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Published: 2016-03-03 11:14:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 44401; Favourites: 726; Downloads: 0
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And here are the Tweaks being their usual selves: fond of the Tucker kid, and kind of assholes to their son.
South Park: Β© Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Art: Β© Ishimaru-Miharu
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Tweek: We can help you with the phone call
*a few weeks later*
Butters; *sound asleep in the back of his parents' car*
Tweek: *asleep in Butters' lap*
Mr Stotch: *parks the car near Starks' Pond and pushes it in the water*
Mrs Stotch: *cries*
Mr Stotch: They're on our case
Mrs Stotch: Who?
Mr Stotch: The FBI
Butters: Z-wait, what's going on?
Tweek: Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *pounds on the window*
Butters: Tweek, you wouldn't last a minute on Fear Factor
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Tweek: DX I don't care about the show Fear Factor I just wanna live
Butter: we're going to okay my mom did this to me a few months ago she didn't factor how shallow the pound really is
Tweek: * a panicking crying mess *
Butters parents leave to go into hiding
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Butters: Hmmm
Tweek: *accidentally breaks one of the windows*Β
Butters:Β Follow me, feller
Tweek: Ngh
Butters: Or else we'll drown
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Tweek and Butters swim to safety
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Tweek: Phew...
Butters: Yeah, Tweek, that was close
Mr Stotch: *chuckles nervously* We accidentally put the car on forward...
Butters: Then why didn't you save us?Β
Tweek: I'm not their responsibility
Mrs Stotch: We didn't realize the car was on forward
Butters: *runs off with Tweek*
Mr Stotch: Leopold Stotch, come back or you're grounded!
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Tweek: * runs faster *
Butters: DX what I don't come back?
Mr. Scotch: you'll eventually come back and when you do you're going to the basement
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Butters: Tweek, slow down
Tweek: No way!
Craig: Tweek?
Tweek: Can't talk, must run
Kenny: Why're you two wet?
Butters: Don't ask
Tweek: *finds a phone booth* Hello, CPS? I'd like to report an abused child...his name's Leopold Stotch
Butters: *trembles*
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Tweek and the Social worker talk for about half an hour before Butter's parents show up
Tweek: * hangs up *
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Mr Stotch: There you are, you two
Tweek: Just calling a friend
Mrs Stotch: Come on
*later*
Butters: Oh hamburgers
Tweek: Ouch...
Butters: And here's the basement at it's coldest, darkest and most vulnerable
Mrs Stotch: Leopold, Trevor; stay here
Butters: ...
Tweek: You can say it
Butters: I thought your name's Tweek
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Tweek: it's a nickname i got it when my parents kept forgetting my name so they called me by our last name and it just stuck
Butters: wow
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Tweek: Yeah
Butters: Speaking of your parents, when'll they find out you're missing?
Tweek: *shrugs*
Butters: (stomach growls) I'm getting hungry, fellerΒ
Tweek: Same, Butters...
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They hear the door lock from the outside
Tweek: for our sake they find out soon
( hours later and nothing)
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Butters: *sound asleep*
Tweek: *trying not to freak out*
*3:27 am*
Mr Stotch: *opens the door* Boys?
Tweek: *trying not to fall asleep* Hmmmm?
Mrs Tweak: There you are
Tweek: *sad smile*
Butters: Zzzzzzz
Mr Stotch: We don't know how they got in there or-
CPS: Mr and Mrs Stotch?
Mrs Stotch: Who are you?
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CPS: Child Protective Services we got an anonymous report of child abuse of a ( Butters name) but I see two kids
Mr. Scott: oh the other kid is Trevor a friend of my son
CPS: I see may I ask you to some question and take a look around the place mabey take some pictures
Mrs. Scott: * fake smile * of course we have nothing to worry about ask away
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CPS: *points to Butters asleep in the basement* Does he always sleep there?
Mr Scotch: I forgot...they were playing together late into the early morning
CPS: Then what's with the bucket that smells like shit, literally?
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CPS: and the huge pad lock they you unlocked to open the door
Mr.Scotch: .... they were pretending to be homeless?
Mrs. Scotch: * face palm while she's behind the social worker *
Butters: * stomach growls and moans in pain in his sleep *
CPS : did he eat anything today?
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Tweek: No...believe me, we haven't eaten since we were in this basement
Mr Stotch: Homeless people don't eat, Trevor!
Mr Tweak: Oh yeah...that's what his name is...I keep forgetting
CPS: *picks up Butters and puts him in her arms*
Tweek: Ngh!
CPS: What about you, little boy?
Tweek: I'm fine; just a typical boy with ADD and anxiety
Mrs Stotch: It's too early for th*walks off to the bedroom to get dressed*-WHERE'RE MY PANTIES?
Tweek: o.o
CPS: Come on, ma'am...you two are coming with me
Mr Tweak: Come on, Tweek
Tweek: Okay...*yawns* I hope Butters is okay
Mrs Tweak: Same
*later, Mc Cormick house*
Kenny: *sighs, watching the cars go by*
Kevin: Still looking for sexy ladies?
Kenny: Hell yeah
Kevin: Get a load of that CPS car
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Kenny: :3 and the hot red head driving
Kevin: * sees Butters in the back seat * isn't that Butters?
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Kenny: *runs outside and follows the CPS car* Butters?
CPS Worker: *steps on the brakes* Hi kid
Kenny: Who's that in the car?
CPS Worker: His name's Leopold
Kenny: *bangs on the window* Butters? Butters?
CPS Worker: Are you two friends?
Kenny: Yes!
CPS Worker: Climb in
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: *climb in too*
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CPS Worker: well I'm guessing you all are his friends
Kyle: yes we are
CPS Worker: okay great so I can ask you guys some questions then right ?
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Cartman: Hell yeah
CPS: Good
Stan: *nudges Butters*
Butters: Zzzzzz
Kyle: *sighs*
Kenny: What do you want to ask us?
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CPS worker: well how's his school life ? How do his parents treat him? Questions like that
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Cartman: His parents ground him a lot
Kyle: But he's always happy
Stan: And his parents tend to scold him for things the fatass does
Kenny: He's obedient though
Butters: *yawns* mmm...
Cartman: It's fine, Butters, go back to sleep
Butters: Eric? Where am I?
Kenny: In a CPS car
Butters: *yawns* Wow...wait, that wasn't a dream? As long as you don't drive us into the lake, ma'am, I won't worry
CPS worker: So, your name's Leopold or Butters?
Butters: Butters' just my nickname, ma'am
Cartman: I know someone who knows about Butters here, pull over
CPS Worker: *pulls over*
Cartman: Just gotta relieve myself
Butters; Don't take too long, Eric
Cartman: *runs into a bush and puts on the Awesome-O costume*Β
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CPS worker: :/ why would you think I'm driving into a lake?
Butters: because my mom did twice once after I told her I saw Dad with another woman and today for some reason
CPS worker: ......
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Awesome-O: I know a lot of his secrets
CPS Worker: Who's this?
Butters: Awesome-O! *hugs him*
Awesome-O: His parents are very stern
*8 am, CPS station*
Butters: *sighs*
Tweek: *runs in* Butters, are you okay?
Craig: Yeah, Tweek told me everything
Butters: I'm fine, Craig, just hungry
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CPS worker: well I can get you some food if you want
Cartman: ^^ can I get food to?
CPS worker : sure I guess
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*later*
Butters: *smiling* Thanks, fellers
CPS Worker: Leopold?
Butters: Yes?
CPS Worker: We have good news and bad news for you
Butters: What's the good news?
CPS Worker: We found a foster family for you
Butters:Β Β
Craig: Hold up! What's the bad news?
CPS Worker: It's about that
Butters: Uh-oh
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CPS worker: the bad news is that it's in another town on the other side of Colorado
Butters: oh
CPS worker: but they have a pool and you get your own room
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Butters: I don't wanna leave my friends...*hugs Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Tweek*
Tweek: You're-ack-choking me!
Butters: Sorry, feller
Cartman: Wait, Butters *clears his throat*
Cartman (in his Awesome-O voice): It's been nice knowing you, Butters
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Kyle: he's moving not dying Eric * to Butters* we don't want you to leave either but it's sounds like this is for the best
Stan: ya you can always call and video chat
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*a few weeks later*
Craig: *sighs*
Tweek: *groans*
Mr Tweak: *hugs Craig*
Craig: Again? Oh god...
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Tweek: * talking with Butters on Skype *
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Butters: Hey feller
Tweek: How's it going?
Butters: It's amazing! ^^
Craig: *sighs*
Butters: I just hope it'll last
Tweek: Same, it's for the best, Butters
Butters; I miss you guys
Tweek: Same
Craig: *chuckles*
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Tweek: any foster siblings?
Butters: two an 10 year old guy and 3 year old girl
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Tweek: Cool
Butters: Now I know how Kenny feels being the middle child
Kenny: Skype? Woo hoo! Hi!
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Butters: hi Kenny
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Kenny: Hi Butters
Tweek: *smiles*
Butters' Brother (I'll let you pick the names): S'up?
Butters: Just talking with my friends
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Noah : cool been a while since I've talked to mine
Butters: where are you from?
Noah: well I'm from Texas
Kenny: cool I'm guessing your parents were drinkings
Noah: big time the day the social worker came they were wasted and trying to shot beer bottles off of my head at 4 years old and my late sister Bell also 4 took a bullet to the skull
Kenny: O.O that's just horrible
Noah: * sighs * ya well I've been with the Millers since that night and we adopted Dakota since birth as she was dropped off at the door stop
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Kenny: Whoa
Tweek: Ngh
Butters: Wow
Noah: Who're your friends, Leopold?
Butters: See those kids I'm Skype calling?
Noah: Yeah
Butters: The one in the parka is Kenneth 'Kenny' Mc Cormick
Noah: Awww
Kenny: ^^
Butters: And the blonde with the messy hair is Trevor, but my friends and I call him 'Tweek'
Noah: S'up?
Tweek: *blushes*
Noah: You seem like handfuls
Kenny: We are
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*a few weeks later*
Noah: *sighs, playing with Dakota*
Dakota: Budder!
Butters: Hey Dakota
Dakota: Budder! Where you going?
Butters: Just going to meet some new friends
*a couple months later*
Tweek: *sighs*
Craig: *hugs Tweek*
Tweek: Let me guess, you know something I don't
Craig: Nope
*knock, knock*
Kenny: Butters?
Butters: We're in the neighborhood for a while
Noah: Yeah...Dakota? Where are you?
Ike: Hi there
Dakota: Hi
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike and Dakota: Don't kick the baby!
Noah: ?
Butters: Kyle!
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Dakota: * on his back * ^^
Noah: * looks over his shoulder * oh there you are
Dakota: ^^ hi
( Noah is gay but I'm not sure wich of Butters friends he should have a crush on)
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Craig: What's the hullabaloo?
Noah: Hi there
Craig: So you're Butters' brother?
Noah: Yeah
Tweek: Ngh!
Tricia: *sighs*
Kevin M: Wht the fuck is going o-hi there
Noah: Hi
Kevin M: I'm Kevin Mc Cormick
Noah: I'm Noah Miller...he's hot...filthy but hot
Kenny and Butters: Uh...
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Noah: o//o I said that out loud didn't I
Kenny: yes you did
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Butters: Whoa
*a few months later*
Mr Garrison: Alright, class, settle down. Now let's go over our multiplcation table and-
Tweek: Zzzzz
Craig: o.o
Mr Garrison: I'm not boring!
Kyle: Craig, WTF?
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Craig: what do you mean wtf?
Kyle: o//o you're not wearing pants
Craig: * looks down * o//o how did that happen?!
Cartman: XD
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Craig: I must've been too tired to put on pants
Cartman: Nice T&P boxers
Craig: *blushes*
*later*
Kenny: *Skype calling Butters* You should've seen it. Cartman called out Tweek for being a spazz and now the fatass has swollen balls
Butters: Oh hamburgers
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Noah: * pecks over Butters shoulder * is Kevin there?
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Kevin: *sighs, drags himself to Kenny's room, exhausted*
Kenny: How's the scrap collecting job coming along?
Kevin: Shitty
Noah: Hi Kevin
Kevin: !!!
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