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Isriana — Why Video Games Are Better Than Reality: Part 2

Published: 2012-02-11 15:29:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 120285; Favourites: 1196; Downloads: 0
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Description I used to play sports, but then I took an arrow in my interest zone and started playing video games instead. The upside is that kicking people's asses takes so much less sweating when done virtually. The downside, however, is that last week when I actually had to run few hundred metres to catch the bus I was panting half an hour afterwards and felt like I was going to die.

So yeah, as an incredibly crappy runner I can't help being partly envious and partly amused by the fact that everyone in video games seem to be able to run indefinitely no matter what the conditions are. There they sprint in their full battle gear, day and night, up the mountainside from one battle to another - they're never out of breath, never break a sweat or show signs of tiring. Not a word of complaint about aching calves, weight of their huge inventories or the sores those Heavy Iron Boots Of Strength +3 must be causing... I want super stamina too!

So many RPG characters seem to be unnaturally skilled in long distance running so I decided to choose more than one game as examples. Oh and those of you who wonder... I use Sacred Ashes mod (this one dragonage.nexusmods.com/downlo… to be specific) for my Leliana, hence slightly different looks. I also have Phoenix Armor for my Warden - DAO is a modding paradise...


Izalie Rowan, Molly Shepard, Ellara Cousland and Skaila Skaran © me
Casavir, Sand and Neeshka © Obsidian and Atari
Liara T'Soni, Garrus Vakarian, Alistair, Wynne and Leliana © Bioware
Lydia and Vigilance © Bethesda

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Comments: 190

screwinon [2012-02-12 03:16:43 +0000 UTC]

It's funny because it's true, why can't stamina meter in REAL life.

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Isriana In reply to screwinon [2012-02-13 10:45:12 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

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Radzaarty [2012-02-12 03:04:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh so true, hooray for being horribly unfit in real life, yet able to run faster than everyone else in full armour in our second life! Please absorb my soul skyrim!

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Isriana In reply to Radzaarty [2012-02-13 10:41:02 +0000 UTC]

I definitely second that!

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Radzaarty In reply to Isriana [2012-02-13 10:53:31 +0000 UTC]

I shall wear a dragon costume and challenge the Dovahkiin!

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LittleBlackSparrow [2012-02-12 01:01:02 +0000 UTC]

I feel for you sister!

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Isriana In reply to LittleBlackSparrow [2012-02-13 10:44:52 +0000 UTC]

I so wish I could have even part of that ability.

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FROOGFOOT In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 23:38:15 +0000 UTC]

You are so right...

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Isriana In reply to FROOGFOOT [2012-02-13 10:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately so!

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honglong17 In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 22:07:42 +0000 UTC]

"I used to play sports, but then I took an arrow in my interest zone '" ha, same with me, i use to practice martial art , but then i took an arrow to the knee and begin to play game (and read manga & watch anime as well) instead

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Isriana In reply to honglong17 [2012-02-13 10:39:10 +0000 UTC]

That sounds all too familiar! I have a red belt in taekwondo but during past two years I have spent more and more time kicking asses in video games instead... I really should try to leave my desk every once in a while and actually do something.

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DarkZoneGraphics [2012-02-11 20:17:24 +0000 UTC]

So very...sadly...very true

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Isriana In reply to DarkZoneGraphics [2012-02-13 10:34:01 +0000 UTC]

Indeed! I wouldn't last five minutes in a world that would include that much running.

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MrsNeoonCousland In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 19:40:05 +0000 UTC]

so true

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Isriana In reply to MrsNeoonCousland [2012-02-13 10:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately so.

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NeroonCousland In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 19:37:13 +0000 UTC]

Also very true!

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Isriana In reply to NeroonCousland [2012-02-13 10:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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Fomalhaut48 In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 18:04:58 +0000 UTC]

If you run, remember that Ammon Jerro will fall behind! (Not to mention the old, bad, boring, bugged RPG I first played - Pool of Radiance RoMD - in which even overweighed characters could run up the stairs endlessly )

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Isriana In reply to Fomalhaut48 [2012-02-13 10:31:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh well, I won't be missing him much anyway... Wow, that sounds bad - and here I thought those games which allow the character to move even after exceeding the carrying capacity doubly were unrealistic.

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Fomalhaut48 In reply to Isriana [2012-02-13 10:35:59 +0000 UTC]

It was my very first RPG, and I thought it was the best in the world... until, due to a bug, the main boss failed to show up in the final dungeon and the game stopped at a dead end However, it still holds a special place in my heart.

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Isriana In reply to Fomalhaut48 [2012-02-13 11:10:37 +0000 UTC]

First ones always do! I know I'll never stop loving NwN2 no matter how much unrealism there might be - such as the fact that five seconds of kneeling equals good night's rest. I never thought of it as odd until I started playing Baldur's Gate where pressing "Rest"-button causes you to build a camp and actually sleep for whole eight hours...

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Fomalhaut48 In reply to Isriana [2012-02-13 11:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Like in Icewind Dale II. In SoZ it happens too - and game time passes. But NWN2 is not all bugged, people do not get stuck behind pillars (causing fancy teleporation devices you spent 90% of the game trying to reactivate completely useless), bosses are not missing and dungeons do not look all the EXACT SAME. I hope you'll still draw some NWN2 - like I still draw RoMD.

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Isriana In reply to Fomalhaut48 [2012-02-13 11:30:24 +0000 UTC]

I will! I have probably ten NwN2 comic sketches waiting in line which I'm dying to get finished - not to mention all my other artistic plans related to the game. Unfortunately I have about same amount of comic ideas for Skyrim, Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Origins, KotOR and few other games. It's really a time issue more than anything else - I wish I could clone myself!

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Fomalhaut48 In reply to Isriana [2012-02-13 11:44:41 +0000 UTC]

Great to hear that! Also, I'm finally writing (not for FH, though)!

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MerlindaDragon In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 18:03:08 +0000 UTC]

OMG, INORITE!?!?!?

this. And I love how Leliana seems to be skipping through Denerim.

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Isriana In reply to MerlindaDragon [2012-02-13 10:24:28 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I'm glad you think so! There's something so pixie-like in Leliana that I just can't help imagining her prancing everywhere.

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Tarisha In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 17:50:14 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree! I mean, I wish I could run like those charcters from the games... However, I can't imagine playing in walk mode... It would take hours just to get from one point to another... *remembers Baldur's Gate*

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Isriana In reply to Tarisha [2012-02-13 10:19:13 +0000 UTC]

I so wish I could run all the time in real life. And yeah, it's funny - as unrealistic as running everywhere can be, walking in games (in my case when encumbered (which happens a lot)) is crazy frustrating.

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shoughad [2012-02-11 17:46:55 +0000 UTC]

My mum always told me: "Don't run after busses or men - there will always be a next one!"

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Isriana In reply to shoughad [2012-02-13 10:12:05 +0000 UTC]

There sure is a wisdom in those words!

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CarnationRose In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 17:42:16 +0000 UTC]

All your game comics just make me die XD I love them all!!! MORE! 8D

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Isriana In reply to CarnationRose [2012-02-13 10:10:12 +0000 UTC]

Great that you like them! There certainly will be more - if only I could draw as fast as I get the ideas!

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Shaw27 In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 16:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Genius

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Isriana In reply to Shaw27 [2012-02-13 10:09:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot!

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Lauraurora In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 16:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Haha!! So true. I often wish I could train to be like videogame characters, but I'm so lazy! Growing up I used to think I could be Lara Croft. I can only dream!

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Isriana In reply to Lauraurora [2012-02-13 10:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Heh, me too! I know I really should get up out of my chair more often - but it's just too easy to sit next to the computer and keep dreaming.

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ChishioKarasu [2012-02-11 15:30:45 +0000 UTC]

I love thisssss

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Isriana In reply to ChishioKarasu [2012-02-11 15:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Glad you do!

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iwillfollow24 In reply to Isriana [2013-03-20 19:46:44 +0000 UTC]

Have you played Jade Empire from bioware or kotor............prepare to fall in love lolol

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