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Published: 2011-01-03 05:46:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 636; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 1
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Description You think I'm an stupid scout asshole
And you've fought so many battles
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the asshole here is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...

You think you own whatever Fort you build on.
This point is just some dead thing you can claim.
But I know every Spy, Demo and Sniper...
has a knife, drinks spirits, has good aim.
You think the only people who are people,
are the Soldiers, who dress and shoot like you.
But if you walk into the gunfire of a Heavy,
you'll feel things you never knew, you never knew.

Have you ever heard Demo cry a loud KA-BOOM?
Or asked the smirking Sniper what he did?
Can you build with all the wrenches of the Engie?
Can you sap with all Spy's swiftness for the win?
Can you sap with all Spy's swiftness for the win?

Come run the hidden sewer trails of 2Fort
Come taste some Crit-A-Cola from the fridge
Come roll in all the giblets all around you
And then go rocket-jump onto that ledge

The Sniper and the Pyro are my brothers
The Medic and the Heavy are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a team that never ends

How high will the other team score?
If you cut em down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the Demo cry a loud KA-BOOM?
For whether we are RED or BLU we're men!
We need to build with all the wrenches of the Engie?
We need to sap with all Spy's swiftness for the win?

You can own the Noobs and still
All you'll own is NOOBS until
You can sap with all Spy's swiftness for the win….
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Comments: 12

Stormknight821 [2020-12-02 03:14:43 +0000 UTC]

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Sztefa001 [2017-06-05 19:38:22 +0000 UTC]

Someone make it sfm vid please.
It's awesome.

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Tediz-Leader [2012-11-10 15:50:15 +0000 UTC]

this... is the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes on... ;___;*crying rainbows*

lol but seriously, excellent job on the song parody! ^^

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Nykraly [2012-07-23 11:50:16 +0000 UTC]

This is so clever and makes me so terribly happy

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windsoul9 [2011-08-11 04:50:42 +0000 UTC]

Is this what love feels like? This is kind of the best thing I've ever seen. I'm probably going to be singing this for months. XD

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insertive-assertive In reply to windsoul9 [2011-08-11 19:25:13 +0000 UTC]

You really like it? Thank you! Good, sing it! I sing this version now, instead of te disney one. Darn Scout, he's too addicting.

But thank you again, for the fav, for the love. I do it for you.

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windsoul9 In reply to insertive-assertive [2011-08-20 15:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I adore it!! I don't blame you, I sang it just the other day and it was the most satisfying thing... XD

No, thank you!! <3

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GuruGuruboo [2011-01-04 23:01:32 +0000 UTC]

BRB LOLING FOREVER.
<3 Thank you for writing this, it definitely gave me a good laugh today.
Amusingly enough, I originally wrote the entire song for that comic, but hated it, and just opted for the one verse I like. Yours makes so much more sense. And it's funnier. Hohohoho.

AlsobunandEiko,Ibetterhearyoutwosingingthistomenexttimeweplay,dammit.

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insertive-assertive In reply to GuruGuruboo [2011-01-05 02:13:12 +0000 UTC]

Heeheehee.

I'm glad I gave you a giggle. It gave me a giggle writing it.

PLUS YOUR DRAWING MADE ME GIGGLE INTENSELY.

So a giggle for a giggle.

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DestinyEiko [2011-01-04 22:30:49 +0000 UTC]

ditto with bun will learn will sing

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bunny-hun [2011-01-03 05:57:10 +0000 UTC]

.....i think...i love you...maybe...PFFFFFT 8U *sooo gonna learn this and sing it to boo now* THANK YOU SIR/MA'AM

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insertive-assertive In reply to bunny-hun [2011-01-03 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Ma'am. I haff lady parrrtss..

But thanks for the compliment.

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