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- Contestant was eliminated
- Contestant received votes but was safe
- Contestant lost challenge but did not receive votes
- Contestant received immunity

Note - this isn't a real fanfic, it's just a random idea I had.

This was inspired by a fanfiction called 'Total Shuffled Island' by Fangren, where the author put the names of all the Total Drama contestants from season 1 to 5 into the list randomizer for random.org, and assigned them to TDI, TDWT, TDROTI or TDPI.

I have done the same thing, except I used characters from TDL1, TDL2, TDTT and TDT (which were all written by ) - so I present to you, Total Shuffled Tween Tour!

Shuffled Letterz is already complete and part 1 can be found here -
www.deviantart.com/insertnameh…

I will be updating this so please watch

Episode 1 –
40 tweens embark on a journey of a lifetime around the world for the chance at one million dollars (or possibly a higher amount but I can’t remember)
They arrive in Egypt and are randomly* split into teams
Spooky Spiders – Alfie, Benjamin, Emily, Jimmy, Molly, Natasha, Oliver, Penta, Ted, Walter
Buzzing Bees – Barney, Cuthbert, Daisy, Dil, Jill, Max, Spider, Tilly, Veedle, Vinnie
Rotten Roaches – Darby, Gareth, Kasimar, Lankston, Lars, Mable, Pandora, Penny, Ricky, Zora
Sneaky Snails – Albert, Betilla, Craig, Eddie, Edith, Hector, Joanne, Ramona, Sasha, Tyson
The first part of the challenge is trekking through the desert, followed by going through a mummy’s tomb.
Spiders: Alfie hits on Penta which creeps her out. Benjamin puts up with Walter’s BS in hopes of gaining an ally, not realising that he’s putting on an act. Molly and Oliver bond over their disabilities, and Ted and Jimmy keep to themselves and make it way too known that they know each other in real life
Bees: Cuthbert and Daisy argue over who gets to take charge, though Barney intervenes. Daisy backs down when she notices Spider is coughing and asks if he is alright. Spider says he has white blood-cell deficiency and Daisy says he must miss a lot of school, and brags that she has never missed any. Max tries to talk to Jill and she is amused by his weirdness. Veedle and Vinnie discuss their ancestry and Dil says that if they combine their names together they get ‘Veedy’, which causes Veedle to slap him
Roaches: Kasimar and Lars pick on Pandora, though Gareth and Penny try to fend them off. Mable suggests that Darby should eat healthier and exercise to prevent insomnia, though Darby says she’s tried.
Snails: Albert and Hector bond due to their similar snob/know-it-all attitudes. Craig hits on Ramona and gets sprayed with water. Joanne tries schmoozing everyone, praising Hector’s intellect, Eddie’s observance, Sasha’s gaming skills, etc. Most of the contestants fall for it, but Eddie warns Sasha that he’s seen his fair share of reality shows and knows Joanne is putting on an act. Also, Edith gets badly sunburnt.
The final part of the challenge is unwrapping a mummy. The Bees win, the Roaches comes second, the Snails come third, and the Spiders lose.
The solo immunity challenge is finding an immunity ticket in a pile of sand. Alfie and Ted get into a shoving match, Walter begs people to find a ticket for him, and Emily finds the ticket and eats it.
In First Class, Cuthbert and Vinnie fight over the massage chair, when Cuthbert shoves him to the ground and calls him a cripple. Veedle throws him off the chair and starts slapping him. She tells Vinnie it’s all his, but he says she can have it and walks off.
In Second Class, Lankston pulls Kasimar and Lars aside and proposes an alliance. He also advises that they should pick on different people so that they can split the vote. Lars calls Pandora, Gareth and Darby, and Kasimar takes Mable, Ricky and Zora.
In Third Class, Sasha complains that she is uncomfortable and Eddie says she can use his rug as a pillow. Tyson helps out Edith by rubbing Aloe Vera on her skin. Craig tells Tyson he can take a break and let him do it, and Tyson responds by squirting the gel on Craig’s shirt.
The Spiders have dinner and Oliver suggests they discuss who to vote off. Penta says she is voting off Alfie because he is a creep, and Alfie insists that they need his manliness. Oliver suggests eliminating Walter, which causes Walter to cry and ask why. Oliver says he doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself, so it would be for his own good. Walter insists he is enjoying himself, and just gets emotional sometimes, but Oliver says actions speak louder than words. Walter starts howling and runs off, and Benjamin scolds Oliver for what he said. Oliver says he only wants what’s best, and Benjamin accuses Oliver of having ‘ulterior motives’. He asks Oliver if he and Alfie are allied, and Oliver denies it. Alfie adds that he would never ally with a ‘wimp’ like him. Benjamin adds that he will ‘see if Walter is alright’, and Oliver earns some angry glares.
At the ceremony, some voting confessionals are aired. Jimmy says that even though Alfie is annoying, Oliver intentionally tried to hurt Walter, and he ‘can’t stand for that’. Alfie calls Walter a baby and says ‘he is out of here’. Natasha says she isn’t sure if Benjamin is right, but ‘at least if Alfie goes, Oliver will lose an ally’.
Oliver is eliminated 5-3-2. Walter is ‘overjoyed’ that he got the last marshmallow and cries tears of joy. In the confessional, Walter says he is satisfied that his façade is working, and how he has Benjamin to do the dirty work for him. He also adds that Oliver was too caring for his own good.
After the elimination, Alfie bumps into Benjamin who is waiting outside the bathroom. Benjamin says he must feel worried now that his only ally is gone. Alfie continues to insist that he and Oliver weren’t allied, and Benjamin says maybe they weren’t, but the rest of the team believes they were, so he needs extra security. Alfie agrees to an alliance. Benjamin says in the confessional that he pushed for Alfie to stay because he seemed like someone who was easy to manipulate, but he will likely backstab him in a round or two.

Episode 2 –
Spiders: Molly is disappointed that Oliver got voted off since they seemed to make friends – Jimmy and Ted assure her that Benjamin was just looking out for the team. Molly insists that Alfie and Oliver weren’t allied, but decides that it doesn’t matter and what’s done is done. Alfie continues to be a creep towards Penta, only for Benjamin to drag him away and apologise to Penta on his behalf.
Snails: Edith wakes up to find that she has been cuddling Tyson. She freaks out over this, but Tyson assures her that it’s okay. Meanwhile, Sasha thanks Eddie for letting her use his rug, only to find that Eddie has caught a cold during the night. She decides that she better not borrow it again since he shouldn’t sleep without it. Craig tells Edith and Sasha that they can do so much better, but they both ignore him. Albert and Hector jeer Craig from the sidelines, which puts him in an even worse mood. In the confessional Joanne considers adopting a ‘male companion’ to help her through the game.
Roaches: Lars and Kasimar take Lankston’s advice and get to picking on everyone. Lars has fun messing with Darby’s drowsiness, torments Pandora for the usual, and tries squashing Timmy only for Gareth to smack him one. This causes Lars to burst into tears. Kasimar says that Ricky looks ripped and must get a lot of girls. When Ricky tries telling him about his girlfriend, he accuses Ricky of having STD’s. Next he asks Zora if she likes fish-sticks. She says yes, and Kasimar calls her a gay fish and accuses Zora and Mable of being lesbians. Mable kicks him in the balls and he also starts crying. Penny comes out of the bathroom and sees Kasimar and Lars on the floor cuddling each other and crying. She asks who did this and Kasimar and Lars point at Mable and Gareth respectively. Penny punches both of them, and when the rest of the team protests, Penny roars at them to pipe down before she punches them too. In a confessional, Lankston is embarrassed to have chosen such pathetic allies
Bees: Daisy sits Spider down and says that since he has missed so much school, she is going to help him catch up. Spider reminds her that it’s summer vacation, but she doesn’t want to hear it. She starts with English poetry, and Spider happens to like poetry so he goes along with it. Max tries upgrading the massage chair with help from Jill, while Cuthbert whines that they won’t let him use it. Barney, Tilly, Veedle and Vinnie have breakfast together and discuss their heritage.
The challenge is to pull apple carts around New York City
Spiders: Alfie continues to try creeping on Penta, but Benjamin restrains him. Jimmy and Ted continue to stick together and make sure everyone knows that they know each other. Molly tries to get past Oliver leaving – Walter being right next to her and crying about unrelated things doesn’t help at all.
Bees: Cuthbert spends the whole challenge whining about how heavy the cart is – his whining is so loud that it attracts several birds who gobble most of the apples. Max suggests jacking up the cart to make it go faster, but Jill reminds him that he still hasn’t finished the massage chair. Barney, Veedle and Vinnie try to fend off the birds using their hands (or lack thereof in Vinnie’s case) but aren’t too successful
Roaches: Lars tries picking on Pandora again, but Gareth only has to turn his head to make him back off. Penny slaps Gareth for upsetting Lars, and Pandora mumbles that it’s actually her fault, so Penny slaps her too. Lankston muses that his plan worked out better than he thought. Mable gets antsy from not being able to eat the apples, and Ricky and Zora have to restrain her.
Snails: Betilla rants about how cruel it is to ‘drug’ birds with bird bait – which ironically ends up attracting a few. However, she isn’t as disastrous as Craig, who distracts most of the team by continuing to harass Ramona. Edith/Tyson and Eddie/Sasha continue to hang out in pairs. Joanne tries flirting with Albert, but it only confuses him if anything.
The Spiders win with 91 apples, Roaches come second with 65, Snails are third with 29 and with a mere 8 apples remaining, the Bees lose.
The solo immunity challenge is to eat three apple pies. Dil wins to the surprise of nobody.
Cuthbert is eliminated 9-1. He says he won’t miss anybody, especially ‘Veedy’ – this action causes Veedle to punch him in the face, smashing his glasses and falling backward off the plane
Spiders get First Class. Ted calls the massage chair – but Max was only halfway through upgrading it and it tries strangling him – it takes Jimmy, Natasha and Penta to pull him out.
The Roaches get Second Class. Everyone endures a lecture from Penny on their ‘disturbing’ behaviour towards Kasimar and Lars – Zora starts yelling at her, but Penny shoves her away and says it’s time for bed.
Snails get Third Class: Joanne tells Albert that he can borrow her rug, and Albert screams at her to leave him alone. Joanne says in the confessional that it’s not going to work out, and she will have to switch to Plan B, which makes her shudder. Tyson tries to lighten the mood by playing some lullaby music on his guitar, which manages to get most of them to sleep – soon, only he and Edith are still awake, and they spend five minutes discussing the last challenge before they too fall asleep

The Bees are in Squalid Class. They note that things are a lot quieter without Cuthbert, and despite the awful conditions they drop off without too much trouble.

Episode 3 –
Bees: Daisy continues her lessons with Spider, this time moving onto math. Barney sits down beside them and says that summer is no time for math. Daisy ignores him and gets Spider to solve ‘162 multiplied by 17’ and Barney reflexively responds, ‘2754’. Daisy gives him a weird stare and Barney blushes and goes away. Meanwhile, Spider has finished solving it on a piece of paper and is shocked to find that Barney was right.
In the Mess Hall, Vinnie uses the ‘turbo-mode’ on his metal arm to shovel waffles into Dil’s mouth. Tilly brags that she could eat a fried egg with her foot, but nobody wants to see. Max brags that he could make Dil a waffle eating machine, only for Ted to stomp over and asks which person booby-trapped the massage chair. Max admits he tried upgrading it and Ted yells that he would wedgie him but he’s ‘not that kind of jock’.
Snails: Joanne puts plan B into action – going along with Craig’s flirting. Craig says in the confessional that Joanne is a bit plain but he’ll take it. Eddie notices what Joanne is doing and tells Sasha that his suspicions are confirmed – Joanne is a fake and they should get rid of him next time. Sasha counters that Craig is a nuisance and Eddie says that Craig is no threat to anyone’s game so he can stay for now. Albert is relieved that Joanne has left him alone, and Hector admits that he thought Joanne was sane but she’s an idiot like the rest. Just then, Betilla confiscates the bacon from his plate and puts it in a black sack. Hector and Betilla yell at each other but Betilla shoves him back into his chair. Tyson slips in and Edith and Ramona prank him by covering his face with shaving cream.
Roaches: Lars and Kasimar continue picking on their designated victims, but Penny notices and punches Gareth, Pandora, Mable and Zora for getting within one metre of them. Once again, they all try to protest that Lars and Kasimar are the real bullies but Penny doesn’t want to hear it. Lankston tries mingling with Ricky only to find they have nothing to talk about.
Spiders: Walter is ‘upset’ because he had a nightmare and Molly tries comforting him. She says when she has nightmares her parents give her a hug to make her feel better, and she does the same with Walter. Emily uses a hair-pain to lock Alfie into his bedroom, much to the amusement of Natasha and Penta. Alfie keeps hitting against the door and claiming he is ‘manly’ enough to break it down. Benjamin talks to Jimmy and Ted but finds they are too occupied with each other to pay attention to him – Benjamin says in the confessional that one of them has to leave soon for the good of the team
The challenge is a chariot race.
Alfie, Benjamin, Natasha, Penta and Ted pull for the Spiders
Barney, Jill, Tilly, Veedle and Vinnie pull for the Bees
On the Roaches almost everyone wants to volunteer, but Penny insists that Kasimar and Lars should sit out, calling them too ‘feeble’. The pullers are Gareth, Mable, Penny, Ricky and Zora
Albert, Betilla, Craig, Ramona and Tyson pull for the Snails
The Roaches win thanks to a strong performance from all 5 pullers, and also liberal use of the squirter by Kasimar and Lars. The Spiders and Bees compete hard for second but the Spiders just make it. The Snails lose by a considerable margin simply for having weaker players.
The solo immunity challenge is getting a medal off a mutant cockroach. Craig tries lunging for it and gets kicked in the balls. Hector tries a more calculated plan of sneaking up behind but the cockroach notices and he gets shoved away. Sasha treats it like a video game boss and tries jumping on it, but she loses her balance and falls over. Tyson stays to the side until everyone gets eliminated and starts strumming his guitar to sooth the bug. He wins solo immunity.
Eddie is set on getting rid of Joanne. He gets Sasha to vote with him, and also convinces Albert and Hector, pointing out that Joanne flirting with Craig makes her even more desperate than him. Albert is on board since Joanne creeps him out, but questions how they’re going to get a fifth vote, and Hector says he has an idea.
Hector finds Betilla and teases her by eating gummy bears and going on about how they contain gelatin, which is made of pork, and goes into immense detail about how pigs are slaughtered. Betilla gets so angry that she punches Hector in the nose. She decides to vote Hector off – she is convinced Craig will leave so she may as well scare him.
Craig votes for Hector for calling him ‘stupid’, and Joanne decides to join him in this
At the ceremony, Hector has a bandaged nose and sourly says to Eddie that this better work. Eddie points out that pissing off Betilla was his idea.

Joanne is eliminated 4-3-3. She is shocked by this result. Craig tells her that he will win for both of them, and tries to give her a kiss, but Joanne shoves him away. She admits she was using him, calls him a ‘creepy loser’, and finally parachutes off the plane. Craig is so overcome with shock that he runs off crying.

Episode 4 –
None of the Snails could sleep because Craig spent the whole night sobbing. Edith tells Tyson that this is even worse than him being flirty, and Tyson questions how Craig wasn’t eliminated the night before. Albert and Hector are both hostile towards Eddie for convincing them to vote off Joanne, but Sasha defends him by saying he was right about Joanne being a fake. Hector goes to get some snacks from his suitcase only to find that Betilla has confiscated most of them. Ramona goes to get breakfast but accidentally bumps into Penta, making her drop her tray. Ramona apologises and says she couldn’t sleep because Craig was crying. Penta is shocked that Craig is showing a human emotion, explaining that Craig goes to her school and has been acting this way for the last year, but before that he was a normal guy who she didn’t mind hanging out with.
Their conversation is interrupted when Penta is grabbed by Alfie, who tells her that their table is over there. Ramona muses that Penta could use a little help herself. Benjamin notices what Alfie is doing and tries to run over but Walter grabs him and starts whining that he put the milk before the cereal. Benjamin tells the confessional that he has a headache from ‘babysitting’ those two. Emily starts squeezing ketchup into Walter’s cereal, distracting him enough for Benjamin to shove him away. Emily and Walter get into a fight and Emily tries throwing a fried egg at Walter’s face, but he ducks and it hits Ted. Ted looks shocked for a split second and then goes back to talking to Jimmy. Molly tells Natasha that their team is crazy, and Natasha says she is amazed that Ted and Jimmy barely notice a thing.
Lankston once again fails at socialising – he eats breakfast with Gareth and Pandora, but Gareth is too busy trying to comfort Pandora to pay attention to him. Things aren’t helped when Lars comes over and starts mocking them. Gareth decides to ignore him, so Lars grabs his hat and runs off. Lankston asks Gareth if he’s going to do anything, and Gareth lets out a dark laugh and says he left a surprise in his hat. Suddenly, there is loud girly scream as Lars runs back with 10 cockroaches crawling across his face. At the other side of the table, Mable and Zora are discussing their favourite foods when Kasimar sits beside them and says their favourite food is ‘rock hard pussy’. Mable and Zora are both offended that Kasimar would suggest that they eat cats, and start yelling at him, only for Penny to sock Mable and say their yelling is ‘disturbing the peace’.
At the Bees’ table, Daisy teaches Spider biology, and points out the nutritional value of different foods. She points at Barney’s Raisin Bran and states that it is high in fibre, which helps lower cholesterol and maintain bowel health. When Spider asks what ‘bowel’ means, Daisy says they will get to that chapter later. She then points at Dil’s fry-up and says that it is high in salt and saturated fat, which causes obesity. Dil gets offended at this and says his weight is genetic, and Daisy scoffs that genetics can only play so much of a role. They get into a shouting match, and Veedle and Vinnie try to intervene which only causes more shouting. Max is sitting at the edge of the table and decides the argument has put him off his eggs and bacon. He looks to Jill who is eating Red Berry Special K, and Max notes that it is healthy. Jill says she likes eating it because it turns the milk pink.
The challenge is setting up a date in Paris. The couples are ‘randomly’ decided. Alfie and Penta are chosen for the Spiders, Jill and Max are chosen for the Bees, Gareth and Pandora are chosen for the Roaches, and Ramona and Craig are chosen for the Snails.
The members of each team have to help their dates find outfits. Once they get into the shop, Alfie immediately strips down to his underwear and starts flexing in front of the mirror. Jimmy and Ted are too busy goofing around the shop to be much help, while Walter cries about how he can’t afford anything in the shop, so Benjamin is the only one contributing anything, and doesn’t exactly have great taste, and ends up going along with Alfie’s choice of a sequined red jacket and tie. On the girls’ side, Penta states that she already feels sick. Molly and Natasha spend most of this time trying to comfort her, though Emily manages to find a decent dress.
On the Bees’ side, Max is nervous because he actually has a crush on Jill and is worried that he’ll say something stupid. Barney tells him that he and Jill have been getting along well so he has nothing to worry about. Vinnie picks out a tweed jacket and black bow tie but Max worries that it is too dorky. Spider tells him that like Owen said, it’s better to be yourself. On the girls’ side, Jill tells them that she will wear anything as long as it’s pink, and lucky for her, she’s spoiled for choice. Daisy and Tilly argue over which dress to use, as Tilly wants Jill to wear a modern dress, while Daisy is fixed on an old-fashioned ballgown. Veedle decides to side with Tilly and her dress gets chosen.
The boys on the Roaches help Gareth pick out a suit – the most helpful is Lankston and Kasimar notices this and calls him a ‘fag’. Lars finds Gareth some shoes and calls it a day, but Ricky points out that they are two sizes two large. On the girls’ side, everyone is a huge help to Pandora, who goes along with everything they say as she has accepted her fate. Except for Penny who attacks a woman for shoplifting, only to find that it’s the store manager.
On the Snails’ side, Craig is still in a slump and goes on about how Joanne was right and he really is just a loser. Hector tells him it may be true but he can’t let it distract him. This makes Craig cry even more which earns Hector some angry glares. On the girls’ side, Ramona is surprisingly compliant, since Penta’s words are still in her head. Edith picks out a white dress but Ramona says it would make her look like a ghost, which Edith somewhat takes offence to. Sasha says she isn’t much help since fashion games are the worst, and eventually Betilla picks out a blue dress that Ramona likes.
As soon as the couples sit down for dinner, Jill is head over heels for Max’s outfit. Max says nervously that he wasn’t sure about it, but Spider insisted, and Jill interjects that it’s adorable and suits him very well. They spend a lot of time talking and find that they are both intrigued by each other’s interests.
Pandora is nervous about her date, but Gareth helps make her as comfortable as possible. Pandora notes that Gareth took off his hat, and Gareth says that Ricky has it and if anyone tries to steal it again, they’ll be in for a surprise. Craig acts very nervous at first, but Ramona assures him that she won’t bite, and once they hit it off, they hit it off, talking about each other’s interests, and Ramona talks about her best pranks.
Alfie is rude to Penta for the entire date, and spends a lot of time talking about himself and flexing. Penta puts up with it for the good of the team.
At the end of the challenge they have to kiss. Jill kisses Max almost immediately, while Gareth and Pandora kiss as well after some hesitation. Craig asks Ramona if she wants any tongue, and Ramona gives him a firm ‘no’, and Craig shrugs and kisses her. As soon as Alfie and Penta kiss, Alfie starts feeling her ass, causing Penta to reflexively kick him in the balls.
The Bees win, the Snails come second, the Roaches come third, and the Spiders lose.
Everyone is set on getting rid of Alfie, but Chris announces that he and Penta are immune from the vote. The solo immunity challenge is bungee jumping from the Eiffel Tower, and the winner is Molly. Benjamin takes Alfie’s immunity as an opportunity to split up Jimmy and Ted. He meets up with Molly and Natasha, who are in the middle of debating whether or not Walter should leave, when Benjamin tells them that the challenge was stressful since only he and Walter were doing any work, while Jimmy and Ted kept horsing around the shop. He leaves and Molly and Natasha now discuss whether they should get rid of Jimmy or Ted.
Jimmy is eliminated 5-2 (Penta voted for Alfie anyway out of protest). He and Ted are shocked, but a couple of team-mates point out that they didn’t talk to the rest of the team that much.

After the elimination, Benjamin meets Ted outside the bathroom, and says he is sorry about Jimmy’s elimination. He then reaches out a hand and tells Ted that he can be his friend. In the confessional Benjamin is satisfied that he is on his way to controlling a majority of the team.

Episode 5
Snails: Everyone is very happy with second place, since they had previously never been higher than third. Craig and Ramona continue to hang out and decide to prank the rest of the team by switching the sugar and salt containers – leaving Tyson with sugar bacon and Edith with salty cereal. Amazingly enough Tyson actually likes it. Eddie and Sasha also continue to bond by playing Sonic Adventure together on the Dreamcast – Sasha is the better player but finds that Eddie isn’t far behind. Albert notes that the team is being sorted into couples and teases that Hector and Betilla are next. Neither are amused by this remark.
Roaches: Gareth sews a chin-strap onto his hat to stop Lars from taking it. Lars remarks that he looks ‘Down Syndrome’ and Penny hits him for this remark. Mable is happy but Penny actually punched someone who deserved it, but Penny yells at her for taking pleasure in his pain. Pandora is sad that they got third place, their worst position yet, and moans about being a liability. Zora assures her that there will be ‘several people’ going home before her. She glares at Kasimar, who aims a spitball at her hair. Thankfully, Ricky has some scissors handy. Lankston eats his breakfast in Third Class because he has had enough of trying to socialise, only for Darby to wake up and ask what he’s doing there. He lies that he didn’t want her to wake up alone, and Darby thanks him and says she thinks her sleep pattern is getting better. Lankston says he spent much of summer staying up all night to play video games, and they both find they love puzzle games. Lankston says in the confessional that Darby is the nicest person on the team and it’s a shame she will fall victim to his plans
Bees: Jill cannot get over her kiss with Max, and goes on about it to Tilly and Veedle. Veedle says she should be the one to make things official, since she’s not the nerd, and Jill remarks that she would slap her if she wasn’t…well…her. Tilly says that boys like it when girls are ‘assertive’, and then she walks off. Veedle tells Jill she may have a ‘teensy’ crush on Vinnie. She is worried she will ruin their friendship by making any moves.
Daisy tries teaching Spider about physics, but she gets her notes mixed up. Max offers to help, and shows him how gears and axles combine to make machines. Daisy isn’t happy that Max upstaged her, but decides it’s okay as long as it ‘enriches’ Spider. Tilly slips beside them and says the lesson is very interesting, and ‘no wonder Jill is crazy about you’. In the confessional, Tilly says she wants to take credit for getting Jill and Max together, so they won’t vote her off. Barney, Dil and Vinnie hang out together and go on about how ‘gross’ the last challenge was, though Vinnie admits in the confessional that he has a soft spot for that kind of stuff.
Spiders: Everyone is furious at Alfie for the way he acted in the last challenge. He is shooed away from the table at breakfast and even Benjamin refuses to talk to him. Walter asks Penta if she is okay, saying he finds Alfie’s behaviour ‘upsetting’. Ted, taking everyone else’s criticism on board, asks what sports the rest of the team likes playing. Natasha says she likes ice hockey, and Molly plays a lot of kick-ball with her youth group. Ted brags that there is no sport that he doesn’t play, and Molly and Natasha name a few to try and catch him out. Then Emily says ‘cheese rolling’, and Ted says that it’s not a real sport. Emily insists that it is, and explains that competitors have to catch a round of cheese rolling down a hill.
The challenge is a boat race.
On the Bees, Veedle is in charge of the bazooka and proves to be a decent shot, successfully hitting Eddie and knocking out Kasimar. Barney is in charge of sailing and proves to be a natural.
For the Spiders, Natasha is the driver and does an okay job, though she almost crashes once or twice. Alfie has the bazooka and to the dismay of everyone else he is excellent and knocks out Jill from the Bees, Tyson from the Snails, and Ricky from the Roaches i.e. their driver
After Ricky gets knocked out, Zora takes over, but she isn’t very good and they crash towards the end. Lars is in charge of the bazooka and misses twice, only getting Hector in the shoulder. Kasimar remarks that it hardly counts since Hector is a ‘blob’ (right before he is struck by Veedle)
Sasha is in charge of the Snails’ bazooka and is a brilliant shot. She hits four people (one of Lars’ balls landed in their boat), though she doesn’t knock any of them out. Hector is the driver and is quite slow and careful – the Snails are behind for most of the challenge before the Roaches crash.
The Bees win (again), the Spiders come second, the Snails come third, and the Roaches lose.
The solo immunity challenge is balancing on platforms. Ricky is not present as he is still knocked out, and Darby collapses from her platform before the challenge starts. Solo immunity is won by Gareth
In order to turn things in his favour, Lankston locks a sleeping Darby and an unconscious Ricky in the cargo hold. Unfortunately, he isn’t strong enough to carry their bodies so he has to get Lars to help him. When they return to Squalid Class, Kasimar is flat on the ground with a black eye. Penny is yelling at Mable for attacking him. She and Zora try to explain that Kasimar spent a whole minute hurling racial slurs at them, but she won’t listen, and says that Mable is toast.

Mable is eliminated 4-2-2.

Description
- Contestant was eliminated
- Contestant received votes but was safe
- Contestant lost challenge but did not receive votes
- Contestant received immunity

Note - this isn't a real fanfic, it's just a random idea I had.

This was inspired by a fanfiction called 'Total Shuffled Island' by Fangren, where the author put the names of all the Total Drama contestants from season 1 to 5 into the list randomizer for random.org, and assigned them to TDI, TDWT, TDROTI or TDPI.

I have done the same thing, except I used characters from TDL1, TDL2, TDTT and TDT (which were all written by ) - so I present to you, Total Shuffled Tween Tour!

Shuffled Letterz is already complete and part 1 can be found here -
www.deviantart.com/insertnameh…

I will be updating this so please watch

Episode 1 –
40 tweens embark on a journey of a lifetime around the world for the chance at one million dollars (or possibly a higher amount but I can’t remember)
They arrive in Egypt and are randomly* split into teams
Spooky Spiders – Alfie, Benjamin, Emily, Jimmy, Molly, Natasha, Oliver, Penta, Ted, Walter
Buzzing Bees – Barney, Cuthbert, Daisy, Dil, Jill, Max, Spider, Tilly, Veedle, Vinnie
Rotten Roaches – Darby, Gareth, Kasimar, Lankston, Lars, Mable, Pandora, Penny, Ricky, Zora
Sneaky Snails – Albert, Betilla, Craig, Eddie, Edith, Hector, Joanne, Ramona, Sasha, Tyson
The first part of the challenge is trekking through the desert, followed by going through a mummy’s tomb.
Spiders: Alfie hits on Penta which creeps her out. Benjamin puts up with Walter’s BS in hopes of gaining an ally, not realising that he’s putting on an act. Molly and Oliver bond over their disabilities, and Ted and Jimmy keep to themselves and make it way too known that they know each other in real life
Bees: Cuthbert and Daisy argue over who gets to take charge, though Barney intervenes. Daisy backs down when she notices Spider is coughing and asks if he is alright. Spider says he has white blood-cell deficiency and Daisy says he must miss a lot of school, and brags that she has never missed any. Max tries to talk to Jill and she is amused by his weirdness. Veedle and Vinnie discuss their ancestry and Dil says that if they combine their names together they get ‘Veedy’, which causes Veedle to slap him
Roaches: Kasimar and Lars pick on Pandora, though Gareth and Penny try to fend them off. Mable suggests that Darby should eat healthier and exercise to prevent insomnia, though Darby says she’s tried.
Snails: Albert and Hector bond due to their similar snob/know-it-all attitudes. Craig hits on Ramona and gets sprayed with water. Joanne tries schmoozing everyone, praising Hector’s intellect, Eddie’s observance, Sasha’s gaming skills, etc. Most of the contestants fall for it, but Eddie warns Sasha that he’s seen his fair share of reality shows and knows Joanne is putting on an act. Also, Edith gets badly sunburnt.
The final part of the challenge is unwrapping a mummy. The Bees win, the Roaches comes second, the Snails come third, and the Spiders lose.
The solo immunity challenge is finding an immunity ticket in a pile of sand. Alfie and Ted get into a shoving match, Walter begs people to find a ticket for him, and Emily finds the ticket and eats it.
In First Class, Cuthbert and Vinnie fight over the massage chair, when Cuthbert shoves him to the ground and calls him a cripple. Veedle throws him off the chair and starts slapping him. She tells Vinnie it’s all his, but he says she can have it and walks off.
In Second Class, Lankston pulls Kasimar and Lars aside and proposes an alliance. He also advises that they should pick on different people so that they can split the vote. Lars calls Pandora, Gareth and Darby, and Kasimar takes Mable, Ricky and Zora.
In Third Class, Sasha complains that she is uncomfortable and Eddie says she can use his rug as a pillow. Tyson helps out Edith by rubbing Aloe Vera on her skin. Craig tells Tyson he can take a break and let him do it, and Tyson responds by squirting the gel on Craig’s shirt.
The Spiders have dinner and Oliver suggests they discuss who to vote off. Penta says she is voting off Alfie because he is a creep, and Alfie insists that they need his manliness. Oliver suggests eliminating Walter, which causes Walter to cry and ask why. Oliver says he doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself, so it would be for his own good. Walter insists he is enjoying himself, and just gets emotional sometimes, but Oliver says actions speak louder than words. Walter starts howling and runs off, and Benjamin scolds Oliver for what he said. Oliver says he only wants what’s best, and Benjamin accuses Oliver of having ‘ulterior motives’. He asks Oliver if he and Alfie are allied, and Oliver denies it. Alfie adds that he would never ally with a ‘wimp’ like him. Benjamin adds that he will ‘see if Walter is alright’, and Oliver earns some angry glares.
At the ceremony, some voting confessionals are aired. Jimmy says that even though Alfie is annoying, Oliver intentionally tried to hurt Walter, and he ‘can’t stand for that’. Alfie calls Walter a baby and says ‘he is out of here’. Natasha says she isn’t sure if Benjamin is right, but ‘at least if Alfie goes, Oliver will lose an ally’.
Oliver is eliminated 5-3-2. Walter is ‘overjoyed’ that he got the last marshmallow and cries tears of joy. In the confessional, Walter says he is satisfied that his façade is working, and how he has Benjamin to do the dirty work for him. He also adds that Oliver was too caring for his own good.
After the elimination, Alfie bumps into Benjamin who is waiting outside the bathroom. Benjamin says he must feel worried now that his only ally is gone. Alfie continues to insist that he and Oliver weren’t allied, and Benjamin says maybe they weren’t, but the rest of the team believes they were, so he needs extra security. Alfie agrees to an alliance. Benjamin says in the confessional that he pushed for Alfie to stay because he seemed like someone who was easy to manipulate, but he will likely backstab him in a round or two.

Episode 2 –
Spiders: Molly is disappointed that Oliver got voted off since they seemed to make friends – Jimmy and Ted assure her that Benjamin was just looking out for the team. Molly insists that Alfie and Oliver weren’t allied, but decides that it doesn’t matter and what’s done is done. Alfie continues to be a creep towards Penta, only for Benjamin to drag him away and apologise to Penta on his behalf.
Snails: Edith wakes up to find that she has been cuddling Tyson. She freaks out over this, but Tyson assures her that it’s okay. Meanwhile, Sasha thanks Eddie for letting her use his rug, only to find that Eddie has caught a cold during the night. She decides that she better not borrow it again since he shouldn’t sleep without it. Craig tells Edith and Sasha that they can do so much better, but they both ignore him. Albert and Hector jeer Craig from the sidelines, which puts him in an even worse mood. In the confessional Joanne considers adopting a ‘male companion’ to help her through the game.
Roaches: Lars and Kasimar take Lankston’s advice and get to picking on everyone. Lars has fun messing with Darby’s drowsiness, torments Pandora for the usual, and tries squashing Timmy only for Gareth to smack him one. This causes Lars to burst into tears. Kasimar says that Ricky looks ripped and must get a lot of girls. When Ricky tries telling him about his girlfriend, he accuses Ricky of having STD’s. Next he asks Zora if she likes fish-sticks. She says yes, and Kasimar calls her a gay fish and accuses Zora and Mable of being lesbians. Mable kicks him in the balls and he also starts crying. Penny comes out of the bathroom and sees Kasimar and Lars on the floor cuddling each other and crying. She asks who did this and Kasimar and Lars point at Mable and Gareth respectively. Penny punches both of them, and when the rest of the team protests, Penny roars at them to pipe down before she punches them too. In a confessional, Lankston is embarrassed to have chosen such pathetic allies
Bees: Daisy sits Spider down and says that since he has missed so much school, she is going to help him catch up. Spider reminds her that it’s summer vacation, but she doesn’t want to hear it. She starts with English poetry, and Spider happens to like poetry so he goes along with it. Max tries upgrading the massage chair with help from Jill, while Cuthbert whines that they won’t let him use it. Barney, Tilly, Veedle and Vinnie have breakfast together and discuss their heritage.
The challenge is to pull apple carts around New York City
Spiders: Alfie continues to try creeping on Penta, but Benjamin restrains him. Jimmy and Ted continue to stick together and make sure everyone knows that they know each other. Molly tries to get past Oliver leaving – Walter being right next to her and crying about unrelated things doesn’t help at all.
Bees: Cuthbert spends the whole challenge whining about how heavy the cart is – his whining is so loud that it attracts several birds who gobble most of the apples. Max suggests jacking up the cart to make it go faster, but Jill reminds him that he still hasn’t finished the massage chair. Barney, Veedle and Vinnie try to fend off the birds using their hands (or lack thereof in Vinnie’s case) but aren’t too successful
Roaches: Lars tries picking on Pandora again, but Gareth only has to turn his head to make him back off. Penny slaps Gareth for upsetting Lars, and Pandora mumbles that it’s actually her fault, so Penny slaps her too. Lankston muses that his plan worked out better than he thought. Mable gets antsy from not being able to eat the apples, and Ricky and Zora have to restrain her.
Snails: Betilla rants about how cruel it is to ‘drug’ birds with bird bait – which ironically ends up attracting a few. However, she isn’t as disastrous as Craig, who distracts most of the team by continuing to harass Ramona. Edith/Tyson and Eddie/Sasha continue to hang out in pairs. Joanne tries flirting with Albert, but it only confuses him if anything.
The Spiders win with 91 apples, Roaches come second with 65, Snails are third with 29 and with a mere 8 apples remaining, the Bees lose.
The solo immunity challenge is to eat three apple pies. Dil wins to the surprise of nobody.
Cuthbert is eliminated 9-1. He says he won’t miss anybody, especially ‘Veedy’ – this action causes Veedle to punch him in the face, smashing his glasses and falling backward off the plane
Spiders get First Class. Ted calls the massage chair – but Max was only halfway through upgrading it and it tries strangling him – it takes Jimmy, Natasha and Penta to pull him out.
The Roaches get Second Class. Everyone endures a lecture from Penny on their ‘disturbing’ behaviour towards Kasimar and Lars – Zora starts yelling at her, but Penny shoves her away and says it’s time for bed.
Snails get Third Class: Joanne tells Albert that he can borrow her rug, and Albert screams at her to leave him alone. Joanne says in the confessional that it’s not going to work out, and she will have to switch to Plan B, which makes her shudder. Tyson tries to lighten the mood by playing some lullaby music on his guitar, which manages to get most of them to sleep – soon, only he and Edith are still awake, and they spend five minutes discussing the last challenge before they too fall asleep

The Bees are in Squalid Class. They note that things are a lot quieter without Cuthbert, and despite the awful conditions they drop off without too much trouble.

Episode 3 –
Bees: Daisy continues her lessons with Spider, this time moving onto math. Barney sits down beside them and says that summer is no time for math. Daisy ignores him and gets Spider to solve ‘162 multiplied by 17’ and Barney reflexively responds, ‘2754’. Daisy gives him a weird stare and Barney blushes and goes away. Meanwhile, Spider has finished solving it on a piece of paper and is shocked to find that Barney was right.
In the Mess Hall, Vinnie uses the ‘turbo-mode’ on his metal arm to shovel waffles into Dil’s mouth. Tilly brags that she could eat a fried egg with her foot, but nobody wants to see. Max brags that he could make Dil a waffle eating machine, only for Ted to stomp over and asks which person booby-trapped the massage chair. Max admits he tried upgrading it and Ted yells that he would wedgie him but he’s ‘not that kind of jock’.
Snails: Joanne puts plan B into action – going along with Craig’s flirting. Craig says in the confessional that Joanne is a bit plain but he’ll take it. Eddie notices what Joanne is doing and tells Sasha that his suspicions are confirmed – Joanne is a fake and they should get rid of him next time. Sasha counters that Craig is a nuisance and Eddie says that Craig is no threat to anyone’s game so he can stay for now. Albert is relieved that Joanne has left him alone, and Hector admits that he thought Joanne was sane but she’s an idiot like the rest. Just then, Betilla confiscates the bacon from his plate and puts it in a black sack. Hector and Betilla yell at each other but Betilla shoves him back into his chair. Tyson slips in and Edith and Ramona prank him by covering his face with shaving cream.
Roaches: Lars and Kasimar continue picking on their designated victims, but Penny notices and punches Gareth, Pandora, Mable and Zora for getting within one metre of them. Once again, they all try to protest that Lars and Kasimar are the real bullies but Penny doesn’t want to hear it. Lankston tries mingling with Ricky only to find they have nothing to talk about.
Spiders: Walter is ‘upset’ because he had a nightmare and Molly tries comforting him. She says when she has nightmares her parents give her a hug to make her feel better, and she does the same with Walter. Emily uses a hair-pain to lock Alfie into his bedroom, much to the amusement of Natasha and Penta. Alfie keeps hitting against the door and claiming he is ‘manly’ enough to break it down. Benjamin talks to Jimmy and Ted but finds they are too occupied with each other to pay attention to him – Benjamin says in the confessional that one of them has to leave soon for the good of the team
The challenge is a chariot race.
Alfie, Benjamin, Natasha, Penta and Ted pull for the Spiders
Barney, Jill, Tilly, Veedle and Vinnie pull for the Bees
On the Roaches almost everyone wants to volunteer, but Penny insists that Kasimar and Lars should sit out, calling them too ‘feeble’. The pullers are Gareth, Mable, Penny, Ricky and Zora
Albert, Betilla, Craig, Ramona and Tyson pull for the Snails
The Roaches win thanks to a strong performance from all 5 pullers, and also liberal use of the squirter by Kasimar and Lars. The Spiders and Bees compete hard for second but the Spiders just make it. The Snails lose by a considerable margin simply for having weaker players.
The solo immunity challenge is getting a medal off a mutant cockroach. Craig tries lunging for it and gets kicked in the balls. Hector tries a more calculated plan of sneaking up behind but the cockroach notices and he gets shoved away. Sasha treats it like a video game boss and tries jumping on it, but she loses her balance and falls over. Tyson stays to the side until everyone gets eliminated and starts strumming his guitar to sooth the bug. He wins solo immunity.
Eddie is set on getting rid of Joanne. He gets Sasha to vote with him, and also convinces Albert and Hector, pointing out that Joanne flirting with Craig makes her even more desperate than him. Albert is on board since Joanne creeps him out, but questions how they’re going to get a fifth vote, and Hector says he has an idea.
Hector finds Betilla and teases her by eating gummy bears and going on about how they contain gelatin, which is made of pork, and goes into immense detail about how pigs are slaughtered. Betilla gets so angry that she punches Hector in the nose. She decides to vote Hector off – she is convinced Craig will leave so she may as well scare him.
Craig votes for Hector for calling him ‘stupid’, and Joanne decides to join him in this
At the ceremony, Hector has a bandaged nose and sourly says to Eddie that this better work. Eddie points out that pissing off Betilla was his idea.

Joanne is eliminated 4-3-3. She is shocked by this result. Craig tells her that he will win for both of them, and tries to give her a kiss, but Joanne shoves him away. She admits she was using him, calls him a ‘creepy loser’, and finally parachutes off the plane. Craig is so overcome with shock that he runs off crying.

Episode 4 –
None of the Snails could sleep because Craig spent the whole night sobbing. Edith tells Tyson that this is even worse than him being flirty, and Tyson questions how Craig wasn’t eliminated the night before. Albert and Hector are both hostile towards Eddie for convincing them to vote off Joanne, but Sasha defends him by saying he was right about Joanne being a fake. Hector goes to get some snacks from his suitcase only to find that Betilla has confiscated most of them. Ramona goes to get breakfast but accidentally bumps into Penta, making her drop her tray. Ramona apologises and says she couldn’t sleep because Craig was crying. Penta is shocked that Craig is showing a human emotion, explaining that Craig goes to her school and has been acting this way for the last year, but before that he was a normal guy who she didn’t mind hanging out with.
Their conversation is interrupted when Penta is grabbed by Alfie, who tells her that their table is over there. Ramona muses that Penta could use a little help herself. Benjamin notices what Alfie is doing and tries to run over but Walter grabs him and starts whining that he put the milk before the cereal. Benjamin tells the confessional that he has a headache from ‘babysitting’ those two. Emily starts squeezing ketchup into Walter’s cereal, distracting him enough for Benjamin to shove him away. Emily and Walter get into a fight and Emily tries throwing a fried egg at Walter’s face, but he ducks and it hits Ted. Ted looks shocked for a split second and then goes back to talking to Jimmy. Molly tells Natasha that their team is crazy, and Natasha says she is amazed that Ted and Jimmy barely notice a thing.
Lankston once again fails at socialising – he eats breakfast with Gareth and Pandora, but Gareth is too busy trying to comfort Pandora to pay attention to him. Things aren’t helped when Lars comes over and starts mocking them. Gareth decides to ignore him, so Lars grabs his hat and runs off. Lankston asks Gareth if he’s going to do anything, and Gareth lets out a dark laugh and says he left a surprise in his hat. Suddenly, there is loud girly scream as Lars runs back with 10 cockroaches crawling across his face. At the other side of the table, Mable and Zora are discussing their favourite foods when Kasimar sits beside them and says their favourite food is ‘rock hard pussy’. Mable and Zora are both offended that Kasimar would suggest that they eat cats, and start yelling at him, only for Penny to sock Mable and say their yelling is ‘disturbing the peace’.
At the Bees’ table, Daisy teaches Spider biology, and points out the nutritional value of different foods. She points at Barney’s Raisin Bran and states that it is high in fibre, which helps lower cholesterol and maintain bowel health. When Spider asks what ‘bowel’ means, Daisy says they will get to that chapter later. She then points at Dil’s fry-up and says that it is high in salt and saturated fat, which causes obesity. Dil gets offended at this and says his weight is genetic, and Daisy scoffs that genetics can only play so much of a role. They get into a shouting match, and Veedle and Vinnie try to intervene which only causes more shouting. Max is sitting at the edge of the table and decides the argument has put him off his eggs and bacon. He looks to Jill who is eating Red Berry Special K, and Max notes that it is healthy. Jill says she likes eating it because it turns the milk pink.
The challenge is setting up a date in Paris. The couples are ‘randomly’ decided. Alfie and Penta are chosen for the Spiders, Jill and Max are chosen for the Bees, Gareth and Pandora are chosen for the Roaches, and Ramona and Craig are chosen for the Snails.
The members of each team have to help their dates find outfits. Once they get into the shop, Alfie immediately strips down to his underwear and starts flexing in front of the mirror. Jimmy and Ted are too busy goofing around the shop to be much help, while Walter cries about how he can’t afford anything in the shop, so Benjamin is the only one contributing anything, and doesn’t exactly have great taste, and ends up going along with Alfie’s choice of a sequined red jacket and tie. On the girls’ side, Penta states that she already feels sick. Molly and Natasha spend most of this time trying to comfort her, though Emily manages to find a decent dress.
On the Bees’ side, Max is nervous because he actually has a crush on Jill and is worried that he’ll say something stupid. Barney tells him that he and Jill have been getting along well so he has nothing to worry about. Vinnie picks out a tweed jacket and black bow tie but Max worries that it is too dorky. Spider tells him that like Owen said, it’s better to be yourself. On the girls’ side, Jill tells them that she will wear anything as long as it’s pink, and lucky for her, she’s spoiled for choice. Daisy and Tilly argue over which dress to use, as Tilly wants Jill to wear a modern dress, while Daisy is fixed on an old-fashioned ballgown. Veedle decides to side with Tilly and her dress gets chosen.
The boys on the Roaches help Gareth pick out a suit – the most helpful is Lankston and Kasimar notices this and calls him a ‘fag’. Lars finds Gareth some shoes and calls it a day, but Ricky points out that they are two sizes two large. On the girls’ side, everyone is a huge help to Pandora, who goes along with everything they say as she has accepted her fate. Except for Penny who attacks a woman for shoplifting, only to find that it’s the store manager.
On the Snails’ side, Craig is still in a slump and goes on about how Joanne was right and he really is just a loser. Hector tells him it may be true but he can’t let it distract him. This makes Craig cry even more which earns Hector some angry glares. On the girls’ side, Ramona is surprisingly compliant, since Penta’s words are still in her head. Edith picks out a white dress but Ramona says it would make her look like a ghost, which Edith somewhat takes offence to. Sasha says she isn’t much help since fashion games are the worst, and eventually Betilla picks out a blue dress that Ramona likes.
As soon as the couples sit down for dinner, Jill is head over heels for Max’s outfit. Max says nervously that he wasn’t sure about it, but Spider insisted, and Jill interjects that it’s adorable and suits him very well. They spend a lot of time talking and find that they are both intrigued by each other’s interests.
Pandora is nervous about her date, but Gareth helps make her as comfortable as possible. Pandora notes that Gareth took off his hat, and Gareth says that Ricky has it and if anyone tries to steal it again, they’ll be in for a surprise. Craig acts very nervous at first, but Ramona assures him that she won’t bite, and once they hit it off, they hit it off, talking about each other’s interests, and Ramona talks about her best pranks.
Alfie is rude to Penta for the entire date, and spends a lot of time talking about himself and flexing. Penta puts up with it for the good of the team.
At the end of the challenge they have to kiss. Jill kisses Max almost immediately, while Gareth and Pandora kiss as well after some hesitation. Craig asks Ramona if she wants any tongue, and Ramona gives him a firm ‘no’, and Craig shrugs and kisses her. As soon as Alfie and Penta kiss, Alfie starts feeling her ass, causing Penta to reflexively kick him in the balls.
The Bees win, the Snails come second, the Roaches come third, and the Spiders lose.
Everyone is set on getting rid of Alfie, but Chris announces that he and Penta are immune from the vote. The solo immunity challenge is bungee jumping from the Eiffel Tower, and the winner is Molly. Benjamin takes Alfie’s immunity as an opportunity to split up Jimmy and Ted. He meets up with Molly and Natasha, who are in the middle of debating whether or not Walter should leave, when Benjamin tells them that the challenge was stressful since only he and Walter were doing any work, while Jimmy and Ted kept horsing around the shop. He leaves and Molly and Natasha now discuss whether they should get rid of Jimmy or Ted.
Jimmy is eliminated 5-2 (Penta voted for Alfie anyway out of protest). He and Ted are shocked, but a couple of team-mates point out that they didn’t talk to the rest of the team that much.

After the elimination, Benjamin meets Ted outside the bathroom, and says he is sorry about Jimmy’s elimination. He then reaches out a hand and tells Ted that he can be his friend. In the confessional Benjamin is satisfied that he is on his way to controlling a majority of the team.

Episode 5
Snails: Everyone is very happy with second place, since they had previously never been higher than third. Craig and Ramona continue to hang out and decide to prank the rest of the team by switching the sugar and salt containers – leaving Tyson with sugar bacon and Edith with salty cereal. Amazingly enough Tyson actually likes it. Eddie and Sasha also continue to bond by playing Sonic Adventure together on the Dreamcast – Sasha is the better player but finds that Eddie isn’t far behind. Albert notes that the team is being sorted into couples and teases that Hector and Betilla are next. Neither are amused by this remark.
Roaches: Gareth sews a chin-strap onto his hat to stop Lars from taking it. Lars remarks that he looks ‘Down Syndrome’ and Penny hits him for this remark. Mable is happy but Penny actually punched someone who deserved it, but Penny yells at her for taking pleasure in his pain. Pandora is sad that they got third place, their worst position yet, and moans about being a liability. Zora assures her that there will be ‘several people’ going home before her. She glares at Kasimar, who aims a spitball at her hair. Thankfully, Ricky has some scissors handy. Lankston eats his breakfast in Third Class because he has had enough of trying to socialise, only for Darby to wake up and ask what he’s doing there. He lies that he didn’t want her to wake up alone, and Darby thanks him and says she thinks her sleep pattern is getting better. Lankston says he spent much of summer staying up all night to play video games, and they both find they love puzzle games. Lankston says in the confessional that Darby is the nicest person on the team and it’s a shame she will fall victim to his plans
Bees: Jill cannot get over her kiss with Max, and goes on about it to Tilly and Veedle. Veedle says she should be the one to make things official, since she’s not the nerd, and Jill remarks that she would slap her if she wasn’t…well…her. Tilly says that boys like it when girls are ‘assertive’, and then she walks off. Veedle tells Jill she may have a ‘teensy’ crush on Vinnie. She is worried she will ruin their friendship by making any moves.
Daisy tries teaching Spider about physics, but she gets her notes mixed up. Max offers to help, and shows him how gears and axles combine to make machines. Daisy isn’t happy that Max upstaged her, but decides it’s okay as long as it ‘enriches’ Spider. Tilly slips beside them and says the lesson is very interesting, and ‘no wonder Jill is crazy about you’. In the confessional, Tilly says she wants to take credit for getting Jill and Max together, so they won’t vote her off. Barney, Dil and Vinnie hang out together and go on about how ‘gross’ the last challenge was, though Vinnie admits in the confessional that he has a soft spot for that kind of stuff.
Spiders: Everyone is furious at Alfie for the way he acted in the last challenge. He is shooed away from the table at breakfast and even Benjamin refuses to talk to him. Walter asks Penta if she is okay, saying he finds Alfie’s behaviour ‘upsetting’. Ted, taking everyone else’s criticism on board, asks what sports the rest of the team likes playing. Natasha says she likes ice hockey, and Molly plays a lot of kick-ball with her youth group. Ted brags that there is no sport that he doesn’t play, and Molly and Natasha name a few to try and catch him out. Then Emily says ‘cheese rolling’, and Ted says that it’s not a real sport. Emily insists that it is, and explains that competitors have to catch a round of cheese rolling down a hill.
The challenge is a boat race.
On the Bees, Veedle is in charge of the bazooka and proves to be a decent shot, successfully hitting Eddie and knocking out Kasimar. Barney is in charge of sailing and proves to be a natural.
For the Spiders, Natasha is the driver and does an okay job, though she almost crashes once or twice. Alfie has the bazooka and to the dismay of everyone else he is excellent and knocks out Jill from the Bees, Tyson from the Snails, and Ricky from the Roaches i.e. their driver
After Ricky gets knocked out, Zora takes over, but she isn’t very good and they crash towards the end. Lars is in charge of the bazooka and misses twice, only getting Hector in the shoulder. Kasimar remarks that it hardly counts since Hector is a ‘blob’ (right before he is struck by Veedle)
Sasha is in charge of the Snails’ bazooka and is a brilliant shot. She hits four people (one of Lars’ balls landed in their boat), though she doesn’t knock any of them out. Hector is the driver and is quite slow and careful – the Snails are behind for most of the challenge before the Roaches crash.
The Bees win (again), the Spiders come second, the Snails come third, and the Roaches lose.
The solo immunity challenge is balancing on platforms. Ricky is not present as he is still knocked out, and Darby collapses from her platform before the challenge starts. Solo immunity is won by Gareth
In order to turn things in his favour, Lankston locks a sleeping Darby and an unconscious Ricky in the cargo hold. Unfortunately, he isn’t strong enough to carry their bodies so he has to get Lars to help him. When they return to Squalid Class, Kasimar is flat on the ground with a black eye. Penny is yelling at Mable for attacking him. She and Zora try to explain that Kasimar spent a whole minute hurling racial slurs at them, but she won’t listen, and says that Mable is toast.

Mable is eliminated 4-2-2.