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Insaneular — Score One for Elphie

Published: 2011-02-05 01:16:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 4240; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 11
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Description I was thinking the other day, that "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" is basically, "No One Mourns the Wicked", but for Nessa. Then I was thinking, wow, Nessa really got the shaft there. No offense to whoever wrote the music for The Wizard of Oz (and it does fit the mood of that movie) but I really think No One Mourns the Wicked is a better song.

Prepare for rant mode.

Plus, in WOO (lol) they just sing a little song about Nessa dying then go back to worrying about Elphie When Elphie dies, she gets a huge celebration, a kickass operatic solo from Kristen Chenoweth Glinda (technically there was one at Nessa's death, but it was more because of Dorothy ("...Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a star...")) and then Glinda goes on to do a whole grand tale of how she knew Elphie.

So looking down on this from heaven/hell/afterlife/whatever you wanna call it of course Elphie'd take the chance to brag a little. She doesn't have much to hold over Nessa. Aside from having arms.

I kinda wish the relationship between Elphaba and Nessa had been explored a little more. Not that I don't like the awesome Gelphie-ness that they spend time on. But I think Nessa's a pretty interesting character who should have been shown a bit more (although that's my opinion on nearly every character in Wicked! I can't get enough of any of them)

Rant over. Thank you for listening. Or if you didn't, that's good, it was probably a wise choice.

Elphie+Nessa © Gregory Maguire.
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Comments: 38

redreece333 [2017-01-09 03:18:11 +0000 UTC]

Nessa: "Also didn't you just fake your death? How are you here?"

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Creature218 [2014-08-06 01:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Um.... Did you watch the original film from 1939 that was so colorful somebody probably went blind

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Insaneular In reply to Creature218 [2014-08-06 02:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, of course i've seen it.

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Creature218 In reply to Insaneular [2014-08-06 02:55:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh good cause it's a good movie

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IllegalSympathy [2012-06-26 15:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Their relationship goes into a lot of depth in the books
Elphie always resents Nessarose for being her parent's faveroute but is even more devoted to her than they are.
They love each other unconditionally but after Elphie went missing there was a hurt Nessa felt that couldnt be fixed, in the books she threw herself into religion and dishing out punishments on a biblical scale while in charge of her area.
It hurt Elphie even more when she learnt that there was a big chance that Frex wasn't Nessa's father and when confronting him about it he admitted that just made him love Nessa more (it's hinted that Nessa's supposed father also had a thing with Elphie's dad to some extent)

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BlackRose666666 [2012-01-22 04:44:04 +0000 UTC]

But wasnt she not dead

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Insaneular In reply to BlackRose666666 [2012-01-22 14:00:25 +0000 UTC]

Read the book.

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MissNessarose [2011-11-03 01:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...all I'm gonna say is point for Elphaba on this one. Darn it.

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tracys5090 [2011-09-03 13:22:50 +0000 UTC]

oh somebodies jealous
well at least elphie was right theres a celebration

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Insaneular In reply to tracys5090 [2011-09-03 13:57:04 +0000 UTC]

Haha exactly!

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tracys5090 In reply to Insaneular [2011-09-03 14:40:02 +0000 UTC]

yeah
Question why is nessarose up
i mean she was way mean so...

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Insaneular In reply to tracys5090 [2011-09-03 14:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Well I don't really know... I wasn't thinking of it as "heaven" or "hell", just some sort of afterlife, and Elphie and Nessa needed to be together for the scene to work, sooo, yeah xD

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tracys5090 In reply to Insaneular [2011-09-04 20:26:59 +0000 UTC]

good point

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WikedWitchoftheWEST [2011-07-23 08:47:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL omg, your totally right

all though nessa's song was uplifting and all that shiz... (pun intended ) 'no one mourns the wicked' is so much more epic in my opinion

this is so funny keep up the good work, yeah?

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Insaneular In reply to WikedWitchoftheWEST [2011-07-23 16:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the very kind words! Glad it could make you smile!

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WikedWitchoftheWEST In reply to Insaneular [2011-07-24 01:35:45 +0000 UTC]

your welcome!! its a very funny idea

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Mythicalgirl2011 [2011-05-23 12:04:13 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was Evita instead of Nessa...

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AliceTreeroot [2011-03-19 02:37:52 +0000 UTC]

lol Ephie would do that in eather ending (Musical/Book)

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AVthreads [2011-02-05 20:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Elphaba would do this...XD

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MySongIsLaughter [2011-02-05 08:24:45 +0000 UTC]

Elphaba and Nessa have a very interesting relationship, and I like to think of Elphie celebrating getting one up on her sister!

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Insaneular In reply to MySongIsLaughter [2011-02-05 13:07:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, although it's not shown very much other than her wanting the ruby/silver slippers, Elphie must be very jealous of all the attention Nessa got when they were kids!

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MySongIsLaughter In reply to Insaneular [2011-02-05 19:54:33 +0000 UTC]

yes, she must. she is a very good sister though - I love how she decides to be nice to Galinda based on the "kindness" she shows to Nessa

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chiffoneboo [2011-02-05 05:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Another reason why to feel bad for Nessa.

Oh Elphie <3

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girlwithquill [2011-02-05 04:33:03 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, that's cute. Elphie's song is way better, but not as annoyingly catchy.

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Insaneular In reply to girlwithquill [2011-02-05 13:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Ding Dong the Witch is dead can be stuck in your head for ages XD

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Epona92 [2011-02-05 03:53:55 +0000 UTC]

haha i think Nessa's got a point there Elphie XD

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Insaneular In reply to Epona92 [2011-02-05 13:09:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but Elphie's not gonna let the simple fact that it means everyone hates her more stop her from bragging about it!

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Epona92 In reply to Insaneular [2011-02-05 17:59:51 +0000 UTC]

true XD

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LeesNinjaPirate [2011-02-05 03:46:13 +0000 UTC]

Oooo jealousy nessa. what would the unnamed god think??

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Insaneular In reply to LeesNinjaPirate [2011-02-05 13:09:53 +0000 UTC]

He'd be very disappointed, I bet. Good thing Musical-Nessa isn't a unionist, though, because she wouldn't be a very good one...

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LeesNinjaPirate In reply to Insaneular [2011-02-05 13:45:48 +0000 UTC]

No she wouldn't. :giggle; I thought the musical Nessa was a bigger brat than the book Nessa, cuz musical Nessa had almost nothing to justify her bitchiness.

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thatgeek13 [2011-02-05 03:17:31 +0000 UTC]

XD I love this concept, and I couldn't agree more. Nessa was a great, deep character (and sadistic! I love sadistic characters!) and I wish Maguire had explored her more.

If only he'd taken out the, like, 200 pages of Elphie trekking through the Vinkkus and staying with Sarima. And some of the sex scenes. There would have been room for more character development.

More FIYERO

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Insaneular In reply to thatgeek13 [2011-02-05 13:11:00 +0000 UTC]

^I agree. Though I do think that some of the boringness/mysteriousness of the book is part of its appeal, though it takes out some time for seeing other characters.

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Queenofanimation567 [2011-02-05 02:42:21 +0000 UTC]

I bet Elphaba's thinking "Somebody's jealous!"

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Insaneular In reply to Queenofanimation567 [2011-02-05 13:10:04 +0000 UTC]

She is. And she's loving it.

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Queenofanimation567 In reply to Insaneular [2011-02-05 20:39:51 +0000 UTC]

Well.... Elphaba is more heart-stopping than Nessa.

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mazingenglishgrl [2011-02-05 02:19:44 +0000 UTC]

lmao, nessa's all errm not a good thing to win at. and elphaba's all, shut up nessa,

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Insaneular In reply to mazingenglishgrl [2011-02-05 13:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah exactly! 8D

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