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Published: 2007-11-05 12:15:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 55239; Favourites: 432; Downloads: 325
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In late celebration of 's birthday, I present....what else... his wonderful gals in a wonderful commercial!
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Happy Birthday!! eventhoughimadayortwolate.....
Cross, Fcross, and Chloe Strife (c) Xcross
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Okay, first you'll need this. *I pass you a gem*
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Now, we need something like a belt or a bracelet to put it in...
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I I got one
*Pulls off belt around my pants
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Okay, if you place it on the buckle it should change the shape of it to fit perfectly...
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Okay... Wait how does it work... Eh what ever
*I put it in reversed*
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*The gem turns Orange* Wait, it's not meant to do that... I gave you a green one...
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Yeah, huh... What will that do
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I don't kn- *The gem on my belt and your gem suddenly fly towards each other, us flying with them*
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*They produce a light above them, and out of it a humanoid figure appears*
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The light starts to fade, our gems are no longer stuck together and the figure floats down slowly.
Person: Hm. You've really messed up, Sophie.
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That's the person who taught me...
Person: Sophie Sophie Sophie... I knew you weren't ready. How could you let him put the crystal in wrong? And what's that? You gave him a green one?! *She started to turn red, and looked angry*
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Woah woah please calm down sir or madam I can't exactly see your face
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Person: Oh you poor thing! I can't believe that happened to you! I'm sorry for Sophie's behavior.
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I asked her to teach me, please don't hurt her
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She'd sigh
Person: Look, just let me take your crystal, I can replace it with a better one.
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Sure, you are the master
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Person: Sophie gave you a crystal that'd make you her partner in witchcraft, but she's clearly not responsible enough, so for now I'll be your partner. As for you, Sophie, I'd like you to go to the dimension of skies and get me 5 tears of cloud people. I'll need them.
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Huh, couldn't you make it so she trains with me. Scientific studies say learning with an equal improves memorizatiob
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She'd not ready, don't worry though. Sooner or later I'll finish training her, and she'll be ready to be with you again.
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So, lets start your training. *She takes your crystal and gives you a red one* Try this.
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*She has a witch hat with a color changing gem on it, a beam connects the crystals* Ah, good. Our magic has been merged, now we can begin training.
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Neat, whats first
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Lets see... Well, I've been doing a lot of magic recently, and we share our magic source now, so it'll have to be something potion related or study related.
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Oh, like chemistry
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Exactly! You're a fast learner! Who knows, you might end up teaching Sophie!
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Okay, now, if I could just open a portal we could travel to the Realm of Dunes and get some ingredients.
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Okay, take your time
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*She opens a portal* After you.
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*She steps in after you, and the entire dimension is deserts for miles*
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You could say that.
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Thats why I said it
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I'd use the word warm, since... you know?
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I have one, I just need someone to test it with
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You wannna be that person?
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