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Published: 2009-07-24 02:32:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 2996; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 17
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Description I will never be able to take Tilak seriously again.
He's a lost cause, and almost too dumb to live.

A lot of the credit for this goes to my little brother. He came up with the idea of a crotch mounted bolter which inspired the entire comic.

He is a genius.


This thing too me a good fifteen hours to complete... The original file is double this one's size. I'm surprised my computer didn't blow up. So tired now...

Why Tilak is wearing blue while the rest of his team is red... I do not know. It happened accidentally. Tilak's hair looks better with blue anyway.

The two characters in the middle need a disclaimer.
-Bertrand, the fellow with the tea cup belongs to
-Hammerspace/Patsy belongs to the both Zarim and myself. He wrote him, I designed him.
-The other two are just random Warhammer 40k characters.
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Comments: 48

Anggul [2010-10-26 13:31:37 +0000 UTC]

Pelvis - shattered XD

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fredrikslicer [2010-09-27 17:21:59 +0000 UTC]

well he is impotent for life

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Demialc-neeb-sah-em In reply to fredrikslicer [2014-02-28 05:02:04 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, he may have been impotent BEFORE picking up that gun.

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Ravenkeeper [2010-01-17 20:03:16 +0000 UTC]

bwahahahhaah XD

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Idene [2009-10-29 14:29:25 +0000 UTC]

my god, that is too awesome.

well, he's not having babies anyday soon now is he? XD

fav'd

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IndagoFeather In reply to Idene [2009-10-29 23:37:10 +0000 UTC]

Tilak being sterile? You say that as if it's a bad thing. He's got enough illegitimate bastard children running around as it is. C:

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Idene In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-10-29 23:39:07 +0000 UTC]

XD aye, the world definitely doesn't need people like him running around. >XD

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IndagoFeather In reply to Idene [2009-10-29 23:48:54 +0000 UTC]

The only thing that's keeping him alive is plot device.
Someday I'll have the heart to stop letting him live through his antics.

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Idene In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-10-30 00:21:32 +0000 UTC]

aye. that's the good part of being the creator. you can do whatever you damn well please. :3

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WarthHammer [2009-08-14 01:33:22 +0000 UTC]

lol the dud ask for if you ask me.

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IndagoFeather In reply to WarthHammer [2009-08-14 01:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Tilak was never really the sharpest tack in the box...

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WarthHammer In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-08-14 01:40:21 +0000 UTC]

I can see that. I also wonder what his next weapon that he build well i guess he's a she now seeing he most like blow up his man bits.

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IndagoFeather In reply to WarthHammer [2009-08-14 01:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Next he'll turn his artificial leg into a chain sword or something... I don't know.

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WarthHammer In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-08-14 01:43:12 +0000 UTC]

he be like a pratie but with a chainsaw leg instead of the wooden one.

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ManaFromHeaven [2009-08-12 18:52:55 +0000 UTC]

I laugh long time at this
Oh god, even a few snorts in there, this is hilarious!
GENIUS I SAY.

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IndagoFeather In reply to ManaFromHeaven [2009-08-12 22:47:16 +0000 UTC]

Always a pleasure to bring laughter to the internet. :'D

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limbairedhiel [2009-07-27 23:29:38 +0000 UTC]

your brother is a motherfucking genius. XD

you should totally try to get away w/ this in a 40K game.

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IndagoFeather In reply to limbairedhiel [2009-07-28 00:10:51 +0000 UTC]

Another commenter said she actually wanted to modify one of the miniature figurines to have a crotch bolter. xDD

I'd totally try to get away with it, but I don't want Tilak shattering his pelvis (among other things) in the middle of battle. :c

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limbairedhiel In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-28 23:47:55 +0000 UTC]

yeah that would be bad.

oh god make her take a pic of it and post it if she actually does. XD

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IndagoFeather In reply to limbairedhiel [2009-07-29 06:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Bad? The guy would freak out and have a panic attack. He's terrified of being unable to move. :c

Oh and she's definitely providing pics if she pulls it off.

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kitsuneflamme [2009-07-26 02:38:45 +0000 UTC]

how DID he shoot that gun? hmmmm..

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IndagoFeather In reply to kitsuneflamme [2009-07-26 05:47:44 +0000 UTC]

It's triggered by pelvic thrusts? I dunno. c:

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kitsuneflamme In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-27 19:05:23 +0000 UTC]

I could feel bad for him because that recoil must hurt badly, but it's just way more fun to laugh at his stupidity xD

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IndagoFeather In reply to kitsuneflamme [2009-07-27 20:34:02 +0000 UTC]

A bolter is an extremely heavy weapon. It has a tendency to cause any body part it hits to explode upon impact. So yeah... I think the poor guy broke something down there... not just the family jewels but probably some of his pelvis bone too. c:

And Tilak's always fun to laugh at because you know he's a terrible person and probably deserves it. A wonderfully balanced comic relief villain if I do say so myself~

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kitsuneflamme In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-27 21:07:48 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if he's smart enough to check down there if things are still working, even just a little

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IndagoFeather In reply to kitsuneflamme [2009-07-28 00:09:20 +0000 UTC]

I'd say he's at least smart enough to do that. x:

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kitsuneflamme In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-28 15:50:31 +0000 UTC]

now let's see that happening xD

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tigersmeow [2009-07-24 17:31:53 +0000 UTC]

>,< ooh, ouch.. I laughed so hard. Although when I saw the frame I was afraid to scroll down cause my sister was walking by....lol, ah, I'm crying I laughed so hard....

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EclecticNerd [2009-07-24 12:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Tilak gets what he deserves.

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IndagoFeather In reply to EclecticNerd [2009-07-24 22:44:00 +0000 UTC]

This is the price he pays for thinking outside the box.

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earthveil [2009-07-24 07:37:13 +0000 UTC]

poor tilak :C (but lololol)

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Karis-Surya [2009-07-24 04:45:49 +0000 UTC]

OK yeah I totally LOLed. ... and now I want to actually mod a miniature to have a crotch-mounted bolter.

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IndagoFeather In reply to Karis-Surya [2009-07-24 05:15:26 +0000 UTC]

For the love of all that is holy, DO ITTTT.

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Karis-Surya In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-24 07:47:14 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFF and here I've been so good about not buying any more miniatures. T_T Well, if I do, I'll let you know, k? ^^

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IndagoFeather In reply to Karis-Surya [2009-07-24 08:01:08 +0000 UTC]

I'd definitely love to check it out if you do. :'D

The crotch bolter is so worth breaking old spending habits.

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Karis-Surya In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-24 08:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Actually, it's starting to look like I'm going to try my hand at just sculpting it myself. It... it needs to be done. ;_;

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IndagoFeather In reply to Karis-Surya [2009-07-24 08:28:25 +0000 UTC]

Crotch bolter is an inspiration to all!!

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Naramyon [2009-07-24 04:40:55 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* Give your brother a pat on the back, he deserves a little praise (and a statue) for inspiring this one.
Great job with the expressions, and I love Tilak's accent.

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IndagoFeather In reply to Naramyon [2009-07-24 06:46:33 +0000 UTC]

A mix of something Cockney and Brooklyn-ish... and he's like, 100% Irish. Sometimes he sounds like a drunken redneck.

...I don't even know. 8 |

I'll go get the block of marble, a chisel and hammer then.

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fistingdeath [2009-07-24 04:28:45 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD.
JUST
OH
I LOVE YOU.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.
I CAN'T BREATHE.

Unfortunately that is only the second best penis gun, the first is that picture i linked you to.

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IndagoFeather In reply to fistingdeath [2009-07-24 05:04:22 +0000 UTC]

That thing was more a massive decorative fountain dick than a gun. IT NO SHOOT BULET IT NOT GUN.

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fistingdeath In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-25 06:56:01 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T KNOW.
I BET IT COULD SHOOT QUITE A FEW BULLETS IF IT REALLY WANTED TO.

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VoraciousBookworm [2009-07-24 03:41:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh...dear.

*facepalm*

That guy...living proof that fortune favors fools and children: he's both simultaneously! That's the only explanation for his continued survival.

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DefendTheCheese [2009-07-24 03:28:30 +0000 UTC]

Jesus fucking christ, this is glorious. Nice job putting in all the detail.

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qui-non-stultus [2009-07-24 02:46:26 +0000 UTC]

This is the best thing ever.

On the thumbnail I saw the crotchgun panel and was SO SCARED TO CLICK because I had no idea wtf it was. XD

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IndagoFeather In reply to qui-non-stultus [2009-07-24 02:49:32 +0000 UTC]

You should be scared. This thing was DESIGNED to instill fear in the hearts of the enemy.

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qui-non-stultus In reply to IndagoFeather [2009-07-24 02:55:30 +0000 UTC]

But I'm not the enemy I'm the ice cream man. 8I

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IndagoFeather In reply to qui-non-stultus [2009-07-24 03:15:52 +0000 UTC]

...Those too.

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