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As you stare at the Lance Corporal Levi from across the lunch table you sigh depressingly. Just the thought of YOU and HIM together? ha you wish, the chance of that actually happening is like having a titan walk up to everyone and start a conversation like "yeah, y'know we don't feel like eating you guys anymore, we'll just disappear off the face of the earth so you can go and see lands beyond the walls"


You look at your loaf of bread and just slide it in front of Sasha, whose eyes widen.

"Not hungry" you whisper with a tint of sadness in your voice. 

"OH boy! Thanks (y/n)!" She replies immediately not noticing your depressing emotion. 


You stand up slowly and excuse yourself from everyone. 

"(y/n)? you okay? What's wrong?" The green eyed titan shifter asks. Everyone sat there waiting for an answer to emerge from your sweet, petite lips. 

You fake a little yawn "Just tired, it's really no big deal guys..."

"Seems like a big deal (y/n), seriously tell us what's wrong, maybe we can help!" Armin shyly mentions, blinking a little faster than usual.

"It's really nothing guys, trust me. Don't worry too much about it Armin. But thank you anyways." You lie as you give them all a fake smile. Everyone sat there and returned the smile. You were usually the cheery one in the whole Survey Corps. Everyone looked up to you if they ever had a problem.

They would often call you the "Survey Corps Therapist". Seeing you sad really made everyone feel your sorrow, you left a really big imprint on each and everyone of them, except for the man you actually loved... Corporal Levi. He was the only man who could make you feel happy, and sad at the same time. He made you love again, in a world where love seemed almost impossible, and that short, grumpy, clean freak of a captain did just that, he won over your heart without you even realizing it. You hated that feeling, that emotion that keeps you awake at night, keeps you distracted from most of your training, makes you feel that stupid butterfly shit in your stomach every time you glanced at his stoic, bored expression. Yet, you adored it. 


You sigh again. You walk towards the lunch room door about to leave as you hear a familiar voice call out to you.

"(y/n) Hey! Stop! I need to talk to you!" 

Turning around you see Hanji running towards you with so much joy emanating from her face. You couldn't help but smile in return, regardless of your current emotion. Smiling was contagious. 


"Wow, what a bundle of sunshine she is" you whisper to yourself as she gets closer and closer.

She squeezes the life out of you. What the? is this even a hug? What kind of human hugs other humans like this? oh right, I keep forgetting Hanji.isnt.human.

 
Instead of yelling at her, you give her a fake smile as she releases you from her rough grasp. 

"So... what's up? Oh does it have to do with you and Bean again? girl you gotta let that go, you can honestly find a better titan man, you just need to keep loo-" 

"Ha, no. I don't want to talk about my love life right now, I was actually looking forward to talking about YOUR love life" She blurts out while pointing at your left breast. All the guys look at you from the table and Jean wiggles his eyebrows like he was going to see some lesbo action. 

"She's pointing at my heart, you fucking pervs!" you yell which instantly makes everyone laugh and return to their meal. 

She leans in closer to your ear and whispers "I know you have the hots for Captain shorty over there". 

You freak out and force your hand on her lips, dragging her out the lunch room. 


"Spill! What do you know, how do you know, and does anyone else know?!?!?" you 'whisper-scream' desperately waiting for her stupid mouth to open once more. Ughhhhh how did she find out, how did she find out, how did she find out, howdidshefuckingfindout, howhowhowhow?!?


Hanji taps her head and tilts it slightly to the side, before pushing her glasses in place. 

"It's quite obvious darrrrling~~" she sang

"EH? what?! HOW?!" 

"I notice you're always staring at him, and plus I sort of maybe, may have, by accident, read your D.I.A.R.Y...." she trails off, hoping you won't hit her. 

"...what..." 

"What I said was I may-"

"No! I know what you said, its just... YOU READ MY FUCKING DIARY?!?" you scream (quietly) as you motion an Im going to murder you when you sleep youdumbfuck with your hands.

"Pffft, well yeah. As a scientist when I come up with a hypothesis I shall find out the answer, even if it kills me in the process *you crack your knuckles before she continues*. Plus you should give me some credit, it was quite hard getting into your closet. I notice you place a small lock on the handles every morning before you go to breakfast. It was quite obvious you were hiding something! HA!" 

You slap her across the face, which causes her glasses to fly off, landing on the floor near you. 

"AH MY FIELD OF VISION!" 

"UGHHHH! I'll only get them back if you swear not to tell ANYONE about this little 'conversation', and especially how I may *cough*love the corporal! GOT IT SHITTY GLASSES?!?" 

"Great so we've got ourselves a little deal then?" 

She reaches her hand out to seal it with a handshake. You just stare at her hand, then finally slap it away. As a women of your word you grab her glasses which was sitting on the floor, and place them nicely in front of her boots. 

"Your glasses are in front of you" you say as you make your way to the girls dorm. 


You catch a glimpse of Hanji walking like a retarded penguin. 

"KAY THANKS (y/n)!" She yells out before stepping onto her glasses, crushing it under her boot. The sound of the crack echoed through the mess hall. 

You laugh at her, then proceed to walk into the dorm.

She slowly falls onto her knees and dramatically yells at the top of her lungs.

"MOTHER OF FUUUUUUU-"


-- Next Day 

You wake up to a beautiful day. The birds are chirping, the sun bright as ever, shining high up in the sky. Not a single cloud shown, and you smelt a sweet aroma coming from the lunch room. All the girls weren't in their beds which was odd, your guessing they probably went down to breakfast early. You don't really worry about that. As you get dressed you feel your spirits lift.

Today seems like a good day!
no wait.. never mind. You see Hanji leaning against the wall as if she was waiting for you this whole time. As a grin emerges upon her face you felt your beautiful day crumble. The clouds covered up the sun, and a storm was about to commence. The birds no longer chirped and that sweet aroma just smelt of burnt bread that was smothered in Reiner's man sweat. 

Damn you Hanji and your 'whole world turns to fucking shit' smile.


"Oh hanji...what a surprise... what do you want?" 

"Im dedicating my time to you! Experiment (y/n) and Levi is now in motion!" 

You say nothing and just kick her on the shin before walking to breakfast. You hear Hanji fall to the ground behind you, whining about the excruciating pain. She soon stops and turns around

"YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUE POWER OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEE <3 (y/n)!" 


You shake your head, opening the door to see Jean standing there with his arms crossed. It was like he was waiting for you too, What is this? Wait for fucking (y/n) day?

"What the hell was that all about?"

You blink several times, before realizing he was probably talking about Hanji's little situation outside.

"You heard that?"

"Everyone heard it" Jean smiles nudging your shoulder. 

You kindly accept his nudge and slap him gently on the cheek. You tiptoe to peak behind Jean, expecting to see the girls there, you were disappointed to find just the guys sitting. What the... are they.. ignoring me? where are the girls?, you thought, feeling a little paranoid. 

"Uh.. where's the girls?" you ask suspiciously, rising one eyebrow (which was on fleeeeek gurl *snaps fingers in a Z formation*).

"Ha..haha what girls?"

"Oh hardy har har, very funny, but seriously Jean, where are they?"


As you walk towards the table to set yourself down, you see the guys exchanging looks with each other. You knew they were hiding something, but before you tried to go into it Jean grabs you by the shoulder.

"Uh Hanji needed them for some weird girl thing, nothing big." 

"And how about me? Im a girl" 


There was a long silence, before Jean continued to speak. 


"Well Hanji only needed Annie, Ymir, Christa, Sasha, and Mikasa. She wanted to keep it even." 

"That's five girls... that's not even. It would be even if I joined you dummy." 

"Oh did I say even? I meant odd ha ha" he nervously laughs.


Such a bad liar. You look at the rest of the guys... What were they hiding from me...
You sat beside Armin, you notice he shrugged a bit. OH when Armin shrugs you know shits up, you take advantage of this. 


"Sooo Armin, what kind of thing is Hanji doing with the girls? What could possibly be so important to skip breakfast?"

"Uh-sh-She um sh-she she ha.. um uh" He stutters like crazy, you couldn't help but giggle at his cute attempt. Poor kid, yet so cute.

"She uh, she wanted to check them for herpes" Eren interrupts. 

"Herpes?" 

All the guys nod in unison. This is priceless. 


"Uh 'herpes' and why was that? shouldn't she check all of us then? to make sure it hasn't spread?" 

"Well, uh she found them all making out, with each other, and uh, Mikasa had herpes... so yeah" Reiner adds. 

"Hey why does Mikasa have to have the herpes? why not Sasha?" Jean protests. Connie blurts out from the crowd

"Come on, why Sasha? why not Ymir? yeah Ymir had it first!" 

"okay fine Ymir had herpes first and spread it to everyone." Jean finally accepts.


"Wow, you guys really suck at lying... herpes? really? you know you could have just said Hanji wanted to keep it confidential, since it was a 'girl' thing. Is this really what you guys think of? that all the girls just make out with eachother?" 

You slam your fist against the table which alerts everyone. 

"NOW seriously, what. are. you. hiding. from. me?" 


"QUIET DOWN" a voice yells from across the room. You freeze and sit yourself down. Everyone starts shaking nervously. 
You see Levi walk towards all of you. Ugh that attractive walk, its like he's doing it purposely for you to fall even more in love with him

"What the fuck are you brats blabbering about?" He growls. wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.


No one answers. 


"If no one answers, stable duty for everyone for a whole week" 

You see Jean about to speak, but you silence him as you kick him on the shin (lightly). 


"Well sir, we were just discussing why the rest of the girls weren't here..." 

He looks around and raises an eyebrow. 

"Oh, I haven't noticed. Since I get confused by half the sex of these boys" he says looking dead straight into Jean and Eren's eyes. All the guys blush in embarrassment. 


You giggle, but quickly cover it up with your hand.

"I've already spoken with Hanji, she explained that she needed them for some type of experiment. Now quiet the fuck down cadets, this is a lunch room, not a fucking market!" and with that no one talked for the rest of breakfast. 


-- You in dah kitchen naow with Eren, and Jean --

As you make tea for Corporal Levi you can hear Jean and Eren whisper behind you. As you turn around they quickly separated themselves from eachother.

"Y'know if you guys are secretly gay for eachother you can always tell me, I don't judge. I promise to keep your little secret hidden" you tease, happy to see their grossed out reaction.

"Ew never. I don't participate in bestiality." Eren scoffs, which makes Jean clench his fist. 

"OH SHUT UP JEAGAR! IM SO OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE!" 

"OH REALLY JEAN?? LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN!" 

"YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS-"

You slap them both with one hand with the other holding the tray with the tea on it. They both rub their cheeks and sob for a quick second. 

"Just help me bring this to the Corporal please"

"Yes m'am!" 


-- time skip to your future husband's office --


"Your tea, heichou" you walk over to him, as Eren held the tray behind you. As you get closer to the corporal Jean trips you which causes you to fall forward. Your probably thinking this is not so bad, but the position you were in was beyond awkward... 

Your face was inches away from his crotch. You were bend over on your hands and knees. You blush like cray, the corporal does the same. You hear Jean and Eren snickering in the back. 


Before you got up Erwin walks into the office to see you in this awkward position.
"Levi I- oh... (y/n), I never knew you were that type of lady."


You stand up, your face completely flushed. "It's not what it looks like sir!" you state dusting yourself.

"HAHA! cadet, Im questioning how you actually got into that position!" 

"S-sir! Jean tripped me, like the lil bitch he is! And plus if I were to do it, I wouldn't do it in front of Jean and Eren sir! and that door would have probably been locked!" You cover your mouth to stop yourself from talking. What were you saying?! AH! 

"Ha! hahahaha! On that awkward note may I have some time with Corporal Levi please cadets. I need to discuss some confidential information, now if you don't mind-" Erwin winks at the boys and points to the door. Eren and Jean wink back and set down the tray on the corporal's desk and all three of you left. 

"So, if Eren and I weren't there... you would have...y'know...?" He motions his hand as if he was holding something. 

You blush like crazy and punch Jean on the arm

"IF EREN AND YOU WEREN'T THERE I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THAT EMBARRASSING SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU DONKEY!!!!" You Scream before stomping away.


-- Training outside with Connie, Reiner, Armin and Levi-- 


"Alright you little pansy, wanna get a piece of me?" you taunt at Reiner. 

"I'll take you anytime princess." You both circle each other. You haven't fought against Reiner for a while now, since the little accident you had with him, ending him up in the infirmary for three days. 

You throw in the first punch which he caught. You then used your other fist to attack, he catches that too. 

"Oh, wrong move babe" 

"Yeah, for YOU!" 


You kneed him in the stomach and kicked his sorry ass to the ground. He quickly gets up and jumps at you, grabbing you from the back. You try to pull his arms away, but damn him for being a fit motherfucker. You head butt him, which causes Reiner to release you. 

One swift motion of your leg ended him on the ground once more. 


"Don't hold back next time cadet (L/N)" Corporal Levi speaks. You turn around but avoided eye contact with the corporal, because you were still embarrassed from the earlier... 'situation'. You nodded in agreement.

"If Reiner ends up in the infirmary again, he shall blame himself for such pathetic combat skills."

You hear Reiner get up. 

"Haha, It's okay to be a sore loser once in a while Reiner, but if you want me to teach you a few things I'll be happy t-"

Reiner pushes you before you can finish. Armin and Connie trip you which causes you to land on the corporal. You blush like crazy. 
Your body on top of his. Your chests touching. 

"S-sorry sir! AH it was fucking Reiner! that assholer!!!" You sit up, still on top of the corporal though. You turn to see Reiner, Connie and Armin running away from the both of you. The corporal puts his hands on your thighs. 

"Do you know what the fuck is going on cadet?" he asks.

You blankly look at him. 

"W-what do you mean sir?" 

"First of all, everyone has been acting fucking strange."

"Yeah, people keep tripping me onto you." 

"Precisely, what the fuck is shitty glasses up to?" 

"I-I don't know sir, but I think it's something to do with me liking-"

"(y/n), Levi! Oh... again with the weird position. I'm starting to think you both have something going on" Erwin interrupts. 
You once again blush and dust yourself off. You kindly help the short corporal up and mouthed the words sorry...


"Sir, you keep coming at the wrong moment, Reiner pus-" you start, only to be interrupted by Erwin again.

"Uh huh, I would love to hear the story but I really need both of you to come with me." 

You look at Levi, he stands there with his bored expression before talking

"What is the meaning of this Erwin. Where the fuck is shitty glasses, where the fuck is everyone? What the actual fuck are you all up to?" 


You look at Erwin, his sexy man brows rise. He just smirks and walks towards the castle. You follow him, however it takes a few seconds until Levi followed behind. 


-- About to enter the lunch room -- 


Erwin stops in front of the door. 

"The lunch room? b-but it's no where close to lunch sir, what are we doing here?" 

"Maybe you should go and find out for yourself cadet" Erwin replies. 


You see Levi giving him a death stare. 

"Erwin... if this is some stupid dat-" 

"Shhh, otherwise you'll ruin it for (y/n)" 

You freeze, what? what was he about to say? Shaking it off you walk into the lunch room. Levi follows. 

There you see everyone staring at you. A huge sign hung from the ceiling. It read 



"Thank you (y/n) for listening to our endless bullshit, We Love You!" 


You smile. Tears about to appear on your face. Everyone stood there. Everyone. Mikasa, Eren, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Christa, Ymir, Annie, Armin, Reiner, and  Hanji. Two hands grab both your shoulders, you turn to see Erwin and Levi. 


"We needed something to thank you for your kindness (y/n)" Erwin whispers into your ear.

You looked at Levi.

"You knew about this too sir?" 

"Yes cadet, why the fuck did you think you didn't get that stable cleaning punishment from me today?" 

You smirk to yourself, and look at everyone once more. These people loved you, they cared for you, and you cared for them. I guess love wasn't impossible. Love is everywhere. You just need to find it with the right kind of people. The people you trust your life with. 


"I-I.." you stutter 

"Oh wow, the great (L/n) is speechless" Jean yells. Everyone lets out a small laugh including yourself.

"Thank you" you whisper.

Mikasa steps forward. "No, thank you (y/n)" 


"Alright, let's get this party started before I fucking cry my eyes out like a little baby" you joyfully state as you rub your eyes gently. Everyone runs up to you. The first ever SURVEY CORPS group hug! Even Levi joined in after Hanji dragged him in. 

-- A few hours into the party --

Everyone was having a good time. You ate food with Sasha and Connie. Danced like a fool with Reiner, Erwin and Annie. Made jokes with Armin, Jean and Eren. Drank tea with Mikasa and Hanji, and sung karaoke with Ymir and Christa. But the only person you wanted to actually spend time with was in the corner of the room, pouting. 

"You should talk to him" Hanji whispers to you as she catches you staring at him...again.

"..."

"(y/n) on the sign, the part that says "we love you" corporal Levi added that. He wrote it himself. Your such a dummy to believe he doesn't love you back..."

"... You must be mistaken..."

"He loves you too, he's just too proud to admit it. That stupid grumpy, shorty, sourpuss, idiot, captain ass hol-er, bitch, fucktar-"

"Okay I get it Hanji, I'll talk to him" 

"Ha! YAY! good luck confessing!"

"Wait WHAT?! IM NOT DOING SUCH A TH-" 


Hanji pushes you towards Levi. 

"Hey, what's wrong? not enjoying the party?" you ask.

"What's your utter most deepest desire?" the raven haired man asks, completely ignoring your question. 


your my deepest desire. I want to be with you and only you. forever... you thought.


"Well sir... freedom, I guess..." you lie... partially.

"Mine is to be with the one I love". Your heart stops, but you force a smile.


Huh I guess you never really had a chance... He obviously has someone else in his mind, Hanji is way over her head... you can cry your eyes out later, right now you need to find out who he's talking about.


"What stops you from being with her sir?" 

"Stop saying sir, it's pissing me off brat. Call me Levi from now on." 

"OH. uh Levi then. Do I know this women? What's her name?" 

"..."

"hmm... okay, let's play the yes or no game alright?" 

He nods. 


"Is she alive?" 

"Yes" 

okay, not Petra (im sorry) 


"Is she in this room?" 

"yes" 


"Have you known her for long?" 

"Yes"


"Love at first sight?" 

"Yes"


You look at the different girls. Your eyes caught on Mikasa.

"She hangs out with Eren and Jean?" 

"Yes"


Okay... so far it could be Mikasa

"Does she hang out with Reiner?" 

"Yes"


Okay... nevermind, not mikasa.
You look at Annie.

"She the strong silent type? With a lady gaga appearance?" 

He chuckles. "...No"


Okay not Annie.
You look at Hanji

"She human?" 

He looks at you for a while, a little puzzled by your question.

"Yes. Very human."


Okay so not Hanji...

You keep this going until you've described every single girl. None seemed to be the girl he was talking about.


"Um, are you sure it's even a girl?"

He smirks before saying his answer "Yes (y/n)."


So you did something daring, you were obviously the only girl left, so why not take the chance, what can you lose? Maybe Hanji was telling you the truth...So you start to describe yourself.


"Is she... kind?"

"Yes"


"Does she have (h/c) hair?" 

"Yes"


"Does she care for everyone in this room?"

"Yes"


"let me guess, her eye color is (e/c)?"

"...yes..."


"Can she make good tea?"

"Yes"


"Do you like her tea?"

"Yes." 


"Is she (shorter/taller) than you?" 

"Yes.."


"Does she look good in her uniform?" 

He hesitates but replies "Y-yes"


"Did you like it whenever she tripped on you?" 

He looked at you, and just blushed a little. " yes "


"Does she love you back?"


He doesn't answer. His eyes shows a hint of sadness in them.

You grab him by the chin forcing a small quick kiss upon his lips. A nice short sweet one, yet it felt like your lips were there for all eternity to him. His cheeks now a bright red, you lean in closer to his ear and answered the question for him...

"Yes." 

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Comments: 240

arminaotswag In reply to ??? [2015-03-19 07:37:44 +0000 UTC]

How the hell did hange say <3 out loud?

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WhiteWolfForever In reply to arminaotswag [2015-04-04 16:57:03 +0000 UTC]

less than 3

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arminaotswag In reply to WhiteWolfForever [2015-04-05 03:21:08 +0000 UTC]

Hoe dont do it

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BaegerBombbastic In reply to ??? [2015-03-01 23:39:22 +0000 UTC]

this is literally so cute and adorable I squealed

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to BaegerBombbastic [2015-03-16 03:33:55 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD aww thank youuuuuu

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OneWhiteCat In reply to ??? [2015-02-27 05:53:12 +0000 UTC]

Much OCC in this ;-; but okey-dokey
I won't be an ass about it, but it wus kawaii (≧∇≦)

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to OneWhiteCat [2015-03-16 03:33:42 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD yeah sorry, 



thank you btw 








hopefully we could see a soft side of levi in season 2 ;-; argggggggg

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PixelBerry98 In reply to ??? [2015-02-18 10:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Aww~ the ending was so cute and I loved the party they made for reader-chan :3

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Emily-is-a-Otaku In reply to ??? [2015-02-15 07:23:44 +0000 UTC]

*Gets Suffocated By The Fluffy Stuffing That Is This Fanfic*

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HiImMayAckerman In reply to ??? [2015-01-19 12:03:18 +0000 UTC]

i-it's so kawaii..

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Yuekinomoto647 In reply to ??? [2015-01-16 00:46:51 +0000 UTC]

I love that cover picture. She has short brown hair like me. -w- And the story was beautifully adorable and funny! I might have died a little. <3

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Juliet-GWOLF18 In reply to ??? [2015-01-14 04:53:01 +0000 UTC]

ynyndduhnfechunfcuhncuhnruchnrfchurt
ILOVETHIS

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cinqus In reply to ??? [2015-01-06 18:56:35 +0000 UTC]


SOBBING

Ah - This is adorable, I loved every single part of it! (Crying because it's that cute)
This was really well written, and i liked the side humor! The confessing part thoUGH HAAsuiD
I read this quite early and im sinking in my blankets from the cuteness

  

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to cinqus [2015-01-12 03:35:55 +0000 UTC]

awwww ;-; im so glad you wrote that


now im sinking into my chair from the cuteness of YOUR comment!

thankkk you <3

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BrokenCupcakes In reply to ??? [2014-12-26 04:46:43 +0000 UTC]

This was FAN-FRICKING-TASTIC

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to BrokenCupcakes [2014-12-27 06:50:17 +0000 UTC]

huehuehueheh


thank you soooo meerrrrrrrrrruch 

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BrokenCupcakes In reply to IntrovertNarwhal [2014-12-27 06:55:21 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome ovo

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Mochi-and-2P-Rose In reply to ??? [2014-12-24 08:00:03 +0000 UTC]

Hanji; *steps on her glasses* *dramatically falls to her knees* MOTHER OF FUUUUUU-

*laughs my butt off~*

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Bunnygoblin In reply to ??? [2014-12-21 08:34:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah,u no i look good in that uniform Levi.

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to Bunnygoblin [2014-12-27 06:50:41 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD hell yeah gurl 

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Bunnygoblin In reply to IntrovertNarwhal [2014-12-27 23:17:49 +0000 UTC]

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ALEXISANDEren In reply to ??? [2014-12-15 01:23:26 +0000 UTC]

halp the giggels are takeing over

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ShadowGamer1315 In reply to ??? [2014-12-09 01:43:40 +0000 UTC]

I. CAN. STOP. FU'KING. LAUGHING. OMFG. HAAAAALLLLLP!!!!! 

XXXXXDDDDDDD

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Ecsentia In reply to ??? [2014-12-06 09:05:53 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA WHAT A COINCIDENCE READER-CHAN HAPPENED TO 'TRIP' XDXD

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to Ecsentia [2014-12-08 09:38:03 +0000 UTC]

lol yeah whoopsie daisy

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Ecsentia In reply to IntrovertNarwhal [2014-12-13 13:23:17 +0000 UTC]

BUT ALSO "She Human?" THAT IS PRICELESS

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AnimeMyLifePlease In reply to ??? [2014-12-04 04:07:42 +0000 UTC]

DID YOU SERIOUSLY REFERENCE BEASTIALITY!? AS IN, LIKE, HENTAI!?

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to AnimeMyLifePlease [2014-12-05 04:28:44 +0000 UTC]

at least I didn't actually write a story about bestiality 

oh gawd that would be horrible

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AnimeMyLifePlease In reply to IntrovertNarwhal [2014-12-05 05:40:47 +0000 UTC]

True enough. The icon you use to represent yourself makes your statement even funnier because the face is ultra serious as though that is the most common thing to say, ever.

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natsuki-miaka-nagisa In reply to ??? [2014-12-01 12:09:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm still fangirling after rreading this... I read this almost 100 timess

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MeadowRose02 In reply to ??? [2014-12-01 05:07:52 +0000 UTC]

WHATS WRONG WITH ME

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MeadowRose02 In reply to ??? [2014-12-01 05:07:37 +0000 UTC]

I have been reading these fanfiction and can't stop fangirling

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to MeadowRose02 [2014-12-05 04:29:41 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD 

i'm glad you like it! 

here is my lovvvvveeeee

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MeadowRose02 In reply to ??? [2014-12-01 05:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Dies from CUTENESS

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Kallasea In reply to ??? [2014-12-01 01:54:38 +0000 UTC]

*Dies from adorableness overload*

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yeppyrin In reply to ??? [2014-11-29 13:29:43 +0000 UTC]

OMG THIS WAS SO ADORABLE <3 I JUST ASDFGHJKL   

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IzanaBlindfolded In reply to ??? [2014-11-28 16:58:07 +0000 UTC]

😊 OMG OMG OMG!!!!
So friggin adorable~!

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to IzanaBlindfolded [2014-12-05 04:35:48 +0000 UTC]

thank youuuu~~~

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IzanaBlindfolded In reply to IntrovertNarwhal [2014-12-05 04:39:43 +0000 UTC]

No Problem~!

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cinnabunny2002 In reply to ??? [2014-11-27 14:01:26 +0000 UTC]

"Yes."
Me: *fangirls from inside*

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to cinnabunny2002 [2014-11-28 15:25:41 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD 

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FireDerpDucky In reply to ??? [2014-11-27 06:25:59 +0000 UTC]

"Ha, no. I don't want to talk about my love life right now, I was actually looking forward to talking about YOUR love life" She blurts out while pointing at your left breast. All the guys look at you from the table and Jean wiggles his eyebrows like he was going to see somelesbo action. 

"She's pointing at my heart, you fucking pervs!" you yell which instantly makes everyone laugh and return to their meal. 



Me irl : FUCK YOU JEAN, I WILL KILL YOU WHEN YOU FUCKING SLEEP. JEAN.

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to FireDerpDucky [2014-11-28 15:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah XDD 

yes I shall join you in the Jean killing 

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FireDerpDucky In reply to IntrovertNarwhal [2014-11-28 23:32:51 +0000 UTC]

YEAH LETS GO! #JeanKillingTimeBitches

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Pokemonjewel In reply to ??? [2014-11-27 02:05:40 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GERD THIS IS SO CUTE AND AWESOME I CANT TAKFJFJDSKXKDKS
*dies from fangirling* 

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to Pokemonjewel [2014-11-28 15:25:30 +0000 UTC]

hahah XD yay thank you!

*revives you with picture of smexy Levi*

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IfYouSayYouLoveMe In reply to ??? [2014-11-26 18:02:15 +0000 UTC]

*loud screaming*

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amorsunflower5 In reply to ??? [2014-11-26 02:40:45 +0000 UTC]

So sweet

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IntrovertNarwhal In reply to amorsunflower5 [2014-11-28 15:25:50 +0000 UTC]

thank you~

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EvilS-Dutch In reply to ??? [2014-11-24 14:52:23 +0000 UTC]

so cute and funny and sweet

*candy for you*

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