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- Contestant was eliminated
- Contestant received votes but was safe
- Contestant lost challenge but did not receive votes
- Contestant received immunity

Note - this isn't a real fanfic, it's just a random idea I had.

This was inspired by a fanfiction called 'Total Shuffled Island' by Fangren, where the author put the names of all the Total Drama contestants from season 1 to 5 into the list randomizer for random.org, and assigned them to TDI, TDWT, TDROTI or TDPI.

I have done the same thing, except I used characters from TDL1, TDL2, TDTT and TDT (which were all written by ) - so I present to you, Total Shuffled Tween Tour!

Shuffled Letterz is already complete and part 1 can be found here -
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Tween Tour also started recently and can be viewed here
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Seasons will be updated in the order that they were originally uploaded (based on fanfiction reviews)

First Merge -
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Episode 1 -

26 contestants arrive at the camp for a brand new season where Quadesh and Yoko are the hosts. For the first challenge, they have to find Easter eggs.

Bea, Ned and Otis form a group. Ned correctly identifies that Bea has Tourette’s Syndrome and she groans and says she hoped she’d get to at least episode 10 without anyone finding her out. Otis says it’s nothing to be ashamed of and he has ADHD. Ned says people mistake him for having OCD but it’s not actually true.

Andy and Quana work together. They encounter Kim in an Easter Bunny outfit and Quana knocks her unconscious and says she can’t stand evil people. They take the two eggs that were in Kim’s basket

Paul, Ub, Vinsun and Yannis travel in a group. Ub asks everyone why they auditioned for the show. Paul says he wants to get over his fear of germs, Vinsun says he wanted to experience the real world, and Ub says he wanted to prove people with disabilities are capable. Yannis points at Ub and nods as if to say ‘same for me’. Vinsun finds an egg and goes back to camp.

Helen ends up with Robbie and Zita. Robbie annoys Helen by telling loads of jokes (NOTE: Robbie hasn’t won the lottery at this point). Helen finds an egg, calls Robbie a ‘hyper annoyance’ and walks off. This angers Zita and she swipes Helen’s egg and hands it to Robbie, who walks off. Helen drones that stealing is far too exciting.

Wallace and Carlton form a duo. Wallace finds an egg and places it over a pit for people to fall into. Carlton protests that he is afraid of other people getting hurt but Wallace makes him hide in a bush. Donny, Fifi, Gordon and Tabitha walk by. Gordon keeps hitting on Tabitha and groping her. Donny notices the egg and Fifi goes over to get it. Donny protests that he saw it first and Fifi accuses him of being sexist. Donny gives in and Fifi falls into the pit. Donny helps her out and Fifi accuses him of digging the hole in the first place. They continue to argue over who should get the egg, when Fifi notices Gordon touch Tabitha’s ass. Fifi scolds him and concludes that Tabitha deserves the egg. Gordon continues following her despite not having an egg of his own.

Kelly, Larry and Xadrian travel together. They find an egg outside a rabbit warren and Xadrian kills the rabbit and proclaims it dinner. Kelly is horrified and runs away, while Larry takes pleasure in her reaction.

Kelly bumps into Ivy and Megan, and doesn’t notice the former staring at her boobs. Megan comes across some footprints and suspects they must be aliens. They find Harvey, who is dressed in bunny lingerie. Ivy says she has so many questions. Harvey hands Megan an egg and she walks off.

Edgar and Jethro find two eggs in a stump, and then they come across Sampson who demands one of the eggs. Jethro tells him to ‘fuck off’ and he and Edgar make their way to the finish. Sampson is then encountered by Bea, Ned and Otis. Sampson demands they give him an egg, and Otis says they don’t have any and he’s not mooching off of them. Ned says Sampson needs to do his bit, and eggs aren’t going to fall out of the sky, only for an egg to fall out of a tree and land in Sampson’s lap. Sampson bids them farewell and Bea shouts several swear words at him, only to admit after that they weren’t tics.

Paul, Ub and Yannis continue to travel together. Ub has already found an egg but wants to stick around for his ‘pals’ (really ‘potential allies’). They find some eggs in a tree and Yannis climbs for them.

Ivy and Kelly continue to walk together when Ivy finds an egg next to a rock (Kelly has already found one). He picks it up, but both of them get their eggs swiped by Zita. Zita gives one to Helen, who refuses and says she’d rather keep looking. Zita discards the egg on the grass, and Ivy and Kelly run over to get it. Unfortunately, it’s on top of Wallace’s pit and they both fall in.

Larry and Xadrian arrive back at camp. Several campers, including Megan and Tabitha, are repulsed by the rabbit carcus that Xadrian is carrying.

The last people to arrive are Ivy and Kelly, who are covered in dirt and grass stains. Wallace high fives Carlton, who cries because it hurt his hand.

Everyone opens their eggs using keys provided by Lavender, and the sleeping arrangements are as follows:

Champion Cabin: Bea, Edgar, Fifi, Gordon, Kelly, Robbie, Sampson, Wallace

Middle Place Cabin: Andy, Carlton, Paul, Quana, Tabitha, Ub, Vinsun, Xadrian, Yannis

Loser Cabin: Donny, Helen, Ivy, Jethro, Larry, Megan, Ned, Otis, Zita

Episode 2 –

In the Champions’ Cabin, Edgar and Wallace check out the Games Room. Edgar plays Donkey Kong, while Wallace examines the machines for spare parts he can use.

Fifi and Kelly play cards, and Fifi complains that the king is seen as more important than the queen. Bea, who is hanging around in the background, says that she ‘f**king hates feminism’ and Fifi has a whole speech prepared for that.

Sampson gets his his hand stuck in a vending machine. Gordon and Robbie both come by but neither bothers to help him out, so he is stuck there til morning.

In the Middle Place Cabin, Paul gets to work cleaning up the place. Andy asks him why he is so afraid of germs, and Paul says he doesn’t know him well enough to answer. Carlton states that germs aren’t as scary as [lists many, many things]. Xadrian walks in eating the rabbit that he caught earlier, which grosses everyone out.

On the girls’ side, Quana and Tabitha are alone together. Tabitha says that it must be strange being a contestant instead of hosting the aftermath, and Quana says she’ll get used to it, and might actually get a chance to sing this way.

In the Loser Cabin, the boys try to settle down to sleep, but Otis starts asking everyone random questions about themselves. Donny and Jethro start yelling at him to shut up, though Larry says he doesn’t mind staying up a bit longer. Ned, predictably, remains neutral and says either way is good.

On the girls’ side, Ivy complains that it is too warm, and she prefers the cold. Helen drones that the cold could lead to hypothermia which is far too exciting. Megan states that it wouldn’t be as exciting as aliens, and Zita interjects that aliens aren’t as exciting as money.

In the morning, the contestants have breakfast provided by Gary. Paul, Ub, Vinsun and Yannis eat together and Yannis writes a note saying he hopes they’re all on the same team.

Quadesh hands everyone keys and says that everyone will find a coin inside their egg. Those with red coins are Team Savannah, those with blue coins are Team Everest, and those with green coins are Team Mongolia ‘named after the Mongolian jungle’. Edgar points out that Mongolia is mostly desert, and Quadesh scrunches up her notecard and throws it at Yoko’s head.

Team Savannah – Andy, Bea, Helen, Otis, Quana, Sampson, Ub, Yannis

Team Mongolia – Carlton, Fifi, Gordon, Paul, Robbie, Vinsun, Wallace, Xadrian

Team Everest – Donny, Edgar, Ivy, Jethro, Kelly, Larry, Megan, Tabitha

Ned and Zita get the marshmallow coins and are safe from elimination for the first round.

Team Savannah: Helen and Sampson get firewood but Sampson refuses to do anything and says keeping her company is enough. Helen says that he would be more of a benefit if he left and Sampson obeys. When Sampson returns, Otis smacks him with a piece of driftwood until he goes back. Ub and Yannis bond over their disabilities, though Yannis has to get Bea to read out his notes, which has mixed results. Quana tries to keep up morale by singing a song about fire, and Andy does nothing of significance except point out that there’s no fire in space.

Team Mongolia: Fifi is annoyed that she is the only girl on the team and says she will be taking charge. When Wallace objects to this, Fifi scoffs that he doesn’t want a woman in charge. Carlton refuses to go near the fire, and he won’t collect wood either. Gordon doesn’t do anything except mope around and call Fifi ugly. Paul and Vinsun work on the fire, though Paul sprays all the planks. Robbie and Xadrian collect wood together, though Xadrian freaks Robbie out when he uses a stick to stab a raccoon to death. Wallace and Carlton go back to the cabin without telling anyone and they return with a flamethrower, though it malfunctions and ends up charring the fire.

Team Everest: Ivy and Kelly collect sticks together (mainly because Ivy didn’t want to be near the heat). Kelly continues to be oblivious that Ivy is staring at her breasts. Edgar, Jethro and Larry work on the fire and discuss how they are going to get through the game, all agreeing on brains and strategy. Megan suspects that Donny is an alien due to ‘unusual proportions’, which understandably pisses him. Tabitha intervenes, but plays along with Megan when Donny isn’t around as she sees her as a potential ally.

Team Savannah wins (mainly thanks to Otis), Team Everest comes second and Team Mongolia loses.

Xadrian votes off Carlton for being a coward (Carlton votes for himself for the same reason), Gordon votes off Fifi for being an ‘ugly dyke’, Wallace also votes for Fifi out of fear that she may foil his schemes, and everyone else votes for Gordon for contributing nothing to the team. Wallace doesn't get any votes despite causing their loss. Gordon is eliminated 5-2-2, and Ned and Zita become members of Team Mongolia. Fifi is relieved that there’s another girl on the team, while Ned states that each team has it’s pros and cons

Episode 3 –
Ned is welcomed to Team Mongolia. Robbie tells jokes which Ned calls ‘mildly amusing’ and he actually tries some of Xadrian’s raccoon stew and says ‘it could use a bit more salt’. Lavender enters the cabin and gives everyone sodas, then asks what they afraid of. Carlton is afraid of lawn gnomes, Ned is afraid of bears, Paul is afraid of germs, Robbie is afraid of being underground, Vinsun is afraid of wolves, Wallace is afraid of helping an old lady cross the street, and Xadrian is afraid of his father getting hurt
On the girls’ side, Fifi expresses delight over having another girl on the team, and Zita assures her that she is hardly a saint. Imanda enters and gives them two sodas. Fifi is afraid of rape jokes, and Zita is afraid of fire.
On Team Everest, Donny is still grumbly over how Megan treated him, and Edgar proceeds to tease him even harder. Donny fights back by calling him ‘fat-ass’ and they get into a slapping fight that Larry has to break up. They are visited by Gary…Donny is afraid of super heavyweight wrestlers, Edgar is afraid of volcanoes, Jethro is afraid of sharks, and Larry is afraid of zombies.
On the girls’ side, Tabitha continues to humour Megan’s paranoia, while Ivy and Kelly discuss the game. Kelly lies and says that she came to make friends, but reveals in the confessional that she and her sisters are struggling to survive. Bonnie enters their cabin…Ivy is afraid of fire, Kelly is afraid of being hit, Megan is afraid of getting probed, and Tabitha is afraid of bees,
Team Savannah are in the winning cabin, celebrating their victory – except Helen who complains that winning is far too exciting. Quana suggests having a sing-song, but before anyone can object, Sophie walks in with a tray of sodas (and a flask of water for Helen). Andy is afraid of thunder, Bea is afraid of airport security, Helen is afraid of fun, Otis is afraid of dinosaurs, Quana is afraid of graveyards, Sampson is afraid of blowfish, Ub is afraid of falling, and Yannis is afraid of Kim.
The challenge is to build flying machines.
Team Savannah: Helen refuses to participate in the challenge due to it being too exciting. Andy takes the lead in building due to his knowledge of rockets, with help from Ub and Yannis. Otis looks for parts, and drags Sampson along – when Sampson protests that Helen gets to skip the challenge, Otis shrugs and says he can’t hit girls. Bea and Quana are in charge of painting the aircraft.
Team Mongolia: Wallace offers to take the lead, though the rest of the team are skeptical due to him screwing up last time. Wallace asks if anyone else knows anything about building vehicles, and nobody responds. He chooses Ned and Zita to assist him, seeing them as the most focused. Fifi protests that she wants to work with Zita, and Wallace says she can help build too, which Fifi is surprised by. Paul, Vinsun and Xadrian look for parts, though Paul makes Xadrian promise not to kill anything while he’s around. Vinsun says he also goes hunting from time to time, but prefers to use a gun. Robbie and Carlton paint the plane, and Robbie notes that Carlton is surprisingly calm during the challenge
Team Everest: Edgar takes charge – he says he’s read books about construction so how hard can it be. Jethro and Larry help out but none of them really know anything about building vehicles. Ivy gives the plane a blue ‘tie-dye’-esque paint job, and Tabitha helps her (she wanted to branch out in hopes of gaining more allies). Kelly, Donny and Megan look for parts and the latter two get into another fight, which frustrates Kelly so much that she starts speaking in a Southern accent.
Andy pilots for Team Savannah, Donny pilots for Team Everest, and Fifi is tricked into piloting by Wallace using reverse psychology (“there’s no way a woman could handle it”)
Team Mongolia wins the challenge, though Wallace isn’t happy that everyone sees him as a valued player. Team Savannah comes a close second, but Team Everest comes a distant last since their plane doesn’t even start.
Edgar, Jethro and Larry form an alliance, and decide to get rid of Megan, since they can easily rope in Donny. Meanwhile, Tabitha talks to Ivy and Kelly about the vote, and they are both voting for Edgar for screwing up the challenge. Tabitha tries to convince Megan to join them, but Megan is set on getting rid of Donny, and no amount of persuasion can convince her otherwise.

Megan is eliminated 4-3-1, and blames extra-terrestrial activity for her loss. Tabitha is frustrated to lose an ally so soon, but also states that Megan is a lunatic who gives her a headache.

Episode 4 –
Team Mongolia gets the Champions cabin after winning the previous challenge. Everyone thanks Wallace for helping them win, and Wallace says not to mention it – when people keep mentioning it he repeats it louder. Fifi says that Carlton seemed to enjoy painting, and Carlton says it’s a distraction from the horrors that surround him. Xadrian announces that he is going to go to the kitchen and try some store-bought meat for once.
On Team Savannah the guys are waking up. Sampson is forced out of bed by Otis after spanking him several times. Ub pulls Yannis aside and says he can fix their communication barrier by teaching him a hand language that he uses with a deaf friend back home (it was used by Helen Keller and her assistant).
On the girls’ side, Quana sings as she makes her bed, and Bea notes that she sings a lot. Quana tells her about how she wants to be a famous singer when she’s older, and Bea says she wants to be a teacher. Quana expresses some concern, but Bea insists that she saw a documentary about a teacher with Tourette’s. She adds that she wants to help kids to deal with the bullies that she never could. Helen drawls that both occupations are too exciting and she is set on working in a bank.
On Team Everest, Donny is still delighted that Megan got voted off. Edgar, Jethro and Larry all express vague agreement – though they don’t mention the alliance as Jethro is against expanding it. On the girls’ side, Tabitha is well rested for once. With Megan gone, she decides she needs to get Ivy and Kelly on her side, When she approaches them, they are eating ice-creams that Ivy mad. Tabitha asks if she can have one, and they bond over their favourite flavours. In the confessional, Tabitha calls Ivy an ‘ice-freak’ and says Kelly could use a proper haircut.
The challenge is to make toys, which will be judged Xyly and Zed.
Team Savannah: Helen insists on working on her own. Sampson begs not to have to work with Otis, and Ub says he can join himself and Yannis. Once they’re alone, Ub suggests that the three of them form an alliance, and Sampson and Yannis agree. None of them are really sure what to make until Sampson says, ‘we just need to pander to Xyly and Zed’. They design a plastic tool that is a battle axe on one end and a garden hoe on the other. Xyly loves it and gives it a ten, while Zed says it isn’t much of a toy and gives it a six.
Andy, Bea, Otis and Quana are torn between making a spaceman doll and a singing doll, and decide to combine the two ideas together. Zed is fascinated and gives it an 8, while Xyly says it’s not really her thing but she’s impressed by the design, and gives it a 7.
Helen works on her own and designs a beige ball. Xyly and Zed both give it a 1.
Team Mongolia splits into three groups – Carlton, Fifi and Zita; Ned, Robbie and Wallace; Paul, Vinsun and Xadrian.
Fifi takes complete charge of her group and they design a doll similar to the one Lisa makes in that one episode of Simpsons. Xyly and Zed don’t really get it and give it a 5 and 6 respectively
Wallace suggests making a flame thrower and it’s up to Ned and Robbie to calm him down. Eventually they compromise and make a child-safe fireworks machine. Zed finds is mesmerising and gives it a 9, while Xyly gives it an 8
Paul, Vinsun and Xadrian design a bar of soap with a face on it that cleans you while you play with it. Xyly gives it a 7 and Zed gives it an 8
Team Everest: Ivy, Kelly and Tabitha work as a trio. They make a snow cone machine that pours out syrup and sprinkles. Xyly gives it a 9 and Zed gives it an 8
Edgar and Jethro make this strange contraption with gears and dials that is secretly a hypnosis machine. Xyly and Zed both fall for it and give it a 10
Donny and Larry also work as a group. Larry’s immediately instinct is to go for something pony-themed (which Donny find questionable but doesn’t say so out loud) – they end up making a rocking horse. Xyly calls it unoriginal and gives it a 4, but Zed says fun is fun and gives it a 7
Team Everest win, Team Mongolia come second, and Team Savannah lose.
Before the elimination, Ub and Yannis bump into Andy and Quana and they discuss the challenge. Ub stresses several times that their toy was Sampson’s idea, and it got them their highest score, while Helen only got a 2. He essentially manipulates them into changing their votes.

Helen is eliminated 5-2-1

Episode 5 –
Otis is pissed that Sampson is still in the game and starts ‘interrogating’ him while they’re in the loser cabin. Sampson insists that the team simply thought he was more of an asset. Ub says in the confessional that Otis has painted a target on his back and he better hope they don’t lose again soon
Bea and Quana have the cabin to themselves. Quana notes that things are a little more peaceful without Helen calling everything too exciting, and Bea agrees, only to have rapid-fire tics a few seconds later.
Team Mongolia are in the Middle Place Cabin. Xadrian is stressing out because he hadn’t killed any animals that day and is without an ‘evening snack’. Paul says that maybe it’s for the best since having carcasses in the cabin wasn’t very hygienic, and Carlton says that wild animals are scary dead or alive. Robbie tries to lighten the mood with some jokes, and Wallace laughs at his futile attempts to get the team to get along.
On the girls’ side, Fifi notes that they are still outnumbered 7 to 2 and they may need to throw some challenges to balance things out. Zita says it would be too risky as the rest of the team may notice and vote her out, and there would be less chance of a female winner. This entices Fifi to back down, agreeing that a female winner is more important. Zita states in the confessional that she is deeply concerned with Fifi’s mindset, but she doesn’t know Fifi well enough to ask why she thinks like that.
Team Everest are satisfied to have won their first challenge, and the rest of the team applauds Edgar and Jethro for getting 20 out of 20. Ivy says she doesn’t really get why Xyly and Zed liked it so much, and Jethro shrugs that his family dabbles in the toy market so he knows what kids like.
The challenge is to chop down trees
Team Savannah: Even when Otis tries spanking him Sampson is barely able to use the axe properly, and cuts a total of 1 tree. Ub and Yannis struggle as neither is great physically, Andy and Bea do well due to their strict exercise regime and rough inner-city background respectively.
Team Mongolia: Carlton won’t do anything as he is afraid of injuring himself with the axe. Vinsun and Xadrian both do excellently thanks to their rural backgrounds. Wallace uses a machine to cut down trees for him, and while it works at first, it mistakes Fifi for a tree (due to her afro) and spends most of the challenge chasing after her – Fifi eventually manages to trick it into jumping off a cliff and shorting out.
Team Everest: Kelly does surprisingly well, and when Ivy mentions this, Kelly says she used to live on a farm down south. Edgar understandably struggles with the challenge and throws up twice.
Despite the malfunction, Team Mongolia wins the challenge with 53 trees (Wallace is happy that he managed to help the team and cause mayhem at the same time), Team Everest come second with 42 trees, and Team Savannah lose for the second time in a row with 33 trees.
Sampson, Ub and Yannis have an alliance meeting – Sampson assumes they’re getting rid of Otis, but Ub is irritated with Sampson’s performance in the last challenge and states that Otis is the only thing making him do any work, so they’re keeping him for now. They don’t realise that Otis and Bea are spying on them, and learn of the alliance. Ub tries to convince Andy and Quana to spare Sampson again but they won’t budge.

At the elimination, Sampson announces that he’s a plant and can’t be eliminated. Donald (who is in charge of the ceremonies) neither confirms nor denies this. Otis and Bea vote Sampson off anyway, while Andy and Quana vote for Ub. Bea is eliminated 3-2-2.

Episode 6 –
Team Savannah: Otis tells Andy and Quana about Ub’s alliance. They agree to all vote together if they ever go to another elimination. Otis goes back to the cabin and starts pressing Sampson on being a plant – Sampson insists that he is Mr Gregson’s son, and Otis buys it. Ub says in the confessional that Sampson is obviously lying, but it kept an ally in the game so he won’t complain
Team Mongolia: Fifi is furious at Wallace and accuses him of deliberately trying to kill her. Wallace finds her outburst hilarious and laughs it off, which angers her even more, and she tries to attack him. Zita manages to pull her away, and Ned insists that while Wallace’s machine may have been dangerous, it did help them win the challenge.
Team Everest: Donny is annoyed that they are only one episode in, and have only won one challenge. Edgar points out that Savannah have also only won one challenge, and they have also gone to two eliminations, so their team could be doing worse. Edgar says he hopes they don’t get another physical challenge, because he can barely move his arms after chopping trees all day. Jethro scoffs and says that Edgar only cut down 2 or 3, but Larry agrees with Edgar and says he hopes for a video game related challenge. The girls can’t sleep, so Tabitha does Ivy and Kelly’s nails. Ivy states that this game is starting to feel like a real summer-camp, and Kelly mumbles that she wouldn’t know what that’s like.
The challenge is to paint a picture
Team Savannah: Andy suggests doing an outer-space themed picture. Ub agrees, and says they could do something like Van Gogh’s ‘Starry Night’. Otis questions how he knows what ‘Starry Night’ looks like, and Ub shrugs that he uses his imagination. Yannis takes the lead in the painting and Quana and Sampson help out with some of the background work
Team Mongolia: Robbie suggests that Carlton take the lead, since he seemed to enjoy painting in the aircraft challenge. Carlton isn’t sure what to draw, and everyone on the team bombards him with suggestions, which makes him freak out. Fifi gets everyone to shut up and insists that he paint her. Wallace interjects, ‘It pleases nobody except for you. Let’s do it’.
Team Everest: Jethro asks if anyone is any good at painting – Tabitha raises her hand, and Kelly says she has painted fences so she’d be good with the background. Larry says he has an idea but he isn’t sure how to explain. Tabitha welcomes this, and says that her art teacher said it’s best not to know what you’re drawing so you don’t draw what you know. She is unknowingly guided by Larry into painting Pinkie Pie from Friendship is Magic. Edgar is the first to recognise the character and he and the rest of the boys start teasing Larry.
The paintings are judged by Quadesh and Donald. Quadesh gives Team Savannah 8, and Donald, always a fan of the classics, gives them a 10.
Both of them give 9 to Team Mongolia, impressed by Carlton’s ability to draw still life.
Quadesh gives 6 to Team Everest, while Donald gives them 7. While the painting isn’t bad, it didn’t blow them away like the other two.
Andy points out that Team Savannah and Mongolia have the same number of points, and he asks who won. Quadesh tells the contestants to give them a moment, and she and Donald get into a huddle before announcing that they have decided to put the contestants who contributed most to the challenge in the Champions Cabin – Andy, Quana and Yannis from Team Savannah, and Carlton, Fifi, Robbie and Wallace from Team Mongolia. Everyone else sleeps in the Middle Place cabin. Sampson protests that Andy didn’t do any painting, and Quadesh shrugs that the ideas matter just as much as the finished product.
Edgar, Jethro and Larry discuss who to vote off, though the latter continues to get teased for being a brony. They decide to go with Kelly, and Larry passes it on to Donny. Tabitha decides to target Larry, still irritated that he made her draw a cartoon pony. She approaches Donny and tells him that she over-heard Larry making Snow White jokes – this makes Donny’s blood boil, but he thanks Tabitha for telling him.

Larry is eliminated 4-3

Episode 7 –
(Ulric: Nina is just plain gross; seriously, I have a suspicion that she stands in the toilet
Dat’s transphobic)
Team Everest: Edgar and Jethro confront Donny for changing his vote, and Donny tells them about what Tabitha said. Edgar and Jethro assure him that Larry never made any Snow White jokes, but Donny isn’t sure who to trust. Jethro muses in the confessional that Tabitha ‘fancies herself a strategist’ and that he’ll soon put a stop to it. He holds up a pocket watch and says ‘now I just need some sucker to test it out on’
Middle Place Cabin: Sampson is still bitter about being placed in the Middle Place Cabin and makes his feelings known. Xadrian asks Ub how he puts up with him and Ub responds, ‘with a lot of patience’. Paul and Vinsun are happy to be re-united with Ub, and they discuss the game so far. Zita has the cabin to herself, and spends the evening rummaging through Fifi’s stuff.
Champions Cabin: The winners of each team break the ice with each other. Fifi and Quana discuss singers (female only of course) and find that they both love Beyoncé and Celine Dion. Andy, Yannis, Robbie and Wallace play Mario together – Wallace and Yannis fight hard to win but in the end it’s the latter. Carlton watches in the background, and when Wallace asks if he wants a go, Carlton says he’s scared of the remote vibrating.
Vinsun is having an early morning walk in the forest when he bumps into Jethro. Jethro holds up his watch and says, ‘you are feeling evil. Two-faced. The most cut-throat villain this game has ever seen’, and then he leaves. Vinsun blinks in confusion, but shrugs and goes to get breakfast.
The challenge is bee-keeping (in this universe it’s Imanda’s idea)
Team Savannah: The bees are kept at bay thanks to Quana singing lullabies. This allows everyone to easily extract the honey – even Sampson fills thirty jars, while everyone else gets forty or more
Team Mongolia: Carlton refuses to participate because he is afraid of getting stung. Paul also proves to be a liability due to being put off by the sticky honey. Fifi proves to be the strongest player, and spends much time bragging about her ‘laser focus’. Neither of the two country boys (Vinsun and Xadrian) are familiar with bee-keeping and only do average
Team Everest: Tabitha is the only person familiar with bee-keeping since her family does it, and she contributes over a third of her team’s output. The rest of the team does reasonably well, with no weak links.
Team Savannah wins with 253 jars, Team Everest come second with 197, and Team Mongolia narrowly loses with 187.
After the challenge, Vinsun gets Carlton alone and tells him they are allies from now on. Carlton mumbles that he would have liked to go home, but Vinsun says if he doesn’t comply, he’ll put lawn gnomes in his bed. He tells Carlton to vote off Ned, and to pass it onto Wallace.
Vinsun explains that he wants control of the team, and since Ned is openly neutral, there’s no point in keeping him around. He continues that Paul is already on his side so he may as well keep up his ‘nice country boy’ act around him.
Carlton runs to Wallace crying. Wallace predictably teases him, and Carlton screams ‘vote for Ned’ before running off. Wallace is puzzled but decides to go with it since he hadn’t decided who to vote for anyway.
Fifi notices that all her stuff has been moved around and Zita admitted what she did. Fifi forgives her, as long as she helps her vote off Wallace, since she is still convinced that he tried to kill her. Vinsun appears at the door-frame and asks if he can come in. Fifi tells him no boys are allowed, but Vinsun walks in anyway and says that it’s an emergency. He then tells Fifi that Ned said that men are better than women, and rape victims are asking for it. He leaves and Fifi is horrified. Zita is shocked that Ned said this but reasons that Vinsun is a nice guy and wouldn’t make it up.
Ned and Xadrian vote for Carlton for sitting out of several challenges, and Robbie votes for Paul, seeing him as a weak link

Ned is eliminated 6-2-1

Episode 8 –
Wallace and Carlton hang out outside and Wallace asks Carlton why he wanted to vote for Ned. Carlton hesitates for a whole two seconds, then he breaks down and says Vinsun threatened him. Wallace is furious, proclaiming that Carlton is his minion and nobody else’s, but Carlton begs him not to tell anyone in case Vinsun puts lawn gnomes in his bed.
In the Loser Cabin, Paul and Vinsun have a wholesome discussion about farm animals, while Xadrian and Robbie tell each other anti-jokes (“Why did the girl fall off the swing?” “She had no arms”). On the girls’ side, Fifi asks Zita if she’s a kleptomaniac, and Zita says she’ll tell Fifi about it if she tells her why she hates men. Fifi takes a moment to collect her thoughts and then breaks down and tells Zita about how her father left before she was born. Zita admits that she has OCD and is obsessed with money and possessions. There’s a couple seconds of silence before Fifi says, ‘So, you have OCD…but Ned didn’t?’
Middle Place Cabin: Jethro asks Edgar and Donny who they think got voted off at the last ceremony. Edgar says their team is so full of deadweight that it could be anyone, listing off Paul’s fear of germs, Fifi’s misandry, and Carlton’s habit of sitting out of challenges. Donny says he has no idea who half of these people are, but hopes it’s Fifi since they fought a lot in the first challenge. Jethro says in the confessional that he can’t wait to see if hypnotising Vinsun worked.
On the girls’ side, Tabitha shows up to the cabin at 11pm, and Ivy and Kelly ask her where she’s been. She says she needed a walk and lost track of time. Ivy says she doesn’t get why people ‘need walks’ and much prefers being around friends. This turns into a discussion about introverts and extroverts. Tabitha admits in the confessional that she was looking for Kim – since she isn’t sure if her alliance will survive the next ceremony, she needs some ‘let’s say…security’.
Champions’ Cabin: Everyone congratulates Quana for helping them the challenge, but Quana reminds them that there’s no ‘I’ in team. Otis says it’s been a while since he was in this cabin and that he’s going to stuff his face. He asks Sampson if he’s coming, and Sampson gets offended and says he’s fat because he’s lazy, not because he ‘eats like a pig’. Ub says he could also stuff his face, and he and Otis spend the evening raiding the kitchen. Ub tells Otis that his alliance is keeping him in since he’s the only reason Sampson does any work, and asks if Otis wants to join them. Otis says he doesn’t do alliances, which is a lie since he already agreed to vote with Andy and Quana.
The challenge is a fear challenge. Since Team Mongolia has a number’s advantage, Savannah and Everest will get a bonus point for every three people who complete their challenges.
Team Savannah: Andy’s challenge is different to the ‘canon of fanon’ – he has to listen to thunder sounds for 30 seconds and he passes. Yannis’ challenge is to kiss Kim on the cheek (Kim has to be restrained due to Yannis’ skin colour) – he reluctantly complies and passes. Team Savannah gets a total of 5 points
Team Mongolia: Carlton won’t go near the lawn gnomes. Fifi’s challenge is to listen to five rape jokes through headphones – she passes but has a mental breakdown afterwards. For the rest of the day she can’t say anything except the word ‘soap’. Xadrian’s challenge is to watch his dad get punched by Kim – he shoves his dad out of the way and lets himself get punched, failing the challenge. Vinsun’s challenge is stay in a cage full of wolves for one minute, which he passes. Only Fifi, Vinsun and Wallace pass their challenges, so Team Mongolia gets 3 points
Team Everest: Edgar’s challenge is to watch a giant baking soda volcano erupt. He passes. Ivy’s challenge is to have her diary read out by Nakia – Ivy declines, but Nakia ignores her and reads “I have a huge crush on…” before Oscar puts his hand over her mouth and Ulric swipes the diary and gives it back to Ivy. Tabitha happens to be watching and wonders who it could be. Jethro’s challenge is to swim in a pool with a shark – he passes.
Tabitha enters a room that is supervised by Winnie. Tabitha comments that it’s like looking at a mirror, which makes Winnie scowl. Winnie tells Tabitha that her challenge is eat a spoonful of honey, which Tabitha does without hesitation. Winnie then asks Tabitha what she is really afraid of, and she says ‘making her parents mad’. Tabitha is horrified and asks what was in the honey. Winnie explains that the producers suspected she pretended to drink the soda and lied about her fear, since she did so well in the bee-keeping challenge. Tabitha says she won’t do it, regardless of what the challenge is. Team Everest gets 5 points
Once again, there is a tie for first place. Quadesh decides not to split the teams up again since it caused controversy last time. In order to break the tie, the four contestants of Savannah and Everest who did not complete their challenge have to play ‘Lightning Reaction’, a commercial game where the person who is last to press a button gets an electric shock. Whoever gets an electric shock loses the Champions’ Cabin for their team. Ivy is the last to react and gets shocked, so Team Savannah win twice in a row and Team Everest come second twice in a row.
After the challenge, Fifi is still traumatised over her challenge. Zita tries to comfort her, but to no avail. Carlton comes over and says this is how he feels every second of his life. He sits beside Fifi and gives her a hug. This makes Fifi come back to her senses and her instinct is to shove Carlton away and yell at him for touching her. She then realises what just happened and apologises to Carlton and thanks him.
Vinsun and Paul discuss who to vote off. Vinsun decides to go with Fifi, reasoning that she doesn’t like men, and she could get rid of any of them. Paul suggests Carlton, but Vinsun says that Carlton keeps voting for himself, so he’s not going to for vote for them. Paul questions how Vinsun suddenly got so strategic, but decides not to dwell on it.
Vinsun once again confronts Carlton and tells him to pass it onto Wallace. Wallace is set on getting rid of Vinsun, but Carlton once again pleads him not to. He tells Wallace he has a plan to get back at Vinsun and keep himself safe.
Robbie reluctantly votes off Carlton. Even though he did well in a couple of challenges, it doesn’t make up for all the times he’s sat out.

Carlton is eliminated 4-2-2.

Episode 9 –
Vinsun is walking through the forest when Wallace appears out of nowhere and pins him against a tree. He says he knows that Vinsun threatened Carlton, and he better watch his step from now on. Vinsun laughs at Wallace’s over the top anger and suggests that they ally. Wallace thinks about it, but concludes that stealing someone else’s minions is ‘unforgivable’
Tabitha is hanging out alone by the dock when Kim approaches her and says she watched her confessional. Tabitha explains that her team is at dead-lock and she needs her to ‘arrange’ something if they go to elimination again. Kim asks what’s in it for her, and Tabitha tells her that her parents have top lawyers, so if Kim ever needs a freebie, she can hook her up. Kim says she’s interested and will see what she can do.
Fifi is sad about Carlton’s elimination, and Zita says he didn’t do much in challenges so it was going to happen eventually. Fifi admits that a man has never anything so helpful before, and she feels confused. Paul, Robbie, Vinsun and Xadrian hang out at breakfast, and complain excessively about Chef’s food. Paul almost gets hit in the head by a hatchet, but Vinsun pushes him out of the way. Robbie says in a confessional ‘Oh, Chef Hatchet! I get it now.’
The six members of Team Savannah eat breakfast together. Quana complains that the washrooms were out of shampoo, so her hair is a little poofy. Otis teases her and says she sounds like Nakia, which Quana takes great offence to. Andy assures her that her hair is still beautiful, and Otis lets out a wolf-whistle. Andy insists that he and Quana are just friends, though in the confessional he admits he has a crush on Quana but isn’t sure how to approach her.
Donny, Edgar and Jethro hang out in the woods. Donny does pull ups on one of the branches, Jethro tries to without much success, and Edgar watches them while he scoffs chips. Donny and Edgar get into a heated debate about staying healthy, and Jethro is happy to watch them fight.
The challenge is a talent contest, with Chef, Sophie, Imanda, Winnie and Raven as judges.
Team Savannah: Andy’s talent is cosplaying as Darth Vader, Otis’ talent is lockpicking, Quana’s talent is singing, Ub’s ‘talent’ is stand up comedy, and Yannis’ talent is drawing. They decide to pick Andy, Quana and Yannis
Team Mongolia: Robbie’s talent is stand up, Vinsun’s talent is whittling, Wallace’s talent is fireworks, Xadrian’s act is also whittling, and Zita’s talent is illusion magic. Robbie, Wallace and Zita are chosen.
Team Everest: Donny’s talent is shooting himself from a cannon (though the island doesn’t have one), Edgar’s talent is doing long division in his head, Ivy’s talent is surviving the cold, Kelly’s talent is playing the ocarina, and Tabitha’s talent is card tricks. Edgar, Kelly and Tabitha are chosen.
The first round of acts is Yannis, Wallace and Edgar. Yannis draws a caricature of Nakia which gets 37 points. Wallace gets 30 points (though is informed that Sophie gave him 10), and Edgar gets 28 points
The second round is Andy, Zita and Tabitha. Andy only gets 17 points – Quadesh tells him it probably wasn’t a great idea to do a Star Wars cosplay for a judging panel of girls (Chef scowls at this). Zita starts off her act by saying ‘I will need a Canadian quarter for my first trick’ – the judges try to get her one but find that all their purses are missing. Zita shrugs and says she might have one. She takes off her top hat and reveals all four purses inside. The judges are very impressed, and she gets 48 points. Finally, Tabitha does a card trick, and asks Chef to pick a card. She successfully finds his card, and scores 34 points. Tabitha complains in the confessional about being right after Zita.
The final round is Quana, Robbie and Kelly. Quana sings and gets top marks from everyone. Quadesh says Sophie tried to submit an ‘11’ but it wasn’t accepted. Robbie does stand-up, but only gets an okay score of 31. Finally, Kelly plays the ocarina. The judges are impressed and she gets 40.
The totals are incredibly close. Mongolia wins with 109 points, Savannah comes second with 104, and Everest loses with 102.
After the elimination, Tabitha meets up with Kim to make sure everything is set.
Edgar finds a note under his bed stating he has been randomly selected to receive a package from home, and he can collect it by the dock. Unfortunately, when he reaches the dock, Kim is waiting for him.

Meanwhile, Jethro encounters Kelly outside. They chat for a bit, and Jethro is about to take out his pocket watch when Ivy runs over and tells them that Edgar is at the medical tent. They all rush over, where Edgar is being treated by Imanda and Raven. Edgar tells them that Kim beat him up and broke all of his limbs.

Edgar shows up to the ceremony in a full body cast. He is eliminated 5-1. Jethro reasons he would rather not have a ‘crippled’ team-mate, and he can just use hypnosis again next time.

Episode 10
Jethro confronts Tabitha about having Edgar injured. Tabitha denies it at first, but Jethro isn’t convinced, saying it’s too convenient, and he knows that Tabitha told Donny about the Snow White jokes Larry supposedly made. Tabitha gives in, and tells Jethro that if he doesn’t shut his mouth she will make his family homeless. Jethro laughs and says he knows a thing or two about Canadian law and you can’t just make people homeless willy-nilly. Tabitha tells him he has no idea what she’s capable of, and Jethro suggests they form an alliance. Tabitha declines, stating she has a clear majority and there’s nothing he can do about it.
Donny works out in the forest and bumps into Xadrian, who is hunting for animals. Donny talks about his workout routine, and Xadrian says he gets all the exercise he needs from being out and about. He then spots a bear in the distance and runs after it. In the confessional Xadrian’s face is yellow and wet and he groans ‘A bear doesn’t just pee in the woods’
Paul, Robbie and Vinsun are watching cartoons in the Champion’s Cabin when Fifi and Zita come in and Fifi demands they watch the Kardashians. The boys refuse and even Zita takes their side. Fifi tries to grab the remote and Vinsun drenches her in water. Fifi leaves the room in disgust, and Vinsun pretends to be embarrassed and says he doesn’t know what came over him. Robbie notes that Fifi has been especially cranky since the last elimination
Ivy, Jethro, Kelly and Tabitha have breakfast in the mess hall. They are still shaken up over what happened last night, though Ivy notes that Jethro seems to be taking it well. Jethro tells her that he’s still sad but isn’t good at expressing his feelings.
At the Savannah table, Sampson accidentally drops his fried egg on his lap and makes a mess. Otis says he needs a girlfriend, and Sampson points out that he doesn’t have one either. Otis jokingly says he doesn’t need one because he is perfect as he is. Ub says he wouldn’t mind a relationship but he doesn’t believe the right girl is in this season. Otis asks ‘what about last season’ and Ub says ‘you know what I mean’. Yannis blushes at this, and Otis says that Yannis likes someone from last season. Ub asks who it is, and Yannis mimes zipping his lips. Sampson calls his gesture redundant and Yannis flips him off.
The challenge is a cooking challenge.
Team Savannah: Ub and Yannis work on sushi for starter, Otis and Sampson work on ribs for main course, and Andy and Quana do apple pie for dessert.
Team Mongolia: Fifi appoints herself as head chef. Wallace suggests putting it to a vote, and Fifi counters that women weren’t allowed to vote for a long time so it’s ‘only fair’. Vinsun and Xadrian do beans on toast for starter, Robbie and Zita do steak and chips for main course, and Paul and Wallace do candy fruit for dessert. (During the challenge, Fifi tries one of the fruit and it turns out to be Wallace’s ‘tainted start fruit’)
Team Everest: Tabitha and Donny do mac and cheese for starter, Jethro and Kelly do Texas style ribs for main course, and Ivy makes home-made ice cream for dessert
The judges are Gary and Imanda (who cooks for the second-place team).
Gary and Imanda praise the home-made ice cream and the ribs, but say the mac and cheese was a little overdone. Team Everest score ‘8’ from both judges
For Team Mongolia, Imanda loves all of their dishes and gives them ‘9’. Gary enjoys the candy fruit, but says the other dishes are average, and gives them a ‘6’.
Team Savannah are praised for their sushi and apple pie, though Gary notes that Team Everest’s ribs were better than Savannah’s. Imanda gives them a ‘9’, and Gary gives them an ‘8’, giving them the victory. Team Everest comes second and Team Mongolia loses.
Fifi lashes out at Wallace after the challenge for ‘poisoning’ her, and he is so going home. Wallace says she should vote for Vinsun and tries to explain that he lied about Ned’s sexist comments. Fifi doesn’t believe him and draws a finger across her neck.

Vinsun and Paul agree to vote off Wallace, since he was mean to Fifi in the challenge. Robbie and Xadrian vote off Fifi for bossing them around. Zita can’t bring herself to vote for Wallace and casts a throwaway vote for Paul.
Wallace is eliminated 3-2-1-1

Episode 11
In the Champions’ Cabin, Otis makes microwave popcorn, but doesn’t pay attention and accidentally sets the microwave on fire. Yannis hears him screaming and puts it out with a fire extinguisher. Ub and Sampson also enter and Ub asks him how long he put it in the microwave. Otis says 5 minutes, 20 seconds, like the box said. Sampson picks up the box and confirms it should have been 2 minutes, 50 seconds. He then remarks, ‘Tell me you don’t have dyslexia too’
Andy and Quana watch a rom-com about two singers falling in love. When the film is over, Quana says he enjoyed and asks Andy why he picked. Andy mumbles that he’s a sucker for rom-coms. He admits in the confessional that he wanted to woo Quana over, but when the film ended he felt like the timing wasn’t right. Meanwhile, Quana considers whether she has feelings for Andy
Team Mongolia: Robbie and Xadrian are sad that Wallace left, since they both voted off Fifi. Vinsun points out that he wasn’t very nice and tried to kill Fifi. Robbie says it was an accident and as a comedian he knows that sometimes things work and sometimes they don’t.
On the girl’s side, Fifi is the happy that the boy to girl ratio is starting to even out, and it’s been six days since a girl was last eliminated. Zita admits she didn’t vote for Wallace, and even she isn’t sure why. Fifi doesn’t seem to mind – he still got voted off and that’s the main thing.
Team Everest: The five of them have breakfast in the Mess Hall. Donny notes that the porridge has too much sugar in it, and Ivy jokes that Imanda is trying to fatten them up and turn them into girl scout cookies. Tabitha overdoes her fake laughter and gets some weird stares. Kelly asks everyone what they think the challenge will be, and Jethro replies, ‘anything that doesn’t involve sharks’.
Today’s challenge is based on Jungle Run
The first challenge is to find a disc in the dark. Team Everest are at a disadvantage since Savannah have Ub (who is used to not being able to see), and Mongolia have Zita, who is great at finding things.
Next they have to complete a sliding puzzle. Savannah finishes quickly thanks to Andy’s quick thinking, while Everest aren’t far behind thanks to Jethro and Tabitha. Mongolia takes a bit longer at this part of the challenge, and Xadrian mentions that Wallace would have been great at these
The third challenge is a ball maze. Savannah, who were in the lead by that point, end up being held back due to Otis shaking the maze too much. After a while Ub yells at him to sit out. The other two teams finish it without any trouble
Next is a Sudoku puzzle. Tabitha proves to be excellent at them, but not as good as Andy and Yannis combined. They finish the puzzle quickly and get Team Savannah back in the lead.
Next the teams are faced with twenty swords and have to find the right one. Team Mongolia has no idea what to do and just goes with random chance. Team Savannah are first to complete it after Sampson of all people figures out that it’s the one in the knight’s hand. Team Savannah wins the challenge, Team Everest comes second, and Team Mongolia loses
Vinsun grows suspicious of Xadrian. Since he mentioned that Wallace should have stayed during the challenge, he suspects that Wallace told Xadrian about his misdeeds. He convinces Paul to join him, using his animal abuse as an excuse. He and Paul go for a walk and bump into Fifi and Zita. Fifi brings up that she got votes last time and asks if they’re voting for her. The boys deny this and say they are voting for Xadrian

Xadrian is eliminated 4-2. However, Vinsun is frustrated because Fifi was in the bottom 2, meaning that Xadrian didn’t vote for him.

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- Contestant was eliminated
- Contestant received votes but was safe
- Contestant lost challenge but did not receive votes
- Contestant received immunity

Note - this isn't a real fanfic, it's just a random idea I had.

This was inspired by a fanfiction called 'Total Shuffled Island' by Fangren, where the author put the names of all the Total Drama contestants from season 1 to 5 into the list randomizer for random.org, and assigned them to TDI, TDWT, TDROTI or TDPI.

I have done the same thing, except I used characters from TDL1, TDL2, TDTT and TDT (which were all written by ) - so I present to you, Total Shuffled Tween Tour!

Shuffled Letterz is already complete and part 1 can be found here -
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Tween Tour also started recently and can be viewed here
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Seasons will be updated in the order that they were originally uploaded (based on fanfiction reviews)

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Episode 1 -

26 contestants arrive at the camp for a brand new season where Quadesh and Yoko are the hosts. For the first challenge, they have to find Easter eggs.

Bea, Ned and Otis form a group. Ned correctly identifies that Bea has Tourette’s Syndrome and she groans and says she hoped she’d get to at least episode 10 without anyone finding her out. Otis says it’s nothing to be ashamed of and he has ADHD. Ned says people mistake him for having OCD but it’s not actually true.

Andy and Quana work together. They encounter Kim in an Easter Bunny outfit and Quana knocks her unconscious and says she can’t stand evil people. They take the two eggs that were in Kim’s basket

Paul, Ub, Vinsun and Yannis travel in a group. Ub asks everyone why they auditioned for the show. Paul says he wants to get over his fear of germs, Vinsun says he wanted to experience the real world, and Ub says he wanted to prove people with disabilities are capable. Yannis points at Ub and nods as if to say ‘same for me’. Vinsun finds an egg and goes back to camp.

Helen ends up with Robbie and Zita. Robbie annoys Helen by telling loads of jokes (NOTE: Robbie hasn’t won the lottery at this point). Helen finds an egg, calls Robbie a ‘hyper annoyance’ and walks off. This angers Zita and she swipes Helen’s egg and hands it to Robbie, who walks off. Helen drones that stealing is far too exciting.

Wallace and Carlton form a duo. Wallace finds an egg and places it over a pit for people to fall into. Carlton protests that he is afraid of other people getting hurt but Wallace makes him hide in a bush. Donny, Fifi, Gordon and Tabitha walk by. Gordon keeps hitting on Tabitha and groping her. Donny notices the egg and Fifi goes over to get it. Donny protests that he saw it first and Fifi accuses him of being sexist. Donny gives in and Fifi falls into the pit. Donny helps her out and Fifi accuses him of digging the hole in the first place. They continue to argue over who should get the egg, when Fifi notices Gordon touch Tabitha’s ass. Fifi scolds him and concludes that Tabitha deserves the egg. Gordon continues following her despite not having an egg of his own.

Kelly, Larry and Xadrian travel together. They find an egg outside a rabbit warren and Xadrian kills the rabbit and proclaims it dinner. Kelly is horrified and runs away, while Larry takes pleasure in her reaction.

Kelly bumps into Ivy and Megan, and doesn’t notice the former staring at her boobs. Megan comes across some footprints and suspects they must be aliens. They find Harvey, who is dressed in bunny lingerie. Ivy says she has so many questions. Harvey hands Megan an egg and she walks off.

Edgar and Jethro find two eggs in a stump, and then they come across Sampson who demands one of the eggs. Jethro tells him to ‘fuck off’ and he and Edgar make their way to the finish. Sampson is then encountered by Bea, Ned and Otis. Sampson demands they give him an egg, and Otis says they don’t have any and he’s not mooching off of them. Ned says Sampson needs to do his bit, and eggs aren’t going to fall out of the sky, only for an egg to fall out of a tree and land in Sampson’s lap. Sampson bids them farewell and Bea shouts several swear words at him, only to admit after that they weren’t tics.

Paul, Ub and Yannis continue to travel together. Ub has already found an egg but wants to stick around for his ‘pals’ (really ‘potential allies’). They find some eggs in a tree and Yannis climbs for them.

Ivy and Kelly continue to walk together when Ivy finds an egg next to a rock (Kelly has already found one). He picks it up, but both of them get their eggs swiped by Zita. Zita gives one to Helen, who refuses and says she’d rather keep looking. Zita discards the egg on the grass, and Ivy and Kelly run over to get it. Unfortunately, it’s on top of Wallace’s pit and they both fall in.

Larry and Xadrian arrive back at camp. Several campers, including Megan and Tabitha, are repulsed by the rabbit carcus that Xadrian is carrying.

The last people to arrive are Ivy and Kelly, who are covered in dirt and grass stains. Wallace high fives Carlton, who cries because it hurt his hand.

Everyone opens their eggs using keys provided by Lavender, and the sleeping arrangements are as follows:

Champion Cabin: Bea, Edgar, Fifi, Gordon, Kelly, Robbie, Sampson, Wallace

Middle Place Cabin: Andy, Carlton, Paul, Quana, Tabitha, Ub, Vinsun, Xadrian, Yannis

Loser Cabin: Donny, Helen, Ivy, Jethro, Larry, Megan, Ned, Otis, Zita

Episode 2 –

In the Champions’ Cabin, Edgar and Wallace check out the Games Room. Edgar plays Donkey Kong, while Wallace examines the machines for spare parts he can use.

Fifi and Kelly play cards, and Fifi complains that the king is seen as more important than the queen. Bea, who is hanging around in the background, says that she ‘f**king hates feminism’ and Fifi has a whole speech prepared for that.

Sampson gets his his hand stuck in a vending machine. Gordon and Robbie both come by but neither bothers to help him out, so he is stuck there til morning.

In the Middle Place Cabin, Paul gets to work cleaning up the place. Andy asks him why he is so afraid of germs, and Paul says he doesn’t know him well enough to answer. Carlton states that germs aren’t as scary as [lists many, many things]. Xadrian walks in eating the rabbit that he caught earlier, which grosses everyone out.

On the girls’ side, Quana and Tabitha are alone together. Tabitha says that it must be strange being a contestant instead of hosting the aftermath, and Quana says she’ll get used to it, and might actually get a chance to sing this way.

In the Loser Cabin, the boys try to settle down to sleep, but Otis starts asking everyone random questions about themselves. Donny and Jethro start yelling at him to shut up, though Larry says he doesn’t mind staying up a bit longer. Ned, predictably, remains neutral and says either way is good.

On the girls’ side, Ivy complains that it is too warm, and she prefers the cold. Helen drones that the cold could lead to hypothermia which is far too exciting. Megan states that it wouldn’t be as exciting as aliens, and Zita interjects that aliens aren’t as exciting as money.

In the morning, the contestants have breakfast provided by Gary. Paul, Ub, Vinsun and Yannis eat together and Yannis writes a note saying he hopes they’re all on the same team.

Quadesh hands everyone keys and says that everyone will find a coin inside their egg. Those with red coins are Team Savannah, those with blue coins are Team Everest, and those with green coins are Team Mongolia ‘named after the Mongolian jungle’. Edgar points out that Mongolia is mostly desert, and Quadesh scrunches up her notecard and throws it at Yoko’s head.

Team Savannah – Andy, Bea, Helen, Otis, Quana, Sampson, Ub, Yannis

Team Mongolia – Carlton, Fifi, Gordon, Paul, Robbie, Vinsun, Wallace, Xadrian

Team Everest – Donny, Edgar, Ivy, Jethro, Kelly, Larry, Megan, Tabitha

Ned and Zita get the marshmallow coins and are safe from elimination for the first round.

Team Savannah: Helen and Sampson get firewood but Sampson refuses to do anything and says keeping her company is enough. Helen says that he would be more of a benefit if he left and Sampson obeys. When Sampson returns, Otis smacks him with a piece of driftwood until he goes back. Ub and Yannis bond over their disabilities, though Yannis has to get Bea to read out his notes, which has mixed results. Quana tries to keep up morale by singing a song about fire, and Andy does nothing of significance except point out that there’s no fire in space.

Team Mongolia: Fifi is annoyed that she is the only girl on the team and says she will be taking charge. When Wallace objects to this, Fifi scoffs that he doesn’t want a woman in charge. Carlton refuses to go near the fire, and he won’t collect wood either. Gordon doesn’t do anything except mope around and call Fifi ugly. Paul and Vinsun work on the fire, though Paul sprays all the planks. Robbie and Xadrian collect wood together, though Xadrian freaks Robbie out when he uses a stick to stab a raccoon to death. Wallace and Carlton go back to the cabin without telling anyone and they return with a flamethrower, though it malfunctions and ends up charring the fire.

Team Everest: Ivy and Kelly collect sticks together (mainly because Ivy didn’t want to be near the heat). Kelly continues to be oblivious that Ivy is staring at her breasts. Edgar, Jethro and Larry work on the fire and discuss how they are going to get through the game, all agreeing on brains and strategy. Megan suspects that Donny is an alien due to ‘unusual proportions’, which understandably pisses him. Tabitha intervenes, but plays along with Megan when Donny isn’t around as she sees her as a potential ally.

Team Savannah wins (mainly thanks to Otis), Team Everest comes second and Team Mongolia loses.

Xadrian votes off Carlton for being a coward (Carlton votes for himself for the same reason), Gordon votes off Fifi for being an ‘ugly dyke’, Wallace also votes for Fifi out of fear that she may foil his schemes, and everyone else votes for Gordon for contributing nothing to the team. Wallace doesn't get any votes despite causing their loss. Gordon is eliminated 5-2-2, and Ned and Zita become members of Team Mongolia. Fifi is relieved that there’s another girl on the team, while Ned states that each team has it’s pros and cons

Episode 3 –
Ned is welcomed to Team Mongolia. Robbie tells jokes which Ned calls ‘mildly amusing’ and he actually tries some of Xadrian’s raccoon stew and says ‘it could use a bit more salt’. Lavender enters the cabin and gives everyone sodas, then asks what they afraid of. Carlton is afraid of lawn gnomes, Ned is afraid of bears, Paul is afraid of germs, Robbie is afraid of being underground, Vinsun is afraid of wolves, Wallace is afraid of helping an old lady cross the street, and Xadrian is afraid of his father getting hurt
On the girls’ side, Fifi expresses delight over having another girl on the team, and Zita assures her that she is hardly a saint. Imanda enters and gives them two sodas. Fifi is afraid of rape jokes, and Zita is afraid of fire.
On Team Everest, Donny is still grumbly over how Megan treated him, and Edgar proceeds to tease him even harder. Donny fights back by calling him ‘fat-ass’ and they get into a slapping fight that Larry has to break up. They are visited by Gary…Donny is afraid of super heavyweight wrestlers, Edgar is afraid of volcanoes, Jethro is afraid of sharks, and Larry is afraid of zombies.
On the girls’ side, Tabitha continues to humour Megan’s paranoia, while Ivy and Kelly discuss the game. Kelly lies and says that she came to make friends, but reveals in the confessional that she and her sisters are struggling to survive. Bonnie enters their cabin…Ivy is afraid of fire, Kelly is afraid of being hit, Megan is afraid of getting probed, and Tabitha is afraid of bees,
Team Savannah are in the winning cabin, celebrating their victory – except Helen who complains that winning is far too exciting. Quana suggests having a sing-song, but before anyone can object, Sophie walks in with a tray of sodas (and a flask of water for Helen). Andy is afraid of thunder, Bea is afraid of airport security, Helen is afraid of fun, Otis is afraid of dinosaurs, Quana is afraid of graveyards, Sampson is afraid of blowfish, Ub is afraid of falling, and Yannis is afraid of Kim.
The challenge is to build flying machines.
Team Savannah: Helen refuses to participate in the challenge due to it being too exciting. Andy takes the lead in building due to his knowledge of rockets, with help from Ub and Yannis. Otis looks for parts, and drags Sampson along – when Sampson protests that Helen gets to skip the challenge, Otis shrugs and says he can’t hit girls. Bea and Quana are in charge of painting the aircraft.
Team Mongolia: Wallace offers to take the lead, though the rest of the team are skeptical due to him screwing up last time. Wallace asks if anyone else knows anything about building vehicles, and nobody responds. He chooses Ned and Zita to assist him, seeing them as the most focused. Fifi protests that she wants to work with Zita, and Wallace says she can help build too, which Fifi is surprised by. Paul, Vinsun and Xadrian look for parts, though Paul makes Xadrian promise not to kill anything while he’s around. Vinsun says he also goes hunting from time to time, but prefers to use a gun. Robbie and Carlton paint the plane, and Robbie notes that Carlton is surprisingly calm during the challenge
Team Everest: Edgar takes charge – he says he’s read books about construction so how hard can it be. Jethro and Larry help out but none of them really know anything about building vehicles. Ivy gives the plane a blue ‘tie-dye’-esque paint job, and Tabitha helps her (she wanted to branch out in hopes of gaining more allies). Kelly, Donny and Megan look for parts and the latter two get into another fight, which frustrates Kelly so much that she starts speaking in a Southern accent.
Andy pilots for Team Savannah, Donny pilots for Team Everest, and Fifi is tricked into piloting by Wallace using reverse psychology (“there’s no way a woman could handle it”)
Team Mongolia wins the challenge, though Wallace isn’t happy that everyone sees him as a valued player. Team Savannah comes a close second, but Team Everest comes a distant last since their plane doesn’t even start.
Edgar, Jethro and Larry form an alliance, and decide to get rid of Megan, since they can easily rope in Donny. Meanwhile, Tabitha talks to Ivy and Kelly about the vote, and they are both voting for Edgar for screwing up the challenge. Tabitha tries to convince Megan to join them, but Megan is set on getting rid of Donny, and no amount of persuasion can convince her otherwise.

Megan is eliminated 4-3-1, and blames extra-terrestrial activity for her loss. Tabitha is frustrated to lose an ally so soon, but also states that Megan is a lunatic who gives her a headache.

Episode 4 –
Team Mongolia gets the Champions cabin after winning the previous challenge. Everyone thanks Wallace for helping them win, and Wallace says not to mention it – when people keep mentioning it he repeats it louder. Fifi says that Carlton seemed to enjoy painting, and Carlton says it’s a distraction from the horrors that surround him. Xadrian announces that he is going to go to the kitchen and try some store-bought meat for once.
On Team Savannah the guys are waking up. Sampson is forced out of bed by Otis after spanking him several times. Ub pulls Yannis aside and says he can fix their communication barrier by teaching him a hand language that he uses with a deaf friend back home (it was used by Helen Keller and her assistant).
On the girls’ side, Quana sings as she makes her bed, and Bea notes that she sings a lot. Quana tells her about how she wants to be a famous singer when she’s older, and Bea says she wants to be a teacher. Quana expresses some concern, but Bea insists that she saw a documentary about a teacher with Tourette’s. She adds that she wants to help kids to deal with the bullies that she never could. Helen drawls that both occupations are too exciting and she is set on working in a bank.
On Team Everest, Donny is still delighted that Megan got voted off. Edgar, Jethro and Larry all express vague agreement – though they don’t mention the alliance as Jethro is against expanding it. On the girls’ side, Tabitha is well rested for once. With Megan gone, she decides she needs to get Ivy and Kelly on her side, When she approaches them, they are eating ice-creams that Ivy mad. Tabitha asks if she can have one, and they bond over their favourite flavours. In the confessional, Tabitha calls Ivy an ‘ice-freak’ and says Kelly could use a proper haircut.
The challenge is to make toys, which will be judged Xyly and Zed.
Team Savannah: Helen insists on working on her own. Sampson begs not to have to work with Otis, and Ub says he can join himself and Yannis. Once they’re alone, Ub suggests that the three of them form an alliance, and Sampson and Yannis agree. None of them are really sure what to make until Sampson says, ‘we just need to pander to Xyly and Zed’. They design a plastic tool that is a battle axe on one end and a garden hoe on the other. Xyly loves it and gives it a ten, while Zed says it isn’t much of a toy and gives it a six.
Andy, Bea, Otis and Quana are torn between making a spaceman doll and a singing doll, and decide to combine the two ideas together. Zed is fascinated and gives it an 8, while Xyly says it’s not really her thing but she’s impressed by the design, and gives it a 7.
Helen works on her own and designs a beige ball. Xyly and Zed both give it a 1.
Team Mongolia splits into three groups – Carlton, Fifi and Zita; Ned, Robbie and Wallace; Paul, Vinsun and Xadrian.
Fifi takes complete charge of her group and they design a doll similar to the one Lisa makes in that one episode of Simpsons. Xyly and Zed don’t really get it and give it a 5 and 6 respectively
Wallace suggests making a flame thrower and it’s up to Ned and Robbie to calm him down. Eventually they compromise and make a child-safe fireworks machine. Zed finds is mesmerising and gives it a 9, while Xyly gives it an 8
Paul, Vinsun and Xadrian design a bar of soap with a face on it that cleans you while you play with it. Xyly gives it a 7 and Zed gives it an 8
Team Everest: Ivy, Kelly and Tabitha work as a trio. They make a snow cone machine that pours out syrup and sprinkles. Xyly gives it a 9 and Zed gives it an 8
Edgar and Jethro make this strange contraption with gears and dials that is secretly a hypnosis machine. Xyly and Zed both fall for it and give it a 10
Donny and Larry also work as a group. Larry’s immediately instinct is to go for something pony-themed (which Donny find questionable but doesn’t say so out loud) – they end up making a rocking horse. Xyly calls it unoriginal and gives it a 4, but Zed says fun is fun and gives it a 7
Team Everest win, Team Mongolia come second, and Team Savannah lose.
Before the elimination, Ub and Yannis bump into Andy and Quana and they discuss the challenge. Ub stresses several times that their toy was Sampson’s idea, and it got them their highest score, while Helen only got a 2. He essentially manipulates them into changing their votes.

Helen is eliminated 5-2-1

Episode 5 –
Otis is pissed that Sampson is still in the game and starts ‘interrogating’ him while they’re in the loser cabin. Sampson insists that the team simply thought he was more of an asset. Ub says in the confessional that Otis has painted a target on his back and he better hope they don’t lose again soon
Bea and Quana have the cabin to themselves. Quana notes that things are a little more peaceful without Helen calling everything too exciting, and Bea agrees, only to have rapid-fire tics a few seconds later.
Team Mongolia are in the Middle Place Cabin. Xadrian is stressing out because he hadn’t killed any animals that day and is without an ‘evening snack’. Paul says that maybe it’s for the best since having carcasses in the cabin wasn’t very hygienic, and Carlton says that wild animals are scary dead or alive. Robbie tries to lighten the mood with some jokes, and Wallace laughs at his futile attempts to get the team to get along.
On the girls’ side, Fifi notes that they are still outnumbered 7 to 2 and they may need to throw some challenges to balance things out. Zita says it would be too risky as the rest of the team may notice and vote her out, and there would be less chance of a female winner. This entices Fifi to back down, agreeing that a female winner is more important. Zita states in the confessional that she is deeply concerned with Fifi’s mindset, but she doesn’t know Fifi well enough to ask why she thinks like that.
Team Everest are satisfied to have won their first challenge, and the rest of the team applauds Edgar and Jethro for getting 20 out of 20. Ivy says she doesn’t really get why Xyly and Zed liked it so much, and Jethro shrugs that his family dabbles in the toy market so he knows what kids like.
The challenge is to chop down trees
Team Savannah: Even when Otis tries spanking him Sampson is barely able to use the axe properly, and cuts a total of 1 tree. Ub and Yannis struggle as neither is great physically, Andy and Bea do well due to their strict exercise regime and rough inner-city background respectively.
Team Mongolia: Carlton won’t do anything as he is afraid of injuring himself with the axe. Vinsun and Xadrian both do excellently thanks to their rural backgrounds. Wallace uses a machine to cut down trees for him, and while it works at first, it mistakes Fifi for a tree (due to her afro) and spends most of the challenge chasing after her – Fifi eventually manages to trick it into jumping off a cliff and shorting out.
Team Everest: Kelly does surprisingly well, and when Ivy mentions this, Kelly says she used to live on a farm down south. Edgar understandably struggles with the challenge and throws up twice.
Despite the malfunction, Team Mongolia wins the challenge with 53 trees (Wallace is happy that he managed to help the team and cause mayhem at the same time), Team Everest come second with 42 trees, and Team Savannah lose for the second time in a row with 33 trees.
Sampson, Ub and Yannis have an alliance meeting – Sampson assumes they’re getting rid of Otis, but Ub is irritated with Sampson’s performance in the last challenge and states that Otis is the only thing making him do any work, so they’re keeping him for now. They don’t realise that Otis and Bea are spying on them, and learn of the alliance. Ub tries to convince Andy and Quana to spare Sampson again but they won’t budge.

At the elimination, Sampson announces that he’s a plant and can’t be eliminated. Donald (who is in charge of the ceremonies) neither confirms nor denies this. Otis and Bea vote Sampson off anyway, while Andy and Quana vote for Ub. Bea is eliminated 3-2-2.

Episode 6 –
Team Savannah: Otis tells Andy and Quana about Ub’s alliance. They agree to all vote together if they ever go to another elimination. Otis goes back to the cabin and starts pressing Sampson on being a plant – Sampson insists that he is Mr Gregson’s son, and Otis buys it. Ub says in the confessional that Sampson is obviously lying, but it kept an ally in the game so he won’t complain
Team Mongolia: Fifi is furious at Wallace and accuses him of deliberately trying to kill her. Wallace finds her outburst hilarious and laughs it off, which angers her even more, and she tries to attack him. Zita manages to pull her away, and Ned insists that while Wallace’s machine may have been dangerous, it did help them win the challenge.
Team Everest: Donny is annoyed that they are only one episode in, and have only won one challenge. Edgar points out that Savannah have also only won one challenge, and they have also gone to two eliminations, so their team could be doing worse. Edgar says he hopes they don’t get another physical challenge, because he can barely move his arms after chopping trees all day. Jethro scoffs and says that Edgar only cut down 2 or 3, but Larry agrees with Edgar and says he hopes for a video game related challenge. The girls can’t sleep, so Tabitha does Ivy and Kelly’s nails. Ivy states that this game is starting to feel like a real summer-camp, and Kelly mumbles that she wouldn’t know what that’s like.
The challenge is to paint a picture
Team Savannah: Andy suggests doing an outer-space themed picture. Ub agrees, and says they could do something like Van Gogh’s ‘Starry Night’. Otis questions how he knows what ‘Starry Night’ looks like, and Ub shrugs that he uses his imagination. Yannis takes the lead in the painting and Quana and Sampson help out with some of the background work
Team Mongolia: Robbie suggests that Carlton take the lead, since he seemed to enjoy painting in the aircraft challenge. Carlton isn’t sure what to draw, and everyone on the team bombards him with suggestions, which makes him freak out. Fifi gets everyone to shut up and insists that he paint her. Wallace interjects, ‘It pleases nobody except for you. Let’s do it’.
Team Everest: Jethro asks if anyone is any good at painting – Tabitha raises her hand, and Kelly says she has painted fences so she’d be good with the background. Larry says he has an idea but he isn’t sure how to explain. Tabitha welcomes this, and says that her art teacher said it’s best not to know what you’re drawing so you don’t draw what you know. She is unknowingly guided by Larry into painting Pinkie Pie from Friendship is Magic. Edgar is the first to recognise the character and he and the rest of the boys start teasing Larry.
The paintings are judged by Quadesh and Donald. Quadesh gives Team Savannah 8, and Donald, always a fan of the classics, gives them a 10.
Both of them give 9 to Team Mongolia, impressed by Carlton’s ability to draw still life.
Quadesh gives 6 to Team Everest, while Donald gives them 7. While the painting isn’t bad, it didn’t blow them away like the other two.
Andy points out that Team Savannah and Mongolia have the same number of points, and he asks who won. Quadesh tells the contestants to give them a moment, and she and Donald get into a huddle before announcing that they have decided to put the contestants who contributed most to the challenge in the Champions Cabin – Andy, Quana and Yannis from Team Savannah, and Carlton, Fifi, Robbie and Wallace from Team Mongolia. Everyone else sleeps in the Middle Place cabin. Sampson protests that Andy didn’t do any painting, and Quadesh shrugs that the ideas matter just as much as the finished product.
Edgar, Jethro and Larry discuss who to vote off, though the latter continues to get teased for being a brony. They decide to go with Kelly, and Larry passes it on to Donny. Tabitha decides to target Larry, still irritated that he made her draw a cartoon pony. She approaches Donny and tells him that she over-heard Larry making Snow White jokes – this makes Donny’s blood boil, but he thanks Tabitha for telling him.

Larry is eliminated 4-3

Episode 7 –
(Ulric: Nina is just plain gross; seriously, I have a suspicion that she stands in the toilet
Dat’s transphobic)
Team Everest: Edgar and Jethro confront Donny for changing his vote, and Donny tells them about what Tabitha said. Edgar and Jethro assure him that Larry never made any Snow White jokes, but Donny isn’t sure who to trust. Jethro muses in the confessional that Tabitha ‘fancies herself a strategist’ and that he’ll soon put a stop to it. He holds up a pocket watch and says ‘now I just need some sucker to test it out on’
Middle Place Cabin: Sampson is still bitter about being placed in the Middle Place Cabin and makes his feelings known. Xadrian asks Ub how he puts up with him and Ub responds, ‘with a lot of patience’. Paul and Vinsun are happy to be re-united with Ub, and they discuss the game so far. Zita has the cabin to herself, and spends the evening rummaging through Fifi’s stuff.
Champions Cabin: The winners of each team break the ice with each other. Fifi and Quana discuss singers (female only of course) and find that they both love Beyoncé and Celine Dion. Andy, Yannis, Robbie and Wallace play Mario together – Wallace and Yannis fight hard to win but in the end it’s the latter. Carlton watches in the background, and when Wallace asks if he wants a go, Carlton says he’s scared of the remote vibrating.
Vinsun is having an early morning walk in the forest when he bumps into Jethro. Jethro holds up his watch and says, ‘you are feeling evil. Two-faced. The most cut-throat villain this game has ever seen’, and then he leaves. Vinsun blinks in confusion, but shrugs and goes to get breakfast.
The challenge is bee-keeping (in this universe it’s Imanda’s idea)
Team Savannah: The bees are kept at bay thanks to Quana singing lullabies. This allows everyone to easily extract the honey – even Sampson fills thirty jars, while everyone else gets forty or more
Team Mongolia: Carlton refuses to participate because he is afraid of getting stung. Paul also proves to be a liability due to being put off by the sticky honey. Fifi proves to be the strongest player, and spends much time bragging about her ‘laser focus’. Neither of the two country boys (Vinsun and Xadrian) are familiar with bee-keeping and only do average
Team Everest: Tabitha is the only person familiar with bee-keeping since her family does it, and she contributes over a third of her team’s output. The rest of the team does reasonably well, with no weak links.
Team Savannah wins with 253 jars, Team Everest come second with 197, and Team Mongolia narrowly loses with 187.
After the challenge, Vinsun gets Carlton alone and tells him they are allies from now on. Carlton mumbles that he would have liked to go home, but Vinsun says if he doesn’t comply, he’ll put lawn gnomes in his bed. He tells Carlton to vote off Ned, and to pass it onto Wallace.
Vinsun explains that he wants control of the team, and since Ned is openly neutral, there’s no point in keeping him around. He continues that Paul is already on his side so he may as well keep up his ‘nice country boy’ act around him.
Carlton runs to Wallace crying. Wallace predictably teases him, and Carlton screams ‘vote for Ned’ before running off. Wallace is puzzled but decides to go with it since he hadn’t decided who to vote for anyway.
Fifi notices that all her stuff has been moved around and Zita admitted what she did. Fifi forgives her, as long as she helps her vote off Wallace, since she is still convinced that he tried to kill her. Vinsun appears at the door-frame and asks if he can come in. Fifi tells him no boys are allowed, but Vinsun walks in anyway and says that it’s an emergency. He then tells Fifi that Ned said that men are better than women, and rape victims are asking for it. He leaves and Fifi is horrified. Zita is shocked that Ned said this but reasons that Vinsun is a nice guy and wouldn’t make it up.
Ned and Xadrian vote for Carlton for sitting out of several challenges, and Robbie votes for Paul, seeing him as a weak link

Ned is eliminated 6-2-1

Episode 8 –
Wallace and Carlton hang out outside and Wallace asks Carlton why he wanted to vote for Ned. Carlton hesitates for a whole two seconds, then he breaks down and says Vinsun threatened him. Wallace is furious, proclaiming that Carlton is his minion and nobody else’s, but Carlton begs him not to tell anyone in case Vinsun puts lawn gnomes in his bed.
In the Loser Cabin, Paul and Vinsun have a wholesome discussion about farm animals, while Xadrian and Robbie tell each other anti-jokes (“Why did the girl fall off the swing?” “She had no arms”). On the girls’ side, Fifi asks Zita if she’s a kleptomaniac, and Zita says she’ll tell Fifi about it if she tells her why she hates men. Fifi takes a moment to collect her thoughts and then breaks down and tells Zita about how her father left before she was born. Zita admits that she has OCD and is obsessed with money and possessions. There’s a couple seconds of silence before Fifi says, ‘So, you have OCD…but Ned didn’t?’
Middle Place Cabin: Jethro asks Edgar and Donny who they think got voted off at the last ceremony. Edgar says their team is so full of deadweight that it could be anyone, listing off Paul’s fear of germs, Fifi’s misandry, and Carlton’s habit of sitting out of challenges. Donny says he has no idea who half of these people are, but hopes it’s Fifi since they fought a lot in the first challenge. Jethro says in the confessional that he can’t wait to see if hypnotising Vinsun worked.
On the girls’ side, Tabitha shows up to the cabin at 11pm, and Ivy and Kelly ask her where she’s been. She says she needed a walk and lost track of time. Ivy says she doesn’t get why people ‘need walks’ and much prefers being around friends. This turns into a discussion about introverts and extroverts. Tabitha admits in the confessional that she was looking for Kim – since she isn’t sure if her alliance will survive the next ceremony, she needs some ‘let’s say…security’.
Champions’ Cabin: Everyone congratulates Quana for helping them the challenge, but Quana reminds them that there’s no ‘I’ in team. Otis says it’s been a while since he was in this cabin and that he’s going to stuff his face. He asks Sampson if he’s coming, and Sampson gets offended and says he’s fat because he’s lazy, not because he ‘eats like a pig’. Ub says he could also stuff his face, and he and Otis spend the evening raiding the kitchen. Ub tells Otis that his alliance is keeping him in since he’s the only reason Sampson does any work, and asks if Otis wants to join them. Otis says he doesn’t do alliances, which is a lie since he already agreed to vote with Andy and Quana.
The challenge is a fear challenge. Since Team Mongolia has a number’s advantage, Savannah and Everest will get a bonus point for every three people who complete their challenges.
Team Savannah: Andy’s challenge is different to the ‘canon of fanon’ – he has to listen to thunder sounds for 30 seconds and he passes. Yannis’ challenge is to kiss Kim on the cheek (Kim has to be restrained due to Yannis’ skin colour) – he reluctantly complies and passes. Team Savannah gets a total of 5 points
Team Mongolia: Carlton won’t go near the lawn gnomes. Fifi’s challenge is to listen to five rape jokes through headphones – she passes but has a mental breakdown afterwards. For the rest of the day she can’t say anything except the word ‘soap’. Xadrian’s challenge is to watch his dad get punched by Kim – he shoves his dad out of the way and lets himself get punched, failing the challenge. Vinsun’s challenge is stay in a cage full of wolves for one minute, which he passes. Only Fifi, Vinsun and Wallace pass their challenges, so Team Mongolia gets 3 points
Team Everest: Edgar’s challenge is to watch a giant baking soda volcano erupt. He passes. Ivy’s challenge is to have her diary read out by Nakia – Ivy declines, but Nakia ignores her and reads “I have a huge crush on…” before Oscar puts his hand over her mouth and Ulric swipes the diary and gives it back to Ivy. Tabitha happens to be watching and wonders who it could be. Jethro’s challenge is to swim in a pool with a shark – he passes.
Tabitha enters a room that is supervised by Winnie. Tabitha comments that it’s like looking at a mirror, which makes Winnie scowl. Winnie tells Tabitha that her challenge is eat a spoonful of honey, which Tabitha does without hesitation. Winnie then asks Tabitha what she is really afraid of, and she says ‘making her parents mad’. Tabitha is horrified and asks what was in the honey. Winnie explains that the producers suspected she pretended to drink the soda and lied about her fear, since she did so well in the bee-keeping challenge. Tabitha says she won’t do it, regardless of what the challenge is. Team Everest gets 5 points
Once again, there is a tie for first place. Quadesh decides not to split the teams up again since it caused controversy last time. In order to break the tie, the four contestants of Savannah and Everest who did not complete their challenge have to play ‘Lightning Reaction’, a commercial game where the person who is last to press a button gets an electric shock. Whoever gets an electric shock loses the Champions’ Cabin for their team. Ivy is the last to react and gets shocked, so Team Savannah win twice in a row and Team Everest come second twice in a row.
After the challenge, Fifi is still traumatised over her challenge. Zita tries to comfort her, but to no avail. Carlton comes over and says this is how he feels every second of his life. He sits beside Fifi and gives her a hug. This makes Fifi come back to her senses and her instinct is to shove Carlton away and yell at him for touching her. She then realises what just happened and apologises to Carlton and thanks him.
Vinsun and Paul discuss who to vote off. Vinsun decides to go with Fifi, reasoning that she doesn’t like men, and she could get rid of any of them. Paul suggests Carlton, but Vinsun says that Carlton keeps voting for himself, so he’s not going to for vote for them. Paul questions how Vinsun suddenly got so strategic, but decides not to dwell on it.
Vinsun once again confronts Carlton and tells him to pass it onto Wallace. Wallace is set on getting rid of Vinsun, but Carlton once again pleads him not to. He tells Wallace he has a plan to get back at Vinsun and keep himself safe.
Robbie reluctantly votes off Carlton. Even though he did well in a couple of challenges, it doesn’t make up for all the times he’s sat out.

Carlton is eliminated 4-2-2.

Episode 9 –
Vinsun is walking through the forest when Wallace appears out of nowhere and pins him against a tree. He says he knows that Vinsun threatened Carlton, and he better watch his step from now on. Vinsun laughs at Wallace’s over the top anger and suggests that they ally. Wallace thinks about it, but concludes that stealing someone else’s minions is ‘unforgivable’
Tabitha is hanging out alone by the dock when Kim approaches her and says she watched her confessional. Tabitha explains that her team is at dead-lock and she needs her to ‘arrange’ something if they go to elimination again. Kim asks what’s in it for her, and Tabitha tells her that her parents have top lawyers, so if Kim ever needs a freebie, she can hook her up. Kim says she’s interested and will see what she can do.
Fifi is sad about Carlton’s elimination, and Zita says he didn’t do much in challenges so it was going to happen eventually. Fifi admits that a man has never anything so helpful before, and she feels confused. Paul, Robbie, Vinsun and Xadrian hang out at breakfast, and complain excessively about Chef’s food. Paul almost gets hit in the head by a hatchet, but Vinsun pushes him out of the way. Robbie says in a confessional ‘Oh, Chef Hatchet! I get it now.’
The six members of Team Savannah eat breakfast together. Quana complains that the washrooms were out of shampoo, so her hair is a little poofy. Otis teases her and says she sounds like Nakia, which Quana takes great offence to. Andy assures her that her hair is still beautiful, and Otis lets out a wolf-whistle. Andy insists that he and Quana are just friends, though in the confessional he admits he has a crush on Quana but isn’t sure how to approach her.
Donny, Edgar and Jethro hang out in the woods. Donny does pull ups on one of the branches, Jethro tries to without much success, and Edgar watches them while he scoffs chips. Donny and Edgar get into a heated debate about staying healthy, and Jethro is happy to watch them fight.
The challenge is a talent contest, with Chef, Sophie, Imanda, Winnie and Raven as judges.
Team Savannah: Andy’s talent is cosplaying as Darth Vader, Otis’ talent is lockpicking, Quana’s talent is singing, Ub’s ‘talent’ is stand up comedy, and Yannis’ talent is drawing. They decide to pick Andy, Quana and Yannis
Team Mongolia: Robbie’s talent is stand up, Vinsun’s talent is whittling, Wallace’s talent is fireworks, Xadrian’s act is also whittling, and Zita’s talent is illusion magic. Robbie, Wallace and Zita are chosen.
Team Everest: Donny’s talent is shooting himself from a cannon (though the island doesn’t have one), Edgar’s talent is doing long division in his head, Ivy’s talent is surviving the cold, Kelly’s talent is playing the ocarina, and Tabitha’s talent is card tricks. Edgar, Kelly and Tabitha are chosen.
The first round of acts is Yannis, Wallace and Edgar. Yannis draws a caricature of Nakia which gets 37 points. Wallace gets 30 points (though is informed that Sophie gave him 10), and Edgar gets 28 points
The second round is Andy, Zita and Tabitha. Andy only gets 17 points – Quadesh tells him it probably wasn’t a great idea to do a Star Wars cosplay for a judging panel of girls (Chef scowls at this). Zita starts off her act by saying ‘I will need a Canadian quarter for my first trick’ – the judges try to get her one but find that all their purses are missing. Zita shrugs and says she might have one. She takes off her top hat and reveals all four purses inside. The judges are very impressed, and she gets 48 points. Finally, Tabitha does a card trick, and asks Chef to pick a card. She successfully finds his card, and scores 34 points. Tabitha complains in the confessional about being right after Zita.
The final round is Quana, Robbie and Kelly. Quana sings and gets top marks from everyone. Quadesh says Sophie tried to submit an ‘11’ but it wasn’t accepted. Robbie does stand-up, but only gets an okay score of 31. Finally, Kelly plays the ocarina. The judges are impressed and she gets 40.
The totals are incredibly close. Mongolia wins with 109 points, Savannah comes second with 104, and Everest loses with 102.
After the elimination, Tabitha meets up with Kim to make sure everything is set.
Edgar finds a note under his bed stating he has been randomly selected to receive a package from home, and he can collect it by the dock. Unfortunately, when he reaches the dock, Kim is waiting for him.

Meanwhile, Jethro encounters Kelly outside. They chat for a bit, and Jethro is about to take out his pocket watch when Ivy runs over and tells them that Edgar is at the medical tent. They all rush over, where Edgar is being treated by Imanda and Raven. Edgar tells them that Kim beat him up and broke all of his limbs.

Edgar shows up to the ceremony in a full body cast. He is eliminated 5-1. Jethro reasons he would rather not have a ‘crippled’ team-mate, and he can just use hypnosis again next time.

Episode 10
Jethro confronts Tabitha about having Edgar injured. Tabitha denies it at first, but Jethro isn’t convinced, saying it’s too convenient, and he knows that Tabitha told Donny about the Snow White jokes Larry supposedly made. Tabitha gives in, and tells Jethro that if he doesn’t shut his mouth she will make his family homeless. Jethro laughs and says he knows a thing or two about Canadian law and you can’t just make people homeless willy-nilly. Tabitha tells him he has no idea what she’s capable of, and Jethro suggests they form an alliance. Tabitha declines, stating she has a clear majority and there’s nothing he can do about it.
Donny works out in the forest and bumps into Xadrian, who is hunting for animals. Donny talks about his workout routine, and Xadrian says he gets all the exercise he needs from being out and about. He then spots a bear in the distance and runs after it. In the confessional Xadrian’s face is yellow and wet and he groans ‘A bear doesn’t just pee in the woods’
Paul, Robbie and Vinsun are watching cartoons in the Champion’s Cabin when Fifi and Zita come in and Fifi demands they watch the Kardashians. The boys refuse and even Zita takes their side. Fifi tries to grab the remote and Vinsun drenches her in water. Fifi leaves the room in disgust, and Vinsun pretends to be embarrassed and says he doesn’t know what came over him. Robbie notes that Fifi has been especially cranky since the last elimination
Ivy, Jethro, Kelly and Tabitha have breakfast in the mess hall. They are still shaken up over what happened last night, though Ivy notes that Jethro seems to be taking it well. Jethro tells her that he’s still sad but isn’t good at expressing his feelings.
At the Savannah table, Sampson accidentally drops his fried egg on his lap and makes a mess. Otis says he needs a girlfriend, and Sampson points out that he doesn’t have one either. Otis jokingly says he doesn’t need one because he is perfect as he is. Ub says he wouldn’t mind a relationship but he doesn’t believe the right girl is in this season. Otis asks ‘what about last season’ and Ub says ‘you know what I mean’. Yannis blushes at this, and Otis says that Yannis likes someone from last season. Ub asks who it is, and Yannis mimes zipping his lips. Sampson calls his gesture redundant and Yannis flips him off.
The challenge is a cooking challenge.
Team Savannah: Ub and Yannis work on sushi for starter, Otis and Sampson work on ribs for main course, and Andy and Quana do apple pie for dessert.
Team Mongolia: Fifi appoints herself as head chef. Wallace suggests putting it to a vote, and Fifi counters that women weren’t allowed to vote for a long time so it’s ‘only fair’. Vinsun and Xadrian do beans on toast for starter, Robbie and Zita do steak and chips for main course, and Paul and Wallace do candy fruit for dessert. (During the challenge, Fifi tries one of the fruit and it turns out to be Wallace’s ‘tainted start fruit’)
Team Everest: Tabitha and Donny do mac and cheese for starter, Jethro and Kelly do Texas style ribs for main course, and Ivy makes home-made ice cream for dessert
The judges are Gary and Imanda (who cooks for the second-place team).
Gary and Imanda praise the home-made ice cream and the ribs, but say the mac and cheese was a little overdone. Team Everest score ‘8’ from both judges
For Team Mongolia, Imanda loves all of their dishes and gives them ‘9’. Gary enjoys the candy fruit, but says the other dishes are average, and gives them a ‘6’.
Team Savannah are praised for their sushi and apple pie, though Gary notes that Team Everest’s ribs were better than Savannah’s. Imanda gives them a ‘9’, and Gary gives them an ‘8’, giving them the victory. Team Everest comes second and Team Mongolia loses.
Fifi lashes out at Wallace after the challenge for ‘poisoning’ her, and he is so going home. Wallace says she should vote for Vinsun and tries to explain that he lied about Ned’s sexist comments. Fifi doesn’t believe him and draws a finger across her neck.

Vinsun and Paul agree to vote off Wallace, since he was mean to Fifi in the challenge. Robbie and Xadrian vote off Fifi for bossing them around. Zita can’t bring herself to vote for Wallace and casts a throwaway vote for Paul.
Wallace is eliminated 3-2-1-1

Episode 11
In the Champions’ Cabin, Otis makes microwave popcorn, but doesn’t pay attention and accidentally sets the microwave on fire. Yannis hears him screaming and puts it out with a fire extinguisher. Ub and Sampson also enter and Ub asks him how long he put it in the microwave. Otis says 5 minutes, 20 seconds, like the box said. Sampson picks up the box and confirms it should have been 2 minutes, 50 seconds. He then remarks, ‘Tell me you don’t have dyslexia too’
Andy and Quana watch a rom-com about two singers falling in love. When the film is over, Quana says he enjoyed and asks Andy why he picked. Andy mumbles that he’s a sucker for rom-coms. He admits in the confessional that he wanted to woo Quana over, but when the film ended he felt like the timing wasn’t right. Meanwhile, Quana considers whether she has feelings for Andy
Team Mongolia: Robbie and Xadrian are sad that Wallace left, since they both voted off Fifi. Vinsun points out that he wasn’t very nice and tried to kill Fifi. Robbie says it was an accident and as a comedian he knows that sometimes things work and sometimes they don’t.
On the girl’s side, Fifi is the happy that the boy to girl ratio is starting to even out, and it’s been six days since a girl was last eliminated. Zita admits she didn’t vote for Wallace, and even she isn’t sure why. Fifi doesn’t seem to mind – he still got voted off and that’s the main thing.
Team Everest: The five of them have breakfast in the Mess Hall. Donny notes that the porridge has too much sugar in it, and Ivy jokes that Imanda is trying to fatten them up and turn them into girl scout cookies. Tabitha overdoes her fake laughter and gets some weird stares. Kelly asks everyone what they think the challenge will be, and Jethro replies, ‘anything that doesn’t involve sharks’.
Today’s challenge is based on Jungle Run
The first challenge is to find a disc in the dark. Team Everest are at a disadvantage since Savannah have Ub (who is used to not being able to see), and Mongolia have Zita, who is great at finding things.
Next they have to complete a sliding puzzle. Savannah finishes quickly thanks to Andy’s quick thinking, while Everest aren’t far behind thanks to Jethro and Tabitha. Mongolia takes a bit longer at this part of the challenge, and Xadrian mentions that Wallace would have been great at these
The third challenge is a ball maze. Savannah, who were in the lead by that point, end up being held back due to Otis shaking the maze too much. After a while Ub yells at him to sit out. The other two teams finish it without any trouble
Next is a Sudoku puzzle. Tabitha proves to be excellent at them, but not as good as Andy and Yannis combined. They finish the puzzle quickly and get Team Savannah back in the lead.
Next the teams are faced with twenty swords and have to find the right one. Team Mongolia has no idea what to do and just goes with random chance. Team Savannah are first to complete it after Sampson of all people figures out that it’s the one in the knight’s hand. Team Savannah wins the challenge, Team Everest comes second, and Team Mongolia loses
Vinsun grows suspicious of Xadrian. Since he mentioned that Wallace should have stayed during the challenge, he suspects that Wallace told Xadrian about his misdeeds. He convinces Paul to join him, using his animal abuse as an excuse. He and Paul go for a walk and bump into Fifi and Zita. Fifi brings up that she got votes last time and asks if they’re voting for her. The boys deny this and say they are voting for Xadrian

Xadrian is eliminated 4-2. However, Vinsun is frustrated because Fifi was in the bottom 2, meaning that Xadrian didn’t vote for him.

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