HOME | DD

Description
body div#devskin0 hr { }

2010s Smart lenses appear. All smart devices are now connected. Pumps, air- and heliumtanks, valves, lenses and headsets all take care of the well-being of the inflatist. Intentional murders are the only burstings that are still possible. Inflatics is a rather niche sport, but it has its teams and fans. Devices for inflation are available among other sports equipment. InfIn's helium tanks looking like large fluffy animals become a hit, especially an elephant helium tank "Big Jim"

2000s Inflatics disciplines Running, Stretching, Jumping, Wrestling and Gliding become Olympic disciplines. A single specific set of rules is set for Olympic versions of these competitions, different from GGM and WWC

1990s Continental Inflatics League appears in 1992. At first it has only four teams – “Inflatika” made of Inflatics Institute staff, Air Force, Light Side and Big Time; within a decade the number of teams grows thrice. Veronika L. Saburova discovers The Whip in 1996

1980s A group of Inflatics Instritute alumni form a startup and call it InfIn in 1988. The new company finds a base in Moscow suburb Korolev. The wave of tiny inflation startups like Kim's Cross in Redwood, Alberta, Canada follows

1970s The appearance of headsets for inflation and battery-powered valves with all modern modes. Pumps learn voice control. The clothes that add up to 100% to ability scores VOL, OFF or POP appear

1960s Smart pumps learn sound control, turning off when they hear any loud sound (a random noise, a scream or worse – doesn’t matter). Inflatics discipline "Freestyle" appears, briefly reaches its zenith and disappears

1950s Inflatics disciplines P’Hatna Yoga, Qui-Shu, Samins and Capoaira become Olympic disciplines. “Self-deflation without assistance” is renamed into Samins and acquires modern structure. Sports versions of Belly Dance and Kekuju Jindai appear and gain popularity among ethnic communities and fans of Eastern cultures, within a decade they make their way into Core Inflatics under the names "Bellydance" and "Kekujudo"

1940s The start of most modern inflation organizations including Inflation Standartization Organization (inflationary ISO within broader ISO), World Burstcare Organization (WBO, within broader WHO), International Convention on Bursting Substances (INCOBUS). Abolition of Bursting Materials treaty (ABM) is signed in 1949. Black market of now illegal substances appears complimented with all kinds of false wisdom and mysticism, forming modern Underground realm. "Pop"-valves become so tiny that navel piercing no longer needs a surgery and is done in the shop. Inflatics becomes an established sport. The first World-Wide Challenge (WWC) is gathered. The first inflatics league – National Inflatics League of America – is formed. The growth of big inflation companies like Swell, Infl8wear, Gaikai, AGTech and Evelyn

1930s Synthetic super-stretching fibres are discovered in 1931. Super-stretching fabriques for inflation become an industry within a decade. The first company producing clothes for inflation is Infl8wear (“Inflatewear”, with number "8" looking like hourglass feminine silhouette), based in Toulouse, France

1920s Samins is developed by Inflatics Institute in Moscow, Russia in 1921. The first version includes seven breathing exercises titled “Self-deflation without assistance”, they are: Deflation, Puffkiss, Blowback, Tense, Distend, Hold and Might (Volya, Dui, Dai, Pokoi, Yolka, Spok and Moscshara). In the next two decades the training acquires motion exercises and qualification exams and gains popularity. Mestra Muriel Kelly Torres develops Capoira on the basis of Capoeira for Inflation also in 1921 in Boa Vista, Brazil. Capoaira is essentially the original Capoeira for Inflation without many of the aspects that were impractical in a real inflation, with less subterfuge and more objectivity. Training in Capoaira is mainly focused on inflation, self-deflation and counter-inflation, giving high importance to precision and discipline. The start of competition between Capoaira and Capoeira for Inflation

1910s Modern airbearing, burstcare and full-filling psychology appear. The Burst is intentionally spread on the fields of Great War, and becomes the first Weapon of Mass Bursting (WMB)

1900s International Inflatics Federation appears (IIF). The first Inflatic Games are held

1890s Lilavati Sharma discovers the training that completely negates The Burst in 1897 in Bangalore, India. The new training is called गेंद की शक्ति (“Moscshara”), or “The Power of the Sphere”. She spends the next half a century making it popular world-wide

1880s Inflation in groups is practiced naked; the first inflation class for dames with all technical novelties opens doors in Louisiana, USA

1870s Aeromechanic “Pop”-valve is patented in 1873 by Adams. It has one hard-wired mode – the one that waits until you can't contain your extra anymore and catches you right when you start to burst, a split second before you fly apart in shreds (current “Sport mode”). It is the first valve in human history that one can simply insert or take out when one is not inflated, provided the navel is pierced. Navel piercing surgery is discovered

1860s Electric pumps acquire button on a wire in the room next to where the pump is installed. Inflatee has to step on the button on the floor to stop the pump. It is quickly discovered that a very full person can’t step properly and can’t apply necessary pressure by rolling on the button. Early burstcare appears to treat numerous injuries; it is 50% less effective than modern one

1850s Stationary electric pumps appeared and were quickly called “Burst Machines”

1800s Gas tanks with pure gases for inflation appear

1780s King Kamehameha the First of Hawai’i abolishes ritual popping making Hawai’i the first Pacific archipelago to abolish popping. Within the next century popping is abolished almost world-wide and equaled to murder

1750s Lisa, beloved of Henry Cavendish, and her four friends, with Henry’s help, gather to inflate in Cambridge, England on 25th of March 1750. Henry jokingly calls this family event a “Golden Globe”. Friends agree to meet again and to bring along more friends. This is the start of world’s oldest and most prestigious of the modern competitions in inflation – Golden Globe Mundial (GGM)

1700s A wave of inflation research following the devastation in Europe leads to the appearance of Airbearing. The new branch of medicine is 50% less effective than modern skill due to differences in knowledge

1660s Epidemy of bursting in Europe, 1664-1667. The Burst is found to be the cause of devastation

1500s “Capoeira for inflation” is born in Southern America. Traditional Capoeira for Inflation is characterized by being strategic, with sneaking movements executed standing or near the floor depending on the situation to face

1400s Kekuju Jindai becomes a way of life in Kekuju clans in Japan. As a result, Kekuju Jindai gains modern structure and contents: three distinct lines of training appear (Guardian – Overseer – Tactician) corresponding to three distinct groups of skills (inflation training – counter-inflation – alchemy)

1000s AD    Belly Dance appears in the Middle East. The first recordings of The Burst training and Burst Vials - Al Nusub (انفجر)
100 BC - 0 AD    Gladiator games in Roman Empire at times include inflation and bursting on demand of the crowd. The first recordings of Ovarai (Kekuju Jindai) in Japan
600s BC - 300s BC     Core inflatics skills Puffkiss, Blowback, Airtight and Hold Tight are developed in Greece under the influence of inflation practices of the time. Contrary to popular belief inflation wasn't a sport in Greece, and it wasn't a part of Greek Olympic Games due to the risks involved
2000s - 1000s BC        P’Hatna Yoga and Qui-Shu appear in India and China respectively. First recordings of crude "Pop"-valves in China and India. A crude valve was made of natural rubber and a metal spring, required a surgery to insert and take out, and wasn't as tiny, invisible and reliable as modern valves

Description
body div#devskin0 hr { }

2010s Smart lenses appear. All smart devices are now connected. Pumps, air- and heliumtanks, valves, lenses and headsets all take care of the well-being of the inflatist. Intentional murders are the only burstings that are still possible. Inflatics is a rather niche sport, but it has its teams and fans. Devices for inflation are available among other sports equipment. InfIn's helium tanks looking like large fluffy animals become a hit, especially an elephant helium tank "Big Jim"

2000s Inflatics disciplines Running, Stretching, Jumping, Wrestling and Gliding become Olympic disciplines. A single specific set of rules is set for Olympic versions of these competitions, different from GGM and WWC

1990s Continental Inflatics League appears in 1992. At first it has only four teams – “Inflatika” made of Inflatics Institute staff, Air Force, Light Side and Big Time; within a decade the number of teams grows thrice. Veronika L. Saburova discovers The Whip in 1996

1980s A group of Inflatics Instritute alumni form a startup and call it InfIn in 1988. The new company finds a base in Moscow suburb Korolev. The wave of tiny inflation startups like Kim's Cross in Redwood, Alberta, Canada follows

1970s The appearance of headsets for inflation and battery-powered valves with all modern modes. Pumps learn voice control. The clothes that add up to 100% to ability scores VOL, OFF or POP appear

1960s Smart pumps learn sound control, turning off when they hear any loud sound (a random noise, a scream or worse – doesn’t matter). Inflatics discipline "Freestyle" appears, briefly reaches its zenith and disappears

1950s Inflatics disciplines P’Hatna Yoga, Qui-Shu, Samins and Capoaira become Olympic disciplines. “Self-deflation without assistance” is renamed into Samins and acquires modern structure. Sports versions of Belly Dance and Kekuju Jindai appear and gain popularity among ethnic communities and fans of Eastern cultures, within a decade they make their way into Core Inflatics under the names "Bellydance" and "Kekujudo"

1940s The start of most modern inflation organizations including Inflation Standartization Organization (inflationary ISO within broader ISO), World Burstcare Organization (WBO, within broader WHO), International Convention on Bursting Substances (INCOBUS). Abolition of Bursting Materials treaty (ABM) is signed in 1949. Black market of now illegal substances appears complimented with all kinds of false wisdom and mysticism, forming modern Underground realm. "Pop"-valves become so tiny that navel piercing no longer needs a surgery and is done in the shop. Inflatics becomes an established sport. The first World-Wide Challenge (WWC) is gathered. The first inflatics league – National Inflatics League of America – is formed. The growth of big inflation companies like Swell, Infl8wear, Gaikai, AGTech and Evelyn

1930s Synthetic super-stretching fibres are discovered in 1931. Super-stretching fabriques for inflation become an industry within a decade. The first company producing clothes for inflation is Infl8wear (“Inflatewear”, with number "8" looking like hourglass feminine silhouette), based in Toulouse, France

1920s Samins is developed by Inflatics Institute in Moscow, Russia in 1921. The first version includes seven breathing exercises titled “Self-deflation without assistance”, they are: Deflation, Puffkiss, Blowback, Tense, Distend, Hold and Might (Volya, Dui, Dai, Pokoi, Yolka, Spok and Moscshara). In the next two decades the training acquires motion exercises and qualification exams and gains popularity. Mestra Muriel Kelly Torres develops Capoira on the basis of Capoeira for Inflation also in 1921 in Boa Vista, Brazil. Capoaira is essentially the original Capoeira for Inflation without many of the aspects that were impractical in a real inflation, with less subterfuge and more objectivity. Training in Capoaira is mainly focused on inflation, self-deflation and counter-inflation, giving high importance to precision and discipline. The start of competition between Capoaira and Capoeira for Inflation

1910s Modern airbearing, burstcare and full-filling psychology appear. The Burst is intentionally spread on the fields of Great War, and becomes the first Weapon of Mass Bursting (WMB)

1900s International Inflatics Federation appears (IIF). The first Inflatic Games are held

1890s Lilavati Sharma discovers the training that completely negates The Burst in 1897 in Bangalore, India. The new training is called गेंद की शक्ति (“Moscshara”), or “The Power of the Sphere”. She spends the next half a century making it popular world-wide

1880s Inflation in groups is practiced naked; the first inflation class for dames with all technical novelties opens doors in Louisiana, USA

1870s Aeromechanic “Pop”-valve is patented in 1873 by Adams. It has one hard-wired mode – the one that waits until you can't contain your extra anymore and catches you right when you start to burst, a split second before you fly apart in shreds (current “Sport mode”). It is the first valve in human history that one can simply insert or take out when one is not inflated, provided the navel is pierced. Navel piercing surgery is discovered

1860s Electric pumps acquire button on a wire in the room next to where the pump is installed. Inflatee has to step on the button on the floor to stop the pump. It is quickly discovered that a very full person can’t step properly and can’t apply necessary pressure by rolling on the button. Early burstcare appears to treat numerous injuries; it is 50% less effective than modern one

1850s Stationary electric pumps appeared and were quickly called “Burst Machines”

1800s Gas tanks with pure gases for inflation appear

1780s King Kamehameha the First of Hawai’i abolishes ritual popping making Hawai’i the first Pacific archipelago to abolish popping. Within the next century popping is abolished almost world-wide and equaled to murder

1750s Lisa, beloved of Henry Cavendish, and her four friends, with Henry’s help, gather to inflate in Cambridge, England on 25th of March 1750. Henry jokingly calls this family event a “Golden Globe”. Friends agree to meet again and to bring along more friends. This is the start of world’s oldest and most prestigious of the modern competitions in inflation – Golden Globe Mundial (GGM)

1700s A wave of inflation research following the devastation in Europe leads to the appearance of Airbearing. The new branch of medicine is 50% less effective than modern skill due to differences in knowledge

1660s Epidemy of bursting in Europe, 1664-1667. The Burst is found to be the cause of devastation

1500s “Capoeira for inflation” is born in Southern America. Traditional Capoeira for Inflation is characterized by being strategic, with sneaking movements executed standing or near the floor depending on the situation to face

1400s Kekuju Jindai becomes a way of life in Kekuju clans in Japan. As a result, Kekuju Jindai gains modern structure and contents: three distinct lines of training appear (Guardian – Overseer – Tactician) corresponding to three distinct groups of skills (inflation training – counter-inflation – alchemy)

1000s AD    Belly Dance appears in the Middle East. The first recordings of The Burst training and Burst Vials - Al Nusub (انفجر)
100 BC - 0 AD    Gladiator games in Roman Empire at times include inflation and bursting on demand of the crowd. The first recordings of Ovarai (Kekuju Jindai) in Japan
600s BC - 300s BC     Core inflatics skills Puffkiss, Blowback, Airtight and Hold Tight are developed in Greece under the influence of inflation practices of the time. Contrary to popular belief inflation wasn't a sport in Greece, and it wasn't a part of Greek Olympic Games due to the risks involved
2000s - 1000s BC        P’Hatna Yoga and Qui-Shu appear in India and China respectively. First recordings of crude "Pop"-valves in China and India. A crude valve was made of natural rubber and a metal spring, required a surgery to insert and take out, and wasn't as tiny, invisible and reliable as modern valves