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Description
Name: SideosAge: 32.
Height: 5'4''
Species: Irken
Home Planet: Irk (currently resides on Las Gaara)
Languages: Common universal language, Irken, a few different Irken dialects. Native Las Gaarian.
Occupation: Ex-Invader, currently Merc for Hire within the criminal underworld and in his words 'professional psychopath'.
Likes:
Cups of tea. Violent films. Drinking. Dancing. Practising his 'water style' martial arts (Note: a cross of Jeet Kun Do, Krav Maga, Tai-Chi and Capoeira). Insulting Kaiser. Dating Zikki. Having fun. Treating others badly. Winning. Sir Fluffycutekins (his pet Uggle). Gambling. Las Gaara. Warm places. Looking good.
Dislikes:
Kaiser. Sirra. Anything supernatural or not reality-based. Religion. Boredom. The cold. Cells. Policeirks. Being told what to do. Losing. Looking bad.
Fears:
Ghosts. Kaiser beating him in a fight.
Personality:
Insane in the membrane. Sideos is a true psychopath, who cares for nothing but himself (although strangely he's taken a shine to Zikki). He's a vicious killer who'll slice your throat while making a wisecrack about it with a wit as sharp as his claws. He loves the sound of his own voice and will talk endlessly, especially about his favourite subject, himself. He has a gigantic ego and can boast about himself for hours on end. He hates guns because they're 'not true weapons' and relies entirely on his own almost supernatural speed and precision. He loves a crowd and would rather play to them than take something seriously. Oddly he's been said to be surprisingly charming when he wants too. His motto in life is 'flow like whiskey'.
History:
Almost utterly unknown, he simply showed up at the Irk Military Academy when he was old enough and was trained to become an elite strike-team agent, however, when it was clear he worked better alone he was pushed into becoming an Invader. He then wiped out the planet he was on despite being told to take slaves and killed the team sent to get him. It's noteworthy that he was only locked up on the crime of killing the irkens, not the planet itself. He was a member of the legendary 'Royal Five' within Skizatos Seven and was instrumental in the infamous prison riots and mass escape from the prison-asylum. Since then he semi-vanished into the irken underworld, doing 'what he loves' for a job, killing for cash. He's been spotted with ex-lieutenant Zikki, probably no coincidence that she was the one person his equally infamous and self proclaimed rival, Kaiser, couldn't kill.
Strength:
Sideos is well noted for his intense hand-to-hand expertise and many have commented on his rather unique martial art style which seems to be both well practised and spontaneously made up, giving him a dangerous unpredictability. A radical mixture of dancing and aggressive fighting it is coupled with his, some would say unnatural, speed and accuracy. Unusually his fingers are filed down by some method or another into super sharp claws that have been seen to go through most metals. His teeth are also sharpened enough to bite through flesh. Sideos also has the rather uncanny ability to read someone like a book and predict their movements based entirely on their personality. It is said that while his strength is only slightly above average, it is the psychological war he wages on his opponents, sometimes reducing them to tears in minutes, that gives him the true edge in his fights.
Weaknesses:
What he has in speed he lacks in personal defence, wearing next to no armour, he also has no long-ranged attack power. His psychosis and bloodlust can often get him carried away and leave him vulnerable to someone willing to keep their mind on tactics. His ego is gigantic and his own self-cockiness can often lead him into dangerous situations that even he can't get out of unscathed.
Favoured Environments:
Deserts and Swamp.
Worst Environments:
Tundra and Caves.
Equipment:
Rations in his PAK. Lose clothes, combat boots and pants with brown desert robe. A mug. Music player with a speaker attached to it. That's about it.
Extra:
In it for the money and crowd. He also wants to make it clear that he is 'The Original' and 'King of Killers'. He even has his own 'theme song' ready to play whenever he goes to fight someone. He wants to grab a camera to follow him around constantly so he can always be 'giving something back' to his fans.
Tattoos: An irken invader sign on his upper left arm. A very curled 'Z' across his heart. 'King of Killers' writing in an arch across his stomach. A King of Hearts playing card on his upper right arm.
*** HIS STATS *** (all stats are out of 10)
STR - 6
DEX - 8 (+1)
CON - 7 (+1)
INT - 5
WIS - 6
CHA - 8
Special Rules
Super Ego: Sideos is so sure of himself that he cannot be convinced that he's anything but amazing (represented with a +1 on his CON). Secondly, he may always re-roll a CON check regardless of his opponents special rules.
Mind Reader: Sideos has the innate skill to perceive the slightest movements in a person's body language which aids to his 'unnatural' reaction speed (represented by a +1 to his DEX).
Deadly Tongue: Sideos is known for his ability to get into the head of his opponents and mentally wear them down. Each round Sideos's opponents must roll a 1d6, if the score is below 3, they take a -2 CON hit for the rest of the round.
Sharpest Knives in the Drawer: Sideos's claws are super-sharpened, therefore, they count as close-combat weapons AND hand-to-hand weapons. However, he must ALWAYS re-roll any successful hits using guns or any other hand held or close combat weapons.
Comments: 49
HellonEarth003 [2013-02-08 08:11:08 +0000 UTC]
Now this is a character i'd like to see go against Nexis... OR EX!
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Invader-Sideos In reply to HellonEarth003 [2013-02-09 01:37:42 +0000 UTC]
Maybe next Blood sport
MAAAAYBEEEEEEE.
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HellonEarth003 In reply to Invader-Sideos [2013-02-09 01:56:30 +0000 UTC]
i'll be anticapating it...
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Twilight-Rose-Wolf [2012-01-18 22:59:17 +0000 UTC]
Oh lord, this is who Robin is fighting eh? Hes so doomed
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Invader-Sideos In reply to Twilight-Rose-Wolf [2012-01-19 01:23:53 +0000 UTC]
Dude, they are totally gonna BOND over their insaneness
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Twilight-Rose-Wolf In reply to Invader-Sideos [2012-01-19 02:16:35 +0000 UTC]
Lord why can I see that happening? I found it completely ironic when I saw it was your charrie who was my charries first opponent.
YAY FOR INSANE PEOPLE
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Invader-Sideos In reply to Twilight-Rose-Wolf [2012-01-19 02:51:23 +0000 UTC]
They can chat insane things for the audience
Also, YAY CLOSE COMBAT CHARACTER, plus assassin background, should make for awesome dialogue and fight scenes.
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Twilight-Rose-Wolf In reply to Invader-Sideos [2012-01-19 03:01:42 +0000 UTC]
Yeah lol hes my little shorty short short assassin X3
and Ikr?
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sailorcelestial [2012-01-04 20:27:31 +0000 UTC]
Yaays!!! This reminds me of the first time Blood Sports came out, we thought you'd join with Sideos, so I had a great picture of Shyla cheering Sideos on... I wonder where it went? I can imagine Shyla would do her best to try and help him out~ Ah, anyways, I look forward to the next one! (And answer my notes!!!)
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Invader-Sideos In reply to sailorcelestial [2012-01-05 00:44:21 +0000 UTC]
Well it finally did happen I guess! He joined and now he's going to kick butt around Blood Sports like a BAWSS.
What notes? Dude you know me and notes :I
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sailorcelestial In reply to Invader-Sideos [2012-01-07 12:01:46 +0000 UTC]
LOOK IN YOUR NOTES, DUUUDE! LOOK IN THERE!!!
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avatarjk137 [2011-11-16 15:09:11 +0000 UTC]
I'm excited. Shit's going to go down this season.
Show all these imitators who started this bloodthirsty killer Irken thing.
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Invader-Sideos In reply to avatarjk137 [2011-11-16 15:40:37 +0000 UTC]
OH YOU KNOW IT BUDDY.
Siddy is riled up and ready to rock.
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Gvozdi [2011-11-16 04:44:42 +0000 UTC]
I have not seen that picture in a long time, like, holy shit bro
Either way, I am utterly excited.
Good to see Sid finally show up in the tournament, I have been waiting for this.
I hope to encounter one of my favourite OCs.
Perhaps when it is all over, we can have some tea.
Since Russians and Brits love tea.
Damn, do we love tea.
But not as much as Malaysia.
They love tea...
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Invader-Sideos In reply to Gvozdi [2011-11-16 13:54:39 +0000 UTC]
Bitch you KNOW shit will be serious when our peeps meet.
... who are you entering btw?
NEED TEA NOW.
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Gvozdi In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-17 00:23:33 +0000 UTC]
Oh yes, it will man.
No mercy.
No holding back.
No "lol lets stop 'cuz we are friends"
No, none of that.
Just pure bad assness.
I am going to reveal that soon.
GIVE ME SOME, YA GORMLESS TOSSA' BEFORE I KNOCK YA DOWN SOME APPLES
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Invader-Sideos In reply to Gvozdi [2011-11-17 12:40:41 +0000 UTC]
People will show up and be like 'Okay, lets fight for our FRIENDS!'
Sid shows up, puts on his mp3 and is like 'LOOK TO MA EYYYYYES, WHAT CAN YA SEEEE? THE CULT OF PERSONALITYYYYY!' then walks out with the WWE championship like a boss.
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Gvozdi In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-17 19:10:55 +0000 UTC]
And of course, that whole "LOL, WE CAN BOTH BE VICTORIOUS" or "I CAN LET YOUR OC LIVE" will happen
But Sid will be like, "THE WORLD NEEDS A REAL TAG-TEAM. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST DO IT MYSELF."
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Invader-Sideos In reply to Gvozdi [2011-11-17 19:45:44 +0000 UTC]
He tags himself in so he's always the legal man.
SO MANLY HE IS TWO MEN. OR IRKENS. WHATEVER.
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Gvozdi In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-17 19:47:32 +0000 UTC]
CM IRKEN CONFIRMED FOR BEST IRKEN
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Invader-Sideos In reply to Gvozdi [2011-11-17 19:55:15 +0000 UTC]
DUDE THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE YOUR CHARACTER.
IT'D BE AWESOME.
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Gvozdi In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-17 20:00:33 +0000 UTC]
CM IRKEN OUT OF NOWHERE
Also, there is a "KICK-ASS" character.
I think it is actually pretty awesome.
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Invader-Sideos In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-11-14 16:24:55 +0000 UTC]
YOUNG SIDEOS.
And he's gonna kick ass. AND TALK TO CAMERAS.
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-14 16:25:49 +0000 UTC]
Even bettah!! 8D
XDD And he'll be fabulous doing both
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randominuyasha [2011-11-14 00:33:51 +0000 UTC]
OH SNAP. This almost makes me sad that I'm helping to run the thing, 'cause it would be awesome to go against him. xD
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Invader-Sideos In reply to randominuyasha [2011-11-14 08:22:40 +0000 UTC]
FFFF, I know. He and Slert could have had an awesome reunion of awesomeness.
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randominuyasha In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-14 10:28:12 +0000 UTC]
That would've been so awesome haha. Maybe I'll have to do a stand-alone intermission kind of thing of her reaction to seeing him in there. xD
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Invader-Sideos In reply to randominuyasha [2011-11-14 16:31:09 +0000 UTC]
PFF, dude, that'd be pretty hilarious
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Invader-Sideos In reply to lledra [2011-11-14 08:22:59 +0000 UTC]
WOO, I tried submitting to the group but it wouldn't let me weirdly enough.
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lledra In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-14 12:49:45 +0000 UTC]
I saw it. We're still getting some kinks out of the voting system. BUT we are aware it's there! And thank you for the contribution that you have given.
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Invader-Sideos In reply to lledra [2011-11-14 16:30:53 +0000 UTC]
No problemo! I just wanted to make sure you guys knew!
Also, I'll do an introductory story soon, is there a set word/page number for that?
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lledra In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-14 17:06:00 +0000 UTC]
For the intro, no, I'm not enforcing the page count thing. Typically for when the rounds starts, the minimum will be 5000 words, or 10 pages of comic.
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Invader-Sideos In reply to lledra [2011-11-14 17:19:41 +0000 UTC]
5000 words? HARSH.
I'll really have to get my writing boots on for that D: *has become too used to writing 2000 words max per story*
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lledra In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-14 17:31:34 +0000 UTC]
I had to get used to writing to 5000, I remember the first few times writing to that length and being like 'OMG! This is taking FOREVAH!'. Over time though it's become a lot easier, XD or at least you can get a rough idea with page count as long as you're not having spaces everywhere.
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swombomb In reply to emberwing77 [2011-11-14 22:40:07 +0000 UTC]
yes.... yes shit iiis going down 0.0
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Invader-Sideos In reply to emberwing77 [2011-11-14 08:24:34 +0000 UTC]
BITCHES IT IS ON NOW.
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BloodFoxx14 [2011-11-13 23:49:40 +0000 UTC]
This is badass, might I say. And your entering him into some sort of fictional competition? Im curious
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Invader-Sideos In reply to BloodFoxx14 [2011-11-14 08:24:58 +0000 UTC]
BLOOD SPORT.
tis an epic battle of the OC's yo.
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BloodFoxx14 In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-14 22:58:38 +0000 UTC]
Fucking sweet XD I gotta keep tuned into this. Maybe add an OC or something.
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BloodFoxx14 In reply to Invader-Sideos [2011-11-15 00:48:33 +0000 UTC]
Okay Might add two, once the second one is complete. May I ask for more detail? Is it a sport through fanfic? RP? What are the rules? How do i enter? :333
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Invader-Sideos In reply to BloodFoxx14 [2011-11-15 13:04:49 +0000 UTC]
All those questions are on the main site ma man.
Go there and get em answered!
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