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Interwizard2001 — The Blue Screen Of Death

Published: 2004-03-17 21:52:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 12962; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 2871
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Description Just my embodiment of my frustration at Dizziowl, she refuses to step out of her Windoze world... If i had a hammer i'ddddd

*An error occured whilst trying to diss PC's. It's a good thing I'm using a mac, or this might have actually happened*
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Comments: 45

Nicole-the-lynx320 [2014-10-13 14:54:33 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Reka-the-Borzoi [2013-03-16 10:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Windows 7...just trolled me but still i love windows.

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GodFlavoredBagel [2012-03-11 04:46:19 +0000 UTC]

To paperclip: HELL NO!

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stumpy666davies [2011-07-20 13:34:56 +0000 UTC]

well there is a real Blue Screen image here: [link] but if you'd rather make your own, the font used is here: [link] I have made a more updated version of the BSOD using your idea but made it myself but rather than use plain blue have used Snow Leopard Server Default Desktop Background to make it more eye-candy, have linked to this deviation & given you credits for the idea, you can check it out here: [link] thanks

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Pendragonlover18 [2010-08-12 22:27:14 +0000 UTC]

god this makes me laugh ever time

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Shinigami1289 [2009-09-04 04:06:58 +0000 UTC]

the most brutal LOL ever!!!

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Waterclaw [2009-08-17 19:22:17 +0000 UTC]

Macs Uberroxzerz

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TM-Sama [2009-07-23 13:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Sad thing is, this actually happened to me.

XD

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HighSkoolArtist [2008-11-08 05:56:21 +0000 UTC]

now thats a fail at failing the art of failing, lol get a mac you fucktard

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PacMani [2008-07-09 19:35:44 +0000 UTC]

what a bad *fake*...

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CarsInMotion [2008-04-04 10:35:11 +0000 UTC]

LMAO BUY A MAC YOU FUCKTART love it!

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ArticFox3 [2007-09-27 05:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Thats hilerous

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carbonatedwater [2007-08-10 20:35:27 +0000 UTC]

While I am a PC fan at heart, I still find this hilarious. The paperclip makes me laugh.

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redeyeuk [2007-08-03 21:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Yikes...

If your mac is so wonderful, just stop telling us and do something useful with it.

I use XP and SUSE and I've never had a problem I couldn't fix, because I don't mess around with my pc, and I know how to use it properly.

If you don't use an antivirus then you are cheating death, even on a mac (it's only a matter of time...)

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deviantARCH [2006-12-03 11:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Feel pitty for u
U'r the real f/%art.

Cause you are f(/&(ing art.

Dont get a mac, get a life instead.
By the way, have to go.
I'm helping a friend of mine backing up some docs cause his mac fu(&(y up.

Like someone said before
"crash different"

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Kiwi-Anna [2006-08-20 04:05:55 +0000 UTC]

lololol

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NateRiver [2006-04-07 13:48:53 +0000 UTC]

"Leave my PC alone!
You're so cruel to me. My XP works perfectly and it HAS been proven that Macs can be hacked in to! SO NYAH.
The majority of the world cannot be completely wrong, bucko!"

Umm, the majority of the world hasn't tried Mac OS X. Plus, the majority of the world is pretty stupid. LOL.

Macs can be hacked and viruses can be written for them. It takes 50 times the skill, time, and more resources, but it can be done. I bet I could do it, if I had 8 years. The reason people don't write viruses for the Mac lies in 2 things. First, you don't hit as many people as you could so easily on Windows, so it's a matter of laziness. Second, even if Mac users swelled and a hacker took interest, it takes a lot more work to even get to the point of hoping to do some damage, especially since malicious executables often cannot proceed without administrator password(s). You might as well offer viruses as downloads.

Something I'm not sure if Windows has - the ability to override a complete reinstall of the OS. That is, trying to steal my laptop will get you nowhere fast since you are stuck with my guest account loaded with Undercover (a thief killer app) and no ability to reformat or reinstall. Steal a Windows laptop, pop in a Windows disc, and it's yours!

BTW, "fucktart" is rather crass and is anithetical with the Apple style. Clippit is funny though.

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CarsInMotion In reply to NateRiver [2008-04-04 10:36:46 +0000 UTC]

Yes macs can get hacked. anything can get hacked. And they can get viruses, its just much harder to code a virus for a mac than for a pc.

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Interwizard2001 In reply to NateRiver [2006-04-10 17:09:12 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Did it hurt when you pulled all those words out of your ass?

You seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.

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Dracmus [2006-01-24 02:23:48 +0000 UTC]

*falls out of his chair laughing*

that is hillarious

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Interwizard2001 In reply to Dracmus [2006-01-24 04:12:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks dude!

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Dracmus In reply to Interwizard2001 [2006-01-24 21:47:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh and I give the Captain Obvious Award to Clippit for his comment. You can accept it on his behalf if you want.

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YamiZoe [2005-11-20 17:37:38 +0000 UTC]



Genius.

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wastern [2004-06-30 06:09:02 +0000 UTC]

OS X is based on FreeBSD (unix) not linux Interwizard...and why did you post that 10 times

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fret [2004-06-05 22:17:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha I had a similar situation happen. Task manager stopped responding while I was trying to end a non responsive program through the task manager. I almost threw this POS in the garbage... Nice job, I like it...

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Cheezeh [2004-03-24 15:48:56 +0000 UTC]

I see the humour and am rather anti-microsoft, i had a nazisoft image i'll have to repost.

One thing, this is not the blue screen of death. The true BSOD strikes much more fear into the heart of the Microphile.

Physical Dump: 99
Scareh it is.

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Interwizard2001 In reply to Cheezeh [2004-03-24 15:51:27 +0000 UTC]

check out my ijackass image. i finished it about 30 seconds ago.

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Cheezeh In reply to Interwizard2001 [2004-03-24 16:02:24 +0000 UTC]

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Interwizard2001 In reply to Cheezeh [2004-03-24 15:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Can u give me a url to the real blue screen image somewhere on the net? i'll make a new version, fix the spell-o, and remove the anialiasing on the text.

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Cheezeh In reply to Interwizard2001 [2004-03-24 16:01:40 +0000 UTC]

i was looking for a picture of the real one on the net about three weeks ago
i don't think anyone has any. Probably due to two things:

1. You can't get away from it so no Print Screen-shot available
2. You only have 99 seconds before your computer dies so it can be hard to run and get a camera. Lol!

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linescolideinme [2004-03-22 10:19:54 +0000 UTC]

Some people seem to be stock on win98 (that was a home OS anyway).
Windows have evolved lots since then and are now fast and stable.
By the way the only reason macs don't have as much viruses as windows pcs is that
only 2% worldwide uses macs. (same goes for linux).
Anyway it's all a matter of choice !

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wastern [2004-03-18 14:26:28 +0000 UTC]

it maybe possible to hack a mac, but all the windows virus don't touch it, which is about 99.999% of the viruses out there. and it HAS also been proven that OS X Sever gets hacked less the windows and linux.

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Interwizard2001 In reply to wastern [2004-03-19 07:28:54 +0000 UTC]

You do know that osx is based on linux?

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xxxroxieheartxxx In reply to Interwizard2001 [2008-05-03 23:17:47 +0000 UTC]

Woah...dude. Quadruple post. o.0

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Interwizard2001 In reply to wastern [2004-03-19 07:28:09 +0000 UTC]

You do know that osx is based on linux?

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Interwizard2001 In reply to wastern [2004-03-19 07:28:07 +0000 UTC]

You do know that osx is based on linux?

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Interwizard2001 In reply to wastern [2004-03-19 07:28:07 +0000 UTC]

You do know that osx is based on linux?

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Dizziowl [2004-03-18 08:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Leave my PC alone!
You're so cruel to me. My XP works perfectly and it HAS been proven that Macs can be hacked in to! SO NYAH.
The majority of the world cannot be completely wrong, bucko!

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Interwizard2001 In reply to Dizziowl [2004-03-19 07:28:17 +0000 UTC]

i didnt say anything about hacking. i said viruses

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Interwizard2001 In reply to Dizziowl [2004-03-19 07:28:08 +0000 UTC]

i didnt say anything about hacking. i said viruses

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Dizziowl In reply to Interwizard2001 [2004-03-19 08:29:44 +0000 UTC]

WHATEVER! MACs are not unstoppable.

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SelectiveMemory [2004-03-18 03:55:13 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAH yes! I'm sending this link to mine boyfriend immediately. We try to avoid the horrors of PC whenever possible. Thank you for this. Maybe I'll show it to my coworkers at the office who swear by their PCs (then swear when their PCs foul up on them yet again, and swear at me when I nag at them to switch to Mac).
Anywho.

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Interwizard2001 In reply to SelectiveMemory [2004-03-18 07:56:34 +0000 UTC]

you should send them to:

[link]

My favourites are Elen Feiss and Patrick Gant.

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Jael555 [2004-03-17 21:58:17 +0000 UTC]

lol.
buy a mac you fucktart.
lol.
I feel you frustration.

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the-man361 [2004-03-17 21:57:23 +0000 UTC]

haha funneh

but its so true
*despairs*
nice work

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