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invaderjeffy — Chick with a Dick
Published: 2010-01-15 06:41:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 661; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 3
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I was inspired by the AMAZING art of . Seriously. She's so freakin' good. And I soooooo envy her style! So I TRIED to draw in her style. And failed. V_V She's way too good.If you haven't seen her art already, go bask in it's glory. : D
YUSH
Anyway... the chicks with dicks thing....
This GOD DAMN annoying little sixth grader keeps asking my little sister (Who's also in sixth grade) to see my mohawk. He MAGICALLY got my number and started to text me, saying that he's my stalker and shit. I told him to shut the fuck up or I'll punt his fat ass over a football feild and then comence in chopping his not-yet-dropped testicles off, put them into a sammich, and make him eat it. : D
How he annoys me...
Anywho, the chicks with dicks thing is the sure-fire way to make the little fucktard laugh.
I dunno why....
After I heard that, I wrote it on my sisters binder for Science class.... as well as "Now remember, boys have cooties."
She crossed out "cooties" and wrote "dicks".
Ha, I love herrrrrr.
It also helps that she bought me some cupcakes today....
(I likes to eat sure junk food after a hour and a half of yoga.)
Er... yeah.
Inspired by the fucking rad
Art by ME
Saying by god-knows-who
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Comments: 30
Ah man, I was hoping for some Futanari!
lol
I'm your stalker, and you don't hate me!
[Although, I don't have your number either lol]
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Sorry to disapoint!
Nooo, I could never hate you!
Not that many people do have my number, dear.
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My number is 1-(661)-203-0790
It's Verizon, so if you have Verizon it's free!
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Daaaamn, I have AT&T! DX
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NOOO! You'r 3G coverage area isn't as good as mine AHHHH!!!!
input = "AT&T" {
return $_SERVICE.input(change)=Convert;
}
function Convert {
take $_MAKE.Convert = "Verizon"
} Else {
take input.return(AT&T) = $_DESTROY
}
//END
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Lies! That's just what the TV wants you to think!
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lol Your 3G may be better, but mine is more widespread! Muhahahah!
Oh, I'll be in California in March! Yippie! Bakersfield!
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Quite. xP
Oh, wanna help me pick out which face peircing to get? : D
I'm stuck between the Monroe or my eyebrow...
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errrm, Monroe is sexyier, eyebrow is kinda gross-ish and butcher.
My votes for monroe.
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Very true.... My only issue would be hiding it...
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For getting a job and hiding it from my step dad, step mom and 'real' dad.
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don't you get money anyway?
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Yeah... but if I don;t get my happy ass into gear then I get cut off. It's also so that they'll pay for my college tuition.
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oh... then just get the first job comeing your way?
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good.... you need your money, speccialy with moveing out this year
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Doesn't help that I blow hundreds of dopllars on art supplies. I have absolutely no ability to save money. I'm screwed when I get out on my own...
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its not that hard... FIRST you pay bill, THEN you buy food soap toothpaste ETC, then you put the remainder away incase you need it, and you can set an amount to take out of each pay check thats money you can just do what you like with...
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I know how it works, love, but I've never been able to do it. It's my debit cards fault. It makes it waaaay too easy to spend money.
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then get rid of it, use cash only
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Hmm.... That's a damn good idea.
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