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Ishdakitty — Cortana Ohnoes
Published: 2007-07-12 07:31:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 7319; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 119
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Screencap from the E3 Trailor. Poor Cortana.Related content
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"Chief, is it too much to ask that you leave at least one of these creatures sufficiently intact for me to analyse it?"
"Yes."
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the sad part is when video game women start to look a lot more sex symbol-ish it's because the game is made by nerdy ppl whove never got to see a naked chick
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That's the default reaction... who needs compelling characters when you have a boob bounce graphics engine?
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and that's the problem with society, i enjoy compelling characters, if they want to do that whole "let's make her look unbearably hot" thing, that's ok too. of course i'm a philosophical anarchist, so my answer is far different than sum1 else's
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I love Bungie. You know the level on Halo 3 called "crow's nest" but it's pretty much a tunnel? Crow's nest used to mean vagina. Oh yeah, notice-if you will- cortana's graphics to make her more realistic. She is supposed to be a naked woman. To demonstrate that, you can faintly see nipples where the black meets blue. She also has a more realistic DoA "jiggle effect". Cortana is hot. So is Maranda Keyes. -BLAM-ING PROPHET KILLED MARANDA WITH A BRUTE SPIKER! HE DESERVED WHAT HE GOT!
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Lmfao!! When she pulled out the index I started laughing my ass off... like... "DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE'S BEEN KEEPING THAT!?"
I dunno, I didn't like Miranda Keys much.
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Cortana is the best. I love her. She better not pull a S3!Amanda on us.
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And it's the truth, yo. Don't underestimate the power of a Rampant AI. Don't believe me? Play "Marathon".
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Good. Marathon's a great game anyway. I hope they remake it.
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She gets more and more good looking as the series progresses. You learn to tune out her annoying commands after awhile though...
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Yup, lol... I eventually was running around like an idiot trying to find something, when I finally realized she'd been telling me where to go for like five minutes. >.> Chatty bioch.
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hahah yea like i started playing halo 1 over again she only started to give shitty instructions after 5 minutes of being surrounded by covenant that didn't came to an end
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She annoys the crap outta me.
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cool
she looks a bit like a cross between ther halo 1 self and her halo 2 self
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She looks very realistic too....
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