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CAT INTERVIEWS (done with Dragon-Wolf-Lover for my zine)

Recently we talked with Mackenzie Haverlack, a friend of Diana Jones. Our interview was about Diana's cat, Marby.
Have you ever had any good experiences with Marby?
Mac: Yeah, a couple. Last time I was at Diana's house she actually liked me, which was surprising. She cam looking for me for attention.

Has Marby ever flipped out at you?
Mac: Uh... yeah. She attacked my foot whenever I walked past her... and let me tell you... it hurts!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much did it hurt? Has she ever drawn blood?
Mac: Probably a five. She drew blood and I needed a band-aid, but no stitches.

Can you imagine why she might have lashed out at you? is her life stressful?
Mac: I think she's getting older and everything is stressful for her. She doesn't like loud people so much... and I'm far from quiet.

Interesting, can you tell me anything about her relationship with Diana?
Mac: Diana's one of my best friends. She really likes Marby and gets jealous when I pet her. I think Marby likes her too.

So, Marby doesn't abuse Diana like other people? I found that a little hard to believe.
Mac: Oh no, she abuses Diana much more than other people.

Oh really? Has Diana recounted any... instances with you? I'd like to hear some.
Mac: Well there was one time when Marby rolled over onto her back and purred like "pet me, pet me!" After Diana was petting her, Marby flipped out and latched onto her arm.

That's strange... Now, Diana likes to call her cat bi-polar, is this true? Is Marby really bi-polar or just a weird cat?
Mac: Marby is way bi-polar. I swear she has a mental disease, although she hasn't actually been diagnosed.

Thank you Mac, for your time your comments and stories are sure to be enjoyed by our readers.

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CAT INTERVIEWS (done with Dragon-Wolf-Lover for my zine)

Recently we talked with Mackenzie Haverlack, a friend of Diana Jones. Our interview was about Diana's cat, Marby.
Have you ever had any good experiences with Marby?
Mac: Yeah, a couple. Last time I was at Diana's house she actually liked me, which was surprising. She cam looking for me for attention.

Has Marby ever flipped out at you?
Mac: Uh... yeah. She attacked my foot whenever I walked past her... and let me tell you... it hurts!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much did it hurt? Has she ever drawn blood?
Mac: Probably a five. She drew blood and I needed a band-aid, but no stitches.

Can you imagine why she might have lashed out at you? is her life stressful?
Mac: I think she's getting older and everything is stressful for her. She doesn't like loud people so much... and I'm far from quiet.

Interesting, can you tell me anything about her relationship with Diana?
Mac: Diana's one of my best friends. She really likes Marby and gets jealous when I pet her. I think Marby likes her too.

So, Marby doesn't abuse Diana like other people? I found that a little hard to believe.
Mac: Oh no, she abuses Diana much more than other people.

Oh really? Has Diana recounted any... instances with you? I'd like to hear some.
Mac: Well there was one time when Marby rolled over onto her back and purred like "pet me, pet me!" After Diana was petting her, Marby flipped out and latched onto her arm.

That's strange... Now, Diana likes to call her cat bi-polar, is this true? Is Marby really bi-polar or just a weird cat?
Mac: Marby is way bi-polar. I swear she has a mental disease, although she hasn't actually been diagnosed.

Thank you Mac, for your time your comments and stories are sure to be enjoyed by our readers.