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Isuzu-san — Pokemon Life Lessons
Published: 2007-08-02 14:35:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 36860; Favourites: 644; Downloads: 1199
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It's true.I mean, seriously. What kind of children's game teaches kids to talk to strangers and except gifts from them and to break into other peoples houses to rifle through their trash looking for TM's or rare candy?
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LOL, but I really do love Pokemon games (I'm working on Diamond right now on my spankin' new DS Lite! XD) But I think their moral compass is kind of short...
Sorry I couldn't find a way to make it funnier (I was at my grandparents' house when I drew it, and their senile ways were sucking the creativity out from me)
I was going to add this as part of the 100 art theme challenge, but maybe I'll wait until something else comes up ^_^
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Yes, Pokemon is very educational. Teaching you to capture pit dangerous animals against each other and other people. And the show teaches you to hang out and travel with perverts. ^_^
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Remember at the beginning of the game your mom makes you ride in the back of the moving truck with no seatbelts and just many large boxes that don't look stacked right?
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But don't forget! Now children can enslave the POWER OF THE GODS in their Pokeballs!
BTW: Alakazam's supposed to have amazing intelligence... shouldn't they be able to outsmart all trainers and opposing Pokemon?
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Yeah, and it's definitely ok to pick up random items from off the dirty ground! And remember to ALWAYS talk to strangers! And give your Pokemon steroids! And leave home and travel the world alone at the age of 10!
lol But yeah, the games are still lots of fun.
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its also saying its ok to ride a 1 foot turtle across an ocean
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i dont remebmer getting rare candy from stranges...i found that stuff on the ground in caves,ss annes cabin,gardens and in team rockets hideout...well the only time you end up fighting someone who gives you free stuff is that rocket grunt in cerulean city
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We're* famous!
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it also teaches to take animals from there habitats XD
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I know right. pleez not the poor baby lion
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but we don't eat it. we just fed it to our animals, so it's A-Ok.
i mean, it's not like anyone would want to take advantage in battle by giving someone poisoned rare candy before hand. people aren't mean like that right?
or at least in the pokemon world, villains are less diabolical and more flamboyant than that. They're more like this:
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True 'dat.
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Actually, I can list a bunch of games. Mainly RPG's.
Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Tales, Mario RPG's, Zelda, sorta... Money, an item...
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But all rare Cnady is found outside in all of the games.
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Also, if you notice, all the water type Pokemon (well, at least those with mouths) spray water from their mouths. If you think about it, they are THROWING UP on the opponent.
Using a small Tentacool or Piplup as a surfboard across the sea, using a Doduo for flight even though they are flightless birds, and, in an essence, armed robbery, since you gain money after you beat your opponent's enslaved creatures to a pulp!
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lmao ive NEVER noticed that before! now that i do that is so true! lmao
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Yum Candy yummy yummy!!! I leveled up COOL I CAN RUN FASTER!
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XD Didn't think of that one.
It teaches loads of funny things don't it? Like child labour and gambling are good things too!
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thanks goodness kids don't copy what they see in games.
(that's what TV is for)
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that is a good point o.0 would u take a strange things from a creepy guy? XD
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pokemon also teaches you to stuff ur unwanted poke's in a computer while you defeat other enslaved beings...
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lol, I don't think Pokemon is rated G anymore 
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Body issues too! I've not been on Diamond for a while, but the female character is obscenely short and thin.
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No duh!
There is NO way that Dawn and May are TEN YEARS OLD!
I go to High School, and even the Twelve-Year old girls at the bus stop near where I live at don't look nearly as old as May OR Dawn!
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Oh and the subtle lessons that they teach...It is perfectly find for a 3 inch bird to lift up a 90 pound child and take them from one city to the next
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lol exactly!!!
poor little starly's flying from sandgem to the pokemon league... wth
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i've done it and it obeyed!
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And it's ok for a Ditto to have sex with as much Pokemon as possible to help you breed all of Pokemon for trade.
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dont you see what color ditto is? ditto is a pimp...you can see it in it's non expressionate face.
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Enslavement, underage gambling, breaking and entering, theft...this list could go on for miles! 
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I second, third and fourth that!
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Yeah, jeez someone should change the ratings to E-10.
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I believe they did with Fire Red and Leaf Green, but not with any other games. GSDS is definitely going to be the same rating because of the slowpoke tails and the darker tone.
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They did? I always thought they were rated E...
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