn't black!?! I DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER! X3
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LOL! Indeed. XD 
go lazy animators.
*Snugs the Gutz*
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And you know the only reason they draw 'em all that way is because it would be juss a lil more difficult to draw a set of balls/boobs moving about when the characters made a jolting movement.
Then again, if cartoons were anitomically correct... I don't think Donald Duck would have been walking around with JUST his sailor shirt on for all those years. Mickey and Goofy wore pants, maybe they DID have something to hide.
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It's for that very reason they banned any cartoons with Donald Duck in Norway.
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LOL! Noooo! My favorate old skool disney characters will never be thought of the same again!
And thats absolutely right about animating, lazy ppl.. if only give the animals sheaths! >.> Sheath's arnt to terrible to draw, aint nuthin kids dont know about already ANYWAY. XD.
Mrar. *skitters off to munch*
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They drew a small sheathe on Spirit in that cartoon. Actually, it was more like a small lump between his hind legs, but it was there, damn it!
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LOL! Haha, atleast they tried. :3
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Heh-hehn, I have no shame. I think that's part of the trouble.
Also, I totally agree with you. It's not like any kid that owns a dog hasn't seen a set of balls, or sheath... shit, females even show their heart shaped box. LOL... I like that... I'mma keep that name. COPYRIGHT! Xp
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lmao. XD X3
You so silly.
and your right, it DOES look like a heart. O.o;; I never thought of that.. *Feels dorky* Hurrah for COPYWRITE! and RIGHT! *Spaz*
Kids are so sheltered these days. Graaah... I remember when I was little watching all kinds of cartoons with guns and swords and blood and all that good stuff. Huzzah for reminiscin! >.>
I miss my old toons.
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Yeah, but the new age kids have Anime... and anime shows more than any of our old toons did. Tentacles, nipples, Man on Machine action, mad blood, XXX porn, schoolgirls, they even draw their animals anatomically correct for the some of 'em.... so maybe there's hope for 'em afterall.
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