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Ok, the real title is "The Progression of Edward's and Jacob's Relationship throughout the Twilight Series"WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN!!!!
Twilight:
Edward: Hello.
Jacob: Hey!
Edward: So, we're still not allowed in La Push?
Jacob: Nope.
Edward: Alright...
Jacob: Yeah...
Edward: Oh, by the way, I'm dating Bella Swan.
Jacob: Wha-WHAT!?
New Moon:
Bella: WAH! Edward left me!
Jacob: O-oh. Well, uh, that just plain, uh, sucks...
Bella: Hey! Let's build motorcycles and put me in danger repeatedly!
Jacob: WOOT! Let's do it!
Jacob: (~Later~) OK! Now that she knows everything, I can finally date Bella!
Edward: Hey, I'm back and dating Bella again... Silly Puppy.
Jacob: NO FREAKIN' WAY!
Eclipse:
Edward: I told you I wouldn't fight fair, right?
Jacob: Yeah, and I told you I wouldn't either.
Edward: Ok, just listen to me talk to Bella.
Jacob: ...Why not?
Edward: Hey, Bella! I like how we're engaged, don't you?
Bella: As long as I get my sex and become a vampire, YES!
Edward: By the way, come to our wedding!
Jacob: I'm so out of here.
Breaking Dawn:
Jacob: How could you let that happen to Bella!?
Edward: Believe me, I didn't know...
Edward: ...?
Jacob: ...?
Aro: AH MUNNA DETWOY YOU NOW!
Jacob: Hey Edward! I'll halp take him out if you let me marry Nessie!
Edward: ...
Aro: ...
Edward: Love you, Son!
Jacob: Thanks, Dad!
Aro: Damn, they're going to fight back... Let's go home, friends...
Awww... Jacob is foiled in all the comics except the last one. At least he gets his happy! ^_^
P.S. This is also my contest entry for Please visit and join!
All chars copyright to Stephenie Meyer
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Comments: 17
NekoKat-X3 [2009-06-21 19:37:25 +0000 UTC]
This is easier and faster to follow than Twilight... and waaay more hilarious xD
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Colors-aka-Rose [2008-12-04 01:49:17 +0000 UTC]
Love the last panel!!
They're going to fight back. Let's go home. Aro
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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Colors-aka-Rose [2008-12-04 11:09:39 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! I have to say, the one two panels before that stole my heart. Aro pouncing =
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Wckd-Kissez [2008-10-23 02:48:09 +0000 UTC]
wow that is the summary for the entire series...poor jake great job
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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Wckd-Kissez [2008-10-23 10:13:59 +0000 UTC]
I know! >.<
And thank you! ^_^
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Yuki-Sakura [2008-08-12 23:13:41 +0000 UTC]
Lol. SO TRUE!
I thought Aro had white hair, though...>_>
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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Yuki-Sakura [2008-08-13 00:05:29 +0000 UTC]
No. Marcus or Caius has white hair. Aro has black.
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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to animemyster [2008-08-13 00:04:59 +0000 UTC]
LOL Hello, fellow Twilight fan!
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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Talenyn-sama [2008-08-12 22:19:53 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! And I TOLD YOU SO! XP
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