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Irken-Invader-Rina — Twilight Series in a Nutshell
Published: 2008-06-09 19:25:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 4435; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 18
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Yes, this crappy thing strucvk me one day and I just couldn't resist! Really, this drawing is pure crack. I was really just thinking about how to describe Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse to people who haven' read it yet without doing a lot of explaining. I think I caught that pretty well, don't you think? So yeah, I'll put the script down here so it's easier to read. So yeah. Tell me what you think!I'M A FAN-PIRE! :K
Script from Top to bottom right to left:
Victoria, James, Laurent: I KILL YOU!
Alice: Bella's gonna get hurt in half an hour! OMG!
Jasper: That's my que to go...
Esme: Who wants a hug?!
Bella: Edward! Give me sex! ~
Edward: Um... No...
Carlisle: -sigh- I'll get the first-aid kit...
Emmett: HA HA HA! That's our Bella!
Rosalie: Hello! I'm still here! ...Pay attention to me!
Embry: Ooh, burn!
Jacob: That bastard...
Quil: Dude, you lost to a bloodsucker! She's obviously no into you!
Twilight Series copyright to Stephanie Meyer
Comic copyright to (ME!)
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Comments: 42
I though so. ^_^
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lol 'Ooh burn' awesome x3
I've always loved Embry for some reason, he seems nice. I wish there had been more about him...oh well
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oOmg i luv this picture lol its so friggin funny! poor jacob xDDDD
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XD Thank you! I'm actuall thinking about redoing it now that Breaking Dawn has come out worldwide. What so you think?
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I think that maybe you should
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YOSH! When I get some free-time, I SHALL DO IT!!!! >:3
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Hey, thank you for the fav!
I know it's kinda awkward to post a thank you note as a comment on a picture, but I figured I'll do a 2-in-1 kinda thing.
This picture in your gallery caught my eyes immediately. Interesting interpretation. I've never read the book myself, and I was half-planning to when a friend (who also haven't read it) suggested that we delve into the whole fan-craze thing together (assuming that we'd like it too)
Your picture does a pretty good job depicting what I've been told. So I'm trying to decide if I should really go for the book or drop the idea because it seems like it's going to be a waste of my time...
Anyway, this was entertaining to look at, nevertheless! ^^
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You're welcome, and thank you! ^_^
And I think it would be a good idea to give it a shot; you'll never know if you like something unless you give it a chance! ^_^
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Yeah, you're right. I hope I'll get the chance soon, because I'm about up to the tip-of-my-hair-standing-up loaded with work right now.
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oh, yeah. i know the feeling! -patpat-
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I found out that they're making a movie of Twilight. And it's about to come out in theaters soon too at my location.
It sounds totally like the new Harry Potter.
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i know! I've been basically stalking the making of the movie since January. >.< I'm such a fangirl!
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Haha..have you? That seems fun. xD
I STILL haven't gotten around reading the first book. -o-
I'll probably start reading once the craze dies down.
That's always the case with me.
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My sister says she's gonna do that, too.
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Cool. xD
Everyone's so crazy about the release!
Billboard posters are all of Twilight now! It's like...I can't even turn a corner without seeing a Twilight ad. =O
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Subtle advertisement. XD
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It's taking over the world =O
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xD
epic win.
BELLA= REJECTED.
along with poor jake. ]=
i would rather be a werewolf then a vampire. <3
xD this is a great parody.
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XD Thanks for the fave, too!
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lawl,
your welcome. xD
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And being able to quote the book doesn't make you a nerd :3...technically I'm more so a nerd cause I've read the book over 72 times (and no that is not an exageration that is very true)...It's a very easy read but at the same time, the more you read it the more you realize how much the characters lack depth...So, I'm pretty sure when I go see the movie and say out loud that Edward should die for real and never come back, I'm going to get a lot of glares from little preteen girls who know nothing...AND! I absolutly do not support Robert as Edward, I just don't see it, his eye brows are way to bushy and in trying to make him pale it only made him look sickly...
Sorry for my rany xD I just...ughh I like the books but at the same time when I look at it from a outer-body perspective I don't see why I do...
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I see everyone of your points and I agree with all of them.. Except... I do see Rob as Edward. I do agree with what you said but I forced myself to look past it and just see his acting skills. He's quite the excellent actor in my opinion. ^_^
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I think this is freakin hysterical and true for all the books...Breaking Dawn confused the hell out of me I must say..(actually only one aspect of it but still). But! I still love the books (even for the redundancy). Though I must say that I really wish that Edward and Bella would go die in a hole somewhere!
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THANK YOU! Yes, they are quite stupid, aren't they? But I do love Edward as much as I love Jacob (and I was a strange mix of happy and angry that Jacob imprinted because I love him dearly). I think that Breaking Dawn wasn't as well written as well as the first three books and throughout the entire thing, I really just wanted to kill her slowly. (Maybe more dog bowls to the head XD)
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Jacob was probably one of the better characters I think...I still don't see how Bella even managed to get pregnant, cause even the way it was explained in the book logic just doesn't fit in. But I loves Jacob so much more than Edward!
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Let's see. Bella got pregnant because she was human. I think that's about it for the explanation Stephenie provides. (I'd go look it up but my friend is borrowing it at the moment.) 
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Well the whole thing was that female vampires can't get pregnant cause the body doesn't change, but male vampires still have the ability in inpregnate people...But I mean logically, vampires are the living dead, their reproductive organs shouldn't work. cause I mean they have no blood to rush down to that particular organ, nor should they still have sperm
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That's true and it confuzzled me as well. But, I digress, I simply learned to accept that as Stephenie's logic. lol
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very funny and very true, hopefully in breaking dawn belle will be a vampire and just shut up ( no i don't hate her, she just bothers me bit)
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I can't WAIT for my copy of Breaking Dawn to get here! >.< And thanks for the fave, fellow Fanpire! :K
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You got right on the dot!! XD
Great job, cute art!! ^^
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Thanks, I tried!
And thank you for the fave!
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Yes, well it shows!
And you're welcome!!
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I ADORE this! It's so true! *Hates Bella*
Yeah...Jake's a l'il dense, ain't he?
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