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Published: 2008-08-12 22:15:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 5699; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 111
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Description Ok, the real title is "The Progression of Edward's and Jacob's Relationship throughout the Twilight Series"

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN!!!!

Twilight:
Edward: Hello.
Jacob: Hey!

Edward: So, we're still not allowed in La Push?
Jacob: Nope.

Edward: Alright...
Jacob: Yeah...

Edward: Oh, by the way, I'm dating Bella Swan.
Jacob: Wha-WHAT!?

New Moon:
Bella: WAH! Edward left me!
Jacob: O-oh. Well, uh, that just plain, uh, sucks...

Bella: Hey! Let's build motorcycles and put me in danger repeatedly!
Jacob: WOOT! Let's do it!

Jacob: (~Later~) OK! Now that she knows everything, I can finally date Bella!

Edward: Hey, I'm back and dating Bella again... Silly Puppy.
Jacob: NO FREAKIN' WAY!

Eclipse:
Edward: I told you I wouldn't fight fair, right?
Jacob: Yeah, and I told you I wouldn't either.

Edward: Ok, just listen to me talk to Bella.
Jacob: ...Why not?

Edward: Hey, Bella! I like how we're engaged, don't you?
Bella: As long as I get my sex and become a vampire, YES!

Edward: By the way, come to our wedding!
Jacob: I'm so out of here.

Breaking Dawn:
Jacob: How could you let that happen to Bella!?
Edward: Believe me, I didn't know...

Edward: ...?
Jacob: ...?
Aro: AH MUNNA DETWOY YOU NOW!

Jacob: Hey Edward! I'll halp take him out if you let me marry Nessie!
Edward: ...
Aro: ...

Edward: Love you, Son!
Jacob: Thanks, Dad!
Aro: Damn, they're going to fight back... Let's go home, friends...

Awww... Jacob is foiled in all the comics except the last one. At least he gets his happy! ^_^

P.S. This is also my contest entry for Please visit and join!

All chars copyright to Stephenie Meyer
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Comments: 17

NekoKat-X3 [2009-06-21 19:37:25 +0000 UTC]

This is easier and faster to follow than Twilight... and waaay more hilarious xD

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Linzigi [2009-02-22 17:47:03 +0000 UTC]

THAT MF FUNNY!

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Colors-aka-Rose [2008-12-04 01:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Love the last panel!!
They're going to fight back. Let's go home.

Aro

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Colors-aka-Rose [2008-12-04 11:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I have to say, the one two panels before that stole my heart. Aro pouncing =

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HeartxXXxScar [2008-11-09 01:43:42 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO THAT'S AMAZING.

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to HeartxXXxScar [2008-11-09 13:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! ^_^

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Wckd-Kissez [2008-10-23 02:48:09 +0000 UTC]

wow that is the summary for the entire series...poor jake great job

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Wckd-Kissez [2008-10-23 10:13:59 +0000 UTC]

I know! >.<

And thank you! ^_^

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Wckd-Kissez In reply to Irken-Invader-Rina [2008-10-24 01:10:23 +0000 UTC]

your welcome

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zutara93 [2008-10-06 21:01:25 +0000 UTC]

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to zutara93 [2008-10-07 00:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks much! ^_^

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Yuki-Sakura [2008-08-12 23:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol. SO TRUE!


I thought Aro had white hair, though...>_>

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Yuki-Sakura [2008-08-13 00:05:29 +0000 UTC]

No. Marcus or Caius has white hair. Aro has black.

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animemyster [2008-08-12 23:12:15 +0000 UTC]

That pretty much says it xD

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to animemyster [2008-08-13 00:04:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL Hello, fellow Twilight fan!

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Talenyn-sama [2008-08-12 22:18:16 +0000 UTC]

HOLY FUCKING HELL LOL!

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Irken-Invader-Rina In reply to Talenyn-sama [2008-08-12 22:19:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! And I TOLD YOU SO! XP

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