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That means for every Death the player got 0.026694 Kills.
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Wow, Master Chief sucks at Halo. Maybe it's because he is bright orange on an all white map. He kinda stands out
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Naw, that ain't the Cheif. The Cheif is, and will remain, undefeated.
That person's a knock-off.
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I dunno, he seems pretty authentic to me. And besides, Master Chief dies lots of times, he just keeps respawning.
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The Cheif NEVER dies! He's shown to be still living in the cutscene after Halo3.
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Then what do you call all those times in the campaign where he gets shot too much and just kinda lays there, not moving?
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So, that means we have never actually seen the real Master Chief?
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We HAVE! He graces us with his presence in the cutscenes.
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so that must be his stunt double in all the action and shooting parts that we play through?
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Exactly. Now you're getting it.
It's also the cheif in the books if you've read them.
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Okay, so if MC never actually does any of those things, why don't we just praise his stunt double for saving the Earth multiple times?
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But his double dies...all the time!
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But he actually accomplishes things, Chief just stands there doing nothing, I think Master Chief needs to either do something or let his stunt double be in the cut scenes and just find a new job
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The cheif doesn't do nothing. (Not a double-negative.) Just read his biographies: the HALO books.
He received the Purple Heart in one of them!
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But you said that was his stunt double in the books too. So he hasn't done anything
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No, his stunt double is the players who shoot the rocket launcker too close or those who plant a plasma grenade to themselves.
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So the real MC is kinda like grandpa, who only tells you about his war stories and how they scarred him for life...yeah I like the stunt doubles better, they hump dead bodies!
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It's called Tea-Bagging, bro.
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I know, and they are awesome. Almost like they only have to click a thumbstick and can perfectly execute it
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Have you even ever had tea?
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Yes, I see players doing it to my dead body right before I respawn. I don't usually do it myself though
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I meant the drinking kind.
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Have you ever had real tea? Not the fake kind you get refridgerated.
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Yeah, someone got me some for Christmas a few years back so I tried it out. I prefer soda but I can drink tea if there isn't any around
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Have you boiled your water and done the action Halo Tea-bagging is based off of?
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no, that's too tedious for me. I just put it in the microwave for a minute or so
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Yeah, I can imagine. You're such a bad cook you could burn water.
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Well you're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed
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You could jump off a boat and not hit water.
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You get ran over by parked cars
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Street lamps in the daytime shine brighter than you.
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Something tells me this won't end soon, oh well
You're so stupid you failed a blood test
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The only time you'll be inside a woman is if you visit the Statue of Liberty.
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
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Like chickens, you almost drown when it rains.
I will never admit defeat, though I will admit this conversation is amusing me.
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This is very amusing, but I grow tired of it
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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It is getting hard to be creative with this.
The men in white coats have refused to take you, multiple times.
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Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
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When you took an IQ test you recieved a negative result.
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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The next highest species on the evolution chain past you has opposable toes.
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Now there's an idea. I want opposable toes! Then I could cheat in soccer and pick things up without bending over
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It would still look very awkward. Has our bout ended in a draw, or is it on hiatus?
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I can concede to a draw, good game. And it would only look awkward until people realized how superior it is to regular feet and every would want my DNA so they could splice the genes into the future generations
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Cool. I had some more I could've used, however, if the game is over I'd save them for another time.
You'd still need to bend over in the winter months. You'd have to keep warm so you don't get hythermia and have to cut said feet off.
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...you could get feet hypothermia with regular feet too
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Yes, but it's a lot harder to pick stuff up with regular feet so you're more likely to keep them in your boots.
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