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Published: 2016-03-03 11:14:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 44056; Favourites: 722; Downloads: 0
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And here are the Tweaks being their usual selves: fond of the Tucker kid, and kind of assholes to their son.
South Park: Β© Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Art: Β© Ishimaru-Miharu
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Tweek: but what about me your REAL SON?!
Craig: this is uncomfortable
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I guess it's better than being sold to slavery, at least. D:
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:/ ya that's messed up
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Tricia: *groans*Β
Tweek: *sighs* If anyone needs me, I'll be trying to understand what the fuck is going on
Craig: Help!!!
Mr Tweak: You're so cute when you fuss
Craig: Oh fuck off
Mrs Tweak: He's just phasing, honey
Mr Tweak: Yeah...
Tricia: Seriously?
Tweek: *groans*
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Tweek: I swear they wanted me and Craig to get together just so they can spend more time with him
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Tricia: Wow...
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Tweek: ya
Tricia: so what should we do?
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Tweek: I don't know
Tricia: Do you think you were an accidental child?
Tweek: Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mr Tweak: Oh, hey Tweek
Tweek: Oh jeez! What if I AM an accidental child?
*later*
Tweek: Butters, where DO babies come from?
Butters: According to my parents, the stork brings 'em. Yeah, mister Stork makes his nine-month delivery and a wizard makes the mother fat...why?
Tweek: Then-ngh-why are there accident kids?
Butters: I've only heard of an accidental prone kid, Tweek...what's an accident kid? Is it someone with a rectal and anal problem?
Tweek: No-ngh-nothing like that...IT'S WAY WORSE!
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Cartman: I know what it means?
Tweek: really tell me
Cartman: it means your parents didn't plan for you to be born
Tweek: so they don't want me?!
Cartman : XD yes and they might just give you back to the stork and keep Craig
Tweek: Gaaahhh
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Butters: Can that really happen?
Tweek: Oh jeez...
*class*
Tweek: Mr. Garrison, can someone's parents give a child back to the stork?
Mr Garrison: Yes, Tweek, it's called adoption
Stan: Mr Garrison, where DO babies even come from?
Butters: Storks, Stan; everyone knows that
Mr Garrison: Then it's time to tell you all the truth
Craig: I've been waiting for this moment my whole life...now I'll know how to have Tweek's children
Tweek: Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Clyde: I thought the girls carry babies in their stomach
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* one talk later *
Craig: ;-; so me and Tweek can't have kids?
Mr Garrison: with each other no you both are boys you need a boy and a girl to make a baby
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kenny: I'm gonna get many girls prego
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: ...
Tweek: So, how are babies...accidental?
Mr Garrison: Now I'm glad you brought that up, Tweek
Craig: If I could say 'Team Condom' to Mr Garrison, I'd be sooooooooooooo happy
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Mr. Garrison: Craig you're thinking out loud again
Craig: o//o
Mr. Garrison: yes babies can be accidental where both the girl and the boy don't use any protection when they have sex and the girl ends up being pregnant
Tweek: what can happen to a baby that was an accident?
Mr. Garrison: well.....
* one hour later *
Tweek: O.O but I don't wanna get sold on Ebay
Mr. Garrison: :/
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Cartman: Tweek, what the fuck, you spazz?
Kyle: I have no clue...Mr. Garrison, how does adoption work?
Mr Garrison: ...ask your mom, Kyle
Tweek: Oh jeez...
Butters: Wait, unwanted babies are sold on Ebay? What if I'm an accident? What if that's why I'm always grounded?
Mr Garrison: No, Butters. It's because you were born on 9/11
Butters: Oh right...oh hamburgers
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Craig: o.o this class lesson has made a dark turn
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Kenny: *yawns*
Cartman: Look guys, Kenneh's falling asleep in class
Tweek: Kenny, were you an accident?
Kenny: No; my siblings and I WERE ALL accidents...
Tweek: Gahhhhhhhhhhh!
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Michael:Β Β
the rest of the class:Β Β
Pete: Michael are you gettingΒ possessed?Β
Michael: β¦β¦ it's just been a long time since I've laughedΒ
Mr. Garrison: it's things like this why I didn't care if you two skipped my classΒ
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*later*
Tweek: *packing his things*
Craig: Tweek?
Tweek: No one would notice if I leave South Park
Craig: I'd notice
Tweek: I just can't help but think I was an accident and that's why my parents love you like a son
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Craig: I didn't ask for itΒ
Cartman: XD that's what she saidΒ
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(I get it)
*that night*
Tweek: *groans* Why can't I sleep? Why's my clock stuck at 10 pm? What if it's nearing 3 am?
Mrs Tweak: Son?
Tweek: Gahhhhhhh!
Mr Tweak: We have to talk about the birds and the bees
Tweek: I knew this day would come...we already learnt about it in school
Mrs Tweak: Not that part, we have to talk about...the right age to get pregnant, when to have kids and STDs
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Tweek: Aren't STDs a bad thing?
Mrs. Tweek: yes they areΒ
Mr. Tweek: like when we had youΒ
Tweek: ;-;Β
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*the next day*
Stan: Hey Tweek
Tweek: Oh jeez...
Kyle: Tweek?
Cartman: Tweek's just being himself, douchebags
Kenny: S'up?
Tweek: Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Butters: What's wrong, feller?
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Tweek: my parents talked to me about the birds and the bees
Butters: how'd that go?
Tweek: well my dad said having me was a bad thing
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Butters: Whoa
Stan: How?
Cartman: *shrugs*
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Tweek: ;-; so I asked them if I was an accident and they said yes
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Cartman: Dude, you've been an accident for way too long...ah mean, look at yourself...coffee addict, twitchy
Butters: But real friendly...something good came out of the bad, Tweek
Tweek: Like what?
Butters: You...and we wouldn't have it any other way
Kyle: Yeah dude; heck, class would be boring without you
Stan: And we'd never know about the underpants gnomes
Timmy: T-t-
Kenny: Save your breath
Timmy: Tweek
Stan and Kyle: o.o
Cartman: Whoa, he CAN talk
Tweek: well, he DOES know how to say Jimmy AND Bebe's names...
Butters: You see? Every cloud does have a silver lining
Kenny: I agree with Butters
Tweek: Yeah...where's Craig?
Craig: Sorry I'm late, I overslept
Tweek: *glomps onto Craig*
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Tweek: :/ but I actually want parents that care about me
Butters: ..... oh well try looking for a genie then
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Craig: Dude, have you ever seen Aladdin?
Tweek: I guess it could've been worse, Butters; I could've had your parents
Butters: ...I have an idea
Tweek: I think I know what it is
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Butters: how about we switch parents for a week?
Tweek: that's what I was thinking
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Butters: But we have to trick them...
Tweek: Hmm...I could cut my hair and glue it to your hair
Butters: As long as it ain't too clumpy
Craig: Hey Marsh, those two sure are weird
Stan: Yeah
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Kyle: you could ask the goths to switch your bodies with magic
( so they did )
TButters:
( TButters = Butters as Tweek and BTweek =Tweek as Butters )
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TButters: Oh jeez fellers, this is too much pressure-ngh.
BTweek: Everything will work out, little buddy
Craig and Stan's Gang: Weird...
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Mr.Stoch: Butters get in here and do your chores
Craig: bye Butters
TButters: * leaves to do the chores *
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TButters: Okay...
Mr Stotch: You look...different
Mrs Stotch: Did you do something with your hair?
TButters: Oh jeez...that would be way too much pressure
Mrs Stotch: I think someone at school's stressing him
Mr Stotch: No wonder he's so antsy right now
Mrs Stotch: It'll go away
TButters: Oh jeez...this is way too much pressure
Mr Stotch: Butters, if you don't finish these chores, you're grounded
TButters: Gahhhhhhhhhh!
Mrs Stotch: Maybe we should understand this BEFORE grounding him
Mr Stotch: No, we have to be firm
Mrs Stotch: *sighs* The man's always right
TButters: Just don't sell me to slavery
Mr Stotch: Okay, he's gone nuts, honey
Mrs Stotch: I'll find some mood stabilizers...a drugged son's better than a panicked son
*later*
TButters: *groans*
BTweek: *wiping his tongue* How much longer?
TButters: 140 hours, 45 minutes and 20 seconds
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BTweek: how has your day been? You're parents drugged me with mood stabilizers
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TButters: Same...they said I was acting different
BTweek: You too, feller?
Craig: Whoa
Cartman: Aye
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BTweek: let me guess they told you have to work the coffee shop tonight while they go on a vacation
BTweek: ya
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BTweek: I feel sorry for you
TButters: Yeah...
BTweek: *sighs*
*a week later*
Tweek: Ngh...
Butters: That was weird...the coffee tastes horrible
Tweek: I know...sorry you had to suffer
Butters: No, I'm the sorry one
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Tweek: your dad flipped out because I put one thing out of place and made a huge mess I had to clean
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Butters: I'm used to it
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Butters: I kept getting burns from hot coffee
Tweek: ya it happens from time to time
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Butters: See the burns on my tongue?
Tweek: Heck yeah
Butters; Did you get the belt?
Tweek: Yeah, it hurt
Butters: Yeah...I don't like the belt
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Tweek: they also locked me in the basement
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Butters: Whoa...*hugs Tweek*
Kenny: Butters, how bad's the basement?
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Butter: it's completely dark cold and they don't give you food or water I had to use a bucket as a bathroom
Kenny: o.o I'm sure that's child abuse
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Tweek: It's horrible!
Butters: I know
Tweek: It's bad enough I'm afraid of the dark
Butters: Same
Kenny: Butters, call CPS
Butters; I'll get grounded if I do
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Kenny: Butters you're parents can't ground you if CPS removes you from their custody
Butters: good point but I'm going to remain anonymous when I call
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