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Published: 2005-03-20 06:22:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 267; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 12
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Description Oh jiggly burnt, ugly goosey,
Thy neck flails floppily in thy noosey,

Leper hysteria, nay, thine own house  employed,
As a token bi-unilateral amphibiazoid,

Speaks greasily engrossed, or there  abouts,
About 2 per day...

With luck.                                                 
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Comments: 7

ivanjs [2005-03-20 18:19:37 +0000 UTC]

And another one:

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Ha! Though thy brain is flacidly erupt-
(Covered with wrinkles, empty your cup!)

Take in a notch, thy girth recedes lots!
Your belly all covered in gobbledy blots

Mangled and tattered, your clothes-they do reek
Of things I dare not unthinkably speak
It's time for ol' Jimbo to give kiss on the cheek!

Smiling, 3 to 1, I'll wager you not.
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John

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somairot [2005-03-20 17:32:18 +0000 UTC]

ahhh Vogons...duh that title just finally clicked =b

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ivanjs In reply to somairot [2005-03-20 18:02:53 +0000 UTC]


John

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somairot [2005-03-20 17:29:02 +0000 UTC]

heh heh think he'd quite enjoy that

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rock-teh-casbah [2005-03-20 07:02:08 +0000 UTC]

wow *shudder* thats umm... kinda graphic

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ivanjs In reply to rock-teh-casbah [2005-03-20 15:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, don't know where that came from...
John

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rock-teh-casbah In reply to ivanjs [2005-03-20 16:29:53 +0000 UTC]

lol

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