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WARNING! WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS COPIUS AMOUNTS OF FANFICTION! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS, INSOMNIA, HOMOPHOBIA (the legitimate phobia), OR DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PAIRING!Sorry, had to get the disclaimer out of the way. But, seriously, if any of my watchers read this and are offended, I really apologize, your opinions mean a lot to me. I worked hard on this, and wanted to post it, but I'm sorry if you end up irritated by it. Please don't hold it against me if you are.
Oh yeah, and this violates DC cannon a few times, but I find the current cannon too depressing to respect.
Without further ado..
1.) Ring
The day after they became friends, Eddie spent all day waiting for Jaime to call him back, 'Hmm, maybe he's sore about the bug butt thing' only to later learn that Jaime's baby sister had flushed his cell down the toilet.
2.) Hero
In Red Devil's opinion, Jaime looked his most heroic when he was promising Milagro that he could pulverize any monster under her bed.
3.) Memory
There was something vaguely unsettling about how Titan's Tower had a whole basement dedicated just to people who died in the line of duty: suddenly being a dentist seemed a lot more appealing...
4.) Box
He had no idea how Eddie found out when his Birthday was, much less where he found underwear with blue scarabs on them, and he certainly didn't want to know how he'd found out that Ted Kord supposedly owned a pair just like them.
5.) Run
Amy's exclamation of "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!" Was heard throughout the tower, but Eddie just jogs faster and chuckles, dragging Jaime along behind him.
6.) Hurricane
It wouldn't surprise Eddie at all if the red head promising to waste him if he hurts her friend was actually named after a hurricane.
7.) Wings.
There was no way someone so patient and caring and well, cute wasn't hiding angel wings somewhere, and how ironic it would be if someone so angelic fell for someone so devilish.
8.) Cold
Jaime didn't need the scarab to tell him he was sick when he woke up freezing and coughing up ick, and at the suggestion that he find a heat source, he decided to crawl out of bed and head for Eddie's room.
9.) Red
"Red is the color of love, passion and temptation." Ordinarily Jaime would tune out the art teacher's lecture, but she's eerily accurate this time.
10.) Drink
One very sloppy declaration of love and an even sloppier make out session later, it finally occurred to them that somebody spiked the punch, but by then they couldn't care less.
11.) Midnight
Jaime knows who he's giving his midnight kiss to, and it isn't the girl playing tonsil hockey with that creepy Warlock guy.
12.) Temptation
Beetle should have known better than to eat a Creamsicle around Eddie, a lesson learned the hard way when he was enjoying said ice cream on the couch and suddenly found himself pinned to the floor.
13.) View
He was sure that the view from Rockefeller was nice and all, but he was having a very hard time tearing his gaze from the sight of Traci snuggling infuriatingly closer to Jaime.
14.) Music
It was the ear bleeding sound of Plastic Man attempting Karaoke that sent both heroes scurrying for the nearest soundproof room to make some music of their own.
15.) Silk
It was worth the hours of meditation it took to regulate his body temperature just to feel Jaime's deliciously soft skin against his.
16.) Cover
All they needed to have fun was a stack of Eddie's comic books, two flashlights and a cover.
17.) Promise
In the heat of battle, during the emotional turmoil, throughout all the ups and downs, there was always the unspoken promise between them of total loyalty, no matter how dysfunctional the rest of the team got.
18.) Dream
"Eddie? I, uh, I had a really bad dream, and-." Jaime's voice trails off as warm, soothing arms wrap a comforter around him.
19.) Candle
Despite having the best electronics on this side of the hemisphere, Titans Tower is not above the occasional power outage, and as everyone huddles together under the blankets, no one notices the two boys inching closer to each other in the dim candlelight.
20.) Talent
That puppy pout of his ought to be illegal, and fine, Eddie caves and agrees to go to Jaime's family reunion with him.
21.) Silence
It was only fitting that the worst, most catastrophic, most world ending explosion be followed by silence, just as it was only fitting Jaime should break it by whispering Eddie's name; as if he could hear it.
22.) Journey
It was a very nerve-wracking (should he stop right here and make a run for it?) journey from his car to Jaime's door as he prepared to pick up his Not-boyfriend for their very first Not-date.
23.) Fire
Eddie could be very scary when he wanted to be, and right now he wanted to roast the flesh of whatever bastard had laid a finger on HIS beetle.
24.) Strength
Jaime was so thankful no one could see him blush as he stares at the now ruined training mat, and considers how they don't know their own strength.
25.) Mask
"Jaime, what happens to your nose when you armor up?"
26.) Ice
Eddie snaps that it isn't funny and if Jaime had an internal temperature of over 600 degrees, he'd melt the rink too.
27.) Fall
Red Devil knew he had Milagro's approval when she invited him Trick or Treating.
28.) Forgotten
Maybe the rest of the Titans had moved on with their lives, but Jaime still feels a pain in his chest when he looks at that stupid statue: a boat load of bronze can't replace his best friend.
29.) Dance
Booster trying to Macarena with an unwilling Fire after his sixth glass of "Lemonade" might have been the funniest thing either of them had ever seen.
30.) Body
"Mi Hijo, where on EARTH are you getting these burns?"
31.) Sacred
Jaime often worried if his father would approve of his boyfriend if he knew that Eddie couldn't go into a church without sizzling.
32.) Farewells
On the morning of Eddie's 20th birthday, Jaime wakes up alone in their bed for the first time in two years.
33.) World
That old poem had been wrong, the world ended with a bang, a big, stupid, kamikaze-hero-had-to-go-get-himself-killed bang.
34.) Formal
"At least the statue looks like him." Jaime thinks morosely, all dressed up and wishing he had no place to go.
35.) Fever
Eddie had once taken his own temperature out of curiosity and discovered that not only did melted glass taste terrible Jaime refused to kiss him when he had mercury breath.
36.) Laugh
One of things that cemented their friendship was how they knew just how to make each other laugh.
37.) Lies
He keeps his mouth shut by convincing himself the confusing feelings he's been having aren't worth the risk of ruining their friendship.
38.) Forever
"I'm not going anywhere Bug butt, promise."
39.) Overwhelmed.
It wasn't like it was a very rare occurrence in the world of Superheroes, but the sight of a newly resurrected Eddie (powers and all) has left him speechless.
40.) Whisper
It's hot and uncomfortable and -hurtshurtshurts-but then it starts to feel good and Eddie stroking his hair and whispering that he loves him is really helping.
41.) Wait
Nowadays, Jaime won't let Eddie leave the tower without saying he loves him, even though all he did was come back to life after being blown to bits, but he still likes the reminder.
42.) Talk
He's been distant and somber for weeks now, and Red Devil's begged him multiple times to just talk to him; Jaime feels guilty, but he's so afraid Eddie won't want to hear what he has to say.
43.) Search
Eddie promises him that in the unlikely event they're trapped on a spaceship that's about to blow up, and Jaime's armor makes him invisible because of the Green Lanterns, he'll go back and look for him.
44.) Hope.
He knows he shouldn't be thankful that Ravager's left the Teen Titans, even though it gives him maybe, just the slightest chance with Red Devil.
45.) Eclipse
You can't help but be cranky when the only alone time you've had in ages is interrupted by a riot that was caused by that stupid movie!
46.) Gravity
Eddie was all set to blame their impromptu kiss on gravity until Jaime laughed and kissed him back.
47.) Highway
Making out on an overpass gave Jaime the wonderful feeling of being on the only peaceful point in a sea of chaos; unfortunately, the spell is broken when somebody drives by and shouts at them and Eddie threatens to ignite his gas tank.
48.) Unknown
They haven't told anybody yet, but Kid Eternity's amused expression after he catches them in a rather questionable position is enough to make Jaime start wondering what would happen if they did tell.
49.) Lock
Because in Titans Tower, a do not disturb sign just isn't enough.
50.) Breathe
At the end of the day, Eddie could honestly say that there was nothing more soothing than having Jaime in his arms, listening as he breathes.
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Sorceress-Of-Doom777 [2011-06-25 06:11:28 +0000 UTC]
#47 is my favorite! Sorry if I commented a bit late.
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