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Insanityisthefuture — I'm AWESOME
Published: 2010-09-06 21:59:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 6395; Favourites: 450; Downloads: 19
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Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...
I don't necessarily need to be here for this,
I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
Mother-fucker I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie!
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' 'round in my mom's ride...
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by and,
I met all my friends online,
Mother-fucker I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl,
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail nobody called,
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls,
And I talk to myself,
On my facebook wall~
You know my pants sag low,
Even though that went out of style,
Like ten years ago~
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple,
I got little biceps,
getting fatter in the middle..
And lyrically I'm not the best,
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss
And yet so preposterous,
Feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest,
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed so I hide,
In my hood like I'm joining a cult,
Uh-huh...
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis.
All my writtens are bitten and
All my verses are purchased.
Me? I'll never date an actress,
Got to many back zits.
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss.
Every show I do is poorly,
Promoted and if you like this,
It's cuz my little sister wrote it...
I'm awesome!!!
N o you're not dude, don't lie!
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' 'round in my mom's ride~
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by and
I met all my friends online!
Mother\-fucker I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl,
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail nobody called~
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls,
And I talk to myself
On my facebook wall~
I'm awesome!!!
swagger of a cripple..
Check it out~
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope.
And I can't ski,
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts,
Might be with my wifey,
My necks not icy,
Eatin' at McDonalds because subway is pricey~
Uh and my uni-brow is plucked.
Just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks,
Shes like, "For what?
Blunt wraps and some heinekins?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
I'm like 'Mom please don't blame it on me,
I got my bad habits from,
You, Dad, and Aunt Steve'
My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet,
And the hair on my ass it is jumanji!
Suit un-tailored, ringtone: Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my twitter,
Cuz I haven't done shit!
Blank account red, body un-groomed
The good thing about me is I'm off stage soon~
I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie!
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' 'round in my mom's ride...
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by and
I met all my friends online!
Mother-fucker I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl,
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail nobody called..
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls,
And I talk to myself,
On my facebook wall~
Further more I'm cornier than ethynol,
Cheesier than provolone.
I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home,
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan,
Even though I got shit for brains like a blump-kin.
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls,
because I spent a decade filling optimuos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine,
On my game and only about as sexy as John McCain.
Now put your hands up if you have nightmares. If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here. If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.
I'm outta Breath!!!...
But, I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie!
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' 'round in my mom's ride..
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by and
I met all my friends online
Mother-fucker I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl,
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail nobody called...
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls,
And I talk to myself
On my facebook wall.
I'M AWESOME !!!!!!!
Thanks for *OrgXIIIWannabe for introducing me to such a wonderful song <3
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