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Kakuzu sighed as he walked through the Akatsuki base, everyone other then him and Hidan were on missions and it was... for the lack of a better word annoying. "For once I just want a peaceful day, is that to hard to ask for?" Just then there was a large crash of pans hitting the floor and glass breaking... "yeah... to hard to ask for." he muttered as he walked to the kitchen to see Hidan on his knees picking up shards of glass "hidan... what happened?" Kakuzu muttered madly. Hidan quickly looked up and frowned "nothing! just get the fuck out!" Kakuzu just rolled his eyes and walked up to the room he and Hidan shared.
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Hidan waited until he knew Kakuzu was gone before he sighed sadly, "damn it! I just wanted to do something /nice/ for him" he muttered as he threw out the messed up cake he had been trying to make. Hidan had liked Kakuzu for a while now, they always fight but Hidan didn't really hate the man. "fuck it." he said as he threw himself onto the couch in the main area of the base.
"hidan." a man in an orange mask muttered as he stood over him. "THE FUCK!" Hidan pretty much yelled as he fell off of the couch and onto the floor. "what the FUCK madara! you scared the shit out of me!" Madara just laughed as he offered a hand to help the fowl mouthed man up. "sorry hidan i couldn't help it~" Madara said as he pulled Hidan up into his arms and kissed him on the lips after he slide his mask to once side. "h-hey..." Hidan said frowning a bit, "its Kuzu-kun's birthdaaay" he whined. Madara chuckled happily "I'm aware~ I also know that hes up in your room right now bored out of his mind, and I also know how to give him a great birthday present, as long as you are a good boy that is" Hidan nodded a bit. Madara was the only one that knew Hidan liked Kakuzu, and Hidan was the only one that knew that Madara liked both him and Kakuzu.
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Madara knocked on Kakuzu's door his hair messy again, "Kakuzu-kuuun~" he called in his jokingly cute voice he liked to use when he was 'Tobi'. "what do you want madara" Kakuzu said as he walked to the door and opened it. Unlike normal Kakuzu was just wearing a muscle-shirt, his pants, and nothing else. His hair was down and his beautiful scared and stitched face was showing. "well don't you look handsome Kakuzu-kun~" Madara said happily "come on! you are coming with meeee~" he said as he grabbed Kakuzu's wrist and started to pull him along. "h-hey! what the fuck madara? i'm not wearing my stuff!" Madara giggled and just kept pulling "oh shush~ its just us and hidan" he said as he pushed Kakuzu into a dark room, "sit here ok Kakuzu-kun?" Kakuzu frowned but sat down on a hard wooden chair, he was unable to see anything and on top of that Madara blindfolded him. "better hurry up" Kakuzu growled.
-Soon Madara was down with Hidan and boy was he embarrassed. "m-madara! i can't! what if... what if Kuzu-kun doesn't like it?" Madara grinned behind his mask as he looked at Hidan who was in the skimpiest maid outfit he had ever seen, and his hair was up in a /really/ cute ponytail tied up with a pretty ribbon. "he'll enjoy it, trust me." he moved his mask to the side and kissed Hidan's neck. "you're so cute, just like the little uke you are." Hidan growled "o-only for kuzu-kun and you." Madara laughed "well come on then hidan-chan~"
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Back in the dark room Kakuzu was starting to get mad, just then he heard the door open and the lights turn on "what the HELL madara!" Kakuzu said madly as he ripped the blindfold off but was greeted by Hidan and not madara like he thought... "h-hidan?" Kakuzu said as he covered his mouth. Kakuzu couldn't help but stare at Hidan, he looked... hot as hell, and to top it all off the words 'Kakuzu's bitch' were carved into his chest. "h-hi kuzu..." Hidan said blushing his beautiful purple eyes glued to the floor. "well Kakuzu-kun~" Madara said as he walked in behind Hidan "aren't you going to enjoy your birthday present?" he said as he gently flicked the ribbon in Hidan's hair. "t-this was your doing madara?" Kakuzu asked his eyes still glued to Hidan's beautiful body. "i-i wanted to Kuzu~" Hidan said finally looking up, "this is your birthday present, you can do what ever you want with me." Kakuzu's eyes trailed from Hidan up to madara who was leaving the room. "Hidan... come here" Kakuzu said as he turned and walked over to the bed that was in the room and he sat down. Hidan follow quickly and was about to say something but couldn't as he had been roughly pulled down into Kakuzu's lap and his lips were crushed against that of Kakuzu's in a harsh and almost desperate but lustful kiss.
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Later that day when the others got back
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"Happy Birthday Kakuzu!~" Everyone shouted as Konan brought out a huge and really good looking cake. "so Kakuzu-kun~" Konan said happily as she served the cake "what do you want for your birthday huh?" Deidara nodded happily "yeah Kakuzu-kun! we all want to get you what you REALLY want uh!" Kakuzu tried not to blush as he quickly looked over at Hidan then started to eat his cake "i already got what i wanted everyone, but thank you."
Needless to say that night Hidan and Kakuzu sneaked out and went to a near by town to a hotel and didn't get back until late the next day.

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Kakuzu sighed as he walked through the Akatsuki base, everyone other then him and Hidan were on missions and it was... for the lack of a better word annoying. "For once I just want a peaceful day, is that to hard to ask for?" Just then there was a large crash of pans hitting the floor and glass breaking... "yeah... to hard to ask for." he muttered as he walked to the kitchen to see Hidan on his knees picking up shards of glass "hidan... what happened?" Kakuzu muttered madly. Hidan quickly looked up and frowned "nothing! just get the fuck out!" Kakuzu just rolled his eyes and walked up to the room he and Hidan shared.
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Hidan waited until he knew Kakuzu was gone before he sighed sadly, "damn it! I just wanted to do something /nice/ for him" he muttered as he threw out the messed up cake he had been trying to make. Hidan had liked Kakuzu for a while now, they always fight but Hidan didn't really hate the man. "fuck it." he said as he threw himself onto the couch in the main area of the base.
"hidan." a man in an orange mask muttered as he stood over him. "THE FUCK!" Hidan pretty much yelled as he fell off of the couch and onto the floor. "what the FUCK madara! you scared the shit out of me!" Madara just laughed as he offered a hand to help the fowl mouthed man up. "sorry hidan i couldn't help it~" Madara said as he pulled Hidan up into his arms and kissed him on the lips after he slide his mask to once side. "h-hey..." Hidan said frowning a bit, "its Kuzu-kun's birthdaaay" he whined. Madara chuckled happily "I'm aware~ I also know that hes up in your room right now bored out of his mind, and I also know how to give him a great birthday present, as long as you are a good boy that is" Hidan nodded a bit. Madara was the only one that knew Hidan liked Kakuzu, and Hidan was the only one that knew that Madara liked both him and Kakuzu.
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Madara knocked on Kakuzu's door his hair messy again, "Kakuzu-kuuun~" he called in his jokingly cute voice he liked to use when he was 'Tobi'. "what do you want madara" Kakuzu said as he walked to the door and opened it. Unlike normal Kakuzu was just wearing a muscle-shirt, his pants, and nothing else. His hair was down and his beautiful scared and stitched face was showing. "well don't you look handsome Kakuzu-kun~" Madara said happily "come on! you are coming with meeee~" he said as he grabbed Kakuzu's wrist and started to pull him along. "h-hey! what the fuck madara? i'm not wearing my stuff!" Madara giggled and just kept pulling "oh shush~ its just us and hidan" he said as he pushed Kakuzu into a dark room, "sit here ok Kakuzu-kun?" Kakuzu frowned but sat down on a hard wooden chair, he was unable to see anything and on top of that Madara blindfolded him. "better hurry up" Kakuzu growled.
-Soon Madara was down with Hidan and boy was he embarrassed. "m-madara! i can't! what if... what if Kuzu-kun doesn't like it?" Madara grinned behind his mask as he looked at Hidan who was in the skimpiest maid outfit he had ever seen, and his hair was up in a /really/ cute ponytail tied up with a pretty ribbon. "he'll enjoy it, trust me." he moved his mask to the side and kissed Hidan's neck. "you're so cute, just like the little uke you are." Hidan growled "o-only for kuzu-kun and you." Madara laughed "well come on then hidan-chan~"
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Back in the dark room Kakuzu was starting to get mad, just then he heard the door open and the lights turn on "what the HELL madara!" Kakuzu said madly as he ripped the blindfold off but was greeted by Hidan and not madara like he thought... "h-hidan?" Kakuzu said as he covered his mouth. Kakuzu couldn't help but stare at Hidan, he looked... hot as hell, and to top it all off the words 'Kakuzu's bitch' were carved into his chest. "h-hi kuzu..." Hidan said blushing his beautiful purple eyes glued to the floor. "well Kakuzu-kun~" Madara said as he walked in behind Hidan "aren't you going to enjoy your birthday present?" he said as he gently flicked the ribbon in Hidan's hair. "t-this was your doing madara?" Kakuzu asked his eyes still glued to Hidan's beautiful body. "i-i wanted to Kuzu~" Hidan said finally looking up, "this is your birthday present, you can do what ever you want with me." Kakuzu's eyes trailed from Hidan up to madara who was leaving the room. "Hidan... come here" Kakuzu said as he turned and walked over to the bed that was in the room and he sat down. Hidan follow quickly and was about to say something but couldn't as he had been roughly pulled down into Kakuzu's lap and his lips were crushed against that of Kakuzu's in a harsh and almost desperate but lustful kiss.
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Later that day when the others got back
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"Happy Birthday Kakuzu!~" Everyone shouted as Konan brought out a huge and really good looking cake. "so Kakuzu-kun~" Konan said happily as she served the cake "what do you want for your birthday huh?" Deidara nodded happily "yeah Kakuzu-kun! we all want to get you what you REALLY want uh!" Kakuzu tried not to blush as he quickly looked over at Hidan then started to eat his cake "i already got what i wanted everyone, but thank you."
Needless to say that night Hidan and Kakuzu sneaked out and went to a near by town to a hotel and didn't get back until late the next day.