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South Park: Snowed In
Chapter One: The Bus Ride From Hell

As Stan was driving his dark blue range rover his parents had bought him for his sixteenth birthday all he could hear in the back round was the blood curtailing screams of Kyle and Kenny who sounded like Wendy and Bebe while watching Friday the Thirteenth. Stan didn't think he was that bad of a driving, curving off the road a few times and almost crashing into fences he didn't see what there was to scream about. Stan had grown up a lot ever since elementary school he was about six foot one and was very athletic, he was the quarter back of the football team and one of the most popular guys in his grade. He didn't wear his hat anymore since he had lost it back in middle school. After a few more minutes of driving (well what he considered driving anyway) he made a sharp left turn into the school parking lot and took and quick glance in the rear view mirror to see Kyle and Kenny holding each other like their very lives depended on it, he hit the gas and speed into a spot right between a yellow jeep and a red hummer.

"God you guys, you two scream like girls," he stated with a small smirk.

"Oh well excuse us were not the ones who drive like a criminal on a high speed chase!" Kenny said clearly.

"Oh come on! I passed Driver's Ed."

"Yeah but in the process you put two of the teachers that teached it in the hospital, and you almost ran over me in the parking lot." Kyle said with a slight laugh.

Stan stuck his tongue out at them.

"Whatever, get your bags or we will miss the bus," he said while getting out of the car.

As he walked to the trunk of his car he saw Kenny dramatically fall out of the car and heard him yell 'Sweet Land!' and saw Kyle chuckle at this display. He then headed to the back of the car to grab his bags and Kenny soon followed him.

"Dudes this trip is gonna be so awesome!" Kyle exclaimed. He didn't change that much ever since elementary school, besides getting to be about five foot eight (but he was the shortest of the group) and having a soft build. He still wore his green hat but his hair wasn't as pouffy, actually sometime in middle school it had turn almost completely straight. He was really into science and writing and was the best student of his class. He was on the football team and was pretty popular. He was currently wearing black skinny jeans a blue sweatshirt black converses and of course his signature green hat.

"Che, I don't see what's so good about it were just going to Vermont where there is probably more snow then here." Kenny said.

"If thats even possible," Stan quickly added.

"Yeah, but still were all getting away from our family's for three whole weeks! It's our senior year you guys! I say thats worth some more snow, the only downside is that the fat ass is coming along too."

"I am not fat!" it was Cartman and he looked like he was about to fall on the floor and die. Cartman actually wasn't as fat as he was back in elementary school, since he was about five foot ten his height had evened out his weight well, but he was still fat.

"Right your 'big boned' anyway why the hell are you panting? Did you just have rough sexy or something?" Kenny said. Yes, Kenny was still his same old pervy self and he was actually gay. He had came out to everyone back in 6th grade. Kenny was very good looking with his blonde hair and blue eyes, he was around an inch taller then Cartmen, he had grown out of his orange parka in 5th grade but he still liked the color orange. He was wearing blue jeans with an orange shirt and a white jacket.

"God Kenny your such a pervert, and no! Kyle pushed me out of the car and left me on the side of the road!"

"Woops, sorry my arms must have slipped when I opened the door and 'accidently' pushed you out," Kyle said with sarcasm. At this Stan and Kenny laughed.

"Fuck you Jew!"

"Oh trust me I wish I could do that to him," Kenny said.

"Kenny shut up," Kyle said.

"Guys were gonna miss the bus," Stan said.

"Then lets get moving!" Kyle said quickly grabbing his bags and running towards the bus. Stan soon followed after him closing the trunk to his car and Kenny and Cartman followed too.

"Permission Slips please everyone!" Mr. Garrison said. The reason why he was one of chaperones for this field trip they had no idea and truthfully neither did he.

"Good to see you boys again it's been a while," he said.

"Yeah," said the boys.

"Stan!" Wendy said coming up to him and kissing him. Stan and Wendy were still dating they stopped dating once during 8th grade for about a month but then got back together and ever since then they haven't broken up.

"Hey, I didn't know you were coming on the trip."

"Well I found out you were going and decided to come."

"Crazy stalker," Cartman mumbled.

'What was that?" Wendy said glaring at Cartman.

"Oh nothing Wendy."

"Ok so you each are assigned to a bus, boys your all on bus C and Wendy you are too so get moving." Mr. Garrison said.

They all began to walk towards their bus.

"Dude I can't believe he's coming on this trip," Kyle said to Stan.

"I know right? God just when I thought he was out of our lives." Stan said making Kyle laugh.

"Oh well I'm just happy your going on the trip otherwise these next three weeks would have been as boring as hell and I would have been stuck with the nazi and Kenny who would have probably raped me."

"Damn you know my plan now, thats a shame," Kenny said with a small smile.

Kyle laughed.

"Dude I'm happy your coming too I hope we have a good time, wanna sit with me on the bus?" Stan asked.

"Sure man," Kyle said.

As they got on the bus Cartman, Kenny and Wendy sat down in their seat, meanwhile Kyle and Stan were putting their luggage in the bus. After they got on Cartman decided to trip Kyle who fell backwards and landed on his back on the ground, Stan who was also tripped by Cartman's leg promptly fell on top on Kyle and they ended up face to face in a dead lip lock. At first they both didn't realize what had just happened but after a few seconds Stan practically jumped off Kyle who was just laying on the floor completely in shock.

"Oh. My. God." Wendy said.

"Ha, fags! Thats what you get for pushing me out of the car today." Cartman snickered.

Stan had his hands over his mouth and his face was completely flushed due to the fact he had just kissed his best friend, meanwhile Kyle had just got off the floor and lunged at Cartman but was being held back by Kenny.

"Your fucking dead meat Cartman I'm gonna pound your face into the floor!" Kyle screamed.

"Dude! Calm down, Stan a little help please?" Kenny said.

Stan was still a bit flushed but put his hand on his best friends shoulder. "Dude don't he's not even fucking worth it."

Kyle calmed down a bit after that and after about a minute Kenny was able to let him go. As Kyle was about to go and sit down he swiftly turned around on his heels and punched Cartman in the face.

"Ow! You fucking Jew that hurt!" Cartman exclaimed holding his face in pain.

"Good!" Kyle said sitting down in a seat two rows behind Cartman.

As Stan was about to go sit down next to Kyle, Wendy called his name.

"Stan," she said.

"What?" he asked.

"Sit next to me."

"I can't I promised Kyle I would sit next to him."

As he was about to turn around and walk towards Kyle, Wendy grabbed his arm and pulled him down towards her.

"Don't, Ok? After something like that it would make you look bad and me! Besides he probably doesn't want to after that so sit next to me." she said. Stan glanced at his best friend then Wendy and finally agreed to sit next her.

As the bus started and it got on the road Kyle could hear people around him talking about what just happened and it pissed him off. He didn't really need to hear people gossiping about it and probably by the time they reached Vermont everyone in their Senior class would know about it. At first he didn't noticed Stan wasn't next to him until Kenny took the open seat besides him.

"Dude that kiss was hot!" he said with a smiling trying to cheer Kyle up.

"I don't wanna hear about it and wheres Stan?" Kyle asked.

"Sitting next to Wendy, why?"

Kyle had a flicker of disappointment on his face he was looking forward to sitting with Stan but after that kiss he assumed that Stan didn't want to be seen with him.

"No reason," he said plainly.

"Ok well whatever I still think that kiss was hot oh and nice punch."

Kyle shook his head with a small smile he knew Kenny was trying to cheer him up.

"Thanks I suppose," he said with a laugh.

"Alright I made Mr. Grumpy Gils smile."

"Che, whatever so how long is this trip to Vermont anyway?"

"About....14 to 20 hours I think Mr. Garrison said we would have a few pit stops though."

"Damn that's a long time oh well might as well make the most of it."

After a few hours they took a pit stop at a place on the road for anyone who was hungry or needed the bathroom and then they headed back on the road. The rest of the ride was mostly uneventful Kyle and Kenny played cards, Wendy and Stan either talked or were making out, and Cartman was stuffing his face with food, everyone fell asleep on the bus around 11pm including Kyle until he received a text message.

Text Message from Stan

Hey dude u awake? I'm really sorry I didn't sit next to you Wendy was complaining so I sat next to her besides after what happened i thought you might not want to talk.

Kyle looked at this with surprised sleepy eyes and decided to write back.

Im awake now lol, and don't worry I'm not mad I thought you were mad at me lol.

A few seconds after sending that he got a text back,

Text Message from Stan

Of course not! It was just Cartman being an asshole I wouldn't get mad over something like that.

Kyle Smiled at this message.

Yeah your right well it's Ok that we didn't sit next to each other, we can definitely hang out when we get to the resort.

After about a minute he got another message, but it wasn't from Stan.

Text Message from Cartman

STAN AND KYLE SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Kyle got mad and texted Cartman to 'STFU' after that he got another message.

Text Message from Stan

Of course well Im going to sleep sorry I woke you up talk to you tomorrow bye Kyle.

Kyle simply wrote back 'night', he was happy Stan wasn't mad at him besides he wouldn't let this one incident ruin his vacation he soon fell asleep peacefully not knowing how this one event could have start a whole shit load of a mess.

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South Park: Snowed In
Chapter One: The Bus Ride From Hell

As Stan was driving his dark blue range rover his parents had bought him for his sixteenth birthday all he could hear in the back round was the blood curtailing screams of Kyle and Kenny who sounded like Wendy and Bebe while watching Friday the Thirteenth. Stan didn't think he was that bad of a driving, curving off the road a few times and almost crashing into fences he didn't see what there was to scream about. Stan had grown up a lot ever since elementary school he was about six foot one and was very athletic, he was the quarter back of the football team and one of the most popular guys in his grade. He didn't wear his hat anymore since he had lost it back in middle school. After a few more minutes of driving (well what he considered driving anyway) he made a sharp left turn into the school parking lot and took and quick glance in the rear view mirror to see Kyle and Kenny holding each other like their very lives depended on it, he hit the gas and speed into a spot right between a yellow jeep and a red hummer.

"God you guys, you two scream like girls," he stated with a small smirk.

"Oh well excuse us were not the ones who drive like a criminal on a high speed chase!" Kenny said clearly.

"Oh come on! I passed Driver's Ed."

"Yeah but in the process you put two of the teachers that teached it in the hospital, and you almost ran over me in the parking lot." Kyle said with a slight laugh.

Stan stuck his tongue out at them.

"Whatever, get your bags or we will miss the bus," he said while getting out of the car.

As he walked to the trunk of his car he saw Kenny dramatically fall out of the car and heard him yell 'Sweet Land!' and saw Kyle chuckle at this display. He then headed to the back of the car to grab his bags and Kenny soon followed him.

"Dudes this trip is gonna be so awesome!" Kyle exclaimed. He didn't change that much ever since elementary school, besides getting to be about five foot eight (but he was the shortest of the group) and having a soft build. He still wore his green hat but his hair wasn't as pouffy, actually sometime in middle school it had turn almost completely straight. He was really into science and writing and was the best student of his class. He was on the football team and was pretty popular. He was currently wearing black skinny jeans a blue sweatshirt black converses and of course his signature green hat.

"Che, I don't see what's so good about it were just going to Vermont where there is probably more snow then here." Kenny said.

"If thats even possible," Stan quickly added.

"Yeah, but still were all getting away from our family's for three whole weeks! It's our senior year you guys! I say thats worth some more snow, the only downside is that the fat ass is coming along too."

"I am not fat!" it was Cartman and he looked like he was about to fall on the floor and die. Cartman actually wasn't as fat as he was back in elementary school, since he was about five foot ten his height had evened out his weight well, but he was still fat.

"Right your 'big boned' anyway why the hell are you panting? Did you just have rough sexy or something?" Kenny said. Yes, Kenny was still his same old pervy self and he was actually gay. He had came out to everyone back in 6th grade. Kenny was very good looking with his blonde hair and blue eyes, he was around an inch taller then Cartmen, he had grown out of his orange parka in 5th grade but he still liked the color orange. He was wearing blue jeans with an orange shirt and a white jacket.

"God Kenny your such a pervert, and no! Kyle pushed me out of the car and left me on the side of the road!"

"Woops, sorry my arms must have slipped when I opened the door and 'accidently' pushed you out," Kyle said with sarcasm. At this Stan and Kenny laughed.

"Fuck you Jew!"

"Oh trust me I wish I could do that to him," Kenny said.

"Kenny shut up," Kyle said.

"Guys were gonna miss the bus," Stan said.

"Then lets get moving!" Kyle said quickly grabbing his bags and running towards the bus. Stan soon followed after him closing the trunk to his car and Kenny and Cartman followed too.

"Permission Slips please everyone!" Mr. Garrison said. The reason why he was one of chaperones for this field trip they had no idea and truthfully neither did he.

"Good to see you boys again it's been a while," he said.

"Yeah," said the boys.

"Stan!" Wendy said coming up to him and kissing him. Stan and Wendy were still dating they stopped dating once during 8th grade for about a month but then got back together and ever since then they haven't broken up.

"Hey, I didn't know you were coming on the trip."

"Well I found out you were going and decided to come."

"Crazy stalker," Cartman mumbled.

'What was that?" Wendy said glaring at Cartman.

"Oh nothing Wendy."

"Ok so you each are assigned to a bus, boys your all on bus C and Wendy you are too so get moving." Mr. Garrison said.

They all began to walk towards their bus.

"Dude I can't believe he's coming on this trip," Kyle said to Stan.

"I know right? God just when I thought he was out of our lives." Stan said making Kyle laugh.

"Oh well I'm just happy your going on the trip otherwise these next three weeks would have been as boring as hell and I would have been stuck with the nazi and Kenny who would have probably raped me."

"Damn you know my plan now, thats a shame," Kenny said with a small smile.

Kyle laughed.

"Dude I'm happy your coming too I hope we have a good time, wanna sit with me on the bus?" Stan asked.

"Sure man," Kyle said.

As they got on the bus Cartman, Kenny and Wendy sat down in their seat, meanwhile Kyle and Stan were putting their luggage in the bus. After they got on Cartman decided to trip Kyle who fell backwards and landed on his back on the ground, Stan who was also tripped by Cartman's leg promptly fell on top on Kyle and they ended up face to face in a dead lip lock. At first they both didn't realize what had just happened but after a few seconds Stan practically jumped off Kyle who was just laying on the floor completely in shock.

"Oh. My. God." Wendy said.

"Ha, fags! Thats what you get for pushing me out of the car today." Cartman snickered.

Stan had his hands over his mouth and his face was completely flushed due to the fact he had just kissed his best friend, meanwhile Kyle had just got off the floor and lunged at Cartman but was being held back by Kenny.

"Your fucking dead meat Cartman I'm gonna pound your face into the floor!" Kyle screamed.

"Dude! Calm down, Stan a little help please?" Kenny said.

Stan was still a bit flushed but put his hand on his best friends shoulder. "Dude don't he's not even fucking worth it."

Kyle calmed down a bit after that and after about a minute Kenny was able to let him go. As Kyle was about to go and sit down he swiftly turned around on his heels and punched Cartman in the face.

"Ow! You fucking Jew that hurt!" Cartman exclaimed holding his face in pain.

"Good!" Kyle said sitting down in a seat two rows behind Cartman.

As Stan was about to go sit down next to Kyle, Wendy called his name.

"Stan," she said.

"What?" he asked.

"Sit next to me."

"I can't I promised Kyle I would sit next to him."

As he was about to turn around and walk towards Kyle, Wendy grabbed his arm and pulled him down towards her.

"Don't, Ok? After something like that it would make you look bad and me! Besides he probably doesn't want to after that so sit next to me." she said. Stan glanced at his best friend then Wendy and finally agreed to sit next her.

As the bus started and it got on the road Kyle could hear people around him talking about what just happened and it pissed him off. He didn't really need to hear people gossiping about it and probably by the time they reached Vermont everyone in their Senior class would know about it. At first he didn't noticed Stan wasn't next to him until Kenny took the open seat besides him.

"Dude that kiss was hot!" he said with a smiling trying to cheer Kyle up.

"I don't wanna hear about it and wheres Stan?" Kyle asked.

"Sitting next to Wendy, why?"

Kyle had a flicker of disappointment on his face he was looking forward to sitting with Stan but after that kiss he assumed that Stan didn't want to be seen with him.

"No reason," he said plainly.

"Ok well whatever I still think that kiss was hot oh and nice punch."

Kyle shook his head with a small smile he knew Kenny was trying to cheer him up.

"Thanks I suppose," he said with a laugh.

"Alright I made Mr. Grumpy Gils smile."

"Che, whatever so how long is this trip to Vermont anyway?"

"About....14 to 20 hours I think Mr. Garrison said we would have a few pit stops though."

"Damn that's a long time oh well might as well make the most of it."

After a few hours they took a pit stop at a place on the road for anyone who was hungry or needed the bathroom and then they headed back on the road. The rest of the ride was mostly uneventful Kyle and Kenny played cards, Wendy and Stan either talked or were making out, and Cartman was stuffing his face with food, everyone fell asleep on the bus around 11pm including Kyle until he received a text message.

Text Message from Stan

Hey dude u awake? I'm really sorry I didn't sit next to you Wendy was complaining so I sat next to her besides after what happened i thought you might not want to talk.

Kyle looked at this with surprised sleepy eyes and decided to write back.

Im awake now lol, and don't worry I'm not mad I thought you were mad at me lol.

A few seconds after sending that he got a text back,

Text Message from Stan

Of course not! It was just Cartman being an asshole I wouldn't get mad over something like that.

Kyle Smiled at this message.

Yeah your right well it's Ok that we didn't sit next to each other, we can definitely hang out when we get to the resort.

After about a minute he got another message, but it wasn't from Stan.

Text Message from Cartman

STAN AND KYLE SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Kyle got mad and texted Cartman to 'STFU' after that he got another message.

Text Message from Stan

Of course well Im going to sleep sorry I woke you up talk to you tomorrow bye Kyle.

Kyle simply wrote back 'night', he was happy Stan wasn't mad at him besides he wouldn't let this one incident ruin his vacation he soon fell asleep peacefully not knowing how this one event could have start a whole shit load of a mess.